That's the risk with buying imports from
The real toys get made in China. So it makes sense that bootlegs are also made in China... I got a "Romankey × cowl" girl figure.
Articulation:
On Paper this figure has a shitton articulation.
In reality, the figures joints pop off randomly. Especially at the shoulders. Probably because I'm 98.76352% sure that I got scammed and this is most likely a bootleg.
Yup! I got scammed. Got partial refund from eBay. The quest for fodder bodies continues. Specifically an Irma Body.
So, I have to take this into consideration. As I don't have a genuine figure, I can't compare how bad the bootleg is. Wish I had seen that message before I ordered the figure back in 2024.
So the hypothetical articulation score would be:
5.0
But what I got is a
3.0 the whole falls apart when looked wrong doesn't help.
Sculpt:
I omitted the paint part since this chick is unpainted.
It has a decent sculpt. Kinda reminds me of
My third favorite JoJo's daughter... who is also a JoJo.
Size wise she's as close of what I'd like on an Irma Body. I had to use the smaller breast option (which was a bitch to swap, due to this being a bootleg and all.) to make her more suitable for my needs.
She is also a bit TOO detailed. She has labia and nipples. Her male counterpart has multiple cock options.
Hypothetical score: 4.5
Actual score: 4.5
Accessories:
Alternate Torso (smaller boobs)
Alternate thighs
Spare hand and foot joints
8 extra Hands
The only thing missing are extra torso and crotch barbells. The Genuine figure probably wouldn't need them. But this bootleg does desperately. After the hassle, I had to go through by changing the large boobs to the smaller ones. I didn't even bother trying with the thighs.
Since the figure falls apart when looking at anything wrong.Any accessory that I tried to give the figure makes her arms fall off.
Hypothetical 5.0
Actual: 3.0
Overall:
Hypothetically this figure should've been a 4.83 figure, but the shoddy quality of the bootleg puts her at 3.5 and I think that's too damn high. So let's do a pettiness adjustment of -5! (That's minus five factorial and not an exclamation.) Which puts her at -116.5 as her final score.
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