Aug 29, 2024
Capcom Fighting Collection II: is coming
Aug 28, 2024
Crazy idea for Playmates TMNT Classics
You know the Adult Collector TMNT line by Playmates with the 6 inch Turtles? The ones that have Stranger things, Street Fighter and Karate Kid figures?
What the Hell, Mattel?
This is the MOST Bizarre Barbie I've ever seen.
Last time I checked Juan Gabriel was a dude... Like the Gayest closeted Gay that has ever Closet Gayed...
This is what the Barbie is supposed to look like:
Seriously, if he was alive, that would be his reaction to the Barbie.
New Castlevania collection... not on PS4
It's on Nintendo Switch, PS5 and the XBox consoles...
Aug 27, 2024
It came from tbe Toy Chest: Did somebody say Yoga?
Now it's the 5th Jada toys figure to be reviewed here at the House of Rants. Yoga Man himself, Dhalsim.
4.5
Bison's review will come in 2025. I kinda want Jada's Guile to be In hand for the review. Even better if Cammy is in-habd by then. |
Vintage Inspired TMNT variants I'd love to see as Ultimates: part 1
Aug 26, 2024
Hypothetical Deluxe Turtles 2.0: another rant
Supposedly, if the 2k3 TMNT toys do well, Super7 may add double jointed limbs to traditional figures... translation: revisiting older characters and make updated versions.
Aug 23, 2024
It came from the Toy Chest: BST AXN Jennika
The fifth IDW Turtle. A former foot Assassin turned into a Mutated Turtle thanks to a transfusion with Leonardo's Blood.
Thor's no longer feeling Hulkamania runnin' wild on him.
Aug 21, 2024
Topanga's boobs must be protected!!
Oh my god it was real! I could've sworn this was a fever dream but Tom Green DID MAKE a song about rubbing balls to avoid cancer. But seriously, ladies, Check your boobs in case of cancer and guys, do as Tom Green says. Sadly that doesn't cover all cancers... .
The Acolyte is canceled.
Disney is taking another L with the Cancelation of Star Wars: The Acolyte. I tried to watch the series but I couldn't. It was bad. The moment the show lost me was when they killed Trinity by fucking kunai. I watched the rest of the episode but didn't feel invested... kinda like the Ewoks movies. They exist, I'm not invested in them. I believe they have the honor of having the first swear word in Star Wars..
The Star Wars F-Bomb is brought you by Diabeetus man!In any case Weinstein's Padawan had her show killed. I'm not going to talk about wokeness ruining Star Wars or how Weinstein's Padawan was hellbent on making Star Wars Gay. The moment they lost ME as a viewer was when they killed a Jedi Master with kunai. That's like killing Goku with a normal bullet. Makes sense, right? The only sense it makes is nonsense...
Aug 19, 2024
Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan
Nyu! Uh... I don't get it. All I know about this anime is: Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan! Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan! Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan! Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan!
Koshitan dances like Bully Maguire and Shikanoko is a weird Deer girl... and that in Laton America it has revived a song about a cuck... I'll be explaining now.
Cornudo is a form of saying cuck in Spanish. Means horned animal... Venado is Deer in Spanish. There was a song about a duck called El Venao. The Deer. Since My Deer Friend Nokotan was made into an anime, Latin American fans revived the song by Splicing it with scenes from Shikanoko nokonoko Koshitantan and in the following case, remaking the intro with El Venao.
So the cringe levels are to the max... but I already mentioned the whole Bully Maguire thing.
Remember Hatsune Miku of VOCALOID? Well, The Voice of Miku is also the VA of Koshitan...
Who allegedly composed the song... Maximum Cringe!! I am completely confused about the CGI Deer and how illogical yet logical this universe is. Sadly, I cannot watch it as it's on streaming services that I don't have. All I've seen is a few shorts on YouTube and Facebook reels that have piqued my interest. This makes Gintama seem coherent.
Happy Quinceañera to the House of Rants!
Still no He-Man movie. Right now the competition is between He-Man, Spawn, and George R.R. Martin to release The Winds of Winter. But, I digress... It's been 15 years, since I started this blog. Holy shit... 15 years.
Damn... I honestly never thought I'd reach to ten years, much less 15! In 3 years my blog will be of legal age... the average lifespan of a blog is 100 days... I've been at it for 5475 days (give or take...) then again, a few years I posted like crazy, so I MAY be a few hundred posts short, but I could potentially catch up and surpass the equivalent of a post a day. Damn...Aug 15, 2024
First Skeleborat now Riverdale Teela
Camila Mendes who plays Veronica in Archie's Creek has joined the MOTU movie cast...
We have a cast of 3... so far doing better than other attempts at the project... It still sounds like a train wreck that will make the max steel movie look good. Buuuut It's apparently getting done this time! I mean, it's not like we've been 20 years Seeing this come from and go to development hell in a hilariously bad back and forth.
I'm not saying this movie is going to be a train wreck, but all signs point towards it being one.
Creating new TMNT characters: how many of these have I done?
Creating new characters for TMNT can be fun... I should eventually do a MOTU one, but I'm here to talk TMNT, since like I said, it's easier.
I think Bully should get a remaster.
Aug 14, 2024
James Cameron is being a little bitch again
Aug 12, 2024
Damn You Haley Joel Osment and your Necrosight!!
Now the motto is ruined... Now no one will tell us to Prepare for Trouble... nor To protect the world from devastation. No one will denounce the evils of truth and love... Team Rocket won't blast off to the speed of light, because James has no Jessie!!
Also, Misty is dead too! Also no more Jigglypuff!
Super7 D&D musings
- Uni has a fully Articulated body
- Swappable heads
- Extra accessories for Bobby and maybe Sheila.
Aug 11, 2024
Top most wanted characters from various Super7 lines.
I will try to keep TMNT to a minimum... give me Pizzaface, Kyle... stop holding him back, dangflabbit!
GI Joe:
Aug 10, 2024
Toy Story 5 and other odds and ends
Toy Story has overstayed its welcome. I kinda liked 4, but I felt it was an unnecessary cash grab squeezing the last bit of soul in the franchise.
Apparently it's going to be toys vs Electronics... in 2026... We're like 20+ years late to the party, Disney... I gotta be honest, I'm not gonna go to theaters to see this one.. This screens an even bigger soulless Crap that I'll watch on Disney+ than Toy Story 4 or Cars 3. That's assuming I still have D+ by then.
Aug 8, 2024
It came from the Toy Chest: Ghost of Grune the Destroyer
Former Thundercat, betrayed Jaga and was exiled from Thundera. Landed on Third Earthand wreaked havoc until his death. His tomb was sealed, but recently his seal was broken and Grune lives again as a ghost. Making a mace out of Thundranium... curiously, Grune is the only Thunderian immune to the life force sapping powers of Thundranium...
Ghost Grune Figure: Unofficial mascot of Lifealert. Grune: I've fallen and I can't get up! |
If Grune didn't have floppy legs, he'd be better... Ghost Jaga will get an official review on this year's Advent Calendar. |
Aug 6, 2024
A Theoretical TMNT Fighting game: a Rant
It came from the Toy Chest: Spicy Banana edition:
There are a fewMartial Arts Rivalries in the history of pop culture: Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal vs Jean Claude Van Damme, CM Punk vs Jason David Frank, John Lawrence vs Daniel LaRusso, Ken vs Ryu, and Karai vs April? Apparently that's a thing. I'm a bit rusty in my Mirage lore, but Karai apparently fucked Casey Jones shortly after April discovered she wasn't Human, but a drawing brought to life with the Gem that Kirby used to have.
I tried, even with photo mount putty Karai kept falling. |
Now that we finished the Spicy, let's tackle the Banana... Of course, I'm talking of Nick Cade's first crush, April O'Neil.