Oct 5, 2024

Vintage inspired TMNT variants that I'd like to see part 5?

 Let's roll another of my favorite filler rants, toy wishlists. Let's see what my sexy brain can pull out with Playmates Inspired all original uninspired variants...

Switcheroo series:
 I mentioned the Raph dressed like Casey already well, this is in a way that...

Splinter: Shredded
Take Splinter and put him in Shredder's outfit.
Accessories:
Removable Shredder helmet with earphones.
Sword cane
Fancy Bow
Quiver
Arrows

Shellled Foot Soldier:
Turtle wearing Foot Soldier Outfit. Despite not having alternate heads, the head should pop easily to give it a Turtle head.
Accessories:
2×katana
Bo
2×sai
2×nunchaku

Oroku Saki: Sewer Ronin:
Basically Oroku Saki dressed as Hamato Yoshi.
With brown hand wraps and grey feet wraps with brown Geta sandals.
Accessories:
Soft goods Magenta tunic
brown hakama
Walking Cane sword
Kunai

Bebop: Rocksteadied:
Bebop wearing Rocksteady's clothes and a birthday party hat as his Rhino horn.
Accessories:
Same as Rocksteady but in jungle camo colors

Rocksteady: Bebopped:
Roclsteady wearing Bebop's clothes.
Heads: 
Bebop disguise head with pink makeup 
Bebop disguise head without makeup
Accessories:
Same as Bebop but in neon purple

Karai: Jonesified:
Essentially Karai wearing Casey's outfit.
Heads: 
Karai with broken Jones mask (opposite side to series 10 Casey)
Karai with Casey mask
Specialized hands:
Hands necessary to hold Casey's weapo s
Casey's weapons 

April O'Neil: Ace Secretary:
Basically April Disguised as Irma:
Soft goods sweater and Skirt.

Heads: 
New Normal April Head
Irmafied Head
Specialized hands:
Pepper spray bottle holding hands
Accessories:
Foot Soldier Rifle (toon reference)
Laptop
Mace (pepper spray)
Purse
Saturday Night Special

Irma Laginstein: Ace Reporter:
Irma in April's outfit. Nice way to release the Orange and Blue Redeco
Heads:
April Disguise
Normal Irma head
Accessories:
Same as April v1 but the Press card has Irma's credentials.

Casey Jones: Foot Jonin:
Casey wearing Karai's outfit.
Heads:
Foot Soldier head
Casey with headband
Casey with facemask
Specialized hands:
Bow and arrow hands
Accessories:
Scythe
Escrima sticks
Bow and Arrows
Push knife
Smoke bombs

Crossovers:
Vintage TMNT has had a few crossovers: NASA, Star Trek Universal Monsters, well I'll do the same with other properties.

Turtles of third Earth:
Thus us a TMNT and Thundercats crossover. The Thundercats would be mutated looking more animalistic. Ie furry bodies and more animal-esque faces. I'm not touching the Thundercats themselves, but I'll work with the Turtles and supporting characters.

Leonardo:
Picture Leonardo with no elbow and knee pads sporting Lion-O's trunks and shinguards that look like Lion-O's boots. The Thundercats Belt has the Thundercats sigil and attached to the belt 2 Bandoliers with Leonardo's L were they cross.
Heads:
Determined
Angry

Accessories:
2×katanas (repaint of Hachiman's Thunder Cutter
Candy fruit Pizza slice.
3×kunai

Donatello:
Picture Donatello wearing Bengali's outfit in purple, but with Cheetara's left vambrace.

Heads:
Determined
Relaxed

Accessories:
Staff (both shrunken and enlarged)
Candy fruit and puckles pizza slice
Thunderian tools

Raphael:
Tygra armor with Raphael belt in shades of red.
Both arms have Tygra elbowpads.

Heads:
Angry
Screaming

Accessories:
2×Straight bladed daggers with Rataro styled hilts
Candy fruit Pizza slice with anchovies 

Michelangelo:
Picture Mikey wearing Panthro's top with a Panthro styled belt but with Wilykat pouches and a Wilykat styled "loin cover" and Panthro's boots all in a Mikey color scheme.

Heads:
Determined
Goofy

Specialized hands: 
Thunderkitten bomb hands

Accessories:
2×Panthro styled nunchucks: nunchuck 1 is Orange and Red, nunchuck 2 is Purple and Blue
2× spinning Chuck effects from Panthro

Turtles themed Hover board and stand.

Splinter:
Sporting a Jaga styled outfit in Splinter colors.

Heads:
Neutral
Screaming

Accessories:
Fancy walking cane/sword
Elegant Thunderian Bow and Arrows
Plate of sushi.

April the Warrior Maiden:
April dressed like a warrior maiden a top similar to Nayda with a skirt similar to Willa in April colors. 

Accessories:
Bow and Arrows 
Dagger

Ancient Spirits of Evil Powered Shredder:
Basically a Third Earth take on Super Shredder:
Picture a Mumm-Ra sized body. For the head imagine Super Shredder's helmet with the center prong of his helmet remaining as it's bladed form, but the lateral prongs are the Mumm-Ra serpents. The helmet itself would be in red and black as would be the face guard.
He'd get a Mumm-Ra styled cape that would slip under his Super Shredder shoulderpads. On his forearms he'd have two large blades reminiscent of the sword of Plun-Darr.
He'd have Mumm-Ra feet and Super Shredder shinguards.

Heads:
Full helmet with facemask
Without facemask and we can see Saki's face corrupted by thr ASoE.

Accessories:
A War Hammer with the Mumm-Ra crest on the striking end.

Bebop:
Picture Bebop in a furry vest like Leatherhead and a black furry loincloth. On his feet a pair of red "Robin" pixie boots.

Heads:
Neutral
Wild head with open mouth and semi articulated tongue. (Think MOTUC Fangman)

Accessories 
A Rankin Bass styled drill gun
A new dagger
Monkian styled shield with Bebop face

Rocksteady:
Rocksteady without his helmet wearing a bandolier to hold a machete
Camo patterned Rataro styled lower tunic.
Black fantasy boots

Heads:
Neutral
Screaming

Accessories
Machete
Rankin Bass STYLED rifle

Foot Soldier:
A slightly more "Rankin Bass styled" Foot Soldier. 
Meaning Thicker belt, smaller arm guards, Jackalman styled shinguards.

Heads:
Normal Foot Soldier head
Mumm-Ra crested Foot Soldier.

Accessories:
Chained version of Foot Soldier mace
Egyptian style sword.
Reuse rifle from Jackalman

Slash:
Slash in Grune Styled Armor with his Epaulets being Snapping Turtle shells. As with all Turtles no turtle pads on elbows and knees.

Heads:
With Grune helmet
Without helmet

Accessories:
Larger Grune mace
Larger Ratar-O styled Sai
Single sword with a sword of Plun-Darr styled blade.

Leatherhead:
Leatherhead in a stockier body, closer to his Mirage version. Giving him the Mirage wraps on arms and legs would be a great stylistic choice. A removable harness a la MOTUC would be a nice idea. Picturing something like Vykron's Barbarian mode but with Jackalman straps with the fur being yellowish.

No extra heads, but he needs a hinged jaw

Accessories:
Knife
Blaster
High tech trap

Turtles in Limbo:
This is a Silverhawks Crossover.
The Silverhawks would remain unchanged. The Mutations might be on the Mob side of things.

All Turtles will share the same torso which will have jetpacks in the shell area. The feet will have the infamous third toe, as a nod to the Silverhawks talons. They will have only one set of arms, but they'll have the shoulder lasers.

Leonardo:
Left arm would be real up to the bicep. His metallic body would be cobalt blue representing the Leonardo bandana as his head will not have a bandana.

Heads:
Visor open head (visor splits in 3 a la grey fox)
Sealed visor

Accessories:
Robotic golden eagle
Laser blasts
2×plasma blades

Donatello:
Right hand would be real. Metallic body would be purple his eyes are always covered by the visor and the alternate head only peels the mask from the beak area.
Heads:
Full mask
Partially unmasked

Accessories:
Robotic cockatoo
Laser blasts
Escrima stun sticks that turn into a bo

Raphael
Raphael's right arm is real and uncovered upto to the same point as Steel Will's. His helmeted look is a Turtle skull inspired by Casey Jones's hockey mask. Left shoulder has a small cauldron as a nod to Casey.

Heads:
Fully masked
Visor peeled back (like Leonardo's 
Accessories:
Robotic mockingbird
Stun sai
Laser blasts
Extendable hockey stick that can shoot concussive energy pucks.
Concussive energy pucks

Michelangelo:
Mikey has his left arm real up to the elbow on his left hand he sports the bling from Rapping Mike. He also sports a cap with the Silverhawks insignia and glasses.
Heads:
Visor off
Visor on

Accessories:
Mic whip that plugs to a small speaker 
Laser blast effect
Musical blast effect that plugs to speaker
Robotic parrot

Canapril:
April in a yellow and silver repaint of Steelheart with a new April Styled head
Heads:
No visor
Visor

Accessories:
Robotic camera canary
Shoulder blast effects

Ashigarasu Shredder:
Shredder in a purple Silverhawks-esque outfit with no flesh exposed. 
Thr spikes on his armor look more like vents. On his hands he has a pair of Larger vents.
His helmet is more aerodynamic but keeps the three pronged look of Shredder.
Heads:
Visor on
Visor off

Accessories:
energy claws
Cybernetic crow
Alternate razor winged arms
Ooze vial

Mutated Melodia:
Essentially Melodia turned into a Siren by the Ooze and enhances with Cybernetics by Hardware. Picture Melodia with fangs waring her normal top but with Cybernetically enhanced bird wings and a more bird like lower body woth talons.
Heads:
baring fangs
Screaming
Accessories:
Keytar
Music blast

Ysssssss snake!:
Yesman mutated to look more Snake-like and enhanced with Cybernetics by Hardware.
Picture Yes-Man with a more Snake-like face a missile firing Backpack like the Kenner Boba Fett and a tail mounted cannon like Playmates Scale-Tail.
Head:
Snake-like Yes-man with movable snake tongue.
Accessories:
Blast effect for tail blaster
Firing missiles effect for back launcher

Ooze*Star:
Green GITD redeco of the big Mon*Star body for the most part.

Heads:
Toy Mon*Star depowered head
New "depowered Head" with cartoon Accurate hair, in Ooze green
Powered up head in GITD plastic

Accessories:
Shredderized Sky Shadow
Moon Star Mace
GITD elbow thrust effects

Rocksteady:
A Mumbo Jumbo repaint from the Neck down in Rocksteady colors with a new cyborg head.
Head:
Cyborg head

Accessories:
Flight belt with thrusters on the sides.
Rapid firing blaster with blast effect
Vibro knife
Laser shield
Robotic oxpecker

Bebop:
Just like Rocksteady Bebop gets a Mumbo Jumbo body with New Cyborg head:
Heads:
Cyborg head with removable Metal Mohawk
Cyborg head firing the metal Mohawk

Specialized hands:
Chainsaw hands

Accessories:
Laser Shield
Vibro knife
Shell cracking blaster (long gun styled drill gun)

Turtles of Grayskull 200X:
Mattel did a Turtles of Grayskull with a Vintage inspired Continuity. This will be inspired by 200X. The Premise involves a transmat accident involving fragments of the Eye of Sarnath. The Eye of Sarnath fragments get augmented on Eternia due to the power of Grayskull bringing changes to some characters 

Turtle Power He-Man:
A Mumm-Ra sized 200X He-Man with a (removable) Turtle Shell Battle armor. Think Normal Battle Armor but with a clip on the back to hold He-Man's Shell shield. Under the battle armor he's sporting the Normal 200X harness.

Heads:
Normal 200X He-Man head with longer hair
Screaming head

Accessories:
200X Power Sword in Vintage TMNT toy weapon brown it has a fragment of the Eye of Sarnath embedded.
200X Power Axe in Vintage TMNT toy weapon  Brown
200X styled TMNT Vintage toy Rack weapons in Vintage TMNT toy weapon brown
Shell Shield in Vintage Atmnt toy weapon brown

Sarnath Powered Teela:
Basically 200X Teela but with the addition of teal pants. Removable Snake Armor.
Heads:
Normal 200X head
Snake armor head with Sarnath fragment embeded on head.

Accessories:
Staff of Ka
200X sword
Blaster
200X styled shield

Sarnath Powered Adam:
A 200X inspired Adam but with longer hair. Think 200X Adam with Liquid Snake hair. (The Cam Clarke references have been doubled) The Sarnath fragment is embedded in the Power Sword. 
His outfit is the 200X outfit but he has poofy sleeves that reach his gloves.
Heads:
Ponytailed head
No ponytail

Accessories:
Locked Power Sword
Pizza slice

MAN-OF-WAR:
Picture Man At Arms with big heavy boots, big Gauntlets a Rio Blast styled Backpack making him look like the love child of Megaman, MAA, Rio Blast and the Centurions.
Heads: 
Helmet head
Helmetless head
Battle helmet head (covers the face and reveals the Eye if Sarnath Piecd

Specialized hands:
Blaster hands
Accessories 
Mace:
Plug in blasters for the legs.
The Backpack cannon
Legs for the backpack cannon.

Too-Man-E-Faces:

200X Man-E-Faces with the Sarnath Fragment embedded on the action feature dial.

Heads:
Normal MEF (Man Monster Robot)
TMNT HEAD 1 (Leo, Shredder, Don)
TMNT HEAD 2 (Mike, Foot Soldier, Krang)
TMNT HEAD 3 (Raph, April, Karai)
MOTU HEAD 2 (Skeletor, Teela, Faker)
MOTU HEAD 3 (Merman, He-Man, Beastman)

Accessories:
Blaster that can unfold into a club-like weapon

Mekaneck:
200X Mekaneck but the Sarnath Fragment is embedded on his belt. He is in the Snakemen wave repaint colors.

Accessories:
Telescoping Neck pieces similar to Masterverse Mekaneck's.
Mace
Flail based on his mace

Kickor Leonardo:
Leonardo sporting some Metallic boots that allow him to deliver powerful kicks. 
His Harness would be 200Xized and he'd sport a MOTU-esque belt
Heads:
Neutral
Screaming

Accessories:
Western technosword that splits into 2 sabers.
Techno rack weapons

Shell at arms Don:
Basically Donatello sporting a Man-at-Arms armor, but with a mechanical shell somewhat reminiscent of Metalhead. Like with MOW a weaponized Backpack plugs to the back, but with less weapons than MAN-OF-WAR.
His Bodysuit would be Purple with the armor parts being Green to reverse the Orange armor and green bodysuit from MAA.
Unlike 200X MAA the Pauldron on Donatello is small. The helmet is Green and Orange

Heads:
Helmet
No helmet

Accessories:
MAA mace styled pugil stick
200X Handcannon

Shellspin blade Raphael:
Raphael wearing special vambraces and shinguards reminiscent of Sy-Klone and a special torso that allows him to freely spin on a stand (that would be Disguised as a shield.
Heads:
Normal Raphael
Raphael wearing a repaint of Sewer Samurai Leo helmet and Oni Mask

Accessories:
Pair of sai
Wacky Action Raph shield
Smash blade He-Man spinning weapon.

Royal Pizza Party Michelangelo:
Mikey sporting a 200X Prince Adam-styled outfit orange vest, lime green shirt and white pants with black boots. The belt on his waost has loops to hold his nunchucks. The bandolier has a loop to hold a fake power sword.
Heads:
With Bandana 
Without bandana

Specialized hands Pizza tray tossing hands (Think ML Cap shield tossing hand.
Accessories:
200X wig for the no Bandana head
Filmation wig for the no Bandana head
Pair of 200X styled nunchucks
Pizza slice
Fake Power Sword
3× whole pizzas on tray.

April:
April in a 200Xized Filmation Adora Outfit with Teela Arms and legs in April colors.
Heads:
Normal April:
MAA Helmet April  with flip down Casey mask.

Accessories:
Grayskull rack Halberd
2× Grayskull rack mace
Mic nunchuck
News camera
Teela sword

Splinter:
Splinter's base body is the Wacky Action body. To that we add a soft goods Magenta ninjor armor with the Kanji for Turtle.
Heads:
Waxky Action head
Serene head

Specialized hands
Chopsticks hands.
Accessories 
Elaborate Cane sword
Techno Bow and Arrows
Sushi tray

Sarnath Skeletor:
Skeletor sporting a crowned helm with a spiky crown. Picture Battle Sound Skeletor's crown on a Magneto Helmet. The Sarnath Shard is at the center of the crown. Sporting the Battle sound Skeletor armor in Disco Skeletor colors.

Heads:
Crowned head
Traditional hood.
Accessories:
Vial of Acid
200X Swords

Mutated Beastman:
Take 200X Beastman and make him more Apelike. Including actual ape feet comparable in size with Guerilla Gorilla combine elements of both Beastman and Rahzar's armor in Beastman colors
Heads:
More Apeish head
200X styled head
Accessories:
Spinewhip (a whip made out of the spine of a big saurian creature.)
Soft goods capture net.
A club made out of the skull and femur of another beast.
Green Tiger soft goods Pelt.

Ninja Tri-Klops:
Essentially the Repaint of 200X Tri-Klops with Foot Soldier armguards.
Head:
Tri-klops head

Accessories:
Triklops sword
3× Triklops kunai
Foot soldoer mace
Spy fly
Doom seeker

Evil Lyn:
200X Outfit in Vintage colors
Heads:
Helmet
No helmet
Full Eye of Sarnath in helmet

Accessories:
200X wand with spike at end (Think Lord Zedd.)
Scalloped soft goods cape (Think Batman)
Ramstone pendant

Mutated Whiplash:
A More Saurian Looking 200X Whiplash. On a Slash/Ssslithe type body. His back would have a spiny shell like Slash/Tokka but modified to have his tail

Heads:
A more "Bowser-like 200X head" with articulated jaw
A more Lizard like head

Accessories: 200X spork of Doom
A TMNT-ized vintage inspired spear

Sarnath Jitsu:
200X Jitsu with a smaller version of the Staction hand.
Heads:
200X head
200X head with a Mongolian helmet with a Sarnath Shard.

Accessories:
200X katana
200X pair of Kama
Soft goods fur cape.

Havoc Shredder:
Shredder imbued with the power of the Ram Stone: (on a MOTUC body of course)
Shredder would be sporting a Centurion Helmet with ram horns and a blade to complete the three prongs. (Instead of the furry/feathered crest) he'd be Sporting an armor heavily inspired by Mecha Blade Skeletor with the spiked epaulets and the 4 bladed arms
At the center of his chest would be a plug to put in the Ramstone (included with Shredder) or the Ramming blast effect
The rest of his body would be a MOTU-ESQUE Shredder:

Heads:
Normal Shredder 
The Aforementioned Havoc Powered head.

Accessories:
Havoc Sword (a Katana with the Havoc Staff Ramskull as handguard)
4× shreddereized spearheads for the mecha arms.
Ramstone
Torso Ram blast effect

Terror Claws Rocksteady:
Rocksteady sporting a skull for a Helmet and a
A 200XIZED Vintage Battle Armor Skeletor Armor in gold and black. A Skeletor Styled Loincloth in Green and Brown brown leggings and Black furry boots with some removable MAA armor for both legs.
Head:
Aforementioned Rocksteady head with a skull for a Helmet.

Accessories:
Green Terror claws
Oversized grayskull rifle
Techno Machete
200X He-Man shield

Stinkin' Bebop:
Bebop sporting a torn Prince Adam Styled Vest in Red with dangling Shells. From the Waist down He's sporting 200X Trapjaw styled clothes but in Bebop colors and size. On his head Bebop is sporting a Tri-Klops styled Visor with 2 typed of glasses: Toon inspired and Mekaneck styled.
The reason he's called stinkin' Bebop is because like Stinkor or mossman his plastic has scent infused in it... Bacon scent to be precise. 

Head:
The Aforementioned head

Accessories:
MEF Styled gun with Bebop Drill tip.
Techno dagger 
HE-MAN shield

Jailbird Blaster Scratch:
Picture Scratch wearing a 200Xized Dragon Blaster armor but instead of a Dragon, he's chained to Jailbird:
He also sports Shackles as vambraces and shinguards with enough chain to pose him. All the chains are attached to an oversized ball. Reminiscent of Megator's weapon.

Heads: 
looking straight 
Looking to the side

Accessories:
Eternian Blaster covered in cake
Jailbird figurine that plugs to Scratch's back. It should look as if he's taking cover and Scratch is his meat shield he's gangsta firing a small blaster, hence the Jailbird Blaster name

Karai:
Wearing a black and Red version of the Teela Outfit. 
Heads:
Normal Karai
Skelcon mask

Accessories:
Jitsu Katana
Jitsu Kama
Techno Bow and Arrows

Slime Pit Tatsu:
In 200X Skeletor had the Slime Pit... essentially a GITD Tatsu with. NEON GREEN Ninjor Tunic with the Foot Clan insignia on it add more monstrous claws for his hands and feet.

Heads:
GITD Tatsu head
GITD ninjor Masked head
NON-GITD Tatsu head
Accessories:
Mike Nunchaku
Naginata
200X oversized techno shuriken
Katana

TMNT × GIJoe:
Essentially  the Turtles join GI Joe because Shredder is working with Cobra and Destro. The idea is to use the Sunbow Joes as the vanilla Joe's and Cobra. There will be some Mutated characters exclusive to this crossover.

Shell Scout: (Leonardo)
Leo Sporting a hat similar to Recondo with navy blue accents. He sports military pants with Jungle Camo and special turtle-made boots.
On both thighs he has sheaths for his dual machetes while the web gear over his olive shirt has a holster for his gun.
Heads: 
Camo bandana with facepaint
Blue bandana no facepaint
Accessories:
Dual machetes
Camo Handgun
Binoculars
Rifle with camo.

Double Flush: (Donatello)
Donatello as a homage to Wetsuit.
Donatello wearing a brown and yellow Neoprene diving suit with purple accents. His  purple webgear is reminiscent of Donatello's bandolier.
He'd reuse the Sewer surfin Mike feet.
Heads: 
With wetsuit cap no goggles or breathing apparatus
With wetsuit cap, goggles, and breathing apparatus (connects to tank with hoses.
Accessories:
-Scuba tank with hoses
-Sewer swimming Don "vehicle".
-speargun

Red Dusk: (Raphael)
Sporting a Navy blue Sneaking suit with red Accents and  Nightwatcher/Snakeeyes hybrid mask.
Heads:
Masked
Unmasked
Accessories:
UZI
Pair of kunai
Pair of Sai
Silenced Handgun
Stun Grenades 

Pizza Time!: (Michelangelo)
Mikey sporting an open Aloha shirt and his Regulation Tshirt is visible 
Sporting Desert Camo pants with Turtlemade boots.
Belt has a hip sheath for knife and a back loop for nunchuck.gum holster is on chest partially hidden by the Aloha shirt.
Heads
Serious 
goofy

Accessories:
Quarterstaff that turns into a nunchuck
Handgun
Knoife
Sunglasses
Lei
Walkman with headphones
Whole Pizza

Fourth Power: (April)
A repaint of April in an Olive drab and Brown jumpsuit. But she gets a new belt with dual hip holsters for her guns. A Boot Holster for a Kunai, a Ninjato Scabbard on her back
Heads:
April with helmet
April with headset

Accessories:
Ninjato
Kunai
Dual guns
Camera with tripod
Camera Drone
Remote

Vigilante:
Essentially that version of Casey Jones.

Man No More Cobra Commander:
Basically is a Cronenberg version of Snakeman Cobra Commander. In addition he gets a soft goods coat and a plastic hat that can be put on his alternate head.

Heads:
Serpentine CC head with no mask
Serpentine CC head with mask
Old Snake mask head

Accessories:
CC Blaster
CC Hood that can only be held on his hand
Vial of Ooze
The Aforementioned hat and coat
CC helmet

Super Serpentor:
Using a MOTUC Body  for a green skinned Serpentor with a snake for his left arm a tattered cape and an alternate serpentine lower body as a nod to golobulus. (And s7 could reuse it for their golobulus.)
Heads:
Neutral
Hissing with tongue out

Accessories:
Various Snakes
Coma inducing Snake javelin
Serpent staff
Serpent blade
Broken Ooze canister

Foot Clan Baroness:
Essentially, the Baroness dressed in an outfit combining elements of both Baroness (black suit) and Karai. Torso and crotch like Karai, while the arms and legs look like the Baroness black outfit but in black and red.

Heads:
Normal Baroness head
Foot Clan Bandana Baroness head
Foot Soldier masl with black ponytail poking out the back of the mask

Accessories:
Sniper rifle
Poisoned Kunai
Poisoned Katar blade
Ooze canister 
Blaster

Shinobi Destro: 
Destro in Foot Soldier colors, but with new Ninja tabi inspired feet.

Heads:
Purple mask neutral
Purple mask laughing
Purple mask Straw Hat.

Specialized hands:
Ninja 2 finger hands
Shuriken tossing hands

Accessories:
MARS M Shuriken 
McCullen Saber
Wrist mounted poison dart shooters
Wrist mounted smoke bomb shooter
Attache case: (it has enough space for the following items)
-2× Ooze canisters
-2× stacks of money
-small blaster

Cobra War Pig: (Bebop)
Bebop wearing a Cobra Trooper helmet
Road Pig's shoulderpads and Spiked cod piece
Cobra Trooper pants and boots.

Heads:
The Aforementioned helmeted head with neutral expression 
Angry helmet head
Helmetless head with tongue out for creepy blade licking poses.

Accessories:
Knife
Grenades
Cobra rifle with Drill bayonet attachment
Chainsaw

Mutated Zartan:
A "blank fearureless body" painted to mimic Zartan's clothing and face.
Heads:
Featureless Zartan
April
Baroness
Shipwreck
Rat King
Generic Turtle with grey bandana
Foot Soldier

Specialized hands 
Sword
Blaster
Mace 

Accessories:
Various reversible soft goods ponchos with different prints:
Poncho 1: April's clothes and Baroness's clothes
Poncho 2: Shipwreck's clothes and Rat King's clothes
Poncho 3: Turtle torso and foot soldier clothes.
Soft goods belt

Iron Grenadier Shredder:
Shredder in an outfit similar to Iron Grenadier Destro but Shredderized:
Shredder's helmet is gold with a red mouth cover. He sports a full black comando bodysuit with a soft goods black tunic and red Neckpiece and a soft coods red half cape the armored spikes have a more militaristic look.

Heads:
Aforementioned Shredder head
Shredder head with golden mouthguard

Accessories:
MARS Vibroblade
Laser rifle
Thermite grenade
Ooze canister 
Destro rocket launcher and missile

Charge Horn: (Rocksteady)
Basically Rocksteady repainted as a Cobra Trooper with new Cobra Trooper lower legs with Turtle Shell Kneepads. 
Heads:
With Cobra trooper helmet
With new helmet with enlarged metal horns for massive damage.

Accessories:
Cobra Blaster
Machete
Removable Bandolier with holster for knife, Machete and nonremovable Shotgun shells
Spas-12 Shotgun with folding stock

Red Scale:
A red repaint of Scale-Tail with new Torso overlay, head, and Right arm. The new right arm would be a mirrored image of the left arm.
The New Torso overlay should be a torn Cobra Viper shirt. The new head should still be serpentine but not an exact copy of Scale-Tail.

Accessories:
Cobra viper backpack that plugs in likr Scale-Tail's
Cobra viper rifle
Cobra viper Handgun
Knife

I think I'll stop right here... for now.

Kingdom Hearts 4 may be the end of the Necrogazer.

 Nomura has mentioned that KH4 will lead to the conclusion of the story... but we've seen how KH plays it's not 1,2,3. It's:
KH Union × (chi), KH Dark Road that's two games I've never heard of with them being  Japanese mobile games that are no longer available. Following those two comes Birth By Sleep. I think I played it on PS3 in one of the collections. Now we go to KH1,then KH Chain of Memories, followed by 358/2 days, and KH2, Re:Coded, Dream Drop Distance, 2.8, KH3, Melody of Memory...

We don't fucking know if they'll add more crap un between... or if the syory will continue AFTER Sora's story is over. BECAUSE Disney will milk KH until it's dry.
Disney forced this shit on SquareEnix.

Oct 4, 2024

It's kinda hard to get excited for the 2k3 TMNT Line

 Let me explain: While I love the 2k3 cartoon, visually there isn't much to be excited about unlike say, 1987, 2012, and even Rise of the TMNT. That's because 2k3 was very light on "freaky monster mutants". My most wanted 2 non variant figures from 2k3 are Hyoomans! They're Agent Bishop and Hun. Then we have the Justice Force, Baxter, April and Casey Variants. 

I hope the line does well, but a part of me does not see much future on the line which will be labeled as lack of fan demand and not how ridiculously overpriced the items are with hit or miss QC and to throw salt on the wound the perennial issue that affects me: Fucked up shipping prices on preorders. Unless TMNT2K3 gets deluxe figures, which let's be honest, the official ultimates were essentially Deluxe figures with an extra head; Super7 is losing me... and many others, seeing the whole Vecna being canned thing.

Super7 bad news: D&D Vecna canceled.

 According to toynewsi, Ultimates Vecna has been canceled. While I wasn't interested in the character, this is bad news for D&D fans. I have invisible Sheila in the backburner for a review. I'm waiting for normal Sheila and Hank to do a full review.

Vecna failing may translate to: "non-toon characters don't sell, it's the customers' fault"... and not be: "Our excessively high price with hit or miss QC and ridiculously long delays have damaged our customers' trust in us."

I'm afraid that the model may not be as sustainable as S7 thinks. Disney died, Simpsons died, Power Rangers may be in Limbo, D&D had its first cancelation. TMNT did too, from a certain point of view... yeah, I'm talking about Rat King.

This Vecna could still see the light of day of they go the Deluxe route.

This is what I'd see them doing. I know it's not the best solution, but the Deluxe figures May be a way to soften the blow on some figures being too pricey. 


Oct 3, 2024

The Rock as Apocalypse Rumor: a rant

 There is a rumor About Dwayne The Rock Johnson playing Apocalypse in the MCU. I find this rumor moronic for one simple reason:

Apocalypse is an X-men villain. Villains.
 Need to lose to the heroes. Dwayne Johnson usually has a clause in his contracts that he can not lose fights. Therefore making him Apocalypse is moronic, as he needs to lose in the end.

But we have an actor better suited for the CGI monstrosity that is Apocalypse:

Yes, Dad of Boy, Kratos, 200X Zodak and 
Just as Terry Crews was born to play Roadblock, Chris judge was born to play Apocalypse. Not to mention that Christopher Judge would be a much cheaper option than The Rock.

Also, The Rock would play The Rock and would not play Apocalypse.

Rugrats Live Action movie incoming

 First let's get something out of the way. As much as I love Tara Strong, I hated Baby Dillweed until All Grown Up came along.

The Babies will be CGI...


We have questions: 
  • Will the babies be Realistic, or will they be Show accurate but 3D? What about Angelica and Suzie?
  • Will there be a hallucination scene where tue become 2D like in Dora and the Lost City of Gold?
  • Will it be pre-Dil and Kimi or will these later additions be included?
  • How stereotypical butch lesbian is Phil and Lil's mom going to be?
We have worries that this will suck. Gritty Secret world of Alex Mack reboot when?

Oct 2, 2024

Taggart won't be in Beverley Hills Cop 5. Blame Haley Joel Osment's necrosight

 John Ashton has passed away. My condolences to friends and family. I'm not gonna pretend like I was a huge fan of his work since the only thing I know him from is literally Beverly Hills Cop. I know people are expecting for me to say like oh. Yes, I remember him as random nazi henchman from that one episode of,, Wonder Woman. 

I'm not aware of his cause of death, but I hope it wasn't fucking Cancer... because I HATE Cancer. He's had a long career and been in tons of stuff. Yes, he really was a random.Nazi in an episode of Wonder Woman. He also was in Columbo, The A-Team, I believe Starsky and Hutch. In any case may he finally be at peace.

27 years ago, Capcom released Darkstalkers 3.
Now... we still haven't gotten Darkstalkers 4... bit it seems some Darkstalkers cosmetics may reach SF6 and maybe Jon Talbain?

Fuck Street Fighter 6 cosmetics. Just give us Darkstalkers 4


Storm Collectibles is doing SF Alpha

 Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! Storm Collectibles broke my heart when my expensive MK Ninjas began breaking. 


Of course they start with repaint potential figures...


Supposedly these will be true 1/12 and not the 1/11 they've been doing.

They look good, but StormCo's figures look good. My biggest Worries are the quality control and the price... Suppos.

Supposedly, these will be cheaper and at a more a more competitive price. What is this competitive price? SUPER7, NECA, Jada, Mattel?

Honestly i'm not getting these.. It's ashamed because Storm Collectibles figures look good... but after losing over $200 in MK Ninjas that explode on the shelf, let's say I'm not trusting them. 

I don't want to pay $60+ for a Ryu that will explode in Mom's deathday 2027 assuming the figure is released in mid 2025.

Also how can we trust StormCo to complete the Alpha Roster since they started SFV and never finished. Started USF2 and never finished. (Jada revealed all the figure prototypes and wave 3 pre-orders started a few weeks back.) They now started SFA and SF6... Mortal Kombat seems dead and we didn't even get the OGMK1 roster...

I hope we can still get Alpha from Jada.

Oct 1, 2024

Vintage inspired TMNT variants I'd like to see, part 4? I lost count.

 Now that I've been doing this with tons of Potpourri waves, let's do some Potpourri waves to round up the remaining turtles... and to deplaymateize some vintage characters.

Action wave:
Inspired by Action Movie and TV show Personalities.

Chrome Demon Shredder:
Shredder in a traditional Ninja garb with a silver demon mask based on 2012 super Shredder or rottmnt Shredder.
This is a reference to the Silver Demon from Revenge of the Ninja.

Specialized hands:
Hands sculpted with (re4) Garrador claws

2 RUFF KREW Mike:
Mikey dressed up as a combination of Chris Bradford and Chuck Norris from Krate Kommandos
Heads:
Normal Mike head
Mike wearing a Chuck Norris/Chris Bradford wig and fake beard.
Accessories:
Mike weapons made in the style of tbe old Karate Kommandos toys.

Raphcules:
Raphael dressed as Kevin Sorbo's Hercules.
Heads:
screaming Raphael head
Raphael with Sorbo wig
Accessories:
Two broken tridents with longer middle prong.
Greek short sword
Shackles with "Breakaway chains."
Nemean lion pelt poncho

Commando Bebop:
Bebop dressed as John Matrix
Normal Bebop head with facepaint camo
Bebop with Schwarzenegger wig and face camo.
Accessories:
Rocket launcher
Knife
Machinegun
Log
Chainsaw (mainly as a nod to IDW)

Double Rhino Rocksteady:
Essentially Rocksteady dressed in one of the gis from the infamous Double Dragon movie. Preferably the red one.
Heads:
Rocksteady without Helmet
Rockstwady wearing a blonde wig based on the Double Dragon toon.
Accessories:
Bat
Whip
Dynamite stick
Sword inspired by the Double Dragon toon.

T.U.R.T.L.E.
Donatello in an "armor suit" inspired by M.A.N.T.I.S. 
Heads: 
Unmasked Donatello
Don wearing the T.U.R.T.L.E Helmet 
Accessories:
Escrima sticks that turn into a staff
Wrist mounted tranq dart shooters.

Mister Hamato:
Splinter dressed as Miyagi from the Karate Kid animated series.
Heads:
Normal Splinter
Splinter with Miyagi wig and facial hair.
Specialized hands:
Chopstick hands
Accessories:
Fishing pole from Leatherhead
Wax pads
Hand Sanders
Walking Cane

New Krang Order Traag:
Essentially Traag with a soft goods New Krang Order muscle shirt. Different legs and arms from vanilla Traag (bare stone arms and dark tights with different creepy crawlies (legs could be reused on a Granitor)
Heads:
Helmetless Traag
Traag with a rocky Hogan wig and stache.
Accessories:
Removable belt
Helmet
NKO Bandana
Sunglasses
Knife
Handgun
Rocket launcher

Leonardo the Immortal Turtle:
It's a nod to the Highlander series, so have Leonardo wearing a light blue shirt, dark pants a soft goods trenchcoat.
Heads:
Leonardo head with a MacLeod ponytail wig
Leonardo head with Macleod ponytail with holes on the eyes for plug-in gitd quickening electric effects.
Specialized hands:
Quickening hands with holes for plug-in gitd Quickening electric effects.
Accessories:
White handle katana:
Multiple gitd Quickening lightning effects.

Krang Air Rider:
Krang in a modular bubble walker chair that looks like a Krang sized convertible that transforms into a helicopter (tribute to MASK, Knight Rider, and Airwolf)
Heads:
New High Speed Krang face
Accessoriesaaà
The parts required for car mode and helicopter mode, plus mounted gun

Supōtsu Tokusentai keishī jōnzu:
Casey Jones Dressed as one of those Japanese Tokusatsu sentai shows. Taking heavy influence of the Super Sentai and Kamen Rider shows while keeping the outfit looking like Casey.
Picturing a black helmet with a silver visor and mouth guard that emulate Casey's mask.
The torso would be a red and blue version of the Kamen Rider Black RX suit with white ranger arms in blue and red. Belt has a holster for a retracted side bat
 Legs would be based on Dino Thunder but in blue with red accents.
Heads:
Unmasked Casey
Helmet
Accessories:
Side bat (extended and retracted)
Power Lacrosse Stick
Rapid fire ball mega blaster 

Slasher:
Slash wearing an outfit inspired by various slasher movie characters. I'm thinking boots with toeclaws poking out a torn boiler suit that can't go over the crotch held together by a striped sweater acting as a belt. Soft goods bloodied apron
Heads:
Burlap sack head
Masked head
Scarred head
Specialized hand:
Fingerless gloved hand without his normal wrist spikes.
Accessories:
Chainsaw
Oversized Machete
Kitchen knife
Removable fedora
Kira the killer doll. (Inspired by the kid sister doll)

Potpourri wave alpha:

Urban Ninja Tatsu:
Think Tatsu in something that looks half motocross armor, half military armor on a neoprene diving suit. The color pattern would follow Foot Soldier colors. Arm guards should have Batman-esque spikes. Back should have a hidden sheath for a ninjato. (Figure should not have any torso articulation outside of waist twist) 
Heads:
Tatsu head
Movie styled Foot Ninja head in Foot Soldier colors.
Specialized hads:
Caltrops tossing hand
Bo shuriken holding hand
Bo shuriken tossing hand
Smoke bomb holding hand
Accessories:
Concealed ninjato
Caltrops
Exploding smoke bomb effect 

Undercover High School Reporter April:
Basically a parody of Never Been kissed and a nod to "Ho do you do fellow kids!"  So, picture 1987 April dressed as 2012 April.
Heads:
1987 styled head
1987 style head but with 2012 inspired hairstyle.

Accessories:
Cap with (not so) hidden camera
Backpack
Cellphone
Collapsible baton

Ozeki Tattoo:
Essentially a plussed up version of Tattoo:
Adding a fancier soft goods mawashi, a Kimono that cam be worn or drape over his crotch like E.Honda. 
Heads:
Based on the toy
Based on the comics
Specialized hands:
Salt throwing
Chopsticks 
Accessories:
His vintage staff. Should work as a tool for placing and removing tattoos.
Vinyl decals for easy replacement/removal
Some of the animal tattoos made 3D "buddies"
Chankonabe bowl
Removable Geta sandals. 

Street luge Michelangelo:
Vanilla Mikey but with a new torso harness that has a street luge attached to the back of his shell.
Heads:
Mike with Helmet, mouth guard and goggles
Accessories:
Street luge woth foot tripping wings
Nunchucks

Potpourri wave Alpha 2 Gold:

Master of disguise Foot Soldier:
Vanilla Foot Soldier with new forearms that have Removable arm guards.

Heads:
Normal Foot Soldier head
Disguise head (head with peg for the disguise hats and the Bandana Foot head)

Accessories:
Hats:
Bandana Foot Soldier top of head
Fedora
Cowboy Stetson
Baseball cap

Sunglasses
Knife
Mace
Blaster

Soft goods:
Poncho
Trenchcoat
Hawaiian shirt

Lady Shredder:
Inspired by the Image Lady Shredder, she'd need to be Playmates-ized, since the image design is, well, Yikes! A bad genderbent Stryfe with Shredder elements. So, I propose redesign her into a more Playmates styled look. 
For the body a Skintight bodysuit in black with purple accents that echo the Playmates Shredder AND the Super7 Karai torso without the Karai crotch overlay. New crotchpiece with a Foot Clan belt. New lower legs and forearms with new Shredder spikes made for a female body.
New Super Shredder styled Neckpiece with soft goods purple cape (reuse Shredder's).

Heads:
Helmet head based on the Image L.Shredder Helmet but in Playmates colors.
Unmasked Amai head with her hair in a bun
Unmasked Amai head with her hair down.

Accessories:
Karai weapons minus Bow and Arrows.

Also, a Red Black and Silver Karai version (replace Amai heads with Karai) could be released later on.

Daytime Host: Vernon: 
This would have been a "Wacky Action" figure, hypothetically speaking. Unlike the wind-up wacky actions, he'd be sporting a spring loaded action where Vernon quickly puts the Mic on another figures face and "accidentally" hitting them with his mic. 
He'd be wearing the tuxedo and slacks shown in his Toon appearance, but with somethings off:
Slightly loose bowtie, uneven neck, maybe a kick me sign on his back, a wad of gum on his left shoe.

Heads:
Smarmy Vernon
Disheveled Vernon
Blindfolded and gagged Vernon

Specialized hands:
Right fist with makeshift brass Knuckles.
Accessories:
Mic
Empty glass with splashing effect (vintage would've been empty and you filled it with water)

Real Pain Raphael: 
Raphael sporting a new belt with crossed bandoliers like Leonardo but with loops for Tonfa in addition to his frontal Sai loops. His hands and feet are wrapped. He has bandages on his arms, legs and cheeks.

Heads:
Seet0hing head
Raging head
Accessories:
2×sai
2×push knives
2×tonfa
2×catclaws
2×kusari fundo

Potpourri wave Alpha 3 Upper:

5hr3dd3r: (Android Shredder)
This is a 100% new body taking design elements from Both Shredder and Chrome Dome. Like say, Chrome Dome's torso, new robotic looking arms and legs with the proper Shredder blades in translucent red. New Helmet based on the OVA in metallic red with translucent prongs.

Heads:
The already described OVA head in 5hr3dd3r colors.
Helmetless robotic head

Accessories:
Robotic versions of W2 Shredder in translucent red

Bad End Donatello:
An old Donatello from an alternate timeline where he's the last Turtle standing. He somehow managed to steal the time scepter from Lord Simultaneous in order to try and change the past. A combination of Turtle and Machine, Donatello is a Cyberpunk Turtle with Leonardo's Right arm grafted on. (Yes THAT is why I'm doing it.) On his left bicep, he has the 3 headbands of his brothers tied up. His lower legs are robotic and are grafted to the thighs. His belt and bandoliers have pouches like a bad Rob Liefeld design. In one of the bandoloers he has the L, R, and M buckles looking worn out.

Heads:
Cyborg Don without face mask. (Exposed face)
Masked Cyborg Don (head fully covered)
Accessories
Chain whip made out half a nunchuck and Raph's sai
Naginata made out a piece of a Leo sword and Donatello's Bo
Broken katana
2×blasters (gun, sniper rifle)
Soft goods sleeveless trenchcoat 

Surf'n Turf Napoleon Bonafrog:
A repaint of Napoleon with Yellow shirt with pink and green pants. The print on his shirt would be green and red. Instead of the peace necklace, he'd be wearing a puka shell necklace. New feet with P-Frog specialized surf shoes. 

Heads:
Amazed head
Grinning head

Specialized hands:
Hang ten hands

Accessories:
Reversible Longboard (one side skateboard the other surfboard.)
Ukulele
Sunglasses
Skateboard Helmet
Leiomano
Boa whip

Heavy Artillery Triceraton:
Triceraton with different forearms (mirrored versions of the current Triceraton forearms.) Different colored pants. New tail
Heads:
New Triceraton head (no bandage on horn.)

Accessories:
Belt and Respirator from standard triceraton.
New Minigun styled blaster
New Missile launcher


Potpourri Alpha 4:
Plaguebearer Rat King:
The Cancelled Wave 10 Rat King with a black soft goods trenchcoat and removable hat. Yes, I mean the rat less body and more cartoon styled colors.

Heads: 
the 2 Pretty Boy heads that didn't make it
A more Mirage based Rat King Head.
Accessories:
7× Rats
Staff made of a footski flagpole
Removable Plague Doctor mask
Soda can grenade bandolier. If lazy reuse Genghis belt.

Freeze Blast Tokka:
Tokka in Lavender body with Blue pads and bands, unlike normal Tokka who'd get new pads, here we'd reuse Slash's pads with the spikes being frosty blue and the pad itself navy blue. New belt without the Slash stuff.
Heads:
Neutral Tokka face
Firing Icy blast face
Roaring with tongue out face.

Accessories:
Ice shield (Inspired by TMNT3)
Ice club
3× ice Dagger sized spikes

Blazing Rahzar:
A bright red orange furred Rahzar with red nose and Silver metallic parts., blueblacl tire parts of his armor. Yellow tattered shirt and Loincloth.
Heads:
Neutral 
Roaring head
Accessories:
3× Jalapeños with Ooze dip.
2× flame effects (similar to StormCo's Scorpion's Fatality effect.)
Stop sign with bit of cement ar the bottom.

Leonardo: American Shinobi
Leonardo using ski goggles instead of bandana, military styled web gear, modern elbow and knee pads, Fingerless gloves.

Heads: 
Neutral
Grimace

Accessories:
2× western short swords
3× western Throwing daggers
2× flashbang grenades