Super7's Next TMNTU wave is based on 2k3 turtles...
May 6, 2024
2K3 Turtles rumors:
More dumb Turtle Variants
I haven't had a great day, so I'll ease off my mind making dumb Turtle variants that Super7 could exploit... some are less dumb than others.
- C-grip horizontal and vertical hinge
- Fists
- Dramatic expression
- Pointing
- 2 katanas
- 3 kunai
- 2 Cat claws
- 2 4 point shuriken
- Soft goods coat
- C-grip horizontal and vertical hinge
- Fists
- Dramatic expression
- Pointing
- New longer bo staff with Naginata blade plug in.
- New Mirage inspired Gauntlet blaster
- 2 cat claws
- Night Vision Goggles
- Soft goods coat.
- C-grip horizontal and vertical hinge
- Fists
- Dramatic expression
- Pointing
- 2 sai
- 2 tonfa
- 2 cat claws
- Soft goods hooded poncho
- C-grip horizontal and vertical hinge
- Fists
- Dramatic expression
- Pointing
- 2 New stringed nunchaku.
- 2 cat claws
- 2 twirling nunchaku like pantrho's
- Manrikigusari with real chain
- Soft goods coat
- Sunglasses
- Scabbard and ninjato from sewer Samurai Leo.
- Cat claws
- Kunai
- 4-point shuriken
- Grappling hook
- Smoke bomb (exploding)
- Bo staff retracted and extended
- Blowgun with plug in firing dart effect.
- Clear plastic piece with sculpted and painted caltrops
- Cat claws
- Kunai
- Grappling hook
- Sai
- Kusarigama with real chain
- Cat claws
- Kunai
- Grappling hook
- Nunchaku
- Grappling hook
- Cat claws
- Kunai
- "Blinding mist effect" (plugs on fourth head)
- High tech bo staff
- High tech bo staff with access panels removed for repairs.
- Precision tools
- Soft goods Black apron with loops to hold tools
- Welding mask
- Sai
- Kusarigama
- Bladed tonfa
- Palette
- Easel with 3 canvas paints (A Mike and pizza inspired by the creation of Adam, Venus the turtle in a nod to the Birth of Venus, with April, Casey and Irma being the other characters, Mona Lisa as her namesake.)
- Painting knife
- Partial lifesize sculpture of April as a greek goddess. (With removable pieces that reveal more of the statue.)
- Hammer and Chisel nunchucks
- Typewriter shield.
- Plug in pipe with removable blowing bubbles effect.
- Klunk
- Kendo stick.
- Soft goods kimono and hakama
- Working Billiards table
- Functional Billiards balls
- 2 Bo cue stick
- Triangle
- Triangle with presculpted balls. (For display purposes)
- Boxing gloves
- Punching bag with stand (bag can be swapped with pear)
- Boxing pear
- Spit bucket
- Towel
- Bowling ball
- Ball cleaning bag
- 10 pins
- Pin adjuster
May 4, 2024
Open World Tomb Raider rumors.
Dolph Lundgren is gringo now.
By the power of Grayskull! Does this mean that Ivan Drago is Living in America?
Well according to Dolph Lundgren's official Facebook page, he is now a Real American.
And here's the Crow praising He-Man's not yet American dick. Now his Jumbo dick is an American... so it could be said it's the Alaska of American penises. No wonder Norton was trying to protect our Unicorns from Dolph Lundgren.
I often wonder whatever happened to the girl playing Julie in this movie.
May 3, 2024
Haulathon 2024 is bullshit and other bullshit too!
I couldn't get Baxter Stockman because neither Target nor Haulathon ship to Puerto Rico... so if I want a Human Mirage Baxter Stockman, I have to get raped by scalpers...
Fuck this Haul-a-none shit!
Cobra Kai Final season will be split in three parts. First part is in July 18... the second is in November 28 and the third is sometime in 2025.
So it may take a whole year to end the series. Which is a load of bullshit! If it's already done then why not release a new epidode every two weeks? It would keep a steady stream of customers checking out the show than binging five episodes for a day and forgetting about it for months!
Even though I can buy In-stock items at Super7 but not make preorders, the "warehouse finds" sales are absolute Mattycollector level bullshit! That's all.
May 1, 2024
Save the date for disappointment: June 5, 2026 MOTU "will hit theaters"
Since they're using the angle of Adam being raised on Earth and getting isekai'd to Eternia, I'd rather have no MOTU movie other than the Dolph Lundgren one. I'm just mentioning it because we have another disappointment coming. Why do they keep messong around with the formula and turning it into crap!?
Conan + Star Wars + Shazam! = MOTU. Is that so fucking hard? But watch how excuses will be piling up on 2025 as the project once again fails to leave development hell.
Seriously the whole He-Man raised on Earth thing makes Scott Neitlich seem like a competent writer. Now I'm doubly pissed because I gave Neitlich a compliment... sure, it's a backhanded one, but still a compliment.
Odds and ends May 1st 2023: All my grandparents are gone
My mom's mom passed away this weekend and I found out about it yesterday. I'm not sad or anything. It should bother me that I didn't feel a thing. I mean it's not like I harbored a grudge against her because she stole my vintage MOTU toys to "donate them to Charity" and was always eying my collections. Or how she always fought with my mom and aunt, who were the ones left to clean up her messes. Literally, my aunt told me, "Nefty, you know your grandma, she's dead." My reaction was literally:
Apr 30, 2024
⅓ of the Tomb Raider Remastered done*
I have finally avenged Teenage me... I have defeated Jacqueline Natla and destroyed the Scion without cheats or GameShark. *Sure I need to play the PC extra levels, but this is a triumph that young Me was unable to have. Now that I got used to the tank controls, TR1 was easier than expected... mainly to the lack of save limitations that the OG PS1 game had.
I have questions:
Apr 28, 2024
Crazy impossible TMNT variant idea: Action heroes
Eureka Seven and Ehrgeiz? Dafuq?
There once was a girl who shone light in my darkness. She was into Eureka Seven. She got me into watching Eureka Seven. She broke my heart... while listening to Eureka Seven's soundtrack this song popped up.
I was supposed to be sleeping but this shit is keeping me up... Mostly because old wounds in the heart have reopened. Also, the wjole Ehrgeiz in Eureka Seven is making my desire to play Ehrgeiz a lot stronger.
Apr 27, 2024
Games that I played that people probably don't remember:
Videogames are now in an era where games get lost due to online only reasons ie Mario Maker, Animal Crossing, just to name two of Nintendo's requiring online to play. Pretty much everything from Ubisoft requires an online connection. Even single player games, which is bullshit. I want to talk about NES/SMS era all the way to DC/PS2/GC/XB eras.
Tiger Heli: Old arcade game. I only remember the NES port. Rented it a few times.
I remember the port for the OG Spy Hunter as well... but SEGA had its own Spy Hunter Knock-off: Action Master. I rented this one alongside the OG Rampage a lot. I can't believe I forgot this game until recently when I saw some clips from the weird Spy Hunter game starrumg Rocky Maivia
I smelled what the Rock cooked and I sent it back to the chef.
Apr 25, 2024
Jumanji: The Board game: The rant
Remember the only good Jumanji movie? Well, Cardinal games made the boardgame.
Sadly, I bought mine at Kmart and it was incomplete. Missing the Rhino token. A penny wrapped in painters tape is my temp Rhino token until I get creative. Didn't take any pics, since this review is essentially my thoughts after playing Jumanji for the first time.
We tried a two player game to pass the time until the others came.
The game is almost unplayable in two player mode. You get to lose multiple times until you somehow get lucky. The timer is too short (slightly under 11 seconds) and the eight sided dice seem to be player unfriendly. Older versions with two six-sided dice might be better. The premise is rather simple. Roll the die and reach the center. Once you reach the center, yell: Jumanji! and you win.
Most of the rules for the drawing of a danger card. You read the riddle and it's a race to roll the dice to match the correct symbol. You fail, which you will a lot. This forces you to put the danger card on the Doomsday section of the board. Failed the Doomsday section you lose.
The rhinoceros token can cause trouble to players by blocking the path and forcing the players to retreat. The game is a lot easier and slightly more enjoyable as a four player game. But not by much. One thing the game doesn't mention is that you need a 5th person as referee to watch the timer and to ensure that other players aren't cheating.
If you can find the game for cheap, and have at least five people with you, try it. If not, you can Easily skip it!
Using stock photo because I didn't take pics during game night. |
After beating Jumanji, we got into a few drinks and sing for half drunk 40 somethings play Mr Bucket was hilariously awful.
Next time I'll bring Crossfire!!
Apr 24, 2024
Rebel Moo 2: My self-loathing knows no limits.
Why am I doing this? Seriously? It's a Snyder movie, I already know it'll suck ass!
Apr 23, 2024
Ramen Toy is going for the jugular:
El Auto Fantástico...
Apr 22, 2024
Seems that Lightning Collection is dead.
Playmates Toys is going to be doing Power Rangers toys now (under license from Hasbro). If only there was a Power Rangers leit motif to describe this move...
Seriously, Playmates!? The company that is ten times lazier than Mattel and ⅛asses things!? This is worse than when Bandai America did Power Rangers!
2025 is when the clown show will start. There could be a miracle and Playmates makes me eat crow, but that's as realistic as me gaining the abilities of Spider-Man.
Apr 21, 2024
Liam Hemsworth barely got to play Geralt...
The show is already canceled without Season 4 coming out. Sure, Netflix is giving them a 5th season, but nothing is more exciting to viewers than: "We're changing the lead mid series and by the way we're canceling the show in two seasons." Netflix essentially Fist of the North Star'd the show:
I have to be honest, Season 2 Killed the Witcher for me and I Tried to watch season 3 but gave up.
Guess Hannah Montana's ex husband will need to get coins tossed at his valley of plenty.
Tokb Raider Action Figures: a rant
Square Enix no longer owns Tomb Raider, so there are no more Play Arts TR figures... thank goodness. Those are overpriced as fuck. But I'm not looking at "survivor era" Lara. I'm looking at Classoc Era Lara... where ironically one of the better Sculpts was from Playmates, but the toy was like 5 poa and NECA made a statue or two with 3 poa or something. The more Articulated Lara Croft was the nightmarish toy from ToyBiz.
So, All Im asking for is a modern take on Classic Laras. Like say, using Tomb Raider Anniversary as a base design.
Choosing TR Anniversary as a base since it's a graphical update to the original Tomb Raider.
Here's a reference to all the outfits used by Lara.
Apr 20, 2024
Dumb easy to make variants for S7 Ultimates:
Apr 18, 2024
Super7 SDCC 2024 exclusives have been revealed
I'm beyond pissed off, due to the whole not shipping to Puerto Rico bullshit that they currently have.
Rebel Moo 2: Snyderctric Boogaloo starts tomorrow
Meaning that Next week might be the soonest I'll be able to properly watch this cinematic abomination of forgettable everything... except the space vaginas. That's probably the only thing I remember about the movie that isn't a Space Nazi getting tentacle raped.
Apr 17, 2024
Switch is getting a New TMNT game
My wishlist for a McFarlane weapons pack:
You know McFarlane makes weapons packs mostly Guns. Pack 3 will show up in the Advent Calendar 2024. While doing the review I though: Nefty, let's make a Theoretical McFarlane Weapons Pak and here we are.
Apr 16, 2024
Shadow the Hedgehog is coming for the third sonic movie.
Apr 14, 2024
I started watching some more recent anime.
Apr 13, 2024
JoJo Siwa's Bizarre Adventure: a rant
JoJo Siwa was barely on my radar... aside a worst JoJo joke and seeing some of her Merchandise being around back in my Kmart days. But recently she became an adult and came out the closet. Or came out the closet, then she became an adult... well, she's trying to pull off a Miley, but...
She looks like a Stand... No seriously:
She looks like a Stand of herself... I think I got all the better JoJo references out of the way. I get it, she's trying to shed the kid image that she has. Just like Miley Cyrus tried to get rid of Hannah Montana back in the past, but JoJo is doing it far worse and is currently a JoJoke.
Apr 11, 2024
OJ Simpson is dead...
It came from the Toy Chest: ATV compatible with Ultimates!?
Yes, it's another Wrekkin' vehicle. I believe it's the final vehicle on the list. I hate it, but I love it! Let me explain. The vehicle is decent, but it needs to be 20% cooler.
- Scale: it easily fits Super7 Ultimates. Perfect for a diorama display.
- Modularity of the "action feature" lever. This vehicle has a lever to flip out an action figure just like the forklift. This one can be kept in modes that aren't intrusive with the sculpting. It also has a bit of a Toyetic look with it turningninto a battering ram.
- Can seat two figures.
- If I Jam something the correct size on the action feature mechanism I can make a sort of rear shielding for the ATV. Perfect for some of my crazier ideas.
- Steering wheel action feature. It ruins the illusion of realism with the weird c-clips on the steering wheel.
- Flipping feature. It's a waste of space on the vehicle that could've been used for better disassembly.
- Breakbility feature seems limited due to the springloaded features.
- The Big E figure has very limited range for articulation EVEN by Basic figure standards.
Alicia: What the Hell! That's a Velociraptor! Barbara: Aren't they supposed to have feathers? Susan the velociraptor: I shaved because of GaneDude! Nick: ¿QuĂ©? |
Nick: Wait they're eating the ATV? Susan: Mmm! Nick Rammed me with this! Doreen: I can almost taste his ball sweat from the seat. Alicia: Niiiiiiick you asshole! Do something! |
Big E: I'll save you MuTeens and Little girl! Alicia: I'm 20!! Big E: I didn't know. Susan: Ow! Doreen: You always wanted a guy to fall for you, Susan. |
Apr 10, 2024
Top 5 most wanted GI Joe Ultimates:
Come on! You expect me to talk about a Sailor and NOT Make a Shenmue reference!? That's like me not making a Hannah Montana reference when talking about Miley Cyrus. But Shipwreck is one of my favorite Joes. And I want him in all his village people glory.
Apr 9, 2024
I liked Frozen Empire but
It's time to let the franchise die. Not only that, but it felt wrong. Like Ghostbusters 2 on crack. Or an episode of The Real Ghostbusters with Teenage Lesbian Ghost Romance... heavily censored to avoid critics... I mean borderline "Amara and Michelle are cousins" level of censorship. I have a faulty gaydar but while watching that movie LESBIANS kept popping up on my faulty gaydar. Before anyone starts to say: "She's a minor!" or "stop sexualizing a child!" ALL I'M SAYING is that the scenes between Phoebe and Melody gave off romantic vibes, since they're both vagina owners, that makes it lesbians. If it had been two penis owners it would've been