Gemini man: a rant

 So Gemini man

No, not that one... I mean the one by Ang Lee where Fresh Cuck faces an even Fresher Cuck.

Despite having Will Smith in it, fighting against Will Smith, The movie's actually not bad. Very predictable woth some good action scenes, but some scenes scream

There's even a boss battle where Fresh Cuck faces a Man on Fire. I'm not saying the movie ripped off a lot from metal gear. But there are many coincidences..

I didn't hate it but I didn't love it either. It was passible.

It came from the toy chest: Grey skinned Lady Gaga

 

Seriously Super7  what the fuck? Why is Melodia grey?

She's supposed to look Caucasian on the paler side but not Marble Statue...

This is bad I mean Look at Melodia:

I did a crappy job with the Cellphone photo adjustment to visualize a closer to normal Melodia skintone

Her grey skintone bothers me so muc, I'm bitching about it before the actual review.

Melodia never had a figure back in the day. This is the very first Melodia figure ever... at an official capacity. The only female member of the mob and the evil counterpart to Bluegrass. Possible inspiration to Lady Gaga.

Let's get cracking.

Articulation:

Skirt limits articulation a little, but her skirt has slits. Learn, Mattel... but the shoulderpads block the articulation and...

Uh... are her arms supposed to pop off? She's not a Silverhawk that requires swappable arms.

3.5

Paint and sculpt:

The paintwork is decent.It's just the wrong colors.

Found tbe pic they used as source for colors. A Pic of her in outer space while she uses her keytar... the red energy is washing out her colors.

3.0

Accessories:

Extra head

8 Interchangeable hands

Keytar

Music Blast effect piece

Music Swoosh effect piece

Amp with wires

Walkie-talkie

She's got stuff... but it's missing something... hell even Hardware lost his Kenner bird of prey.

5.0

Kidd: *whistles* Tuna
Melodia: You are welcome, kiddo...
Kidd: You'll still go to jail though... *whistle*
Melodia: Party pooper.

Overall:

Melodia gets a 3.83 as her final score. I'm gonna be the one who says it. The paint job and the articulation really hurt hurt her.

Bluegrass: *plays song*
Melodia: Fuck You!

Super7 2k3 TMNT somewhat Lazy Variants idea:

 I will kinda take a page out of TLS and later S7 TMNT Ultimates for these variants:

Some will be plain repaints. Others will have more elements... 3 new pieces tops.

They will not necessarily make sense for the 2k3 toon...

"Retro inspired" Casey Jones:

Basically 2k3 Casey in 1990 movie colors with a soft goods vest. White shirt, grey pants, black gloves and sneakers.

"Retro inspired" April O'Neil 1:

Basically 2k3 April in 1987 toon colors with a soft goods yellow jacket. White shirt, yellow pants, white shoes. Same accessories.

"Retro inspired" April O'Neil 2:

This one needs new heads. African American heads to be precise. This one is to cater to the Black April fans. Red shirt blue pants pink shoes, making the Retro April 1 jacket in brown.

"Retro Inspired" Shredder:

Basically 2k3 Shredder painted like Super Shredder. Replacing his right hands with new bladed right hands. Ch'rell is in bright pink.

"Retro inspired" Foot Ninja:

Mirage recoloring of the Foot Ninja.

"Retro inspired" Splinter:

Splinter in 1990 Movie colors: New TCRI canister.

Now we can move on to some Turtle variants:

The "Retro inspired" Turtles are obvious. The coloring would be Mirage based. 

Downtime Turtles:

In essence these are pseudo reissues. But different accessories.

Like say: Leonardo comes with one new head and sword slash effects. Donatello comes with hands holding presculpted tiny tools so he can repair equipment like the shellphones. Raphael comes with foot soldier shuriken and a practice board where his sai and shuriken can be stuck to. Mikey comes with a new open mouth head, a Pizza slice and a Justice Force comic. 

If we get Human Baxter, a redeco with new heads makes an easy Chaplin.

Same as it never was Karai:

New heads with grey hair, same old Karai.

I'd be up for a same as it never was April.

Yeah! I love that future, because Jones is dead... 

Says the dude made out of a Casey Jones figure with a different head.

But knowing Super7: Gimme $65 for this...
No accessories only raph and the towel.
Nefty (VO): Can I get an April wearing only a towel?

Pizzaface Jr. The final stretch:

 Ok, so where were we: 

I used greenstuff to sculpt the pizza and a few icky bits on PFJr. I removed the right leg and sealed it mostly with hot glue to have Interchangeable pieces donated from Pizzaface. Need to get the shield and throwable pizzas to repaint and give to the figure.

Chopping the pinkie tips is not an option due to his hands. I want to keep a PF fist. So I painted them pink as regenerating flesh. I don't feel comfortable to chop tiny fingers and then sculpt the nub on the fist.

Ignore the broken leg piece.
It came from the Pizzaface I bought on eBay.
I got new donor legs coming. I purposely made sure the right leg was shorter. Not out of laziness, but weird accuracy to the vintage sculpt.

I may have figured out a way to make the hat... sadly won't be removable and I won't be making the tiny PF head from the prototype. It will be permanently affixed to his head. Just need to figure out the logistics of securing a soft goods piece to plastic.

I'm eying some stuff... I saw a miniverse item that has a chef's knife. I just need to figure out a loop for the apron to hold said knife. I want to get some pizzeria implements, a pizza peel, a pizza cutter, hell, I might even get a beige silicone mat to cut into dough circles to toss at enemies. 

I'm waiting on a Figures Toy Company sleeveless t-shirt to see if I don't need to make more stuff for him. Hopefully it'll fit and I don't have to MacGyver a shirt.

McFarlane John Carlton figure: The rant:

 We are getting a Klassic John Carlton figure by Todd McFarlane...

Carlton was played by Daniel Pesina. 

In standard McFarlane flair, Accessories are nearly non existent:

No green energy ball... no shadows... to ne fair, I wouldn't put it past Todd to make a Translucent green Shadow Johnny as a Two pack item and a red shadow Johnny as a Target exclusive.

This promo pic worries me... I'll let you figure out why...

Top most wanted non Turtle TMNT Characters I'd like to see

 From Mattel:

Assuming the Adult collector line is Masterverse sized:

April: 

Origins Turtles of Grayskull has one of the Best Looking April Faces ever. I wonder what continuity they're going for. Personally, I would love to see Aprils of various continuities. Out of the Shadows and Mutants in Manhattan versions come to mind as obscure Aprils.

And yes , I would love to see live action Aprils as well, I'm referring to Hoag, Turco, and Fox... yes, you read that right. 

Casey Jones:

Turtles of Grayskull gave us a nice Casey... now, Aside the Classic Caseys, Koteas and Arrow are a necessity, as well as the Mitage Casey.

Tatsu:

Here I'd like the Hyperstone Heist Tatsu. That's it, or Mattel try something original.

Hun:

Non 2k3 versions of him. Mainly the Mirage Hunter Mason and maybe IDW's and 2012?

Pizzaface:

I want the vintage, or depending how Mattel tackles an original Pizzaface. I wanna replace my bad customs with real official toys.

General Traag:

I would love to see stone Soldiers... Mainly Traag and Granitor. I'm hoping for something big bulky, almost 8 inches in size.That's what she said. This guy is not one I can cover with a puny NECA figure...

This custom by Matt Hance is amazing... that's the S7 Space Cadet Raph for size reference.

That thing is huge... And while awesome looking, I don't need a Traag this big. 

Channel 6 trio:

I don't need a full entry for each of them. That's why I'm going together in one. Honestly, I'd be interested to see what Mattel would do... personally, I'd like a slightly more realistic version in case movie variants are made.

Like I could take either Irma, but if we're going "MOTUC" and combine other media with Live Action, then, I'd prefer versions that blend with Live Action for the humans...

Scaletail:

My most hated mutant. If Mattel improves on what they did with Lady Slither we could have a winner here. Personally, I would make both arms removable and give him a spare normal arm... that way, one could switch the snake arm to their preference or get a spare one and give him two snake arms.

Justice Force:

At $65 a piece, i just can't see Mr. Flynn, pumping anything out of them outside Turtle Titan. So, Mattel could do them for a lot less.

Renet, Savanti Romero, Chote, and Lord Simultaneous:

While Super7 may be able to make them, I would like to see the Mattel versions. Except Chote...

Triceratons and Fugitoid:

Reasonably priced army builder, yes please. While the NECA a figure of the fugitoid might be pretty good , I still would like to see Mattel's take on it. 

Usagi:

I know, they'll need to go to former employee Stan Sakai...

Imagine a He-Man × Usagi Yojimbo two pack... an Usagi compatible with the Adult collector TMNT line AND a new He-Man as drawn by Sakai.

It came from the Toy Chest: Stacy Keibler

 As Miss Hancock. 

Miss Handjob?

No, you Dingus, Miss Hancock, like John Hancock... the egocentric dude with the big Signature...

He means Hancock like the Will Smith movie...

We don't talk about Fresh Cuck here... but yeah. This is Kiebler in her Miss Hancock persona. This was the WCW, so I basically have very little knowledge of the era. I was more of a WWF guy. 

I only got her because of the outfit. Hell, at the time, I didn't know it was Stacy Keibler.

Articulation:

The skirt limits her long legs.

Her skirt needed a slit in order to have her articulation as usable or... soft goods, goddammit!

Can't bend, can't  dance. Only can hold clipboard and point. Also, this may be my figure only. But her left shoulder seems to be a bit stiff.

3.0

Paint and sculpt:

She .kinda looks like Stacy, but not really. .This works for messines. I don't want Stacey Keibler, I just wanted a woman in an office suit. Of course, wrestling fans will recognize her immediately. There is very little paint job on her.

4.5

Accessories:

Pointing finger hands

Clipboard

Alt. Head

Glasses

She's an elite figure according to my internet research. So the amount of accessories is appropriate. Well, I would prefer more variety in hands like fists, slapping hands, dramatic hands. Glasses holding hands, We got what we got. Ultimate Editions get a bit more stuff.

5.0

Tariff Man: I won't tell Jared if you don't tell Melania...
Hancock: I'm not your daughter... I'm Stacy Kiebler, former wrestler...
Tariff Man: Stacy? Your Mom has got it going on... also, can you tell tour dad to bring back the Magic Middles?
Hancock: Kust call me Miss Hancock.
Tariff Man: I got a weapon of Ass Destruction
Hancock: Not interested.
Tariff Man: Wait, which one are you? Pam, Karoline, Erika, Stormy?
Hogan's Ghost (VO): She's one of mine, brother! Let her be... brother!
Chuck Norris's ghost (VO): You heard your fellow Orange man Let her be... don't give material to the libs... yeah, I was MAGA.
Vanilla Ice (VO): Word to your mother! Ain't that right Michelangelo?
Michelangelo (VO): MAGA BITCHES DUDE!!
Tariff Man: I never expected the Orange one to join MAGA.
Michelangelo (VO): We Oranges need to stay united... Ain't that right, little dude...
Annoying Orange: HEY! HEY DONALD! HEY! HEY!
NEFTY (VO): I really need a Chuck Norris and a Vanilla Ice figure...

Overall:

Stacy Kiebler gets a 4.17 as her final score. She's decent, but honestly, the lack of a soliton, her skirt really hampers the figures potential, not to mention mine, has slightly stuck shoulders, particularly the left one.It's a bit all day way too tight side.

Pragmata criticism is getting weird

 Pragmata is Capcom's newest game. It's not exactly a game I'd be too interested in, but it seems decent.

Here's IGN's short form review. I've seen people calling it a diet TLoU mixed with Dead Space or a Death Stranding Dad of Boi.

Feminists have taken an issue with the Android, Diana.

Essentially, they think the child looking android is too sexualized and should be made younger...

What in the Jeffrey Epstein!? "8 year old looking android looks too sexy, make it younger?" Do they even hear themselves? That's not exactly the flex they think they are. They are OK in criticizing the inevitable porn of the game. But really calling what looks like an 8 year old a "child with a model woman face" is kinda weird. Their solution of "make her look like a 4-5 year old" feels even creepier.

Meanwhile I'm looking at this game like:

So. Lore Accurate Zentreya and Henya simulator where The names have been changed to protect the innocent and dramatic effect.

Again, all I'm saying is that the approach taken to criticize this game's rule 34 art is not doing the feminists any favors.

Another FTC Background Character potential rant

 I mean exploiting the potential for making new background characters or alternate bodies for pre existing ones.

The idea is to slowly phase out the old bodies and replace them with the newly articulated bodies:

Of course, FTC would have to invest in some tooling for some of the newer bodies: The idea is to create a Parts catalog for FTC.

Trunks body:

Female, slim males:

Red, White, blue, black, green, beige, grey for the men.

Red, white, pink, light blue, yellow, black for the women

This would require new trunks and upper legs for the women

New body for the men.

The idea behind these bodies is to make Boxer/MMA Fighter and have some other options in clothes for fans/crew/etc. 

I forgot the fat folks:

Shirtless trunks body with the MMA and boxer options. Fat women would require a sleeveless fat top with shirtless lower torso. (Cutting tooling costs)

Spandex clad bodies:

In the case of the females, it needs a new torso and feet without features. For the males it would need a new crotch and "naked thighs" and featureless feet. That way folks can create their own wrestlers/heroes/villains.

Wrestler bodies:

Essentially the spandex bodies in speedos, shirtless for the guys bikinis or bikini top and tights for the women.

COPS:

I used this intro instead of

Because of obvious reasons... but they could sell bare bones cop bodies Both hands are trigger hands (extra hands and heads sold separately). 

We can get black cops this way.

Flat top head, crew cut head, bald head, mustache head (Both black and white)

Detectives:

Using variations of the announcer bodies and other parts we could get detectives...

From fashionable styles like 80s Miami detectives, to mire slovenly gumshoe types.

Those bodies could be used differently... 

Kids 2.0:

I had to use a Mattel Chelsea Dress to make Kaylee less tomboyish. FTC can kinda fix this with new kid bodies. 

For the girls, new upper legs with bare thighs... the new crotch piece would be unisex. Basically the crotch would have a slot in front and back that a skirt overlay with tabs can be glued on.

This could also be used for overalls overlay that can be used for bith boys and girls. (Past rants I even mentioned the potential for ballerinas.)

With the overalls, long pants for the kids becomes a choice. The idea is to have more clothing differences and to bring ethnic diversity... 

This opens up heads, repainted or new for new kids. 

Maybe FTC could look at soft goods items to help some figures out. 

Their plastic dresses are bad... but the soft goods dress of the older announcer is miles better.

I am a soft goods convert... and I can't believe I'm saying this.

Soft goods opens up plenty of opportunities.

Heads:

Some complaints about the fan line is that they're cartoony... so:

A Realistic Head pack to test the waters would be great... then the reverse could be made for the crew and law enforcement lines.

Welp... Maniga may return... as Nimaga... again... fuck!

 Maniga, the Namekian farmer from Dragon Ball Xenoverse...

Yup it's Xenoverse 3. I don't know if the farmer is coming back , but honestly I don't care about this game. I'm simply mentioning the announcement because I reviewed the previous 2 games.And i'm afraid that this may be a retrwad with better graphics and maybe taking a few missions from Dragon Ball Super and Daima. Honestly though, I dunno how to feel about this. I don't think I'll play this game unless it gets discounted at a later date.

Pizzaface Jr: The saga continues:

 I don't know if I told you but Pizzaface Jr. Has hit a few hurdles.

Soft goods hat was lost in the mail. Seller didn't put my address... so I got a hat from Bluey's toyline.

As you can see the hat is too big. That means making one from scratch.  You can see the Headsculpt isn't attempting to be a straight up Pizzaface, since it's Pizzaface Jr. I'm also implementing the 2012 Pizzaface being more pizza than man thing.

I am still wondering if I can attach a Pizzaface III on a removable hat... or if I'll do a non-removable hat.

The ponytail ended up being bushier, but again, Jr...

Once I get a spare Pizzaface leg and cleaver, I'll work on the amputation and on the apron. Looking at tanktop options...

The ghost who walks will now be black

 Since Reginal Hudlin is at the helm. Having a black guy be the Phantom feels odd. Especially since he's the embodiment of the "white Savior" trope. 

Well yes, the original Phantom was saved by the African tribe as a child. But when he grew, he became the protector of the tribe, the protector of the jungle and basically their savior... because he literally saved the tribe from a different trine who had enslaved them. Blackwashing The Phantom defeats the whole purpose of the character... Especially when he had Access to Lothar, The Strongest man on Earth... Lothar was the closest thing to a Black Superman. Super strong, invulnerable... Hudlin could've easily made a Lothar series where he and Mandrake did their hero thing with Lothar having a more protagonist role.

Because it's netter to elevate the black heroes than blackwashing whites. 

I won't live to see 2099, but I've a Phantom and a Bubblegum Crisis to see...

I just saw the Jesus Trump pic... I have issues.

 Let me preface that I'm neither a fan of Trump nor the most religious person... Last year's Jesus review could be considered blasphemous... but damn... Donald Trump got me beat.

Eagles, fighting jets, The paramedic that says "No" to people brave enough who want to make unusual dildos, is that Rachel McAdams' character from Doctor Strange? Why is he touching John Stewart while Holding Okarun's missing testicle. Is that Shredder and the Foot Clan on top?

Also, he had a stunt with an old lady who does doordash because she needs the money for her husband's cancer treatments...

Oof! The guy who is gutting cancer research funding is calling the whole thing tacky.

Dude... your people staged this to make you look good. Especially after the Jesus bullshit. 

Did the ad imply Trump is a dumbass?

No, seriously, the Domino's ads make Trump seem like a total dumbass...

Dude... your photo ops are hilariously tacky. From these to buying a Tesla at the White House!?

It's like I'm watching Zucker Brothers movies from the 80s... but it's real.

Seriously dude, stop digging your own grave:

It isn't  too hard to say. "Saw a funny meme and I shared it!" 

Now the Gavin Newsom pic from a while back makes sense...

Street Fighter trailer is here

 The story seems to be centered out on Ken? With Chun Li recruitong most of the Worlds Warriors... and it looks Good?

It looks cheesy, it looks campy.It looks street fighter-ish. 

Also, Ken is former candidate for the role of He-Man, Noah Centineo... notice what song is prominent in the trailer.

Damn... seems like 2026 is aiming to give me possibly good MOTU AND STREET FIGHTER movies.

Apparently Syndicate collectibles is D-e-d!

 Dead. I was looking for BLOODSPORT Figures... I stumbled unto this post. It has been nearly a year since the Jeff exclusive release that I can't buy... because it's off limits to me... but fuck it... The articulation if the double dragon sucked ass.

So, yeah... Third time's the charm for Jerry Macaluso. So disappointed. At least it wasn't a Shocker toys or premium DNA disaster.

Hopefully SDCC 2026 might shed some light or confirm that like Uncle Ben or My Mom, the company is dead. 

Apparently the MOTU Popcorn buckets and drink holders are off the wall.

 And most definitely won't be available in my neck of the woods:

Yeah... I fucking hate that I can't have these...

But month and a half... Shame that Mom isn't here to see this... the Power Sword drink holder... By the Power of Grey Goose, I have Cirrhosis!!

Venom III: The rant

 Knull, really? It's worse than Bleghximum Carnage. But it's better than Madame Morbius the Hunter. Hardy plays a great Eddie/Symbuyoat... I started writing this rant at the exact half point of the movie... 54:34... A confused Tom Hardy looking at the Statue of Liberty... a model dressed like it with Venom talking to him. It has had some chuckle moments, some OK action scenes, but it drags on... fuck me sideways, it drags on... and on... That's it! I'm going on a burrito run.

Wait... the hippie wife is Alana Ubach... Josie from Beakman's World... Holy shit! The Army General is the bad guy from Serenity... Black Mordo... The Hippie is Curt Connors! He grew his arm without being a Lizard. Why am I talking about the cast?And not the movie. Because I checked out. The movie did Toxin dirty... Sorry SONY DID EVERYONE Dirty.

Good riddance! Stay Away... if you have to pick between this and Kraven, pick this one... or be smart and pick none.

It came from the toy chest: Minibrands Masterpieces.

Fun Fact: These are Available at Kmart... according to the Zuru website.

Can we get a Fuck Eddie Lampert?

That works for me.

What I got:

The Night Café by Vincent Van Gogh.

Nick: Holy fuck, Mikey... This is a perfect reproduction of the actual painting...
Mikey (VO): Want me to paint you something from my namesake?

Composition Red Blue Yellow by Piet Mondrian.

Nick: Uhhh! It's Chloe's old phone cover.
Mikey (VO): It's a reproduction of a Mondrian...
Nick: Ugh! We reached the point of retardation in art.
Mikey (VO): Not a fan of modern art, I gather...
Nick: A self Portrait of Van Gogh listening to La Oreja de Van Gogh is far more art than this shit a kindergartener could do with a ruler and crayons. It's a Spanish Pop group... My Mom used to listen to their music.

Parody of Self Portrait by Vincent Van Gogh.

Nick: 🎶 Por eso esperaba con la carita empapada
A que llegaras con rosas, con mil rosas para mí
Porque ya sabes que me encantan esas cosas
Que no importa si es muy tonto, soy así...
Mikey: Are you Crying?
Ashley (VO): Of course he is, he's a Mama's Boy without a Mom...

A magnifying glass

Ashley (VO): Oh great! Dingus has a magnifying glass...
Nick: Jinkies!
Mikey (VO): I hope you're talking Velma no later than Be Cool, Scooby Doo!
Nick: Fuck Mindy Kaling... not in that way...

A palette and paintbrush

Mikey: Now a Little Bit of Alizarin Crimson...
Nick (VO): Did you just reference Bob Ross?
Mikey: Of course, he brings me the joy of painting...
Nick (VO): Could you uh... make one of April and Irma... uh...
Mikey: Normal April and Irma, mutated into hybrids, Futas?

It's Kraven time!

 And he Kraved all over those guys. He Kraved so hard it made Madame Web look like a good movie. I Think Russell Crowe did half the movie drunk. The other half was phoning it in. At least when he played Zeus in Thor Love & Thunder, he was entertaining.

Kickass did a decent job as "Ser Gay" (Sergei when pronounced in Spanish sounds exactly as "being gay") as my female friend who I am totally not bumping uglies with called him. But the script did him dirty. Making Kraven a hero was a mistake. 

Fuck! One of the writers in Kraven is involved with the MOTU movie... but the guy also wrote The Equalizer and the Sequel to Jack Reacharound.

Then the other two writers wrote Iron Man and Punisher Warzone... but thwy also dod Transformers The Last Knight,

Men In Black International, and Uncharted...

No wonder it stinks... too many cooks... who took a MASSIVE SHIT ON THE LORE which made the movie suck donkey dick.

 You are better off watching fant4stic, Ghost bust hers, Madame Web, Morbius, the Venom Sequels... preparing my self for the last dance. 

Kraven's First and Only Hunt got ruined due to a lack of Spider-Man, being shitty, and nonsensical.

Seems my time as a Super7 customer is coming to an end

 Think about it: Playmates killed Classic TMNT... Mattel MAY or MAY not let Super7 touch Classic TMNT and only be relegated to 2003. And to be honest, the $65 price tag is making it harder to justify. Bishop, Baxter, Renet, Savanti Romero, Karai as Shredder, Fugitoid, and maybe Rat King would round up my wants... if they can work with Stan Sakai and get us 2k3 Usagi... I'd be happy.

I'd also be happy if they can use Turtles Forever.

Mirage Turtles, Human Rocksteady and Bebop... weird, I know...

And a peculiar cameo.

No need to say who...

I only want Yes Man and *MAYBE* Timestopper. The $65 price tag is really hurting the lines. It made me skip tigersharks.

Aside a redone Pumyra, I'm done with Thundercats.

GI Joe and Power Rangers are dead...

Is this line dead too? Dammit, I wanted at least Diana...

So yeah, seems like 2k3 TMNT MIGHT make me give some of my money to BBTS, because Super7 doesn't want me to give them money directly.

Other Ideas for FTC Playsets:

 Sadly, the Ring entrance is sold out at FTC... will try to get one if available.

But like the merch stand and media scrum playsets, I was thinking of other playsets FTC could do. 

News studio:

Why are you looking at me like that? It's a way for FTC use the stuff they own with some new stuff:

Modified announcer table with plug for channel logo (from 2-9)

2 fancy office chairs

4 TV lights

2 tv monitors for the announcer table

2 new cameras with stand

Small stand with green screen for the weather.

The set will come with one figure: The first of the Newsroom subline.

Anchorwoman:

Having the new blouse torso and blazer overlay in addition to the new skirt white skinned red haired repaint of the Tasha head using the lisa lower legs and feet. (Yes, it's a reference)

Newsroom figures:

Anchorman:

Talking Referee head with grey hair on announcer body.

Weatherman:

Announcer torso with short sleeves using the head of (fans) Eugene in blond.

Weatherwoman:

Using the Fan body with the blazer overlay, painting the torso with a blouse that shos cleavage and a hint of bra. Bra must be the same color as the green screen. The legs are painted as a pantsuit with lisa lower legs and feet. Head should be new and have a sultry look. Preferably dark skinned.

Male Editor:

New body: fat body with button up shirt. Long pants and shoes. New head... can be dark skinned.

Camerawoman:

Normal female body, painted like the Wrestling Crew Cameraman, New female head with cap on.

Female Editor:

Using the Female referee lower body with the upper body of the new anchorwoman and an orangey red haired Wrestling announcer head.

That concludes the Newsroom.

Now let's try another set.

Crime Corner:

FTC could totally make this set with Zero new parts by tossing the corner diorama, Hunter, Amber, a handgun, a mask, and the trigger hands... but that's too lazy for me... so I will do Repaints and add more stuff.

The Corner stays as it is. Using the Brad Body repainted with the MMA referee head with dyed beard in a neon pumk color for the criminal.

For the victim, Amber body in Blonde, light blue top and purple skirt.

In Addition to the gun, mask, and trigger hand for the crook, add:

Trash can

2×4 board

Pallet

Pipe

That way you have a more realistic corner diorama with junk and stuff.

Haunted House:

making a new Haunted House themed backdrop for the reversible backdrop diorama.

Add the stuff from the black coffin set, replacing the shovel for a rat. Toss in a druid coat for any of the normal sized adults to wear.   Add a repaint of the Ben sculpt: Brown hair, pink shirt, grey pants and blue sneakers. A redhead repaint of Kaylee, red hair, yellow shirt, lavender pants and shoes. If you want names for the kids Pete and Angie. 

Now let's try for more new stuff:

Weigh in:

For starters a backdrop like the Media Scrum, not in black. Maybe add a Podium, a Laptop, a brand new scale and using the Fan body with Lisa feet painted to look like wearing a bikini, add two models (light skinned and Dark skinned) new heads. Finish with two large towels. We can have boxing and MMA versions...

Front Desk: 

This is for the Law Enforcement Line

One for the police and one for the state trooper.

We start with the new front desk optional plexiglass panels, phone, dispatch radio, office chair. Each desk will be a different color.

Add the new Female cop (repaint available separately). Dark skinned woman for the cop, white woman for state trooper. 

Of course this opens up for new LEOs with melanin and introducing females to go with the front desks.

A third variation with different accessories could be made for paramedics/nurses. And it's a way to introduce nurses. 

Cardboard backdrops:

These could have non wrestling themes and come with figures/accessories.

Warehouse:

Day and night options.

1 side has the front and the other has the back.

Accessories:

Pallet

Barbed wire

Rolling board

Locker

Concrete block

2 oil drums

Cemetery:

Cemetery day and night

Mausoleum

Haunted, not haunted

Accessories:

Headstones 

Urns

Skeleton 

Underground fighting pit:

I meant this mostly as a reference to Bloodsport

But paired with the Figures Toy Company Steel Cage...

You get the idea...

Two Masters, Two Chun Lis, too many retreads

 But it has fucking Pacey...

Why am I talking about the cast instead of the movie? The title is self explanatory... it's a retread for Karate Kid...

The only good thing from the Abominable Jaden movie is that Jackie Chan brings some Jackie Chan energy and the I swear he's 30 (26 at the time of filming) new new new Karate kid looks too fucking old to be a teen. And Mulan, despure being 60 at the time looks like she's in her late 40s. As the kids say: would bang... As other kids would say Ew! That's sexist and misogynistic! As I would say: It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it too hard 

But what's with the bullshit wirefu in that last fight!? This is Larate Kid, not Street Fighter

Doctor Wu may have made a Mam out if Chun Li, but she did not make a man out of the New New New New Karate Kid... who wins by a fancy leg sweep.

Speaking of Johnny Lawrence, the Zabka cameo made this movie from unwatchable garbage to... Zangief Moment

I should have watched Kraven the Hunter or Venom 3... Hell, Madame Web...

A He-Man Lightning rod...

 Mattel is cooking with that promotion in Brazil.

This is the kind of shit I'd do with Powerball money.

Creating Mutants (and others) for Mattel's upcoming TMNT lines: Unofficial suggestions

 That legally can never happen, but Mattel could "acquire them" at a low price... by giving me free toys. So here are my ideas to be bribed by Mattel...

Now where to begin:

Waltz: (evil)

A Human Turned into a Mutant Penguin. Wears a Black T-shirt with a tuxedo print. Sports blue jeans with black leather chaps and orange basketball shoes (chuck taylor inspired) He has a thick weight lifting belt with a turtle skull. The belt has two ports that stuff can be dangled by. (Think Teap Jaw)

Like Bebop and Rocksteady his transformation is complete. His face is very much penguin-like. SPECIFICALLY a Rockhopper for the cool eyebrows.

Accesories:

Meteor hammer: (long piece of string with a port to plug the "hammer")

A Stick that the "hammer" part can be plugged into to make a mace.

Three "Hammers":

Boulder (nod to the pebbles that some penguin species collect for courtship)

Spiked ball

Cartoony turtle shell.

The figure is unique and a small homage to Trap Jaw with the swappable weapon parts and belt.

Willis B. Bach: (good)

A mutated Austrian Black and Tan Hound.

(In Diff'rent Strokes Willis is Arnold's brother... now what Arnold is famous for being Back?)

Sporting the Red T-shirt Arnold Schwarzenegger wears in Predator and the clothes from Commando, when John Mayrix goes to save Alyssa Milano. Fully mutated, not a Varner styled cronenberg mid mutation...

The hound would have Schwarzenegger's flat top and gap on his teeth. Basically a Schwarzenedog...

For accessories:

Sunglasses

Rocket Launcher

Gun inspired by the Terminator gun.

Loanshaark: (evil)

A mutated mobster turned into a shark. Less street sharks in head proportions, but similar principles. A hunched body like Playmates Slash and a Bull Shark head. Since Bull sharks can also hit freshwater.

Essentially a humanoid shark in a gangster pinstripe suit.

Accessories:

Hat

Tommygun

Needless to say that Mattel Should totally do a Land Shark repaint as a new character: L. Aand Shaarke... who is a Lawyer (Add different accessories and call it a day.) And a nod to MOTU.

Tai-Grrrr: (good)

A white Sabertooth tiger  humanoid. You can guess that obvious He-Man references are coming:

The feet have the MOTU styled boots but with tiger feet. Vambraces are inspired by classic MOTU but not identical. He sports a 200X styled Crotch with a thick belt and pouches. An Armor inspired by Ice Armor He-Man with a skull as an emblem.

Accessories:

Barbarian Axe (proportionally similar to 200X MOTU)

Whatever the hell Smash Blade He-man's weird spinny accessory was.

Removable red helmet Loosely inspired by a Triceraton skull.

The idea is that this is an Alien like Triceratons. Maybe he's a contestant pn a Battle Nexus that befriends the Turtles.

Triple D: (Evil)

Three men, all named Doug, forcefully mutated into a canine Gestalt. A fusion of Bulldog, Chihuahua, and Daschund. The nain body is a bulldog but one arm is a Daschund and the other a Chihuahua the other dog heads are the hands. Like a dog  Voltron. They are dressed in Greek inspired cyber armor

Accessories:

A Greek styled sword and shield.

An obvious TMNT twist to a Cerberus.

Karma: (good)

A Capoeira practicing Chameleon (Chameleon turned humanoid). Sporting Capoeita pants and an opened up Hawaiian shirt and torn crop top (like Casey Jones) Sporting a Boy George inspired hairdo.

Accessories:

 Berimbau, Boombox, foot blades

Self explanatory a Chameleon named Karma. Should be Androgynous for obvious reasons.

SPADE: (Evil)

A Superhuman Saboteur, spy and assassin hired by Shredder to silence April O'Neil. 

Picture a normal Human in Dark blue and grey tactical Gear with a red Visor on his head. He has a holster on his hip and his left arm has a retractable blade (think Baraka). His leg Holster has a pouch with a box of playing cards in it.

Accessories:

Gun with suppressor, plug in blade, alternate hand holding the Ace of Spades card.

This is a parody of Snake Eyed and Storm Shadow and totally not a jab towards a disgruntled Mattel ex employee. Something something Ex EPF agent gone rogue... there, I even threw a caNonical explanation for not Spector. In fact Let's name him SPencer Ace DEvlin. But ince again, this isn't a jab at Toygoober's "Creative" skills.

Handy Mann: (good)

A Man mutating into a Spider creature. He's dressed like a handyman with two Spider arms coming out his torso. At the end of his spider arms, he has insectoid hands. He has two spider legs coming out his back (think Mantenna) but instead of feet he hands.

Accessories:

Hammer

Drill

Electric Saw

Wrench

It's obvious reference to a handyman... also, the "TMNT Spider-Man" is not a superhero, but a blue collar worker. 

KAREN:(Evil)

Stands for Kill All Reptilian Enemies Now. It's a Gynoid... think a female version of Krang's Android body, but with a female Utrom. It would reuse some parts of Krang's android body repainted with a different head and torso. Make her look Less Mama June, more John Travolta in Hairspray. Naming her android allows Mattel to convinve paramount to let them name the Android for Krang.

Accessories: 

Alternate weapon hands.

The idea is since Karai is very likely to end up as a lady shredder figure, then give Karai her own Krang. 

Feels lazy... but so is Lady Shredder and that is an actual thing. I also want to pave the way for more Utroms.

Takonin:

A Human Ninja turned into humanoid octopus. 

Imagine a more realistic Squidward wearing Traditional ninja garb but the pants are four legged and short while his arms are sleeveless.

His skin is thermochromatic so it changes color with temperature changes.

Accessories: 

4 Kunai

Soft goods

A Japanese Ninja from a rival clan, Toshio Katsushika, was turned into an octopus by Shredder. He first worked with Saki for a cure until the turtles revealed Shredder lied, now he fights on his own against the foot. 

Cultured folks will get the reference.

But we can get an official TMNT×STREET SHARKS line now...