Chuck Norris is not Steven Seagal.

Chuck Norris... The awesomest man on Earth. You've probably heard of the Chuck Norris facts like:
-If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, he has more money than you.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
or my personal favorite:
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, He's fought a Bear, WWE Wrestlers... He's done everything.

I also have not forgotten his Karate Kommandos

They really should do a Live Action movie of this show... Stephen Sommers on the director's chair... I can see it now...
C'mon! Chuck Norris is so awesome that even Jonathan Brandis had him as an immaginary friend...

Seriously, Chuck Norris is Awesome...

He fought BRUCE LEE!! And as you can see in the video this was back when Chuck was Green and didn't have his full Chuck Face... He is lacking his beard.
Chuck Norris - Beard = Superman wearing Green Kryptonite clothing.
I did make a joke about Chuck Norris and bloated ego on my Steven Seagal rant.
I do apologize, since Chuck isn't as arrogant as Steven Seagal, but Sidekicks DID feel like a gigantic ego stroking Machine for Chuck. It's not like Chuck Norris is promoting Excercise machines...

Ok, so Chuck DID promote an Excercise machine... He's a Martial Arts Master. Just roll the Mountain Dew clip!

Chuck Norris is Awesome... Why? Is it Karate Kommandos? Is it the 456 Delta Force Movies and the 536 Missing in Action movies? Or is it Walker, Texas Ranger?
Maybe it's his rugged looks or something... I have no Idea, maybe it's the Facts...
Whatever the reason, it's good that Chuck Norris hasn't been forgotten and does not need to make a reality show about his daily job.