The Mullet... This strange haircut has mesmerized people across the globe. Often ridiculed because it is a combination of opposites. Short in the front and long in the back. Even I had a mullet back in the day. Mullets are a staple in Pop Culture... Now the song that inspired the Article...
See, He's done other things besides Achy Breaky Heart and being a parent.
Now that we got the Musical Number out of the way let's discuss some famous and some infamous mullets.
MacGyver:
The Man who can get away from any difficult situation using a flint, some duct tape and a Utility knife... (long before Bear Grylls was drinking Elephant Poop, Mac was the man... with the mullet.)
He-Man:
The Most Powerful Man in the Universe had the Most Powerful Mullet in the Universe. (He also has a mullet on the 200X cartoon)
Just pretend he is talking about how much Avatar sucks... Not only Hitler gets to rant about stuff.
The Snakes: (Solid and Liquid from Metal Gear Solid, Snake Plissken from the Escape from___ movies.)
Snake Plissken, the man who inspired Hideo Kojima's Solid Snake. (Escape From LA's story is similar to the plot of Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes... Hmm...)
Plissken is pure bad ass, gruff voice, mullet, eye patch.
Solid Snake inherited those same attributes, except the eye patch... He got a Rambo Bandana instead.
Liquid, his Evil Twin Brother is just a blonde Solid Snake, who sounds like a British He-Man and "lives" on through an arm... don't ask about the arm thing... I'm just pointing out an EVIL mullet.
Captain Planet:
He can fight pollution, yet he's AWFULLY WEAK AGAINST POLLUTION!? that's like a person who is allergic to peanuts handling peanuts at a peanut proicessing plant.
Billy Ray Cyrus:
No pic added since he sang to us that he wants his mullet back!! Just look for Achy Breaky Heart on youtube to see his full on mullet glory... He had a mullet now he doesn't...
From the deep south all the way to Japan, The mullet is a global phenomenom. Liked or hated it is there, and there were some cool people who had them. If I did this with Mowhawks there would only be two items on the list: Mr. T and Cartoon Mr. T... and maybe Rufio on a honorable mention.
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