Odds and ends June 23rd 2KX edition

¡Soy el vaquero desnudo! Ok not really, but The Naked Cowboy is pissed that there is a Naked Cowgirl

I don't get it... They're not naked... She's on a bikini and he's on Tightie Whiteies. Point is that he claims she's stealing his bit. Also that she should sign a "Naked Cowboy Franchise Agreement" Most of his licensed franchisees pay $5000 a year or $500 a month. Wait what? People pay this guy in order to sing badly in their underwear? Then again he did the gig and trademarked it. Can this Not really naked Cowgirl defend her gig under parody? We'll see. Not that I really care though...

Drunk driving you're doing it... right, wrong? I honestly have no idea... New Zealand drunk driver cracks another beer while trapped in his car. Ok, the dude was drunk and driving. He flips his car over and when he can't get out of the vehicle he simply drinks more beer. Obviously when the cops found him he was over the legal limit in NZ. Now he had to pay a fine and is banned for driving for 10 months. Now a scene like this must be in one of those Seth Rogen comedies...

Amanda Bynes: Thespian no more... Good luck in whatever you're gonna do... You will be missed... Now if certain 20 something would retire... Not gonna say any names, or make reference to any of her movies. All I can say is that SCRAM is supposed to look ugly... and it's like a scarlet letter for drunks... and No you can't drive drunk unless the car is KITT or Herbie...

Okay? So Linda McMahon is a candidate for the U.S. Senate... Weird... Owen Hart's Widow is suing Linda McMahon so McMahon/Hart feud goes deeper than kayfabe... long story short. Mrs. Hart is pissed that WWE keep using Owen's image and wants cash for it. Strange thing is that this pops up while Mrs. McMahon is running for a seat in the Senate. Wasn't this Hart/McMahon feud settled in 2000?

Hopefully Linda will establish Mandatory Titantron entrances for every Senator, representative, etc.
Still, I think it would be 100 times more awesome/funny if Vince was running for Senator... Politician Royal Rumble...