Odds and ends: Aug 25 2010 Edition.

You call that a tax? Now THIS is a tax!

Apparently Crocodile Dundee is banned form Leaving Australia until he pays a HUGE debt in taxes. It sucks for him being separated from his wife and child, but on the lighter side of things, the rest of the world is safe from Paul Hogan...

The only good thing Paul Hogan's done EVER... The "Knife" line, not the movie.

Today the following people are older:
Sean Connery: The original Jamesh Bond ish 80 yearsh old...
Mr. Let's make every movie with Helena Boham Carter AND Johnny Depp will have 52 (HBC and JDepp styled) candles on his dark, moody and quirky cake.
Alexander Skarsgård: Who will be on Battleship: The movie... Seriously, stick to True Blood... is 34!

What in the blue HELL!? A Secret tour that recreates the journey of an illegal alien!?

They're using this to boost Mexico's tourism!? Going through slums and pretending to cross the border to the USA? Meeting with leftist rebels!? Taking the tourist to places notorious for pirated goods, drug deals and underage prostitution!? Yeah... that'll help Mexico's image...

The ngelina half of Brangelina is gonna write, produce, and direct a movie about a Serbian man and a Bosnian woman who meet on the eve of the Bosnian war and the effect the war has on their relationship. Hookay... I wonder will she star in it as well? I'm not a fan of Ms. Voight's work as an actress but this piques my curiosity.