Odds and ends: March 23 2011 Part I

Holy crap! Elizabeth Taylor passed away! She had violet eyes, was considered by many a Goddess and she played Fred Flintstone's mother in-law! (on the Live action movie which was slightly better than it's sequel...) Not gonna mention about her long marriage/divorce list or that she was Cleopatra... She died of Heart Failure at 79.

Now for something more light-hearted...

Um... What? Not shocked about the mud thing, or the Pizzeria sabotage, but more about the Up! thing... Why? What's next testing if the Roadrunner "paint a mural in forced perspective and pass through it" trick works?

Normally I try to avoid politics in here, but this is just too damn funny to pass up! Hugo Chavez claims that Capitalism killed life on Mars! This guy is a riot! I guess if he stubs his toe with a bed post, Capitalism is to blame! If he bites his tongue while eating, Capitalism is the culprit!

I'm not saying that Capitalism is good or evil here, but his statements are ridiculous! Does Venezuela have an advanced space program? Apparently they only operate satellites, no Astronauts or anything, yet their Presidente KNOWS all about Mars? Weird...

This is madness! SPY KIDS 4!! What the HECK!? Apparently is a movie to pass on the torch to the next team. It'll be kinda weird seeing grown up versions of the Original Spy Kids... Oh yeah! Danny Trejo shows up playing yet another Machete... This would be like the 7th or 8th time he plays a Machete... What's the deal with this guy having characters named after some type of blade... Machete, Cuchillo, Navajas, etc.

Duh! Winning! Define Charlie Sheen: He can go crazy, get fired, still go on the crazy train, yet people still WANT HIM!! CBS may want him back and allegedly Fox is trying to get him...

Assuming this article is true, Charlie Sheen may have pulled off one of the greatest publicity stunts EVER! (knowingly or not.)

If a Normal person tried to pull a stunt like this off, there's a 99% chance of LOSING! Probably because of the lack of Tiger Blood.