Hey What the!? Robber turned Sex-Slave!?

From Russia with Love... Dude tries to rob a hair salon, gets his ass kicked by a girl and is forced to be a sex slave for 3 days. Or so he claims. She on the other hand claims that she did kick his ass and had sex with him, but she also gave him new jeans and 1,000 roubles ($35.7)

Holy Pulp Fiction Batman!

I bet that Wheeler would like to re-enact that news story...

History Channel's Spokesperson has become Hometownless Hitler now has lost his "honorary citizenship from his own hometown... Yes he was evil, and he created the VW Beetle... but he's been dead for over half a century.

For some reason I keep thinking that Charlton Heston would oppose to this...

A Monkey Marriage ceremony...

What else can I say It's a freaking Monkey Wedding!!