My Little Pony: Twilight a Princess!?

Hoo boy! How can I start this rant?

Don't worry this will be the only Zelda reference I'll make aside Twilight Princess...


This is the perfect BGM to read the following quote

 Once upon a time in the magical land of Equestria, there was one socially awkward Unicorn named Twilight Sparkle. She was sent to Ponyville by the almighty Princess Celestia, to learn about the Magic of Friendship. In Ponyville she befriended 5 VERY SPECIAL Ponies, Applejack, the honest earth Pony, Fluttershy, the kindest of all Pegasi, Rainbow Dash fastest and loyalest of all ponyfolk, Rarity, the Generous Unicorn, and Pinkie Pie who brought the joy of laughter to everypony. With their powers combined, Twilight could wield the Elements of Harmony, a powerful magic to protect the ponies of Equestria. During her stay in Ponyville, Twilight and friends learned a lot about the magic of Friendship. Now, Twilight will ascend as an Alicorn Princess, like Celestia, Luna (Formerly known as Nightmare Moon) and Princess Mi Amore a Cadenza, Twilight's Sister-in-Law.

Seriously!? Not only they made up an extra princess (Cadance) for season 2 and gave her a new Kingdom on Season 3 (the Crystal Empire), but now they have to "ascend" Twilight!? This reeks more of a Marketing ploy than something from the cartoon. and speaking of Marketing...

There is a Twilight that is going to do THAT and MORE...

(My Reaction to the $50 Twilight Sparkle)

Annnnnnnnnnnd! she's getting her own castle... or an expansion to the Royal wedding set... and the only way to GET a SPECIAL Playful Pony Princess Twilight...

They're also releasing a Bipedal Spike (with a car and yet another Rarity... still not sure if PTS is coming in that set as well.If she does, then I'd be Lucky to kill 2 birds with one stone... Also, I'd be gettign YET ANOTHER Rarity... Least Favorite Pony, but I own more versions of her than anypony else!)

Remember my Celestia and Luna sets? Well Cadance is coming in one of those sets with a Silly Pony
and We're gonna have our very own Class in Stress Relief cause P. Twilight Sparkle is coming with Rainbow Dash...

I fear that this "ascension"  may be the cause of the show to be renamed to My Little Pony: Shark Jumping is Magic... I know, jumping to conclusions is bad, but all signs are pointing towards Shark Jumping... I wanna be wrong with this!