Fathers...

I WAS Really tempted to make a Father's Day rant written as if it was made by Hodor...
but that would be taking the easy way out...

So, I'm not going to do that.

So, here's a list of Messed up Fictional Fathers... That doesn't Include Darth Vader.

Big Boss:
Former War Hero, your Mentor, your Enemy, your "father"... Cause You're his Solid clone

(who will see a lot more of on the Phantom Pain!)
Why is he here? Well... He IS Solid Snake's Father and I could swear that I killed him with a Lighter and a Hair spray can... He may not be THE BEST Father ever, but to come and face his son and try to be the father he never was after their past history, takes some balls of steel!

Hojo:

He shouldn't be on the list, because he wasn't that great of a father either... While Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake were simple clone made out of Big Boss' control; Hojo made sick experiments on the woman he impregnated and her unborn child. Turning your son into a guinea pig before he even was born is one evil act. The only time he kinda cared about his kid was when he was trying to send him extra power with the Mako Cannon... Screw the world at the same time, but his kid needed power... In a twisted way he was being kinda Fatherly.

The previous video was a bit after the events of the following video.


Peter Griffin:

Need I say More?

Norman Osborn:
OK, so he treats his son like crap, while believed to be dead he drove his own son insane as a plot to get revenge on Spider-Man. He also did the same thing with his grandson and he kidnapped and faked the death of Spider-Man's daughter... Then there's also the one night stand with Gwen Stacy that caused her death in a freaky custody battle... While raising them to be used as weapons against Spider-Man.

Goblin Glider to the balls!!

Danny Tanner:
I know that having Danny Tanner in the same list as some of these Fictional Parents seems weird, but hear me out! He is far more messed up that it seems.

His wife died and he was stuck raising his 3 Daughters with the help of his former Brother-in-Law and a Man-Child who thinks like a cartoon character 24-7. He tries hard to be a good dad and he mostly does, but his Cleanliness obsession... Now that's the messed up part. Think about it. His wife dies, he keeps the closest thing to her (her brother) and a guy who is child-like (I think he was his best friend since elementary school or something) and loves cartoons. (Trying to reach into a more innocent era). Now the Cleaning obsession must have something to do with a hidden guilt that makes him feel dirty. Perhaps HE was responsible for the death of his wife and his obsession with cleanliness is a way for him to wash his sins away. The weirdest part, now that I think of it is NOT that Danny may have killed his wife, but that both Jessie and Joey pretty much abandoned their lives to move in with Danny. Perhaps to somehow keep him in check so he won't kill again?