Playboy will no longer have nudity...

A while back I commented that even Playboy was against Shenmue 3... Playboy talking about videogames was weird enough for me. Their website seems a bit too "safe for work"... No Tatas anywhere... Apparently, it's been that way since August 2014. The Offline, Printed version will no longer have nudes either.

Playboy minus nudes is what? a Maxim knock off?
Then again, there is far more porn on the internet than Playboy could deliver. Not to mention that Playboy's nudity was more artistic and a lot less smutty than some of the porn found on the web.

In a way it kinda saddens me, since it makes me feel pretty old.


These are no longer things that our modern teens have to struggle with. Getting the magazines was a pain in the ass on its own... Not that I've tried to get them straight from a store. But I can admit that the Illegal Channels scene may have hit me closer to home.

Nowadays it's all via internet, which in a way makes it easier... unless you're Jason Biggs... Now I wanna see American Pie movies...
Seriously, the rite of Passage of a Father passing on his "Dirty Magazines" to his son is a thing of the past...

To me it makes no sense for Playboy to stop being Playboy. It's like Taco Bell decides to stop making Tacos. I'd wish them good luck on their endeavors, but they bad mouthed Shenmue, so they can go forget themselves with Hugh Hefner's decaying body!
Screw that crap! No nudity on Playboy, what's next? No violence in Boxing!?