You remember that I got those Diamond Select Mallrats figures... Well, the reason I fell for this was Cock Knocker... Which I bought WITH Bluntman and Chronic.
They come with the Blunt Ave, but none of the figures have instructions on how to assemble it...
Who are Bluntman and Chronic? Comic Book characters based on two small time drug dealers (Jay and Silent Bob) from New Jersey. They are meant to be played by James VanDerBeek and Jason Biggs, but the real Drug dealers took their place in an attempt to stop the movie loosely based on them.
Cock Knocker is one of the villains, played by Mark Hamill.
Articulation:
Joints are super stiff and I'm afraid of moving Cock Knocker, especially his right hand. The hands feel a bit gummy and I don't want to break him. His Articulation is similar to that of the previous Jay and Silent Bob figures, but the leg movement is unhindered.
Bluntman and Chronic fare a bit better. OK, just Chronic... Bluntman has a long coat which hinders some leg Articulation. All of them needed a bicep swivel to hold their accessories better.
Cock Knocker: 3.5
Bluntman: 3.5
Chronic: 4.0
Paint and Sculpt:
The Sculpting is superb. You can see Mark Hamill in Cock Knocker. You can see Jason Needs in Chronic and the likeness on Kevin Smith is the best of the three.
The paint is hit or miss. My Bluntman is missing some paint in his left glove. Cock Knocker's energy sword/vibrator has flaked paint inside his fist.
Cock Knocker:4.5
Bluntman:4.0
Chronic:5.0
Accessories:
Each figure comes with an energy sword, and pieces for the Bluntcave.
Build a diorama thing is kinda cute, to be honest... I just wish it came with instructions.
All three get a 4.5
Overall:
Let's see, Cock Knocker gets a 4.16 as his final score
Bluntman gets a 4.0 as his final score
Chronic gets a 4.5 as his final score. While Chronic is my least favorite of the three, he scored better.
No, I will not comment on Kevin Smith's recent health scare. My best wishes and speedy recovery to him.
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