This is beyond stupid... a Clone Saga for Miles Morales... Someone should grab all the Spider-cide clone degeneration dust, put it ib a sock and beat the living crap out of whoever thought that redoing the third worst Spider-Man story with Miles was a great idea. (The Totemic arc including The Other is #4, Sins Past is #2, and the first spot goes to One Moronic Deal... whose aftermath gave us Satanic Harry Osborn... I mean Kindred)
First of all: Why clone Miles? He's not married and TPTB aren't in a need to dissolve the marriage without a divorce. Miles hasn't changed much since his addition to the 616... Unlike Peter who had "evolved" from his high school days.
We must remember that the Clone Saga was meant to retire Married Peter and soft reset Spider-Man with a brand new, SINGLE, Peter Parker. Does it make sense to give Miles a soft reset this early in his career? Hell no!
The questions I have are:
-Will this Clone Saga be a long-winded mess like Peter's 616 Clone Saga, or will it be a short mess that blew its load far too early like an anime fan being talked to by the hottest girl (or boy if gay) in class? Let's be honest here, the only reason the Ultimate universe had a Clone Saga was that 616 had one.
-We haven't gotten Peter Parker Clone Saga toys (aside Ben Reilly for 616 and J. Drew who was the "Ben Reilly" for the Ultimate universe); are we getting Miles Clone toys as well?
-Speaking of Miles Clones... I'm gonna call it right now: Miles will get a female clone for the sake of filling PC boxes more than anything else: Having a "Black Female Spider-Woman" will be far more imoortant than having a good character that happens to be black and female... (See Ironheart as an example of badly written character for the sake of filling PC boxes)
Gonzalo Davis... would be Miles' own Ben Reilly, if we follow the method of how Ben Reilly got his name. What would he look like? Miles has short hair in the comics for obvious reasons.
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What can they do to make Gonzalo not be Miles? He can't have the longer hair from the Into the Spider-Verse movie, because that won't fit in the skintight cloth mask he'd use as Spider-Man... Scarlet Spider is a moniker already used by BOTH Parker Clones... what will they do for Gonzalo? A Cobalt Spider? A Gold Spider? Then there's the whole "Misguided Anti-Hero bordering on Villain" clone aspect... Kaín (which is Cain in Spanish, but with a K for Mortal Kombat edginess)? Judas? should I even mention Spider-cide? Will we get a thousand Miles clones?
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