H ow do you even BEND a liquid? But Katara... Fine... I'll let her explain:
No! I didn't ask for the intro narration! All I wanted was something along the lines of:
*high pitched fake girl voice* Hello, I'm Katara, I'm a waterbender! That means I can manipulate the flow of water! Ice and snow can be bent too, since they're water. My brother and I discovered the Avatar inside an iceberg and we set him free. We helped him attain mastery of the 4 elements in order to stop the Fire Nation from Destroying the world. *normal voice* That's all I wanted. But let's get started.
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| Katara: As a waterbender I can do this... Nefty: A Blue Ball... I can get plenty of those... wait, maybe you could help me with that... Katara: I'm 14!! Nefty: NOT LIKE THAT!! I mean with blood bending!! Katara: Oh... and ew!! |
Articulation
Crap on a stick! The first dud and it had to be Katara. Her left ankle doesn't work and I won't force it, because she feels fragile as heck. Her long skirt hinders her articulation on the legs.
And like Zuko, her articulation above the waist is absolute crap.
2.0
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| Nefty: Really, you thought that I would be attracted to a 14 year old!? Katara: Last guy I dated was a Romeo and Juliet Law card carrier... Nefty: And you didn't find it weird that he had such a thing!? Katara: Looking back it IS a bit weird... Nefty: I know, right? Now can Now can you olease use your blood bending to make me flaccid? Words that you'll never hear any guy say... Katara: But you just said them... Nefty: I meant a guy ATTRACTED TO YOU... Katara: What!? You think I'm ugly! Nefty: I did not say that... Katara: It's cause I'm white!! Nefty: No, but... why are you white? Katara: I DON'T KNOW!! M.NIGHT (VO): WHAT A TWEEST!! Nefty: Curse you M. Night Shyamalan!!! Katara: But seriously, you don't think I'm pretty. Nefty: Let's make a deal... I will answer your question... but only on the next February 29th... Katara: Deal! |
Paint and sculpt
Katara is looking a bit too pale... she's supposed to have a brownish skin, but she looks like a slightly tanned Caucasian girl... having M. Night Shyamalamadingdong flashbacks. Other than she being a bit too white, I have no real issues here.
4.0
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| Aang: I think you're pretty... Katara, of course you do, you're my simp... Zuko: I would like to have the honor of hearing you moan my name... Aang: I don't get it... Toph: Zuko wants to clap cheeks with Katara... Aang: I still don't get it... Toph: I'M BLIND AND I CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING!! |
Accessories
Waterbendong hand and stand. Again this is staying favorite version, so let's stop is expected. Still I feel like they could have added at least one more thing to make this better.
2.5
Overall
Katara gets a 2.83 as her final score. Having her be the wrong skin color and having the issues with articulation and accessories is what made her score so low.
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