Hey what the!? Oklahoma, you're OK in my book

 Normally I don't care about Oklahoma or its people who are not... 

... the completely heterosexual fantasies of one Jonathan Brandis. Aside Chuck Norris, what has Oklahoma given us? OK, they gave us Brad Pitt,  what else? The shopping cart and the electric guitar? OK, OK... I'll give them that but what else? The official state meal of Oklahoma consists of fried okra, cornbread, barbecue pork, squash, biscuits, sausage and gravy, grits, corn, strawberries (state fruit), chicken fried steak, pecan pie, and black-eyed peas... Yum! So, Oklahoma seems kinda bland and generic surrounded by more exciting states... we need to spice OKLAHOMA a bit more... How do we do that? A traffic accidents where dildos and lube fill up the road...

It's not every day where sex toys blow their load all over a highway. So, this freakish accident makes Oklahoma OK in my book, aside their most famous person...

Yes it's totally an excuse to mention Chuck Norris and how I want Super7 to make Chuck Norris Ultimates of Chuck Norris wether they are normal Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos starring Chuck Norris is not the point. The point is that I want a Chuck Norris action figure of Chuck Norris, but this rant is not about that. It's about an oddity that happened in the homestate of Chuck Norris.