I really don't understand blogger/google.

 The recent Advent Calendar for Miscellaneous items/accessories got a warning about it "violating guidelines" but when I went to check out the issue, guess what? They don't give me an explicit reason of what's the thing that triggered the warning. I have an inkling on what could've triggered it... a tongue-in-cheek reference to a certain building orifice. I didn't mention acts of using one. Just the object in question in comparison to Castlevania's wall meat. 

I just wish that blogger/google was more direct.

Instead of: 

B: You did a bad thing! 

Me: What did I do!?

B: You know what you did!

Me: I don't! Tell me what I did so I can fix it!

B: You KNOW WHAT YOU DID, FIX IT NOW!!

Me: I swear, I have no clue what I did wrong? Gimme a hint!

B: Read the guidelines and you will know.

How about this:

B: Your usage of "Adult Reference" on two instances in your post is not within the parameters of non-restricted topics. We've put an age restriction on the post. If you want to have the post without age restriction, please remove the instances regarding "adult reference".

Me: Ah, I see. *removes Adult Reference*. Now Can I Haz Unrestricted Post?

B: let's see... *looks for adult reference*. It passed the test, topic is unrestricted.

Me: Yay! Thanks for being helpful!

If they can detect what's wrong, then they should TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG SO I CAN FIX IT! I'm not a mind-reader. If I was, I wouldn't have a minimum wage job and writing a blog about toys, videogames, and things that piss me off!