Feb 1, 2025

Radical Turtle Variants: yet another rant

 Well, as the Ultimates Uncertainty keeps us on edge, Imma rant! Then again that's pretty much what I do every night, Pinky!

So, Variants: I should point out that not necessarily all the variants I'll mention will be off the 4 Turtle brothers. I meant turtle variants as a catch all for TMNT. Most of them will be for the four turtles, though:

Cheapskate Turtles:
This is the Cheapskate toy. It looks way too big for the actual turtle boys.

This is the cartoon version which is properly scaled for the turtles. It lacks some toy elements. What I'm about to propose is marrying the toy colors and element, but scaling it to the cartoon size.

The only "personalized elements" would be the board wheels, throttle control, and fan blades.
(Leo's would be blue, Don's would be purple, etc.) Now unto the Turtles:

These would be vanilla Turtles, with new belts anBible. (For pegholes):

Main differences in belts:
Brown instead of black.
Raphael would lose the push knife sheathe on his shell.
Donatello's straps would be over one shoulder.

Now for accessories:
Standard set of hands
(Both hinge style C-grips, dramatic, fists)
2 heads
Signature weapon(s)
The Cheapskate
Helmet 
Random Accessory or in Don's case 2

Leonardo:
2× katana
Samurai Helmet
Chain Claw (inspired by Talking Leo... and Kung Pow! Enter the Fist)
Determined head

Donatello:
Bo Staff
Tech Helmet with infrared Goggles.
Periscope (inspired by Headdropping Don)
Flashlight (inspired by Storage Shell Mike)
Slightly worried head

Raphael:
2× Sai
Viking Helmet
Sewer squirter (inspired by the role-playing toy)
Snarling Head

Michelangelo:
2× Nunchucks (inspired by the Bugchaku roleplay toy)
Party Wagon Shellmet in Neon Green
Sunglasses
Crazy tongue sticking to the side of head "high speed chase" head

But now the Foot would be underperforming due to a lack of vehicular locomotion.
So, let's give the Foot Clan, a Foot Scoot!

The idea is one of those vintage Scooter/skateboard hybrids (yes, while they existed, this was meant as a BTTF reference, because Turtles in Time)
There is a precedent for rocket powered skateboarding Foot Ninja. I'm simply adding a Scooter handle to the larger than the Cheapskate boards. They have to be larger since the Foot Soldiers are larger than The Turtles.

So, here we go:
Scoot Foot Soldier:
The board should look like a high tech Skateboard. Think the Pitbull Hoverboard but with wheels. The Scooter handle can detach and be used as a melee weapon.

Now the Foot Soldier itself:
Same old Foot Soldier
Same vanilla weapons
New stuff:
Foot Soldier head shaped bike helmet (must look super dorky)
Slip on roller skates (for other Foot Soldoers to be on the roll)
2× Foot Tonfa


Classic Videogame Turtles:
These would be TMNT Characters based on Classic Games:

Bayou Raphael:
Raphael dressed as the Playable Character from the game Bayou Billy. (Basically Raphael wearing an outfit similar to Leatherhead, but with a cowboy hat.)

Pair of Sai, because Raphael 
Throwing knife (foot Soldier knife)
Bull whip
Handgun
Chicken leg
First aid kit

Liquid Leo:
There's only room for one Metal Gear Reference and I wasn't going to waste it on Grey Fox being Raphael.
Three heads:
Miller ponytail
Liquid Mullet
Ocelot Wig and Mustache.
But it's Leonardo in Military pants and boots and a soft goods trenchcoat.

Accessories:
Solidus Blades that can be sheathed on his left side (normal katana and wakizashi)
Revolver (UC Raph revolver)
FAMAS rifle
C-Ration
Sunglasses

Michelangelo Belmont:
Does this even NEED an Explanation?
Basically Mikey dressed as Richter Belmont.
Heads:
Short haired Rondo of Blood head
Long haired SOTN head

Accessories:
Whip at ease
Mid swing whip
Holy water
Holy cross
Bible
Knife
Axe
Wall Meat

Probotector Don:
Donatello dressed as Bill Rizer from Contra

Accessories:
Machinegun with power up effects
-spread effect
-laser effect
-fire effect
-power up capsule
-CONTRA Bo (a mechanical Bo that kinda looks like a stretched out power up capsule)

Yes, they're all Older Konami games. It's a nod to Konami working on the better TMNT Games.

Turtles in Time:
Not the videogame, but the Turtles flung through different eras in time:

Sir Leonardo:
Essentially, Leonardo clad in a silver and blue Armor reminiscent of a D&D Paladin.
Heads: 
With a Paladin Helmet
With a knight full face helmet 

Accessories:
Broadsword
Short sword
Shield
Lance

Plague Doctor Don:
Essentially, Donatello dressed as a Plague Doctor. Covered from head to toe to protect himself:
Under the soft goods Plague Doctor Robe, Donatello is purple grey fisherman waders, add a bone white shirt with wandering Leo elbow pads in purple. He also has purple grey gloves Then over that he has a black Plague Doctor tunic.
Heads:
Plague Doctor Mask with hat
Head with second bandana covering beak and mouth.
Special hands:
Scalpel hands
Accessories:
 Prodding Bo staff
Pomander Necklace
Aromatic Plague Belt (sports a silver D buckle) with various aromatics including a Removable garlic wreath
2×Scalpels

Don Raffaello Tataruga:
Raphael dressed as a 1920s Mobster
Pinstripe suit, fedora, soft goods trenchcoat, snazzy shoes. 
Heads:
UC Raph heads

Accessories:
-Ace Duck Tommygun
-UC Raph revolveru
-Knuckleduster hands with Sai inspired Knuckledusters
-Molotov cocktail

Mike the Shelled Centurion:
Mikey dressed as a Roman Centurion.
Heads:
Helmeted
Normal head

Accessories:
Gladius
Shield
Lance
Makeshift nunchuck  made of a broken lance.

But the Time Travel aspect can hit Turtle villains too! 

Viking Bebop:
Bebop dressed like a Viking in a color scheme that references Bebop. Reddish brown tunic, black pants, reddish brown boots
Heads:
Horned Helmet head
NON HORNED Helmet

Accessories:
Battle Axe
Shield
Sword

Buckaroo Rocksteady:
A Wild West Rocksteady:
2× Revolvers
Rifle
Knife
Removable poncho
Removable metal plate (Think McFly)

King Shredder:
Shredder in knight armor  with the  crown forming the prongs of his helmet. The armor should evole the Shredder's spikes. The gauntlets have actual spikes.
Heads:
Helmet
Unrelated with crazy long hair and beard.

Accessories:
Oversized sword
Normal sword
 lance
Shield
Time scepter

Anime Turtles:
Basically TMNT based on Manga characters that had Anime Adaptations...

Rurouni Leo:
Essentially Leonardo as Himura Kenshin.
Vanilla Leo with a soft goods gi and Hakama on the style of Himura Kenshin's
Heads:
Angry
Happy

Accessories:
Kenshin wig
Reversed edge blade with scabbard
Alternate Dark gi for the Battousai era Kenshin

Don the Bioboosted Turtle:
Picture a Turtle shaped Guyver with hinges on the pectoral Plastron area.

Heads:
Guyver head with removable steam effects
Partially exposed Don face

Accessories:
Guyver Unit
Elbow blades

Sakuragi Raphael:
For the most part this would be a redeco of Slam Dunk Don
One head with Sakuragi red hair.
Same Accessories as Slam Dunk Don

MikeJoangelo Joestar:
Mikey as Battle Tendency Joseph Joestar.
Heads:
Neutral Joseph Head
NICE! Head
Cross dressing Head

Special hands:
Clacker action hands 
Real string Clacker hands

Accessories:
Soft goods dress
Tequila bottles
Mid swing clackers for the Clacker action hands
Twirling clackers for the Clacker action hands
Wired scarf

 Slashgeta:
Slash dressed as Vegeta around the Saiyajin arc.
Heads:
Head with Scouter
Head without Scouter

Special hands:
Energy blast hands

Accessories:
Scouter
Broken Scouter
Energy blast effects
Vegeta wig.

Plug Suit April:
April in an Evangelion Plug Suit (06) to be specific, as a nod to Channel 6.

Heads:
Normal
Angry 
Screaming in pain

Accessories:
Model of her Splinter based EVA Unit.
Pen Pen/Irma hybrid buddy
Small tub of Orange LCL slime.

Jet Bebop:
Bebop dressed as Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop.
(You know I made this variant series just for this... and no Dressing April as Daye Valentine didn't cross my mind until now)
Heads:
Glasses
No glasses

Accessories
Bonsai tree
Large version of his gun 
Pocketwatch

Spicy Honey:
Karai dressed as Cutey Honey
Heads:
Karai hairstyle
Honey Hairstyle

Accessories:
Cutie Honey sword
Model of Krang's Android body with Spicy Honey's face where Krang should be (reference to the Mazinger Honey form)

Rocksteady III:
Rocksteady dressed as Lupin III
Heads:
With Cigarette
Without Cigarette

Accessories:
Walther P38
Cigarette pack
Lupin wig

Tetsuo Muckman:
Muckman dressed as Tetsuo Shima with Joe Eyeball as Kaneda

Accessories:
Kaneda Joe Eyeball
Alternate Right arms

Rat Shishio:
Rat King dressed as Makoto Shishio.
Heads: (eyes and amount of hair poking out from the bandages being the main differences)
Bishie Rat King as Shishio
Vintage Rat King as Shishio

Accessories:
Katana
Wakizashi
Flame effects for Katana

Tuxedo Hockey Mask:
Casey Jones as Tuxedo Mask
Heads:
Hockey Mask head
Tuxedo Mask Head
Unmasked head

Accessories:
Soft goods cape
Hat
Cane
Golf bag
Rose themed Casey weaponry
Rose

I better stop before I make Gatcha Duck or Tekkaman Shredder.

Footski Rat King:
Of course we'd first need a Footski. I've campaigned earlier for a Footski and pointed out that it could be made for under $100. There are no movable parts. Lower shell, upper shell, the snakes, steering column, and accessories.Accessories. (missiles, flagpole)

But to pair off the Footski, we need a Rat King thanks to the TMNT Beat-em'up games. 

This will be a new version of the Rat King:
We start with Wave 11 Rat King I'm wave 10 colors (or Blue, which is a Tournament Fighters reference if we want to be super different. Come to think of it, Blue, Water... makes sense):
Heads:

Essentially, a Mirage inspired head and a Toon inspired head.

Accessories:
-Spear gun with spears. (This will replace the vintage toy crossbow)
-vintage inspired knife (see snake belt.) But larger in size.
-vintage inspired Snake Belt. Unlike the Rattlesnake of the vintage line. This time it gets a Milksnake. (Non venomous and Eastern US is its natural habitat) the Belt would have some Cheeses hanging from it, a sheathe for the knife mentioned above. It should have a Quiver for the spears.
-3× spears. One for the Speargun and 2 spared for the Quiver.
-soda bandolier. (See Blue Rat King)
-3× Rats

Footski Rocksteady and Bebop:
I mentioned that the Footski should fit either of them. 

Rocksteady:
For the most part a repaint of Rocksteady in Water Camo and Blue Tanktop.
Heads:
Blue helmet
No helmet
Snorkel and Goggles head

Accessories:
-Speargun with removable spear
-Knife
- Water mine (see Turtles in Time as reference. Also, they can be split In two for display as "multiple mines")

Bebop:
We start with the vanilla Bebop body with a new blue vest. The Turtle Shell Epaulets are now turtle shaped floaties. His shoes are blue this time.

Heads:
Normal Bebop head
"Wild" head: screaming with semi articulated tongue that can be placed on either side of his mouth.

Accessories:
Knife
New Blaster
4 piece unicorn floatation ring (has to be 4 piece in order to make it wearable for Bebop. Unicorn head and tail pieces hide most of the gaps on the ring halves.)


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