Figures Toy Company has released Two Talking Tacos

 Yes, they have talking figures: They are a smudge more expensive than their regular fogures though. Talking feature. They also lose torso articulation. 

The first one is a MEXICAN MASKED WRESTLER ANNOUNCER!

The first FTC Luchador Announcer with quotes in both English and Spanish. That's cool right?

This Announcer is $27. But what if I told you there's an even bigger TACO?

Not that kind of Taco, but the TACO...

You know, Jeffrey's besto friendo... OMB, The Tariff Man himself, Donald Trump!

Has 9 Trump quotes, bunch of hands, alternate head, and a podium: Figure is $45... good thing it's first term proces because Tariffs would probably put him at $47... that's a joke, MAGAfans... because his price is $44.99 and he's the 45th and 47th President of the US. So don't get mad. 

I just wish they sold the podium separately. Maybe one without the Presidential seal. You low to use for award shows... like HoF Inductions. 

But let's be honest here... that's not the proper body. This is why we need a suit version of the fat body. A More accurate Trump would require a costumization of the Gamerverse Wilson Fisk.

I think that if I ever get TACO, it'll be the most controversial It Came from the Toy Chest ever. More controversial than reviewing Jesus Christ himself. 

So, the easier solution is don't buy Trump...

But I kinda hope they make Clinton with an extra soft goods blue dress, Dubya woth storybook, Obama in a tan suit, and Sleepy Joe with Ice Cream cone. You can't just throw Donald Trump and not expect backlash. That's why throwing in Obama, Biden, or even Dubya and Clinton can soften the blow... but I'd like a Bill to go with Donnie, so I can have the Super Duper Epstein pals!

When was the last time I bought a figure to hate on? First time was the DCUC Starfire...  Bootleg Goku? I got the Avatar: The Last Airbender figures to hate on a Masterverse Evil Lyn I never bought. Well, there's MOTUC 30th... in any case, If I'm ever getting TACO, the review will be mocking the man more than criticizing the figure.