It's a me: Friendzone!

 Nintendo has officially put Mario in the Friendzone.

That reminds me so much of

But there have been instances where the "friendship" seems more like something else. I'm not saying they're FWB, but there must be some sort of benefits if Mario is doing all that shit. No fat dude is gonna do all the shit Mario goes through... but it's not all doom for the fat plumber/doctor/hero...

I was gonna mention that, Daisy...

Stop it! Daisy was the Princess Mario saves i. SUPER MARIO LAND 1. Fans usually paired her with Luigi, due to Peach being Mario's girl friend.

But there's Pauline, the OG... but of Mario is into  longest, Rosalina.

So, will Nintendo let Mario cool his noodle or will he be stuck in the Friendzone? 

Why is it so wrong for Peach and Mario to be a couple?

Like we all know Mikey (and by extent the other 3) help April because they're horny teens and they hope their favorite JILF becomes a JIF.

See?