GI Joe: Wrath of Cobra: a rant

 Welp. This game makes Karate Kid: Street Rumble look good. 

I could end the review right there. But I need to rant. The game had potential but it was pulled out before it was fully done.

The game is buggy, controls are off. Game crashes are common forcing a restart. There are no continues... 

Graphics are decent and the music is fine (sadly no sunbow music) but the stages are uncreative.

But the worst thing about the game is:

We have an unlockable Ripcord, but no Shipwreck!

James Cameron seems to be prepared for an Avater 3 flop.

 He mentioned on an IGN article that if Avatar 3 flops, he'll write a book to complete the story.

That's not bueno. He's aware of the various factors against him, except the most obvious one: The movies just aren't that good. Then again, he's old AF... he's like 70... err 71. He's closer to becoming a past tense and Methinks that he's hoping for the movie to do well, so he can do 4 and 5. But Age is what worries me.  IF he wants to finish Avatar, the book is the best option. But then again... I don't give a fuck about these movies 

Happy Turkey Day

 I am a bit miffed. Biblical Adventures made a Red horny Devil... as an exclusive for Designercon 2025... which already passed.

I NEED THIS!! I NEEDS IT SO BADLY!! I have a Jesus figure waiting to come out the Toy Chest... maybe for his birthday. Look at it...  pitchfork red, mostly naked... he's perfect! 

Some Witcher 4 "gameplay footage" "on a ps5".

I don't believe it's actual gameplay... but if the final product looks half as good... I'm game. Good thing I'm replaying Witcher 3 on PS5 right now... 

Speaking of trailers...Moana is not even 10 years old and it hasa live action remake.

This movie trailer screams Wait until Disney+... feels more like a Disney Channel Original Movie. 

Remember the ShamWow guy? Hes running for congress.

 Well, that's a thing. Reminding his competitors that this happened  Y'all can use that against him.

Well he's running for congress, to represent Texas... as a Republican and his platform is woke bad, mmmkay? He's also milking the death of Charlie Kirk in order to beat the primaries.

If he does his campaign ads like an infomercial 

He's got this in the bag.

Super7 it is time for y'all to drop a Vanilla Ice Ultimates!

 No connection to TMNT. Just a Vanilla Ice figure.

This: you give him a few heads a few hands a mic. Boom... just make sure he can hold TMNT stuff... because that's where 97.3% of collectors will put him. 

MC Hammer would.be nice to have too...

Speaking of figures with crossover appeal

Fingerprints... that is all.

My Top wants for the 2k3 TMNT line:

 My main issue with the 2k3 line is that it's is human heavy.

With Super7 being in a strange status, I'll divide these in tiers: 

Most Wanted:

April

Baxter

Bishop (MIB look)

Hun

Renet

Savanti Romero

 Very wanted:

Foot Elite 

Shiva Shredder

Mini Shredder

Claw Shredder

Robot Baxter

Rat King

Somewhat Wanted:

Exo suit Bishop

Hamato Yoshi 

Stainless Steve Steel 

Doctor Dome

Ananda

Silver Sentry

Huh neat but can't commit at $65:

Tang Shen

Chaplin

Karai bots 

Chrysalis

Nobody

Nano

Would be cool to have but I don't see these happening:

Utrom multipack

Officers Eastman and Laird

Miyamoto Usagi

Viral 

Cody Jones

Starlee

Serling

Obviously, the most wanted are the ones I'd buy even if it meas splitting orders between Super7 and BBTS.

Yikes! Seems like Zack Snyder is not having a nice month

 I'm well aware of how bad it sounds, but, with him getting the Zombies and Rebel Moon canceled, he needed a break. Netflix said no and canceled yet ANOTHER of his projects. Twilight of the gods is dead. Last time Zack Snyder got a career boost was after his daughter alt+F4 herself... He milked the shit out of her death when promoting the Snydercut.

Now with 3 canceled movie universes and future projects in jeopardy, the cynic in me is wondering if Zack will try to sacrifice another child for another 15 minutes of fame. Dude is so starved for attention that he is inserting himself into conversations with "random DCEU Instagram posts" that are purposely cryptic to attract the attention of Snydertards... 

Liking alternative facts regarding the DCU... Oh yeah! Snydertards are dreaming that Saudi Arabia buys Warner so they can restore the Marthaverse... all the goodwill I had for the guy and his project, The Last Photograph has been flushed down the drain due to the scorned ex bit he's doing now.

Notes:

I hope nothing happens to any of his kids and stepkids.

Zack Snyder is a bit of a creepy weirdo. 

There have been plenty of conspiracies regarding Autumn's self erasure.

An even crazier one is based on Zack doing the deed in order to get a delay AND more budget to fulfill hos vision.

It came from the Toy Chest: Now I'm going to need Meddling kids

 

I got a Scooby Doo Villain Specifically the Mummy of Ankha... Ankha? Why does that name sound so familiar?

*Camel by Camel intensifies*

No... The cat was not dancing... The Cat was not dancing... No, Mom's ghost, I did NOT buy this dude for an Ankha not dancing reference. Though I DID take a pic based on the "dance"

I got him to have a generic mummy that could slip in between TMNT, ML, and others... but after seeing the Ahegao face Daphne... I want the full gang. I WAS gonna get Daphne and Velma... Fred for other reasons. So now I'm going to get the whole gang minus Crappy Doo. HOPING for A Mystery Machine.

Articulation:

Dude has an excellent range of articulation. The double ball joint on the waist and torso give him a great range to do a decent Naruto Run pose. 

While not perfect, since it would require Interchangeable arms (See Bison, M.) He can do a decent arms crossed pose.

5.0

He's a bit taller than Nefty... who is 6.5 inches.

Paint and sculpt:

The Mummy is mostly white body with black holes. There's a VERY SUBTLE Grey wash. 

5.0

This was obviously a clever move by Jada Toys.

Accessories:

Alternate hands

Unmasked face

Partially unwrapped wrap.

I wish it had the Egyptian Coin from the episode... 

5.0

Nefty: You aren't my Mommy!
Dr.Najib: Mummy! Not Mommy!
This joke would make sense if you were British and not a spic...
Nefty: Aspic? Ew! Also, fuck you racist bastard!

Overall:

I didn't expect to like this figure so much. 5.0 is the final score... due to my limitations in the rating system. We wouldn't want to get π levels of anally retentive in my ratings system.

Variants for my theoretical S7 Neo TMNT Line

 Remember my previous TMNT rant. The one with a cameo from Current Scott Neitlich...

Well, Playmates, NECA, hell, even Mattel, know that TMNT variants are important...

So let's try some variants inspired by the Vintage toyline, but not Vintage redos.

Disguised Turtles:

Bushido Leonardo:

Essentially Leonardo wearing an unarmored Samurai outfit  in Blue gi and black hakama. Almost reminiscent of Usagi, but with the Kame Kanji on the back of the gi. He'd be wearing geta sandals like wandering Leonardo.

Heads:

Meditating, straw hat, neutral head.

Standard hands, flute playing hands.

For accessories katana, wakizashi, flute.

Yes, it's a Ghost of Tsushima inspired Leo.

Body can be reused for a Turtles in time Feudal Japan wave.

Mad Scientist Don:

Donatello dressed as a Mad Scientist:

Wearing a button up Shirt, slacks. Outfit should look like Professor Perry from Secret of the Ooze.

Heads: 

Neutral mad scientist laugh blacked cartoony explosion effect face.

Hands standard

Accessories

Various chemical flasks

2 Perry wigs: Normal and explosion

Telescoping Bo staff 

Brawler Raphael:

Essentially a Vigilante style Raphael 

Hands wrapped in bandages, wearing a tight fitting red shirt with blue jeans, sneakers.

Heads:

Snarling, beat up, cocky

New bandaged hands in standard poses and pointing.

Accesories:

Pair of jitte, baseball bat, pizza on box, wad of cash. Pizza slice with hole to slide it down jitte

It's a reference to beat em up games and the 87 toon intro.

 Cillaxing Michaelangelo/Cortés the Frog:

Michelangelo wearing an open Hawaiian shirt cargo shorts and flip flops. The Hawaiian shirt is pink with pizza slices print. The cargo shorts are Khaki and orange flip-flops.

Heads:

Sleeping, happy determined

Standard hands 

Accessories:

Necklaces

80s style frog Mask (hard plastic vacuum formed masks.)

Coconut Drink (drink served in coconut)

Sansetsukon

Essentially is Mikey badly disguised as a Punk Frog and a vacationing turtle.

Adventurer Casey Jones:

Casey wearing a 16th century styled tunic over tights, leather greaves and bracers, knight closed helmet with visor based on Casey's mask.

Heads:

Unmasked, helmet, bearded head

Standard gloved hands

Accessories:

Club

Short sword

Bent Spear

It's basically a Caseyfication of TMNT3'S Witt.

Tubular Rasputin the Mad Frog/Turtle Botticelli:

A redeco of Genghis new arms with double joints, heads crotch and legs with double joints. His colors would be based on the toon.

Heads:

No tongue slightly crazy face, tongue scratching head, tongue with a loop that can hold arrows or a dagger

Hands:

Standard hands, archery hands

Accessories:

New Bow

Arrows

Ancient Russian styled dagger

80s styled Turtle mask with fuchsia headband

Turtle shell backpack

Necklaces 

Quiver

Basically a counterpart to Mikey and delivering 2 things: a silly variant and a new character if you remove the silly accessories.

Action Star Splinter:

Splinter wearing an outfit which is a cross of Elvis, Evel Knievel, and RotTMNT Hamato Yoshi.

Heads:

Head with articulated jaw

Normal head

Bruce Lee styled o face

Snarling head

Hands:

Standard hands (reused from vanilla Splinter)

Accessories:

Katana

Naginata

Jitte

Sansetsukon 

Soft goods flashy cape

Soft goods feather boa

Wig

2 pairs of glasses

Basically a More flamboyant Lou Jitsu.

Now for the Villains:

Barbaric Rocksteady:

Rocksteady wearing a furry loincloth like Groundchuck furry boots chest plate armor similar to Thunderpunch He-Man but in brown and metallic grey. The Emblem would be the Foot Clan's foot. The armor would have Dragon head pauldrons.

Heads:

Normal

Screaming

Standard hands, sword aloft hands

Accessories:

Sci-fi Blaster Rifle

Magic Sword

Dagger 

Time scepter

Removable red cape

Blond wig

It's a nod to He-Man and Cam Clarke voice of Rocksteady and He-Man.

Bebop the Couch Surfing Pig:

Bboop in his underwear and bunny flip flops ready to Chillax. 

Heads:

Normal

Resting (moisturizing cream on face and cucumbers on eyes. Hair on curlers)

Sexy Bebop (curly Mohawk and doing Zoolander's Blue Steel face

Hands:

Standard hands, snacking hands (with popcorn sculpted on them) remote control hands

Accessories:

Soft goods bathrobe

Remote control Blaster

Moisturizer bottle

Mere Cat... (just a normal cat curled up that can sleep on Bebop's stomach or flat surface)

Bowl of popcorn

Big tumbler of Soda (think 7-eleven Big Gulp)

Basically Bebop on his day off. And totally not a VERY subtle nod to Timon and Pumba.

Slash the Mobster:

Slash dressed like a mobster.No torn cloths. The outfit is perfectly tailored for him. Bright fuchsia.

Heads:

With hat and Cigar

Without hat

Hands:

Standard hands

Accessories:

Barbed Garrote

Revolver

Thompson Machine gun

Molotov cocktail

Knife

I'm  cutting the list short due to recent news, but I was thinking of the following:

Battle Arnor Rat King (basically Rat King in a medieval outfit made of trash.)

Noir detective Mutagen Man (basicslly a re-release of Mutagen man with a soft goods trenchcoat and hat. (More hands though)

A Batman Knightfall inspired Wingnut... think Azrael Batman.

A new Modular Foot Soldier to use some of the TMNT toon/game disguises

Karai as Shredder.

Tournament Fighters:

Essentially an Ultimates sub-line based on the Tournament Fighters games.

Ruh-roh! Suoer7 closing some of their physical stores

 This could be one of two things:

Restructuring and moving from boutique to an actual toy company.

The ship is sinking.

I hope it's the first one, but we can all start panicking because it's most likely the second one.

I just hope we get a 2k3 Renet, Savanti Romero, April, Baxter, Bishop, and Hun. I was in the middle of the theoretical 200X-ification of the MWS TMNT Toon when this popped up on Facebook.

Finally something I can agree with Trump.

 Trump wants 80s-90s styled movies to make a comeback. 

I can get behind him on that. Dark humor needs to make a comeback. Gritty action movies that feel real, need to make a comeback. 

Less CG more gritty stuff. Personally, Id love to see a return of Ninja Movies and Normal normal human Vigilantes...Fish out of water comedies that are politically incorrect. Blazing Saddles, Police Academy, Revenge of the Nerds, American Pie, etc. Couldn't be made today. 

Guessing that it won't happen, but a guy can dream.

It cane from the Toy Chest: Not Shuma-Gorath

Gargantos...  who is Shuma Gorath avoiding a copyright issues...

Articulation:

6 bendy wire tentacles with a heavy wire. Good on paper bad on execution. No not wire, segments... The eye is articulated... that's cool.

3.5

Paint and sculpt:

He has a haphazardly applied dark wash. It could be better. This isn't a game version this is a Doctor Strange in the MoM... 

You know what this bites me off that the tentacles are supposed to go in a pattern but they don't give us instructions to do so. Not to mention once you fuck up, you can't disassemble.. I fucked up... 

3.0

Accessories:

Undersized Mystic Smash. Not even a stand to display it.

0.5

0verall:

Not Shuma Gorath gets a disappointing 2.33 as his final score. I blame the articulation.

When a tentacles monster can't even tentacle... you know you fucked up. Honestly, if they make a purple one, I wouldn't buy I mean. It's too  cumbersome. Maybe if they made a smaller Marvel vs Capcom version.I would bite, but as it is, I can't justify getting another, especially when I regret this one.

IF we could get a vintage TMNT Farewell wave...

These would be my candidates: 

I will not have any Turtle Variants...  But It'll have a New Variant of an older character, a redeco, a NEW to the vintage style lineup (think Karai, or GG) and an older character getting a release...

New Variant Figure:

Ambush Strike Traag:

Basically, General Traag with a sculpt closer to Shredder's revenge with Vintage styled details:

Think the unreleased Pretty Rat King.

Heads:

Game Accurate

Vintage toy inspired

Granitor head and neck/upper torso insert

Hands:

Fists

Weapon grip

Dramatic

Accessories:

Resized Foot Soldier gun, rifle, and knife

New Flamethrower with flame effect

Soft goods ghillie suit

The idea is for you to get an extra for Granitor.

Redeco:

Attila the Frog:

A repaint of Genghis with different accessories.

Hands:

New arrow hand

Accessories:

Splinter Bow and arrows

New removable belt with quiver

New whip

New battle Axe

The idea is that you order an extra of this and Genghis to kinda complete the punk frogs.

Never made before:

Tatsu:

Basically the Hyperstone Heist Tatsu, but with stuff to make a Hamato Yoshi or an Oroku Saki.

Heads:

Tatsu

Tatsu shouting

Hamato Yoshi

Oroku Saki (use on Vintage shredder)

Hands:

 The foot soldier hands in flesh color, new tessen hands.

Accessories:

Tessen open and closed

Katana

Soft goods sleeveless gi based on Hyperstone Heist

Soft goods long sleeved magenta gi

Soft goods grey hakama

Soft plastic overlay based on movie's outfit to wear over gi.

The idea is another 2-in-1 or 3-in-1 depending on how you feel with Oroku Saki wearing Movie Tatsu's outfit while Tatsu looks like his SEGA Self.

Vintage character getting Ultimates treatment:

Pizzaface:

I already did this so here you go.

I just realized something about Project ATLAS

 It is pretty much the Maven Collectibles Titan... but without the sock feet...

So that means we could get the return of this:

The Females are in 1/10 scale. That means shes compatible with MOTUC.... then they had a taller female that was 8 inches...

Now if Big Bad Workshop pulls out the Females. It would be awesome.

But like I said on the review, new hairstyles and bald heads for the dudes would be nice. Same thing for the ladies. Hell, I'd take a Gary Oldman Fifth Element hairstyle.

A few Accessories would be nice like hands, especially for the ladies, but also generic weaponry they could use. Also some generic soft goods clothes would be nice.

But there should be other bodies: 

A grotesque obese body 

Normal male (7inch) body

Normal male 8 inches body

A Titan sized female

E.Honda is coming

Jada showed some pics for the finalized Edmond Honda.

His room is unfortunately plastic BUT he seems to be able to pull off most of his poses without interference.

He comes with a hundred hand slap accessory only for his right hand. Wish he had a left hand version. 

After Honda all we have left is T.Hawk and Zangief to do what no other toy company has done.

It came from the Toy Chest: I finally Have a BBC minus the C body for a custom

 If you are reading my cringe fanfic that is currently on hold due to writer's block... you know I've been. Using WWE Diva Superstars from Mattel and a Casey Body with a Mo-Larr head to make my MuTeens. I've mentioned that Syrus and Bertram, the two halves of SyBertError have been the biggest pain in the ass to make. I HAVE FOUND A BODY FOR BERTRAM 

Bigbadworkshop, the same folks that make Naughty or Nice, releasing under BigBadToyStore (not sponsored) have created this Massive Monstrosity.

Just so you have an idea: Babs is 6.5 inches, Nick is 7.0 inches. Bertram towers over them. Guessing he's 9 to 10 inches. That is one big chocolate man! He is $40... He is the Titan from Project ATLAS and is a custom blank body with prepainted eyes. (Thank goodness)

Articulation:

ToyBiz Marvel Legends levels of articulation... but Part Pre-Marvel Legends Spider-Man Classics and Japanese import engineering.

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

Project Atlas is a big muscular body... of Banner Proportions. He comes unpainted, so you NEED to break out some paints and decorate him as you see fit. A few folks will complain about the pinned joints.But theoretically speaking, pinned figures are easier to customize than non-pinned figures. I'm not gonna try to disassemble him though...

He got cake!

It seems that I'll need to go for the Custom made soft goods route as he's not of a standard size.

5.0

Accessories:

We got heads and swappable hairpieces and a couple of hands... and now unfortunately I have to pick some nits.

Sure we got 6 heads and 6 hairpieces.

Most of those hairdos are white people hairdos. This is a non white body... it needs some non-white hairstyles. And Bald heads.

He got hands.

10 of them. Here's 8 of them. 

Now he has large C-grip hands but there are very few 1:12 scale weapons with that wide grip.

Whe have a hand with articulated fingers. Yes, he is kinda doing the Shocker. 

5.0

Overall:

Project ATLAS Titan gets a 4.83 as his final score.

He's pretty Good!

My only complaint is that he doesn't have bald heads or hairstyles suited for an African American body, which we have here.

Seriously a Titan Expansion pack with bald heads, Black and Asian hairstyles. C-grips of various sizes And maybe some soft goods clothes would be very welcome.

UPDATE:

This IS A MAVEN TITAN! The accessories fit flawlessly 

Welp! There was another Child sex trafficking ring

 This one doesn't involve Jeffrey Epstein. It involves other people.

The Current Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon and her husband

I knew of the adult woman that was allegedly raped. I didn't know about the kids.

With all the Epstein stuff floating around, This issue resurfaced.

Oof!

This really IS Bullshit!!

 Super Action Stuff has a treasure chest... it's sold out! Even the Vending Machine that I showed a while back was sold out as well... I thought they didn't come out until 2026...

Look at that beauty... sure the effect pieces are reused but the chest man...

No one seems to have a review for this or the newer sets...

I hope there is a chance for it to come back.

Cringy Voice Actor is coming to PRCC

 I'm talking about Sean "I get mad when people point out other people did a better job at being Goku. I also hate parodies of DBZ when other people do it. Only I get to make Goku say awful things" Schemmel.

Yeah, as you might have guessed I'm not a fan of the guy. Though his Cronos de Medici is pretty good... Vellian Crowler...

Peter Kelamis ans Ian James Corlett were better Goku voices than Schemmel.

It came from the Toy Chest: No, he's not Boricua. Stop appropriating MY culture!

 Miles Morales IS NOT PUERTO RICAN. As an Actual Puerto Rican, I can complain when a second Generation Nuyorican (read, not real Puerto Rican) is being passed off as Puerto Rican. I've expressed myself on the matter. So, let's look at the Doubly pandering Boricua Suit Miles Morales. 

Look out! Here comes the Pander-Man!

Articulation:

Holy ass crackers! Miles has articulation similar to maximum series Spider-Man. This like Martha Stewart says it's a good thing... guess we can say Miles does whatever Peter Parker can.

5.0

Miles: Yo perreo sola.

Paint and sculpt:

The sculpting seems to be new.. arms and legs seem to be the only reused parts as the headquarters are most likely new. There do not seem to be any paint issues on mine which is a good thing since I got him online. 

5.0

Miles: I AM Puerto Rican:
Nefty VO: where were you born?
Miles: New York.
Nefty VO: Where were your parents born?
Miles: New York. Both of them.
Nefty VO: So Basically, A grandparent was Puerto Rican. Making you Second Generation Nuyorican, NOT Puerto Rican. So take off that stupid costume that makes a mockery of my culture!

Accessories:

As always, here's where the Rhode Island bros drop the ball.

They gave him the old styled.Web line that requires a c-grip hand which he does not have. They could have given him an electric effects or two for his venom blasts. But at least they gave him the bare minimum hands to make him passable (fists, wall crawling, thwip)

3.0

Overall:

Miles gets a 4.33 as his final score. The usual lack of accessories is what brought him down. It wasn't a total waste of money but after having him in-hand; he's not that great. 

Texas Man got a Henry Cavill Sex Doll

 Wait whut? Yup! Back in October. Dude claims it's not a sex doll... 

You don't buy a Life Sized Henry Cavill out of silicone with a metallic endoskeleton with close to "alAnatomically Correct" detailing and not use it for sex... James Robertson-Reavis.

Reavis also shared that he is experimenting with AI to train his Cavill silicone doll to behave “more realistically.” Dude, that's creepy as fuck!! 

Dude is supergay and married... His husband is getting cucked by a 8K-12K sexdoll... Also, I'm restarting Witcher 3 on PS5.

The Ocarina is breathing wildly while the kingdom is tearing for twilight

 Hopefully no swords are Skyward. 

The Very First Legend of Zelda Movie puc revealed. Looks like they're combining elements from all the 3D games. 

Gives me more hope than say... He-Man... I'll be honest, the BotW/TotK styled Zelda bugs me a little.

I see potential for this...

Top Scooby Doo Characters Ilike Jada to tackle

Daphne is coming... Need to get Shaggy. So here's a List of the top characters I'd like to see on Jada's Scooby Doo line:

Ghost of Juan Carlos:

Only reason I want this is because it was the only episode where Puerto Rico is the setting.

Charlie the robot:

Simple: Hana Barbera styled Megaman custom.

Flim Flam: (with Crappy Doo):

Some 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo representatives.

Making a fully articulated Crappy Doo seems impossible... so Mr. POOPY POWER!!Should be an accessory for Flim Flamto pad the package.

Red shirt Shaggy:

A "deluxe release" like the p2 Dhalsim... but His added item is the chest from the 13 ghosts.

13 Ghosts Daphne:

Daphne in her 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo outfit.

Vincent Van Ghoul:

Again, 13 ghosts reference... also Vincent Price in Action figure form... non NECA Action Figure...

Urkel:

Nuff said:

Batman and Robin:

I'm aware that some license issues may arise, but Batman and Robin HAVE appeared on Scooby Doo. And yes, the Bat milk in Spanish is far worse... as leche is THE slang term for cum. Unlike English which has many slang terms for semen.

Johnny Bravo:

Since it's highly unlikely that Johnny would get his own line, sneaking him with the Scooby Gang would be the only way to get him.

Am I the only one who would like to see a grown up Red Herring from A Pup Named Scooby Doo? 

Non vintage making a case for TMNT's

 I'm going to borrow a term from a former Mattelian Diplomat, The Classicizer Machine. Use it to "turn other era figures" into Playmates OG line visual style, but with Ultimates! Articulation.

These will be for multiple characters;

Next Mutation is temporarily banned from the list:

Categories I'll use:

Mirage Comics

1987 Cartoon

1987 Era Videogames

Live Action movies Including the Bay Turdles. Of course, there will be separations via eras.

2003 Cartoon

2012 Cartoon

RISE of the TMNT (I know)

IDW Comics

Archie Comics

Mutant Mayhem Fuck Mutant Mayhem.

Representing Mirage is:

Triceraton: 

Not the same as the Playmates Triceraton, but reuses some parts. The idea is to create parts for Triceraton variations that can make more.

The Playmates Triceraton is based on Zog. This one could be based on Mozar.

Heads:

Mozar head

1987 Zork head in Mozar Orange.

Arms, reversed versions of Playmates Zog

Same torso and crotch.

New non broken pant Legs.

Accessories, reversed arm wrist blade and communicator, the rest of the Zog accessories.

Why him?

I mentioned building parts for Triceraton Army Builders.

Representing the 1987 Cartoon is:

Mutated Carter:

While *I* prefer human Carter, Mutated Carter is the more Toyetic form. 

Heads:

Neutral

Angry

Hands:

The standard hands plus Judo chop, pointing, 2 finger claw, Ninja 2 finger (kancho)hands.

Sculpt:

Using a scaly MOTUC body as base then the Armored parts would be added to it. This would be a 100% new sculpt.

Accessories:

2× Tonfa

Chain with hook

Why him?

NECA hasn't done him and it would be the first Carter figure.

Representing the 1987 era videogames is:

Sprazzo the Chainsaw Maniac: 

The First TMNT needs some representation. Also, it's easy to make:

Heads

Blond Casey head with gold mask. (Playmates styled last repaint)

MS-DOS wrought Iron Mask

NES Brass mask (repaint of the MS-DOS head)

Amiga Black Balaclava

Hands:

usual hands, thumbs up hand (for Neck slicing pose)

Body sculpt:

Reusing Casey's legs and feet new Torso and arms.

Accessories:

Chainsaw

Soft goods dark shirt for the Amiga inspired look.

Blood Eye mini figurine.

Flap Jaws mini figure (winged Mouser)

Representing the 90s movies is:

Vanilla Ice:

Here everything would be new... but not movie accurate. Hear me out. We're using Classicizer approach and ¼assing as much as possible.

Heads:

Grinning

Neutral 

angry

Hands

Standard

Body sculpt:

Torso and legs would share parts with Vernon

(Suspenders and utility belt would be separately sculpt items in order to use the body on other figures, as it would be the case with Vanilla Ice.

He would get long sleeved arms (to be reused on Baxter Stockman both versions) 

Accessories

Rapping Mike Mic Chucks

Rapping Mike Turntable

Soft goods coat.

Why him?

The fact that putting Ninja Rap before mentioning him, doesn't clue you in the importance of Vanilla Ice, makes me sad. But part reuse with Vernon and Human Baxters is all I have. But mainly the whole I want a Vanilla Ice figure thing.

Representing the Bay Turdles is:

Tyler Perry:

I WAS going to get a Black Baxter Stockman on this list somehow. Didn't think it would've been Madea.

Heads

Excited

Angry

Hands

The usual

Body sculpt:

Using the Vernon Body with new bekt and suspenders.

Lab coat would be soft goods.

Accessories:

Soft goods coat mentioned earlier

Ooze canisters 

Mouser schematics

Why him?

To get a Black Baxter WITHOUT stepping on NECA's toes.

Representing 2003 toon is:

Silver Sentry:

Since this is a What if they were made in the i0s line, he would get a redesign to make him look 80s-esque. Most likely taking a lot of cues from the Burton/Schumacher era Batman and Robin character designs.

Heads:

Smiling

Angry

Super breath

Hands:

Usual

Body sculpt:

The Torso should have Musculature similar to the Batman Returns batsuit. The Crotchpiece should look like a codpiece that accentuates the crotch and butt like the B&R Robin anti Freeze suit. 

The top of his shinguards should have the Silver Sentry Logo and the feet should be poorly disguised sneakers.

His vambraces should be reminiscent of Batman's Anti Freeze armor.

He should have interchangeable neck pieces for plastic and soft goods capes.

Accessories:

Sentry shield

Sentry spear

Breath effect

Alternate soft goods cape.

Why him?

Being the first 2k3 made member of the Jistice Force, it made sense to vintagize him and to test the waters for a Justice Force.

Representing 2012 toon is:

Snakeweed:

We didn't have a plant monster in the original line. So, adding a vintagized version of him to Ultimates seems like a good idea.

Heads

Neutral

Screaming

Hands:

C-grips (use MOTUC Buzz-Off as reference)

Closed

Hinged 

Body sculpt:

A lanky GG height creature. The "arms" would be comprised of various ball and socket joints to preserve the vine-like look without using bendy wire.

The smaller tendrils would have bendy wire. Can be swapped with proeposed tendrils.

Accessories: alternate tendrils, Ooze canisters.

Why him?

Tentacle Monster... nuff said! Otherwise, we get adult content barrier like the other list.

Representing Rise of the TMNT 

Sunita: (slime form)

Can you say a more appealing take on Muckman? 

Heads:

Excited

Neutral

Angry

Hands:

Usual hands 

More slimy hands with slime dripping.

Accessories:

Exploding slime effects

Brooch

Why her?

I don't care.much for Rise, so I got most non-variants I could care about and , like I stated earlier, Ooze Girl beats Muck Man. Also Super7 can do a GITD variant later on.

Representing IDW Comics is:

Foot Kunoichi (Assassin Jennika):

She's am army builder that also acts as an individual figure.

Heads:

Reuse foot Masked Karai head in red

Jennika Neutral

Jennika Angry

Hands

Usual

Accessories:

Claws, Kunai and wakizashi from Sewer Samurai Leo

Why her?

Army Building potential and needed to have a couple of economical figures on the list.

Representing Archie Comics:

10-inch Vulvana:

I sad

I said I was going to do it here we are.

Heads:

Neutral 

Smirking

Disgusted 

Hands:

Usual hands but larger

Flute playing hands

Accessories:

Removable earrings with tassels 

Japanese Flute

Torii gate

Why Vulvana?

I said I was going to. Besides, her name is Vulvana. I also can't say no to a red hot naked demon lady... just like I can't say no to a panda.

That's it for 2025... let's see what 2026 brings on the rants front. This December may be the last Toycember... let's pray for a miracle.

I was thinking of Dawson's Creek when

 Iwas at work and they had THAT song on.

You know what I'm talking about.

Well, this wasn't in my bingo cards for 2025

Fighting Ass cancer was most definitely the last thing in my mind when thinking of "Wonder what Dawson is doing right now?"

Best wishes to Van Der Beek and hopefully he'll make it.

Last Time I saw Dawson he was hanging with Pie Fucker

Aw hell naw... a SEVENTH!? Sharknado?

 What the actual fuck? There are 7 of these? How the fuck is this possible?

Did you know Sharknado had a videogame? I didn't... it's a subway surfers type game.

That's it I'm done with the internet for today! 

Now I need for Figures Toy Company to make a Bill Clinton figure

 While Donald Trump is demanding the DOJ to investigate Clinton and other Democrats in relation to Jeffrey Epstein, Clinton denies knowing about Epstein's appetites.

We all know how Bill Clinton denial goes.

Apparently Donald Trump Played Monica Lewinsky with Bill Clinton.

I'm pretty sure that the Donald Trump sucking Bill Clinton's Dick email has nothing to do with the investigation that Trump is demanding. It's Totally not a deflection not at all.

So, this brings me to my main point... Bill Clinton: The Action Figure. 

Of course I will recreate the email allegation on the It Came from the Toy Chest!!

And I will play Horndog Bill just as bad as I played Don in my review. I just want the Presidential Super Epstein Bros. 

It's not like I'm asking for Epstein: The Action Figure...

Update: Now Bubba is apparently a Horse.

It came from the toy chest: Ernő Rubik edition

 But for toys.. of course, I'm referencing the world's smallest Rubik's cube...

It's a Rubik's cube, but extra small and with really dark colors that make red and orange be very confusing, especially for colorblind people. No. I'm not color blind but I asked a co-worker who is colorblind to test the cube for me. 

The cube works, but due to its size, you can't speed run it, since it jams a lot. I mean, it's a sub average Rubik's cube whose sole gimmick is being tiny.

Well, the claim is a misnomer there is a smallest functional cube.

There is an even smaller one on Amazon AND IT'S FUNCTIONAL!