Nov 15, 2025

Non vintage making a case for TMNT's

 I'm going to borrow a term from a former Mattelian Diplomat, The Classicizer Machine. Use it to "turn other era figures" into Playmates OG line visual style, but with Ultimates! Articulation.

These will be for multiple characters;
Next Mutation is temporarily banned from the list:

Categories I'll use:
Mirage Comics
1987 Cartoon
1987 Era Videogames
Live Action movies Including the Bay Turdles. Of course, there will be separations via eras.
2003 Cartoon
2012 Cartoon
RISE of the TMNT (I know)
IDW Comics
Archie Comics
Mutant Mayhem Fuck Mutant Mayhem.

Representing Mirage is:

Triceraton: 
Not the same as the Playmates Triceraton, but reuses some parts. The idea is to create parts for Triceraton variations that can make more.
The Playmates Triceraton is based on Zog. This one could be based on Mozar.

Heads:
Mozar head
1987 Zork head in Mozar Orange.
Arms, reversed versions of Playmates Zog
Same torso and crotch.
New non broken pant Legs.

Accessories, reversed arm wrist blade and communicator, the rest of the Zog accessories.

Why him?
I mentioned building parts for Triceraton Army Builders.

Representing the 1987 Cartoon is:

Mutated Carter:
While *I* prefer human Carter, Mutated Carter is the more Toyetic form. 

Heads:
Neutral
Angry

Hands:
The standard hands plus Judo chop, pointing, 2 finger claw, Ninja 2 finger (kancho)hands.

Sculpt:
Using a scaly MOTUC body as base then the Armored parts would be added to it. This would be a 100% new sculpt.

Accessories:
2× Tonfa
Chain with hook

Why him?
NECA hasn't done him and it would be the first Carter figure.

Representing the 1987 era videogames is:

Sprazzo the Chainsaw Maniac: 
The First TMNT needs some representation. Also, it's easy to make:

Heads
Blond Casey head with gold mask. (Playmates styled last repaint)
MS-DOS wrought Iron Mask
NES Brass mask (repaint of the MS-DOS head)
Amiga Black Balaclava

Hands:
usual hands, thumbs up hand (for Neck slicing pose)

Body sculpt:
Reusing Casey's legs and feet new Torso and arms.

Accessories:
Chainsaw
Soft goods dark shirt for the Amiga inspired look.
Blood Eye mini figurine.
Flap Jaws mini figure (winged Mouser)

Representing the 90s movies is:


Vanilla Ice:
Here everything would be new... but not movie accurate. Hear me out. We're using Classicizer approach and ¼assing as much as possible.

Heads:
Grinning
Neutral 
angry

Hands
Standard

Body sculpt:
Torso and legs would share parts with Vernon
(Suspenders and utility belt would be separately sculpt items in order to use the body on other figures, as it would be the case with Vanilla Ice.
He would get long sleeved arms (to be reused on Baxter Stockman both versions) 
Accessories
Rapping Mike Mic Chucks
Rapping Mike Turntable
Soft goods coat.

Why him?
The fact that putting Ninja Rap before mentioning him, doesn't clue you in the importance of Vanilla Ice, makes me sad. But part reuse with Vernon and Human Baxters is all I have. But mainly the whole I want a Vanilla Ice figure thing.

Representing the Bay Turdles is:

Tyler Perry:
I WAS going to get a Black Baxter Stockman on this list somehow. Didn't think it would've been Madea.

Heads
Excited
Angry

Hands
The usual

Body sculpt:
Using the Vernon Body with new bekt and suspenders.
Lab coat would be soft goods.

Accessories:
Soft goods coat mentioned earlier
Ooze canisters 
Mouser schematics

Why him?
To get a Black Baxter WITHOUT stepping on NECA's toes.

Representing 2003 toon is:

Silver Sentry:
Since this is a What if they were made in the i0s line, he would get a redesign to make him look 80s-esque. Most likely taking a lot of cues from the Burton/Schumacher era Batman and Robin character designs.

Heads:
Smiling
Angry
Super breath

Hands:
Usual

Body sculpt:
The Torso should have Musculature similar to the Batman Returns batsuit. The Crotchpiece should look like a codpiece that accentuates the crotch and butt like the B&R Robin anti Freeze suit. 
The top of his shinguards should have the Silver Sentry Logo and the feet should be poorly disguised sneakers.
His vambraces should be reminiscent of Batman's Anti Freeze armor.
He should have interchangeable neck pieces for plastic and soft goods capes.

Accessories:
Sentry shield
Sentry spear
Breath effect
Alternate soft goods cape.

Why him?
Being the first 2k3 made member of the Jistice Force, it made sense to vintagize him and to test the waters for a Justice Force.

Representing 2012 toon is:

Snakeweed:
We didn't have a plant monster in the original line. So, adding a vintagized version of him to Ultimates seems like a good idea.

Heads
Neutral
Screaming

Hands:
C-grips (use MOTUC Buzz-Off as reference)
Closed
Hinged 

Body sculpt:
A lanky GG height creature. The "arms" would be comprised of various ball and socket joints to preserve the vine-like look without using bendy wire.
The smaller tendrils would have bendy wire. Can be swapped with proeposed tendrils.

Accessories: alternate tendrils, Ooze canisters.

Why him?
Tentacle Monster... nuff said! Otherwise, we get adult content barrier like the other list.

Representing Rise of the TMNT 

Sunita: (slime form)
Can you say a more appealing take on Muckman? 

Heads:
Excited
Neutral
Angry

Hands:
Usual hands 
More slimy hands with slime dripping.

Accessories:
Exploding slime effects
Brooch

Why her?
I don't care.much for Rise, so I got most non-variants I could care about and , like I stated earlier, Ooze Girl beats Muck Man. Also Super7 can do a GITD variant later on.

Representing IDW Comics is:

Foot Kunoichi (Assassin Jennika):
She's am army builder that also acts as an individual figure.

Heads:
Reuse foot Masked Karai head in red
Jennika Neutral
Jennika Angry

Hands
Usual
Accessories:
Claws, Kunai and wakizashi from Sewer Samurai Leo

Why her?
Army Building potential and needed to have a couple of economical figures on the list.

Representing Archie Comics:

10-inch Vulvana:
I sad
I said I was going to do it here we are.

Heads:
Neutral 
Smirking
Disgusted 

Hands:
Usual hands but larger
Flute playing hands

Accessories:
Removable earrings with tassels 
Japanese Flute
Torii gate

Why Vulvana?
I said I was going to. Besides, her name is Vulvana. I also can't say no to a red hot naked demon lady... just like I can't say no to a panda.

That's it for 2025... let's see what 2026 brings on the rants front. This December may be the last Toycember... let's pray for a miracle.

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