It came from the Toy Chest: Donald Trump's penis lookalike

 

According to Stormy Daniel's, Donald Trump's One-Eyed Monster resembles a Mushroom Retainer... commonly known as Toad. Since I made fun of Figures Toy Company's latest talking figures, I decided to review his penis as an apology.

So, Jakks Pacific, yes, that Jakks Pacific, the one that made Smackdown games with THQ, and were also involved with...

They do Nintendo Figurines. I believe I own a Metroid. Now I own a yellow Toad. One that will be painted gold so it can be approved by the 47th President of the US of A. 

But the gold will be post-review. 

Articulation:

The Toad has Articulation. It's not a lot... a cut on the shoulders and pseudo balljoint head.

4.0

There's so much articulation a tiny
Toad can have...

Painted and sculpt:

The Toad is mostly white and Caucasian skintone with brown shoes, yellow vest and Shroomspots. The sculpt is game accurate. Sadly he isn't flipping people off like the NES Sprite.

4.0

Accessories:

N/A

Overall:

Trump's penis gets a 4.0 as his final score. That's YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! The score... not his penis. According to Stormy Daniels, Trump has a below average penis. It's not micro, but it's smaller than normal. Hence the Toad reference...

Kaylee: Did you just pull your own finger?
Trump: I can pull my finger. I pull the best fingers. My fingers are YUUUUUUUUUUGE!
Karen: I hope that's pulling your finger and not your Epsteinian plans with us.
Trump: You're under 12, you're safe.
Kaylee: Karen, Call Mr. Nick. 

TACO is coming out the... Toy Chest... soon! Yes, that's the most offensive pic I could do with him.