Making the Toy Chest Great Again:

 Trump: The Talking Action figure: The rant. Yes, boys and girls. I have a Donald Trump action figure that talks. My mailman must be a liberal, because the box came beaten up as if Ace Ventura had made the delivery. 

Who is Donald Trump?

Kmart Shopper, Pizza Hut Spokesperson,  Cameo appearances in shows and movies, best friends with the late Jeffrey Epstein... Bill Clinton was friends with Epstein too, but Bill Clinton isn't currently president. Reality show host, allegedly cheats at golf, aided and abetted a dude who defrauded him. Small and deformed dick energy. Enemy of Barbie and He-Man.

He's also the 45th and 47th President of the USA.

Articulation:

He's based on the Talking announcer body, slightly modified for height. So he has standard articulation with the exception of the mod torso articulation to house the batteries and speaker.

3.5

Trump: I talked to the President of Puerto Rico. That guy is a fucking Moron.
Miguel: Sir, do you know that Puerto Rico is an unincorporated US Territory?
Trump: That doesn't change the fact that your president is a Retard!
Miguel: I guess you're right, being the President of the United States and its unincorporated territories, like The US Virgin Islands, Guam, and Puerto Rico.
Trump: I knew you would see things my way!

Paint and sculpt:

They made him ORANGE! THEY ACTUALLY MADE HIM ORANGE!! That means I can't get white hands to hold stuff or a cellphone. Sad.

Let's be honest: Trump hasn't been this slim since the 20th century. He should've been made with the fat body. The sculpt is a flattering, yet not super accurate image of Trump. Fun thing: his neck doesn't match his face. Accidentally accurate to the real deal.

4.5

Trump: Hey Liberals! Ha! Goteem!

Accessories:

Here Trump shines bright like a diamond. He has an Alternate head! This doesn't happen with FTC figures. He has more hands than a standard figure, but they're molded in Trump Orange.

He has the podium (the main reason I got this figure), and a Mic.

5.0

Trump: Look at me, I'm Nefty!
I'm crying like a pussy because my Mom is dead! Sad!

Overall:

Donald TACO Trump gets a 4.33 as his final score. He Bigly passed, something that that Nasty Woman Kamela can't say she did because Trump has an action figure and she doesn't.

Oh yeah, the talking feature:

Weak speaker means muffled low volume voice. More like mumbling Trump figure than talking.

The 9 phrases are very unTrumplike. Talking about unity, working together, not being discriminatory... He almost sounds presidential. But regardless of what he says, the fact that he sounds so muffled and weak, I have to dock half a point. His TRUE FINAL SCORE IS 3.83 meaning he's OK, but not great.

MAGA sees Trump Dancing.

Liberals see Donald Trump Jerking off ghosts.

Will update later with more pics.

Trump:"I'm prepared to face the consequences of my betrayal. You're a man!?"

April VO: "We have evidence of you being pals with the Shredder."
Trump VO: "Shredder, I don't even know the guy!"
April VO: "We have pictures!"
Trump VO: "Nuh uh! That Handsome, well-endowed man Next to Shredder and General Bison, who I don't know at all! Is wearing a MASK! I don't wear masks!
April VO: No one talked about your penis, sir.
Trump VO: My Penis is YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE AND NORMAL!

April: Mr. President don't flash me, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
PENIS; Penis noises
Trump: I told you, it was YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
PENIS: Thanks April, but the Turtles are in another sewer...

Hogan: Donald, brother! I'm the ghost of spray tans past, brother! Take that dirty diaper off your head, brother! It makes tou look like a fucking retard, brother!
Trump: I will put tariffs on your 22 and a third inch pythons if you don't give me your spray tanner!

A.Orange: "HEY DONALD! DONALD! HEY! HEY DONALD! HEY! HEY DONALD! DONALD! HEY! HEY DONALD!"
Hogan: "Oh great! It's the Annoying Orange."
Trump: "I'm NOT Annoying!"
Hogan: "Not you! The fruit!"
Trump: "I don't want gays here! Get that motherfucker out of here! And the Ni-"
Hogan: "Don't finish that, brother! It ended my career!"
Trump: "Nintendos? I don't want Nintendos so I will Tariff Mario Land!"
A.Orange: So this is what others feel when I annoy them Hehehehehe! HEY HOGAN! HEY! HOGAN! HOGAN! BROTHER!

He-Man: It's swell, it's Mattel!
Trump: owie!

Update:

The Trump neck peg is the same as the fat body, but Trump's head is too small for the fat body. 

Also, the Child hands work on him.

Trump: What the Hell!?
Nefty VO: I repainted your face to make you more accurate, Mr. President.

I ended up using a color closer to his neck to sloppily paint flesh colored to recreate the badly applied spray tan look that he has at times. The pic ai used for reference is located on the Cyberspace version of the Encyclopaedia Britannica 

This douche lives rent free in my head.