Apr 10, 2022

Crazy idea for Super7 Ultimates: Vanilla Ice!!


N
o I am not off my rocker or off my meds... I'm actually suggesting Vanilla Ice Ultimates figures. No, it's not all about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze, though it's partially an influence. But hear me out...

You know how we got two different Bruce Lees? Well, I was thinking the same thing but with Vanilla Ice... there are plenty of iconic outfits to choose from.
You probably thought of:
-Cool as Ice
-American flag outfit 
-TMNT2: SOTO Outfit, which is the most subdued of all.
-Old Man Vanilla Ice (modern Ice)


If you did, then you thought 2 more thab I originally did. I was going to go with TMNT2 and American Flag. The idea was that since he's mostly covered up, an extra head of 50-something Vanilla Ice could be used and it wouldn't have an adverse effect.
The reasons for me choosing these outfits are that they don't have elaborate paint work required and that they would cover his arms and avoid having to do the tattoos.

Now for basic accessories, there would be heads, hands, TMNT themed cap for the Old Man Vanilla Ice head, a Mic, and a box of TMNT Macaroni and Cheese.


The TMNT2 Vanilla Ice would get the same  basic accessories as normal Vanilla Ice, except the Mac and Cheese box wouldn't be TMNT themed, nor the cap. 

Now both Icemen would get Version Specific Accessories. The TMNT2 Vanilla Ice would get assorted Music themed ninja weapons.
Like Microphone nunchucks, Tuning fork Jitte, Mic Stand Bo with Mic "whip" that plugs to an amp. (A Repaint of the wired mic and amp from the normal Vanilla Ice) a smaller vial of Ooze, a Box of Donuts and a Fire Extinguisher would be the TMNT2 SOTO specific items.

Normal Vanilla Ice would get the mic and amp I mentioned, a DJ Turntable... (the table is for another figure to be V-Ice's guest DJ) although Old Man Vanilla Ice has been seen messing around with tables more than his younger self.

I'm almost to the point of suggesting a Vanilla Ice Home Renovator figure, based on the Old Man Vanilla Ice with a bunch of tools... and the TMNT Mac and Cheese... of course he wouldn't get a Young Vanilla Ice head...

This started as a joke...

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