Jul 9, 2025
AI just gave me a great idea for a Playmates TMNT Crossover line
Jul 6, 2025
An Open World TMNT Game: a Rant
With the looming threat of GTA 6 coming, my mind has been thinking of Open World games. Only one license kept popping Up: Teenage Mutant (something) Turtles.
Keith David, Voice of Chaos, got his own star.
Yes, it's a Dissidia reference... like I was going to start with the big guns.
I'm talking about Goliath's voice actor. We'll, he got his star on Hollywood's walk of fame.
Meanwhile IGN, doesn't even mention his two biggest voice roles. They talk his iconic live action role on John Carpenter's The Thing. They mention Mass Effect, Halo, Saints Row, Destiny 2, but don't mention that he was THE voice of Spaw. All the way to MK11. Or Gargoyles. Fuck IGN, but congrats to Mr. DAVID.
Making a case for TMNT's:
El. This pipsqueakin' pachyderm used to be a pesky pygmy. Then Shredder went on safari to steal subjects from the jungle for an evil experiment. Shredhead was impressed with Doctor El's witch doctorin' ways - so he went the way of the Ooze.
It's not like Scumbug or Baxter where the separation between man and Mutated animal is well defined. It almost feels like someone at Playmates realized that painting a half Elephant half African Slave was a bad idea. (See his left ankle.There's a shackle.) So, for the sake of modernization, SOME changes have to happen...
Jul 5, 2025
Random TMNT Ultimates musings:
After the second 2003 wave, we're supposed to see a vintage inspired wave. My question is where do we go from here?
Jul 4, 2025
OK, who let Haley Joel Osment watch nip/tuck?
And why is Yuna Dancing to the theme of Charmed?
Wait... Jessica Alba, Charmed, Nip/Tuck... one of these things is not like the others.
Norman Osborn? Now I'm confused.
Oh, OH! Fantastic Four! That's the Jessica Alba clue! Also, doesn't the water on the Flipper logo look like a pair of buttcheeks with the buttcrack hovering over the pp? The Norman Osborn thing is because in the F4 movie Julian McMahon is ripping off Norman.
Wait Julian McMahon is dead!? How!? Fucking Cancer.
My condolences to friends and Family. Now here would be the part where I fondly reminisce of his work and wax poetically. Not this time. I have zero fond memories of Mr.McMahon... not the WWE guy, the actor who played a shitty Doom... mainly due to a shitty script. My brother is the one who religiously watched Charmed, so he could wax poetically about Cole.
Mr. Stark, I don't know what's going on!?
I haven't seen Ironheart... it's no secret that I'm not a fan of Riri Williams. Not in the comics, nor in BP2: Guakanda por siempre. Title written in Spanish so the Loveless Child can understand. So, yeah. I still have to watch Ironfart on Disney plus...
In other news, Stardust's theme goes with Everything. After we got some Polka Dots on Tuesday... Now we get a Guile on this shitstorm.
I have no issues with the actress playing Riri. It's how the character was written, where I have issues.
If we follow the comics, Tom Holland renounced Zendaya in order to save Marissa Tomei.
Jul 3, 2025
Why is Yuna dancing to Will you be there?
Wait, don't tell me the kid from Free Willy died. Wait, why is Haley Joel Osment playing GTA 3? GTA 3, Free Willy... what's the connection?
Holy shit, it's Michael Madsen... My condolences to friends and family.
What can I say about Michael Madsen? I mean, all I know him from is literally Free Willy, GTA 3, and Kill Bill... forgot Reservoir Dogs and that one random Episode of CSI Miami, Quantum Leap, amd Miami Vice... yes, I had to look for those on imdb... I mean I wasn't going to sully his memory with Driv3r.
First he lost Willy, then he lost Randolph, now he loses Glenn... poor Jesse.
Suddenly I want to watch Free Willy... the original, not the Bindi Irwin reboot.
Another FTC rant... mostly me being stupid.
While, yes, FTC would try to reuse as many parts as possible on their figures, not all lines have to be tied to wrestling. I mean they make MEGO-STYLED stuff.
So, these Ultimate Civilians, don't necessarily NEED to be attached to the Wrestling line.
Babies!Jul 2, 2025
A King's Tale: a FFXV rant
Storm showed a con teaser...
While I wait for Alpha Ryu and Ken, Stormco dropped this:
Sagat with wrong colored pants... looks nice and all, but I can live without him.
Chun Li is pretty tempting... Show us Kasugano and Kanzuki!!
Carlitos Nacho is looking great. What else can I say?
I want, nay, NEED Hibiki Sensei in my life!
There we got Street Fighter Alpha stuff out the way...
Morrigan and Lilith may not have as many shared parts as I thought.
Jul 1, 2025
A fantastic 4 food review.
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Pic from my box. It's in Spanish so you know it's sourced locally. |
I Got the fantastic four pizza from Little Caesars. It tasted like a Little Caesars pizza. But I have complaints. Gee, what else is new?
Before I get unto the nitty gritty, my pizza had a pale bottom. We could be the pale bottom twins. If I have to use a pizza steel to reheat the pizza to get some tanned bottom on the pizza, you failed. But to be fair it happens at times to all pizza chains.
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Good thing Ben was born normal and became The Thing as an adult. If you know Jew know... |
Putting Ben Grimm's foreskin jokes aside, he is of the Jewish faith. Little Caesars is most definitely NOT Kosher.
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$10.⁹⁹ in Puerto Rico + taxes. |
Also, Ben wouldn't be able to eat this pizza.
- Sue is pepperoni because she likes the Richards Sausage (and Namor's, and T'Challa's. Hell, she even tried using Parker to make Richards jealous.)
- Johnny is similar to Sue's because siblings. His has Jalapeños because he's Flamin' on! Not sure about the Pepperoni though. Are they saying the new non-womanizing Johnny is gay? Spoilers maybe?
- Then Reed has Italian Sausage and Bacon. Maybe the sausage is a nod to Victor's scarring and how his face ended up looking like spam after he put the hot Doom armor? The Bacon is his inability to save Ben.
- Ben is plain cheese because he can't have the best pizza toppings due to his Jewish faith.
Oh God! Street Fighter the new movie has a Dan.
And the Japanese Warrior is going to be played by... a White Dude. First Roman Reigns is Akuma, now comedian Andrew Schultz is The Master of Saikyo.
We're adding Alpha stuff to this mess. Seriously, this movie is scaring me with all the crap being revealed. Yes, the 90s movie had wrong nationalities... like Native American Sagat, MexiKen, and Filipino-American Akuma
But at least the actors resembled their characters! So far the only Good Casting choice I've seen is Jimmy Momoa. Blanka's real name is Jimmy.
But no cast choice has surpassed the awfulness of ugly ass Taboo as Vega in The Legend of Chun Li.