Goddammit, Mattel! I NEED this Jabroni

 Yes, I'm excited for Wrestling Figures...

That aren't Sgt. Slaughter or

My favorite Racist Wrestler...

I'm torn on Rey Mysterio and Ultimate Warrior, but John Cena is kinda tempting...

Yet all of these have to bow down to The Rock.

You can see why I kinda want them... I'm a sucker for Street Fighter. .To be honest, I want this figure more for the effect piece than anything.

I don't think his theme goes with everything...

It doesn't Matter what day your village was attacked! Wonder if they're making Chun Li and Cammy... or Vega. Of course, The Rock will lose to Bison... he'll, I'd almost buy a McFarlane Shazam just to bruise his ego more than Brooke Hogan having sex with Black men hurts Her Dad, brother!