Taylor Lautner, aka Sharkboy, or Jacob Black if you're a tween girl or a mom who is into books that are gloridfied fan fiction... Is going to Play STRETCH ARMSTRONG...
Stretch Armstrong...
Not Stretch Armstrong...
Before I hear complaints about using Sharkboy (He was a kid back then! Blah Blah!)He's not only doing Stretch Armstrong... He's also playing
The son of Big Jim... Max Steel.
He is not Max Steel either... but at least this match up is better than Stretch Armstrong... (Who should've been played by a blonde Mario Lopez.)
Now if they have Robert Pattinson playing Psycho I'm gonna be laughing so hard that my sides might burst.
BTW: They are making a Battleship movie...
a movie about the board game...
It won't be like this... probably it'll be more like the Hunt for the Red October, or a serious version of Down Periscope.
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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