Apr 30, 2016

Vultak is FINALLY shipping and other stuff...

Finally, he shipped on the 29th of April... Almost in MAY... Matty, get your crap together!! Meanwhile, Neitlich has been asking people to cut the new team some a lot of slack... The same team that has pinned ALL THEIR BONERS on Neitlich and threw him under the bus last SDCC... That says a lot about Neitlich. He's making the new team look so bad...

Punisher is coming to Netflix. as in getting his own show...
Daredevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and now Punisher... That's 4 Shows based on Marvel Properties on Netflix... Before you ask "What about Jessica Jones?" I say Jessica Jones can jump in a lake of fire.
I TRIED to like the show, I just couldn't. 3.5 episodes in and I'm more invested in Inspector Gadget sequel... and damn that's just awful... (sorry T.Strong, but the show blows) but Jessica Jones blows harder. Damn the cheesy Stephenie Meyeresque dialogue!!

Before I get "sexist, soggy Knee Stick" remarks, hear me out:
The show is not empowering. She has super powers, but most of her actions are to ride Luke Cage's Unbreakable penis, or stop The Purple Doctor.
She's a Private investigator who stumbles through the clues dropped on her lap... She knows how to use bing! EMPOWERING!! she figured Killgrave's MO, because she WAS A Killgrave victim... Great detective skills there!
Oh it's empowering because Carrie Anne Moss finally gets to play an androgynous lesbian... Wait, that's not it...
Perpetuating Victim Culture... There we go! That's the mighty empowerment that gives this show the 3rd wave seal of approval. Man is evil abuser of women and women are victims of men... because Patriarchy...

At least There's no way they can ruin Punisher... I hope!

Batman v. Superman The R Rated cut is Bigger, Longer, but not so sure if it's uncut... over 181 minutes of Zack Snyder's BvS... Sadly, showing proof that your mother's name is Martha will not let you get a free copy of the movie.


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