Bear Grylls had a brush with death... Sreve Irwin style...

It stung him, but unlike Irwin, he's alive and it wasn't a Stingray. It was a Bee... He's highly allergic to them.

I make fun of his "faking adventure" thing

and obviously, the fan favorite:

So, while filming his new show, Bear got stung by a Bee and suffered a worse reaction than the I look like Benedict Cucumberpatch incident...

Keeping the Bear Grylls theme:

Seems that Magic Mike, The discount Lindsay Lohan from Valerian, Ms. I do my own stunts Thank you VEEEEEEERY MUCH!, and The invisible crybaby with sensitive nipples are running wild with Bear Grylls. Sadly, Stolen Cheese makes it out alive... we need Rogue ASAP!! Also, it's a jole, not a dick, so don't take it so hard.