What's in the box!? Flynn, what's in the box!?

Brian Flynn is about 5'10". The box is YUUUGE! I'm 3 inches shorter and all I can think is: will it pass through my door? He wasn't kidding when he said it was huge...
I'm dreading the day I get the shipping notice. I'll probably Ship my pants. Oooh the wait is almost over and I have no idea where to put it...

Good thing I am single and I don't have to worry about any significant other getting mad about this..