Shatner has gone where no man has gone before... but not aboard the Enterprise... but in Amazon's Beyond Prime subscription. Yes, Jeff Bezos sent Captain Kirk to Space. TJ Hooker in Space... The Host... of Rescue 911 reached Space... Applejack's grandfather is an Astropony. The face of Michael Myers's mask went to space... We can say that Bill Shatner finally is a Rock It Man! He's a Rocket, man!
Star Trek LXIX: The search for Space Poon is real...
I'm very afraid of the message this pic sends...
Wait a minute... Isn't Bezos's ship the one that looks like a giant dick?
So we have William Shatner Riding a giant dick into Space.... Really? Riding a Giant Dick into Space should've been George Takei's thing... and no, I'm not making this reference as a form of mocking Mr. Takei's homosexuality.
Now Shatner riding a giant dick into soace feels super awkward. I can almost hear the Shat-man saying:
"I rode... A... GIANT dick? into... Space... the Final frontier... no HOmo!!"
But all jokes aside, congrats to Captain Kirk for TRULY REACHING SPACE... the final frontier... and boldly go where no Canadian Grandpa has gone before.
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