Pedro Pascal is holding a MOTU toy...

 And MOTU Fans want him to be Man-at-Arms...

Zoardammit! NO! PEDRO PASCAL IS NOT MAN-AT-ARMS!! Don't get me wrong, I think Pedro Pascal is a great actor, but for fuck's sake, STOP TYPECASTING HIM as the Badass surrogate father of a magical child. IF we're getting Mr. Pascal in MOTU, he should NOT be Man-at-Arms. We don't need to typecast him. Who should he play?

Fisto? Pascal lacks the beard and gingerness of Fisto. He can play a badass, but he doesn't look the part.

How about Randor? The Beard might be an issue, but he could play the badass warrior turned king. But he'd be VERY close to the whole badass dad of a magical child. The only difference is that he's He-Man's actual dad. So,no Randor...

Stratos? Again, BEARD! Pascal COULD play Stratos, but personally speaking, I don't see him as Stratos. I mean Stratos is not that "actiony" and we don't really have to waste Pascal on freaking Stratos.

Zodac? I mean he's badass in a mysterious mentor way, but not suited for Pascal...

Mekaneck? HELL NO! I won't even bother with saying that Pascal shouldn't be wasted on freaking Mekaneck.

Sy-Klone? A LatAm Samurai? Are you NUTS!? I MIGHT GET CANCELED for even thinking this as a joke.

Clamp Champ? See Sy-Klone... no need to explain any Further.

Roboto... Mocapping and CGI? No thanks. 

Man-E-Faces? I could almost see it, but I'd rather have someone else here. Preferably British sounding... at least for the Human face.

Ram Man? No. He lacks the physique for Ram Man. Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson has the physique for good ol' Rammy.

Buzz-Off? Again, no mocap characters for Pascal.

That also blocks Extendar and Snout Spout... so let's skip those...

The pool of characters is shrinking greatly...

But which character is badass enough for Pascal and can easily justify his LatAm accent?

Rio Blast!! The cowboy schtick gives reason for his LatAm accent. We have seen Pascal be a badass cowboy before. We have seen him do some gunplay and he kinda has that Rio Blast look to him.

IF Pedro Pascal was to appear in the MOTU movie, Rio Blast is the best option. Think about it, you know I'm right.