Aug 13, 2018

Mega Man Fully Charged... It's a thing.

It's for kids, not old fart fans of the OG Megaman! nyeh! That's the argument you'll hear from dickholes defending this turd that makes me long for the Ruby Spears Cartoon...

Seriously, the Ruby Spears Cartoon AND MIGHTY NUMBER NINE are more MEGAMAN than Fully charged (diarrhea)...

Let's start by the premise:
Robot Schoolboy has a symbiotic little robot that helps him turn into The Fighting Robot Mega Man.
Just by that sentence we can gauge ALL THE WRONG THINGS with Mega Man.
No Dr. Wily... No really, Albert Wily is another Student in Not Rock's school. Also Not Rock has a Not Roll Sister. She's human. Dr. Light is super buff... I mean Bane levels of Buff. He is also Man-at-Arms.

So, Mega Man is at school. Roll is human and not called Roll. Dr. Wily goes to school with Mega Man and if he's a school student, then he's not a Doctor and Doctor Light acts as if he doesn't know the ROBOT HE BUILT has the capabilities of transforming into a superhero. This is really dumb.

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE!!

Aug 12, 2018

Marvel's distancing itself from clones...

No, they are still running about with 3 Peter Parkers... Ben is back and it's a huge mess... What I mean is that the clone of the short and angry stabby Canadian is no longer a clone. She is now a Test tube baby of Sara Kinney and Short and Angry Stabby Canadian who tends to end up sentences with bub! uh, bub! Now here's the thing: This changes so much that the changes are INSIGNIFICANT...
She was made from damaged Wolverine DNA... They had to fill up the gaps so, Sara used her own DNA to do so... Frog DNA might have worked for "Dinosaurs" but that doesn't work for short and angry stabby Canadians...

This is kinda meh as shocking reveals go... it's almost as underwhelming as Gay Shiro... which it was VERY subtle... Most kids won't notice the whole Gay Shiro thing...

But back to X-23 being no longer a clone... It's all a strategic thing to distance Laura from Logan. If she's now his canonical test tube daughter, she is "Different enough" from Logan to be "her own character" and not just "girl Logan". Now she's a "different character"... that is all. Now to watch an episode of Mega Man Fully Charged...