Oct 21, 2017

Top 20 things I will do once I have Power...

I am bored with this lack of electric power thing. I detest ranting by phone... Especially when things come out of the toy chest. Bison is still MIA. Power Con stuff shipped after a few issues with my kinetic card. Speech to text turned credit to kinetic. I left it like that after going through the rant to add punctuation because it was funny. So, things I'll do once the power returns.
1- Cook a hearty meal in the slow cooker.
I've been eating outside of home since I ran out of propane. Insert something Hank Hill here. I'm tired of that bastard Boiardi. I've eaten so much tuna that I feel like I'm an honorary Thundercat.

2-Let the updatethon begin.
PS3, PS4, PC, WiiU will be begging for updates... OK the PS3 will only ask an update for Netflix, but it's still an update. Once that's done.

3- Make a couple of rants on PC.
Got to finish a movie review, got some toys on backlog due to the hurricanes and my two jobs.

4-Use the internet properly.
I've been setting up hints that this reference was coming in a few rants before this one.

5- Ice Cold EVERYTHING!
Ice cold coke, ICED iced Tea, JD on the rocks. Ice cold Chocolate Milk.
Ice cold WATER!!!

6-ALL THE WARM SHOWERS.
No power = no water heater. No water heater = no showers.

7-Sleep.
By sleep I mean sleeping in the dark and with at least a fan for cool ventilation. Graveyard shift work means sleeping during the days and with no electricity, means having open windows in the middle of the day. Sweltering heat + Mosquitoes = bad sleep. Having to nap at work before or after my shifts sucks ass. I miss my bed.

8-Netflix and I still need someone to chill with so I can give her that look...
OK, I mean just watch Fuller House season 3 I can't promise no Stephanie's Fuller Blouse jokes, but the s3 review will have to wait for now.

9-Videogames that aren't Super Smash Bros. For 3DS.
I seriously need to upgrade my 3DS library. Also play videogames on home consoles.

10- Turn light switches on and off.
Sounds stupid but when you're over a month with no power, something as simple as turning a switch on and off can be amazing.

11- Charge my phone AT HOME!!
Again, something simple that feels huge due to the lack of power.

12- Use my electric razor to shave.
Nothing beats a manual razor, true, but I'm a bit lazy, so every now and then I want to use the electric razor... Also good for trimming sideburns without going to a barbershop.

13- Do laundry...
Washing clothes by hand sucks... Need I say more?

14- Hang out with Ben and Jerry...
Yes, I mean the Ice cream. Goes well with the Netflix binge watching.

15-Watch the meter...
Not all the things I plan to do are meant to be awesome. I need to watch the meter just to make sure that the PREPA won't try to rip me off.

16- Restock the fridge...
Meats, fruits, veggies... Stuff that is not canned. This kinda goes with 1 and 5 but I have to be specific here.

17-Upgrade my 3DS library.
Most of the stores that sell videogames in PR have remained closed. Once the Power returns, I can get eshop cards to get myself Ace Attorney the real games... (Screw Herr forehead) and maybe get me some N64 games for 3DS.

18- Watch YouTube videos on a 32-inch screen.
Phone screen is tiny. Need big ass screen to see Dachie rage, or Noble being cringey... Among other stuff.

19-Put Christmas decorations (assuming it returns before Christmas)
Self explanatory.

20-Return to normal.

Oct 19, 2017

The delays on my end with MLP and Normalcy...

As you may know, Hurricane Maria has made a mess out of PR. My Little Pony was delayed until today, but I was unable to see it due to work issues. (The only showing IN ENGLISH is during times I'm at work! Screw the Spanish dub. I want to see the show as I have seen it for the past 7 seasons... I mean, I didn't go through all the trouble of meeting Tara Strong just to avoid her voicework. Yes, I still can't believe I met Tara Strong. Where was I? Oh yeah! Normalcy. I still have no power or internet at home... The local adult store has been closed and ransacked... It wasn't me, alright! So, accessing free Wi-Fi from stores or coffeehouses. I drink coffee now. Means that certain sites are blocked off. So I feel like I'm in pre-internet Junior high era. Only difference is that I COULD BUY THE ADULT MAGAZINES if they were available. And I went a bit too far on that tangent. But let's face it. A LOT of internet usage is for porn. I'm getting off of this tangent (poor choice of words there) ASAP. Thing is for some, normalcy involves access to the internet (and porn) for others, being able to go to the cinema and watch an adventure starring pastel colored horses BEING pastel colored horses and not teenage girls who act like the pastel colored horses. Getting some MOTUC can also give me a sense of normalcy. But with every delay; whether it was the movie's premiere being pushed back, or my work schedule interfering with my movie time, or BBTS having issues with my credit card; it takes away a bit of normalcy and reminds me of the grim reality in PR. These little things that seem superficial when there are shortages of key items are what keep my sanity.
This Hurricane and its aftermath have been VERY demoralizing. It's the "silly things" what givestrangleall strength to keep on going. I am thankful for having a roof, two jobs, but "all work and no play" and all that. I know it's kind of running away, but I need some escape from the grim reality PR is going through, otherwise it will strangle me metaphorically speaking.

Oct 18, 2017

Super7 Update wave 2

It's incredible... Wave 2 is getting some stuff that I didn't expect.
  • Karg: The ghoulish commander of Skeletor's army comes armed with Crucia - The Dagger of Agony and a Fleshburner Laser Gun.
  • Granita: The superhuman heroine of the Rock People arrives with rock pieces and her Refraction Laser at the ready.
  • Dylamug: The evil robotic Horde Trooper comes with rotating face pieces, Cartoon-style Horde crest, firing Horde Crest, and Toy-style Horde Crest.
  • Wraptrap: The cursed undead creature emerges from the eons with the Khopesh of Kartan and Necrobow.
I might have to repaint Dylamug a bit, but that's cool enough for me.

  • Mer-Man: The amphibious servant of Skeletor arrives armed with his Spear of Bakull, Sword of Rakash, and Freeze Ray Gun.
  • Sorceress: The protector of Eternia and the secrets of Grayskull. Sorceress comes with 2 sets of interchangeable wings (one open and the other closed), an alternate head (Kaduk Ungol), and Zoar with perch.
  • Tung Lashor: The venomous member of the Evil Horde comes equipped with a Horde Issue Jet Pack, a blaster, and an alternate head with mouth closed.
  • Man-E-Faces: The redeemed member of the Heroic Warriors comes equipped with a Man-E-Weapons assortment.


Duuuuude now I NEED TO GET A SECOND SORCERESS AND MEF...


Cause weapons and fodder parts for Songster... Kodok Until is a bit of a cheat, but I'll allow it.

Oct 17, 2017

BBTS has the Power Con figures...

I can't believe that Finally I'm getting the Power Con figures and I'll be able to judge Super 7 a bit better, due to having a second sample BESIDES the Ultimates. (My SHFiguarts Ryoga is MIA, but Ryoga is Ryoga and it makes sense he's completely lost.)

Sadly, I'm aware of some QC issues with the PC figures. Hope mine aren't riddled with issues.

Bison has disappointed me. It's Tuesday and he didn't show up. There's hope for Wednesday but referencing the Addams Family movies would be the easy way out... Of course, I wouldn't just do that.
I'll just wait for Bison and if lucky I'll be publishing the review next Tuesday, cause Bison. (And a small backlog of toys to review, like NECA April and a few Marvel Legends.)

Hasbro should do a 90s X-Men wave

Y'know it's a great idea. You're thinking of the epic theme song right now...
Well, I originally had thought of a box set with the 9 figures and an X-Men logo that played a bit of the intro. But that would put it at the $200-ish range and wouldn't really sell on retail. So I thought that an 8 figure wave with 2 BaFs could work.
Many of the characters are repaints with only the head being the new piece. (Wolverine, Cyclops, Storm, Jean, Rogue come to mind.) Some would require a bit more new parts (Gambit and Jubilee) Charles would need a Hoverchair that should come disassembled to save space. Beast would have to be brand new.

Who would be the BaFs? Beast and Jubilee. She has plenty of experience as a BaF and a 90s Beast BaF is the perfect way to "Force you" into getting the repaints.
This is how I would split up the BaFs
Cyclops Jubilee fireworks
Wolverine Beast arms
Storm Beast Torso
Gambit Beast Legs
Rogue Jubilee's torso
Jean Jubilee's legs
Xavier Jubilee's arms
Morph (who would reuse the Forge and Wolverine 2 pack buck from years ago) He'd have both Beast's and Jubilee's heads... Cause Morph.

Yes, I added Morph to cement the 90s Cartoon wave as a 90s cartoon wave. Also he was a complete curveball.

2 BaFs in one wave is a bit dickish, but to get the 90s cartoon X-Men it's worth it.

Oct 16, 2017

NECA is doing a life sized Wonder Woman

I think it's another waste of time like the life size Arkham Batman or Harley Quinn. I mean each is $1000 and they're just foam statues. Who would buy that aside comic book shops (who are currently losing money due to a bunch of titles not selling. Not going to mention any companies that rhyme with Carvel.)
Seriously, for a thousand bucks, I'd rather get a sex doll and a WW outfit. The sex doll is at least articulated and provides more bang for my buck (pun totally intended) as I told a friend on Facebook. Then if I get tired of WW all I need is a new outfit and wig to have a different character. Red wig + some fake leaves = Poison Ivy. Blonde wig and a Supergirl outfit and we don't think I need to explain this. Red wig, glasses, normal female clothing and a wheelchair and we have Oracle.

This kind of stuff is among the weirdest things that toy/collectible companies do. Here we have NECA wasting their limited resources on stupid crap that practically no one will buy instead of fixing current quality control issues on the toys people ACTUALLY BUY. I won't mention the hyperfragility on their recent toys... But a Foam Life size WW is where it's at...

After Mattel's Snout Spout and Stay Puft debacles, I can't trust foam. Adding NECA's currently abysmal QC issues, you can see why I'm staying far away from this.

Oct 15, 2017

Toxic elements in fandoms...

I guess you've heard the Szechuan sauce rampages due to Rick and Morty. We saw the Hasbro mandate to attack bronies. We've heard the complaints from multiple female fans of (insert fandom here) and being tested by "gatekeepers".
We've also seen how virtue signalers have tried to piggyback the failure of Feig's Ghostbusters and blaming it on Toxic Fandom.
They are correct TO AN EXTENT. Yes, there are toxic elements to fandom's and they CAN BE harmful to, uh, the fandom. The problem is that being geeky is now mainstream. Old school geeks who were shunned in the past for liking (insert geeky thing here) are seeing their tormentors enjoying the very same thing that thy mocked the geeks years ago. Some people embrace them, others not so much. We also have the posers.
As in people who pose with items to "prove their geekiness" as seen on the pic above. I tend to doubt the veracity of a person's gaming capabilities if they bite the wires, or make kick starter campaigns pretending to be playing a game while having the controller off... Like a certain media critic who thinks penalties mean encouragement.

Now the point I want to touch is Ghostbusters. Most of the Toxicity wasn't from detractors, but from defenders. They tried to paint people who simply believed that the remake was a bad idea because it was a remake as misogynistic basement dwelling virgins who love Donald Trump.

Now that geekiness is mainstream, it has fallen victim to everything that is mainstream like Sports, politics, religion, etc. Add social media where people look for echo chambers instead of understanding and learning from opposite views.

Fan carefully, my friends... Otherwise they'd say you're a Britney Spears song.

Oct 14, 2017

It came from the toy Chest: Selling NERF guns to terrorists is bad.

Before you change the channel quickly, you might have guessed the reference.
Of Course! You know that I LOVE STREET FIGHTER (the games and the Raul Juliá movie. Legend of Lana Lang never happened.)
Yes, I have Ken Masters... And he arrived a bit earlier than the teaser by Storm Collectibles.

Articulation:
Ken sports the same articulation as Ryu, which makes sense. While Ryu's articulation is slightly hindered by the top of his gi, Ken suffers the same problem. The limitation is not that great but it's funny to point out that the top of their gi hinders articulation whether hanging or worn properly. His ponytail is super articulated...
5.0

Paint and Sculpt:
The sculpt is superb, he looks as he should... and that includes the awful banana hair. The paintjob is really well done with no visible sloppiness. As with Ryu, the Hadoken can chip off paint off Ken's hands.
4.0







Accessories:
-SFV stand
-2 extra face plates
-2 extra banana bangs
Hadoken (flaming red, cause Ken)
Fiery Shoryuken effect
Guren Enjinkyaku effects
6 extra hands
I can only give him a 5.0



Ken: Objection!
Ryu: WTF!? Why do you
have bananas on your head.
Ken: That's my new do.
Ryu: That's worse than the time we
tried to sell NERF guns to Shadaloo.
Overall:
Mr. Masters gets a 4.67 as his final score. So much for trying to differentiate himself from Ryu. I am kinda jealous of the amount of effects Ken has going on. He would be a superior figure to Ryu if we only look at accessories. If we look at the bigger picture both figures are really great, but suffer from the same issues. Hopefully Bison will be godly.



I hate having to do reviews on a phone... Now I shall wait for Tuesday...

Understanding MOTU

Supposedly, in two years we're getting a MOTU movie. I have a small problem with that. NO ONE seems to understand the property. Not me, not Hollywood, not even professional writers (that means REAL WRITERS, not guys who made up names for Hot Wheels cars... That person already proved he doesn't get the property). The simplest way to explain MOTU is saying Conan + Star Wars + Superman. Sadly, that's not enough.

The problem with the property is that being a hodgepodge of what was cool at the time, kinda makes it a bit dated. Hollywood WILL try to force MOTU into one of their paint-by-numbers formulaic movies... Then again, MOTU LENDS ITSELF TO THAT. Partially spoiled prince with a heart of gold gains a macguffin that gives him powers to stop bad guy who wants said powers to rule the universe. Prince grows as a character and becomes the hero he is meant to be.

I don't trust Hollywood to do MOTU justice. Just how they have screwed up so many cartoon, comic, anime, and videogame adaptations, He-Man will be messed up... That is IF the movie gets made. 2018 is creeping up on us and all we have is a release date with no cast, no director, nothing. 2019 will come and we will have nothing, NADA, zilch, the big goose egg!! Better get used to the idea that He-Man's only live action movie will be the 1987 movie.

Just preorderer the Super7 MOTUC wave 2

I have, well had been going back and forth on whether or not I should preorder these. Mostly because of the Hurricane's aftermath. But YOLO beat reason. Yes, I just used YOLO... In a non-mocking way. I should be ashamed of myself for that, but Karg, Granita, Dylamug, the completion of the Universal Monsters for the Horde. I even got the Filmation set despite only truly wanting Sorceress and Merman.

Unless Filmation wave 3 has Stratos, Ram Man, Prince Adam, and Mantenna or at least 2 of these, I'll skip it... Especially if the Anthropomorphic Cats from outer space irritate an old Egyptian man land on Super7's lap... (Hint: fast kitty, stoner tiger, angry old Egyptian man, and fat reptile with a peculiar "yes" should be wave one... Wave 2 is obviously vulture dude, monkey dude, token handicapped cat, token gay tiger...)

Collectors Choice is the one that I'm less likely to skip, but there have been a few QC issues with the Power-Con exclusive sets and that made me a bit wary... Speaking of the PC sets, wonder when BBTS will send mine.

I should try and finish the Ken review, but I barely had any time.

Oct 12, 2017

Tom Cruise's face is weirdly asymmetrical.

It really is. I intended to watch My Little Pony, but once again it was delayed, so I ended up watching American Made, starring a 50-something Tom Cruise. Whose age is starting to catch up to him. Spike, cue the Tom Cruise running from his gay thoughts clip.
The asymmetry of Tom's face bothered me through most of the movie. Once we move on from my hang up with Crazy Mini Tom face, the movie is pretty good. I'm not sure how accurate to reality that movie is, but it was entertaining.
I'm still pissed of that I couldn't watch Ponies on the big screen... But I now want to see The Foreigner with Jackie Chan and Remington Steele himself... Only after I've seen Sea Ponies on the silver screen... Something something Toyguru something. Just mentioning him so he doesn't feel left out.

Oct 11, 2017

Filmation line and odd choices.

Detailgate 3.0? I lost count... Has made me think if Super7 partially lost sight of what the lines are meant to be. With Hawke being a bit too Filmationy, one would've thought that she was meant for CG, which would be valid IF we had a 200X Hawke. Then we have Dylamug. He's supposedly going through the Classicized in order to fit better with MOTUC. We'll see about that...
Filmationites are in denial when they say that the Club Grayskull figures are as if the cartoon characters stepped off the TV. They are not.
But here's the thing: I'm not going to bitch and moan over this. Did plenty of times already. I'm going to bitch and moan about the Character selection.

Let's start with Man-E-Faces. 2 appearances on the Cartoon. One less than Mekaneck and HE GETS toy treatment? What about Prince Adam, who is literally a new vest (and if they wanted to cheat, the powercon vest in pink could work) or Stratos to catch up with the too Filmationy for her own good Hawke. Heck, even Ram Man is far more "core" than MEF.
I kinda get why Hordak is there, or Tunglashor... Even if it feels like they are padding with POP. But here's the thing: where is She-Ra? We don't have a TRUE Filmation version of her. We'd need a new sword with a sculpted gem as well. Where's the rebellion?  Or even better, Shadow Weaver...
I understand having left-field choices on CC, but on CG? This line is not meant to be a huge line. It's meant to be a lot smaller and controlled than MOTUC itself. It's meant to redo the more mainstream characters with  Filmation's looks.

Oct 9, 2017

The Classicizer and Super7

A long time ago, the Guru and I conceived a catch all term to explain the MOTUC aesthetic. While Neitlich used it as an excuse to justify Mattel's quarter ass efforts, I used it as a way to bring all the branches together. In a way, I believe in the Classicizer.
Let's take a look at how this "Neitlichian sophistry machine" works.
Original MOTU: takes most of the elements from the vintage toy, while sprinkling some elements from other sources (mini comics, Filmation, 200X, things that the Horsemen find cool, etc.)
POP: eliminate the frilly stuff from the original toyline, while taking most cues from Filmation. Add some details from the toys so they can kinda fit with MOTU.
NA: Bulk up those bodies and when possible, reuse vintage parts.
200X: eliminate the blockyand angular look as much as possible and tone down the detailing to somewhere somewhat close to vintage.
Filmation: Add details and textures to fit with MOTUC vintage. Keep the shapes similar to filmation.

That last one is the one I need to emphasize. After we got the sub-par sub-line, fans are demanding that the inferior looks should bleed into the true Classics.

That's a load of crap! I am a bit disappointed with Hawke because of this. Granita and Dylamug NEED to be 20% more detailed to truly feel like they belong in MOTUC.
Caving in to the demands of the Filmationites is wrong and bad.
This is putting a rift on the essence of MOTUC: all eras under one style inspired by the era who started it all.
I mean MOTUC has 200+ figures. Club Grayskull has 15? (Counting wave 2) so, Hawke, Granita, and Dylamug should fit the bigger line with the bigger roster.

Oct 8, 2017

What is it with super delayed sequels?

So we know about Rush Hour four coming, right? Well, hold on to your butts because Eddie Murphy... Yes, the same Eddie Murphy who hasn't been funny since the 80s is company ng back with a sequel.
No, I'm not talking about Beverly Hills Cop 4. I'm talking about Coming to America 2.
WHY?
I mean, Star Wars CAN get away with it, why can't these movies?
Let's ask Danny Glover.
That's why. With Star Wars you have an ongoing saga about the rise and fall of a Galactic Empire while following the story of a young boy who becomes a space wizard, then an Asthmatic Evil Cyborg Samurai Space Wizard, who is saved by a farm boy apprentice to a Space Wizard that happens to be his son. Now the farm boy is an old Space Wizard who has to train a Mary Sue to defeat the Space Wizard's nephew, who happens to be a fanboy of his grandpa and wants to be an Evil Space Wizard.

Unless Rush Hour 4 is Chan and Tucker coming to terms that they are Danny Glovers, then what story can they tell?

What kind of a compelling story can be told in Coming to America 2, or as how I expect them to call it: Coming 2 America?

Not to mention that this movie will not have 1980s Eddie Murphy. This will have 2010s Eddie Murphy whose last close to funny gig was being an ass. This is going to suck royally...

Oct 6, 2017

Odds and ends Oct. 6 2017

Storm Collectibles is also doing Tekken 7 toys. Seriously, they are becoming THE Fighting game toymakers. Luckily, I'm NOT a huge Tekken fan. (I'm more  into Soulcalibur) All they need to do now is Dead or Alive and they cover MOST of the important fighting games.

My brother is a dick. He shows up at my work and silently creeps up to me. I'm glad he's OK. He made me lose all sense of professionalism when I grabbed him in a bear hug and started bawling like a baby. I'm sad that I couldn't sense him sneaking up on me (old age is making me dull? Mom would be disappointed), but at the same time, I'm glad that he can still sneak up on people easily. It's all art of a game that Mom used to play with us when we were kids. She tied belly dancer bells on our feet and had us moving around until we could walk with them without making a sound. We had to reach Mom without making a noise. The one who got closest would win a prize (like say: trip to KB toys, choice for dinner, etc.)

Why? No, seriously, WHY ARE THEY MAKING RUSH HOUR 4?

Oct 5, 2017

Storm Collectibles is now trying to rape my wallet...

Just a few hours ago I said that KOF would be wallet rapey... What does Storm Collectibles do?
Right now I'm not sure if it's a figure or a statue. Still, it's freaking Rugal...
If this is an action figure line, don't tell my wallet... My achy breaky wallet. Better not suggest any more games to be turned into toys...

Moving on and Letting go

To me the concept of Moving on and Letting go can be a bit too hard. I mean like I still harbor feelings for the girl I had a crush on Third Grade and that's way over 20 years ago. Don't get me started on grudges.

They say time heals all wounds and stuff. I'm not a huge believer of that concept. The wounds still hurt as if they just had happened. There is not a single day that passes without me feeling the pain of losing Mom. If I could "let go" then I wouldn't feel the pain of losing Mom. What if I *DON'T WANT TO LET GO* of this pain? What if I USE THIS PAIN TO PUSH MYSELF FORWARD and strive to become a better person? I'm very likely to not leave a genetic legacy (mostly due to the fact that I don't want to be a father thanks to some of my inner demons... Metaphorical ones) The other legacy I have is the destruction of Mattycollector... And I'm losing my focus once again.
I've been dealing with my mother's death for a bit over two years. It doesn't get any easier, but I am surviving. I still feel like a lost child at times, but I am adulting mostly fine. Hurricane Maria has been a sobering experience. It opened my eyes to show me how lucky I've been in the bigger picture. While my life has reached about 63% of normalcy, seeing the sheer destruction that she left is eye opening. Having Military vehicles patrolling the streets is a scary image. It doesn't matter if they're on our side, the image is still a tad disturbing.

Things I took for granted feel a lot more special now... Drinking an ice cold soda, having a warm meal, being able to watch porn (yeah I went there... Having 2 jobs and virtually zero social life due to lack of time don't help.) Are privileges now.

All this makes it a bit harder to be my usual nitpicky self. I suspect that once my place gets power, old whiny and nitpicky me will return to normal. For now I'm going to try that optimism thing...

Oh yeah! I almost forgot. Saw Kingsman 2 and I laughed my ass off. Elton John... That's all I'll say.

Storm Collectibles is becoming my favorite toy company.

As you are aware by the Ryu review, I've been getting into Storm Collectibles. I need to take pics of Ken so he can come out the toy chest... also this:

Take a wild guess on who this figure is... It's not a Kombatant...
Hint, check the date HE WILL ARRIVE.

With the lull of MOTUC News and I shall preorder wave 2 next week, need to get paid first... There hasn't been much to catch my toy interest... Except Storm Collectibles with their Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat figures. I'm fearing the moment that they announce King of Fighters figures. I'm not a KOF completist, but there's plenty of characters that I'd like to have. Most of them being from Fatal Fury and Art of Fighting.

But, you know what would make my Wallet weep? I'll give you a hint.



Oct 4, 2017

If this is what I think it means...

My wallet is going to hate me...
Storm Collectibles doing USFII means getting a REAL Akuma minus the Matata, FREAKING DEE JAY, SAGAT, BLANKA, E.HONDA... a Ken without Banana hair!!
The Ultimate SFII toyline could be real...

MY BROTHER'S ALIVE!!!

Y'all know that Hurricane Maria left parts of Puerto Rico without any communications. My brother lives in one of those areas. Until yesterday night, he was MIA. I was preparing myself to receive some bad bews, due to the Hurricane's timing and September being a really turd of a month for me. Well, no. I did not get any awful news. I got the Best news ever!! My kid brother is ALIVE AND KICKING!! I HAVEN'T FELT SUCH HAPPINESS IN AGES AND THE FEELING IS OVERWHELMING!! BTW, once I can get a working phone, I'll ve able to rant semi-normally and I have a World Warrior to review... All I can say is that it's going to be bananas.

Oct 1, 2017

Apparently, Postal Service on PR is partially working.

Between the mostly lucky dodging Irma and facing Maria's wrath, I ordered a really cool jacket with a tiger on it.
Now, the point of this rant is not to showcase my Shenmue jacket. It's more than that. While it's been REALLY SLOW, we're still struggling to bounce back from Maria's wrath. The pics of San Juan's mayor deep in water are not Fake News. SOME SMALL AREAS in The Metropolitan Area are having a closer sense of normalcy, but there are communities WITHIN The Metro Area cities that are a disaster. It's great that President Trump is doing his duty by aiding American Citizens, but the response has been a bit too slow compared to other disasters. Hopefully, Governor Rossello will take Trump to the worst areas to show him how awful the situation truly is. (Supposedly, El Presidente is coming on Tuesday... and I'm feeling like making a Bison reference now.)

With that said, if you ARE sending care packages via mail, be aware that the entire system isn't working at 100%.
Any supplies sent from non-USA countries are forced to make a stop at the USA due to the Jones Act... which isn't being waived during the emergency.

If you're on the US, call your Representatives and put some pressure on them to not abandon American brothers and sisters, many who have fought for Uncle Sam and still do. Lives depend on getting help ASAP.

Sep 30, 2017

Top 10 Street Fighter characters that I want Storm Collectibles to tackle.

While Storm Collectibles has the license to only do SFV characters, there are a few non-V characters that they should do. BTW, the main reason why will mosty be reduced to Street Fighter II.
Sagat, E.Honda, T.Hawk, Fei Long, Blanka, and Dee Jay, especially Dee Jay are all backed by the SFII reason.

that leaves 4 spots.
Sakura... She's my favorite Alpha character that is NOT Dan... (yes, Dan is on this list just to complete Team Saikyo)

I mentioned Dan, who is not playable on SFV, but his existence is hinted. He's mostly reused parts from Ryu and Ken, whether he's made in the traditional look or the "ken style", he'd be great to have.

Gen, just because the old man works as a rival for Akuma Matata,is not reason enough. He needs an additional reason... He'd look badass?

Rose. While she's not my favorite Alpha character, she's Bison's good half.

it's a short one, but no phone and dependng on Wi-Fi can be a bit tough when over 95% of the island is without power. Looks like I won't be able to see a certain movie afterall...

Sep 29, 2017

my cellphone decided to die on me.

Just when I got my phone's service back, the bastard decided to die on me. Sadly, I can't contact my provider to see what we can do about it, since they haven't been able to open up their stores. Another strike against my ranting ability.
With rumors about Hugh Hefner being dead, I'm missing out on a ton of stuff that I could rant about...
No, I couldn't get a SNES classic... Freaking Hurricane...

in any case, once again, my apologies for not being able to rant as much as I want.

Sep 26, 2017

GEICO Does He-Man...

And it was Glorious!
Watch it here cause I can't embed it at the moment.
It felt a lot more MOTU than the Money Supermarket ads.

It's cool that the VAs chosen tried to emulate the Filmation cast as much as possible. If Mattel was smart, they could've used something like this to promote MOTUC, back when they were in charge. 150 second animations showcasing the new  characters and even telling a simple story.  But I've beaten Mattel's incompetence much more like the proverbial dead horse.

At least SOMEONE is keeping the brand alive in a more respectful manner.

I finally read the MOTU Newspaper strip collection.

I gotta say, it was pretty interesting. I may have had commented a bit about it in the past... Few references to Doctor Who in them. Some takes on characters that we hadn't seen before. That Snake form King Hsss is crazy. Clamp Champ gets some love as a character. Duncan even gets a fiancee that is NOT The Sorceress...

They even do New Adventures of He-Man while He-Man avoids the skinny jeans...

Sadly, there were a few strips MIA when the book was published. Apparently, there is a small chance that SOME of those missing strips were sold by accident at Power-Con.
I hope they are found so we could achieve a more complete collection if the eventual V2 is made. They were a refreshing read. This is the part where I'd take a jab at a really bad writer who is a professional bad writer.

Some liberties were taken at the time, but they weren't as bad as making the Heroes commit genocide... I'd say that the newspaper strips were a slightly more mature take on Filmation. They were a fun read and in a way took me back to my childhood, even if the first time I ever read these was as an adult.

Torn on the idea of Darkstalkers figures...

While no one is making Darkstalkers figures yet, with MvC:I out, I guess someone must want them. With no power I haven't been able to buy the game, much less play it. Need to pretend that I'm a somewhat responsible adult.

I KNOW I KINDA DID A SIMILAR RANT A WHILE BACK. But, now we have a few things in favor of the Darkstalkers...

MVC4 for starters. We have a few Darkstalkers in the game to nudge the desire for a 4th game and even figures.

Storm Collectibles doing the SFV figures... Just imagine Darkstalkers and Street Fighter figures in the same scale. This could allow for some parts to be reused or retooled for Darkstalkers.

Cost of the items would be the main drawback. They aren't Play Arts Kai expensive, but some Storm Collectibles items are a bit on the expensive side. Zangief, Shao Kahn, I'm looking at thee.
Guessing that Huitzil, Anakaris, Sasquatch and a few other Darkstalkers might be expensive... that is assuming Storm Collectibles ends up doing them.

I understand that many of the zany moves from many of the characters wouldn't be feasible in the real world, as toys, I mean.
But if we can recreate SOME of the key moves. We can't have like say a figure covering energy blast for Talbain's Beast cannon, but we could have an energy blast to put behind the figure and some clip-on pieces to kinda simulate the aura surrounding Talbain when using The Beast Cannon.
I can see why a company wouldn't risk doing Darkstalkers... maybe Capcom needs to push the Darkstalkers a bit more... Like a Street Fighter vs Darkstalkers game...

Sep 25, 2017

This is heavy...

If you're picturing Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, then you might be guessing my reference correctly.

As most of you should know, Michael J. Fox has been suffering from Parkinson's. It seems that the disease is going stronger on Fox and his condition is degenerating.

One of my great uncles had Parkinson's. I emphasize had, because he's no longer with us. I've seen first hand what this disease can do to people and if these reports on Mochael J. Fox are true, then my best wishes to him and his family.

Sep 24, 2017

What's in a name? Slamurai.

Slamurai... what visual pops in your head when you hear that word?
Well, it should be a white ninja...
Are you lost? Welcome to my world.
You know the Power-Con Reuse 88 Wave 3 pack... The one with the dude wearing Snake trousers for his trouser snake. The one with the Whiplash, Trap Jaw, Rattlor, Mosquitor thing. Well, the white ninja has been ID'd as Slamurai... Due to poor Internet connectivity, I cannot use the Naked Gun facepalm.

Slamurai? Now, this is the part where some History buffs come and say: "Well, actually..." something something ninja samurai something.

I'm aware of this. But John Q Public is not. Much less little Johnny, who grew up in the 80s watching GI Joe, MOTU, and TMNT.
If you say Slamurai, you should picture a samurai dude with some sort of slamming attack. Like being able to create earthquakes by slamming his sword to the ground or something.

Something along the lines of Sy-Klone with other parts from other characters... like Standor's loincloth, Prahvus's boots, He-Ro's bracers and a new lenticular label that shows a seismic graph. Give him 3 samurai swords and call it a day.

The white Ninja I'm calling something else. White Shadow seems to be winning so far.

Sep 23, 2017

Letting y'all know I'm still alive.

Hurricane Maria has made one Hell of a mess in Puerto Rico. Over 95% of the island is without power. Cell signals are on the fritz. Internet is mostly down. I'm currently using Wi-Fi from the friendly neighborhood KMart. (This is not an advertisement) I'm safe. My place was mostly spared by the hurricane. I may or may not have a functioning Washing machine. I'll find out once power returns. I have NO IDEA WHEN it will return. Massive damages to the power grid. This will massively slow down my time at the house of rants, which I mentioned earlier.
I've my health, I suffered no material losses, so I can consider myself lucky. I'm not one to ask much of my readers, but if you're willing, please donateanything you can to a relief fund, whether it's to the victims of Harvey, Irma, or Maria; it doesn't matter. Just find a way to help our brothers and sisters who aren't as lucky and need any help they can get.

Sep 19, 2017

This whole F5 Hurricane Maria thing is scary.

Saying that I'm afraid is an understatement. The Hurricane is meant to reach Puerto Rico tomorrow. Power may be gone for who knows how long. Due to my new job, I HAVE to be on duty DURING the Hurricane, which scares me. I don't know what's going to happen and the uncertainty is scary.
There's lots of things that I'm worried about, family, friends, my place, my vehicle. Some of you may think: Material stuff can be replaced. Sure, some things can be replaced, others, not so much.

Out on my own is such a scary place... almost as scary as Zac Efron looking at a bad CGI reflection of himself. It's times like these where I feel so alone. I want to hide under a blanket and cry, but that won't solve anything. Duty calls and I must answer the call. Sure, I am crapping my pants right now, but I have to do what I have to do. Like I stated a while back when Irma was coming:

No Power = No PC Usage. No PC Usage = No Internet. Will try to be safe
We dodged a bullet with Irma. With Maria we seem to be running out of luck. I can't guarantee that I'll be able to post consistently and the past few days I've been posting from my cellphone, which it isn't as fun.

I haven't been able to comment on the deaths of Harry Dean Stanton, Bobby Heenan, Frank Vincent, or Len Wein... and with a Hurricane coming through, I don't feel like it. All I can say is my condolences to their families.

The craziest thing is that between my two jobs... Cue the Rochelle Clip!

The whole electric power issues and all that might mean that I COULD MISS OUT ON:
My Little Pony: The Movie
Thor Ragnarok
Justice League



Hopefully the damage from Maria will be minimal...


It came from the Toy Chest: You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance.

You might have guessed what Street Fighter chracter's figure I'll be reviewing. Yup, it's Ryu. Specifically the Street Fighter V (blegh!) by Storm Collectibles. BTW, the blegh! Is for SFV, not for Storm Collectibles. I have to review this figure first to determine if they're a pass or a failure.

So, Ryu in a nutshell... FIGHTING HOBO. OK, not really a hobo, he's more like a wandering warrior, who travels across the land fighting the strong, in order to perfect his craft. Like a modern era wandering samurai... who can shoot fireballs from his hands and occasionally slip into his dark self and have waves of murderous intent flowing through his body. He's also the main character of Street Fighter in almost all of its versions... (except in the US)

Let's get cracking.

Articulation:
Ryu's a very articulated figure. Talking Marvel Legends level of Articulation here. I Like the Aesthetics of the Articulation here a bit better than the NECA SFIV Ryu. The Articulation ranges are similar to the NECA figure, but having the ability to rotate the ends of the bandanna allows to be a bit more dynamic in the poses.
5.0

Paint and Sculpt:
Before I start, I must mention that some of the paint on his gauntlets chipped off while I was trying to set up the Hadoken effect. Luckily I had a bit of crimson paint that closely matches his gloves. His sculpt is based on his SFV look. That explains the dirty gi and his kinda SFIII-ish look.

While I am not a fan of this look/style. SFII style FTW. Storm Collectibles captured the game look rather well... (Can't wait to see how they tackle banana hair, or Akuma Matata)
So, keeping in consideration the issue of paint flaking I have to give him a 4.0


Accessories:
Stand with spring loaded clamps to hold the figure in place
6 extra hands
2 extra faceplates
3 piece hadoken effect

This is easily a 5.0 but I feel like he's missing something... The Duffel bag, which only SOTA has given him that specific accessory.

Overall:
Ryu gets a 4.67 as his final score. The paint issue bugs me a little bit. Other than that, this is THE BEST Ryu Figure so far. The SH Figuarts, while in scale to Marvel Legends, Figma, DCUC, etc. is not that good looking. (Can't believe I'm saying that) The Storm Collectibles figure seems to be way more accurate to the source material. I just noticed that his neck is a rubbery piece covering some skeleton body. That worries me for obvious reasons...










Sep 17, 2017

We NEED a Darkstalkers 4...

You heard, or read me right. We NEED a Darkstalkers 4. Seeing that some Darkstalkers  (especially Morrigan, who finally ditched the old sprites) showing up in MvC:I I said to myself: "Self, you ARE aware that adding a couple of Darkstalkers to MvC4 could lead to a Darkstalkers 4..." to which I replied: "I hope so, self. I'd LOVE a Darkstalkers 4! "
Having the classic crew return in 3D would be interesting... All the night warriors and maybe some new faces. Personally, I'd like to see some Dark Hunters, because Donovan, Hsienko, and BB Hood aren't enough. Maybe even some creatures, like say El Chupacabra, being a human made abomination by combining Human DNA with different types of Darkstalkers. Wendigo, which could be a slightly different kind of Sasquatch, but more violent looking... Maybe adding a North American shapeshifter and a poison fairy to mock Twilight.

Also, since the trend of having "Guests from other companies' games" I figure that A dude from this clan would be perfect.
Yes, I chose Richter's version of Vampire Killer for obvious reasons... Namely have Maximoff and Belmont reference This beauty.
Now think about it... You know you WANT a Darkstalkers 4 now.

So I saw El Cuaderno de la Muerte: The Netflix movie

The only good thing I xan say about it is having Wilhelm Dafoe voicing Ryuk. Light being now one of the Naked Brothers band is lame. The americanization did a lot more harm than I thought.
No potato chips were TAKEN AND EATEN!
so, in a nutshell it sucked so much ass that it turned itself inside out and began the ass sucking process all over again.
So death note not exactly the main theme of this rant even though death note is in the title. That's just a setup for the main rant.
As I dozed of for a few seconds, I had a small dream. Shenmue the live action movie...
An American live action movie.
Ryan Hoskins is your average American kid who happens to live in Japan because his father, Ivan Hoskins opened a dojo in Japan. Mr. Hoskins is killed by a Chinese guy named Lan Di. Now Ryan is hellbent on revenge. His best friend, Hope, a Japanese-Canadian girl tries to stop him from going through that path, but ends up being kidnapped by Lan di's underlings.The shenmue experience, americanized made me almost throw up, which woke me from the Nightmare...
I'm afraid something like this happens thanks to Shenmie being a sort of hot topic.

Top 10 Kombatants that Storm Collectibles should tackle.

We have seen a few Kombatants that Storm Collectibles has done.
Noob, Scorpion, Sub-zero, Reptile, Shao Kahn, Goro, sculpt protos of Kitana, a Cyber ninja, Baraka, Liu Knag with Dragon Fatality form.

All of those are good (my achy breaky wallet) and if they do a Klassic Johnny Cage, I HAVE to get him, so here's my list of Klassic Kombatants (pre-3D era) that they should make.

Rayden: you thought I'd start the list with Mr. Cage? Well, no. I'm starting with the Thundergod himself. Personally, I'd take the MK2 version, because it's more colorful. He'd be needing lightning effects, the stand for his flying move, and obviously faveplates and hands.

Kano: He's obviously a popular character... Heart ripping fatality anyone? Here's where I'm torn. I like the MK3 outfit, but I'm not a fan of bald Kano. I'd take the MK3 look over the MK look if a hybrid can't be made.
He's going to need his knoife, the heart, maybe a faceplate that a laser beam can be plugged to the cyber eye. Extra hands and usual stuff.

Jax: I like both versions of Jax and would like to have the option for flesh or cyber arms. But if I HAVE TO MAKE AN EITHER OR CHOICE, Cyber arms win, because they're iconic.

Shang Tsung: TBH I want the MK version as a joke, but I'm pretty sure that MK2 or 3 will be the one made.

Kung Lao: MK2 version. No need to go into details. But I prefer the MK2 look to Mr Kung Lao.

Sonya Blade: MK3 look... Cause Kerri Hoskins. Mmmmm! Kerri Hoskins...

Quan Chi: I know what you're thinking:
You bastard! You used Mythologies as a loophole to bring 3D era characters!

Motaro the wallet rapist: This one would be expensive as heck and people may "accidentally" break him just to get revenge on all those lost quarters.

Sindel: Kahn is coming soon, Kitana too... (Mileena and Jade could happen as well because repaints.) Makes sense for Mrs. Shao Kahn to be made.

Last but not least, Nightwolf... just kidding, it's Johnny Cage! He'd be the MK2 version because the Frank Dux look from the first MK isn't as appealing. His accessories would be the obvious ones hands, faceplates, energy blast, green effects to mimic the shadow afterimages. I'd like for him to have a hand holding glasses for the faceplates without glasses. A Secret accessory could be a Goro hand breaking a pair of glasses as a nod to the movie.

That's pretty much it. The lack of repaints is for obvious reasons, there is no Stryker because I think I'm the only person who kinda likes Stryker.

Sep 16, 2017

Seriously? ANOTHER Hurricane!?

Not being fully recovered from Hurricane Irma, The Caribbean is about to be hit by yet Another Hurricane. María is coming and she's likely to hit Puerto Rico as a cat.3 Hurricane. This is likely to reduce my time ranting and to finish the movie play by play I'm working on. Not to mention a certain It Came from the Toy Chest. Once again, my apologies for not being able to deliver the quantity of rants I usually do.

Figures that Power Con could do (variants)

With the recent release of the Power Con 3 packs (BBTS Should be shipping mine in a few weeks) I've been thinking about Variants/repaints that could be made for Power Con 2018. This list will not be of new characters like Slamurai or the Horde Snake Troopers. This list is more variant oriented like Mini Comic Tri-Klops kind of thing.

Since I mentioned Tri-Klops, let's start with him.
New armor. That's all he needs. We have everything else. (Bonus if the sash is a separate piece, a repaint in purple can be used for Carnivus)
But Tri-Klops a three pack does not make...
Let's toss Mini Comics Randor and Marlena.
Marlena is pretty much the same Marlena we got but changing her forearms to the ones from Sorceress. Paint her head in a paler reddish blonde and we're done with her.
For Randor, we do the Search for Keldor version, which is Toy Randor with blue arms and white hair.

 Obviously that a "200X" set would be suggested here, which will be my next suggestion.
He-Man is just a new harness and maybe loincloth, since we have the rest of the pieces. Have him come with just the power sword to compensate for the new tooling needed on the other 2 figures.
She-Ra is just a new skirt and sword, seeing that the rest of her parts would come from Teela and BP She-Ra.
Skeletor would need new forearms, loincloth, and shins. (Worst case scenario, Draego forearms and He-Ro shins)

This next one is a curveball because I'm going full Filmation here...
Prince Adam, who is literally a new vest.
FAKER, who is literally a He-Man without pupils and GITD paint on his eyes.
Last but not least, Man-E-Faces: Beastman disguise. Literally Beastman with new armor to accommodate the Man-E-Faces head.

Part of me is interested in a "Newspaper strip 3 pack".
Prince Adam... I know he looks "just like the toy version", but this is a perfect excuse to toss in a "Normal Adam" with a sword holster on his tunic. The sword would be the Filmationy sword in one tone silver to match MOTUC Adora.
Figure 2 would be Duncan, the white hair and reusing the Demo-Man or Preternia Disguise Tunic completes the look. The new tooling could be used on a vintage toy accurate mace for him. Sometimes his armor looked like a normal shirt, that's the look I'm going for.
Figure 3 would be...
King Hssss! There was a reason WHY I was avoiding new pieces on the others. He COULD be made via kitbashing Snakemen... Rattlor has a front torso perfect for him... but if SOME new pieces are needed, let's use them on Hssss.

Birth of Skeletor 3 pack.
Keldor with a new burnt face and carrying the 200x swords.
Evil Lyn who should get a new tunic and reuse the Huntara boots to get a 200x-ish look.
Figure 3 would be Hordak.
New head and cowl (with the epaulets)
The rest can be made using parts from existing figures. Sea Hawk gloves, Standor Loincloth, Horde Prime boots. Etc.



Sep 11, 2017

Still alive. Power Con MOTUC rumors and stuff.

I am still alive. Luckily hurricane Irma didn't do much damage to Puerto Rico. I'm still without power so I have to rant on my cell phone and I hate doing that. The new job is fine but it can be a bit tiresome cuz it's a graveyard shift job and I'm a morning person so it sucks getting used to it. Don't get me wrong I really like this job but it's just at my circadian cycle isn't ready for it yet.

So Man-E-Faces was revealed at Power-Con for the Filmation sub. With his loincloth and Boots we could totally make Songster.
Granita will have her bend over transformation. Lodar will come with the slave City chains.

Wave one will be shipping a late October early November.
Ways to will be able to be pre-ordered on October from October 1st to Halloween.
Now here comes the rumor part:
Stridor is coming. No date yet.
They're looking into Snake Mountain most likely is going to be reduced in size a little bit even further. I know it sucks...
Price point will hurt a little bit so far the rumor is $500, but to be fair this is not Mattel; this is a smaller company and the price when he was to be expected. I hope it gets done cuz it's Snake Mountain. Electronics will not be added to it.

Sep 6, 2017

The Infamous Money Supermarket He-Man and Skeletor Dirty Dancing ad

You know which ad I'm talking about...


I've already talked about how cool the costumes are for their accuracy to the toys. My only real gripe is...


Of All the songs that they could dance to, it had to be Dirty Dancing's (I've Had the) Time of my Life


I mean come on! Here we have YET ANOTHER He-Man is gay hardy har har joke here.

See THAT'S THE PROBLEM I HAVE with Mattel's treatment of the brand. They leave it out to dry and with no real material to defend the brand the jokes remain the only thing that the brand is known for.

What about...

Stop it right there! If you're going to mention Transformers, Star Wars, Ninja Turtles, or Power Rangers, hear me out.
All of those have had a constantly on-going series promoting the brand alongside the occasional silly thing that pops up.
Star Wars was Popular when the Holiday Special showed up and that abomination was a kinda discreet set-up to the upcoming  Empire Strikes Back.
TMNT were at the height of their popularity when they came out of their shells (ew)
Transformers had an animated series and upcoming movie when the Citroen vehicle robot ads showed up. Heck even the Optimus Prime/Pinkie Pie Crossover for the IDW comics had both TF and MLP with active shows... Something TRUE TO THE NATURE OF THE BRANDS TO FALL BACK ON.

What does He-Man have? An obscure Toyline that only the hardest of the hardcore fans knew about? A comic book series that was competing hard in being Outneitliching the Neitlichverse and then a Thundercats crossover that turned into a mockery of both brands? You know what the worst part is? That MATTEL WAS IN ON IT... If it hadn't been for the incompetence after Neitlich left and Matty closed up shop in 2017, we might have gotten a Filmation Adam for SDCC, but not because he's a Key Filmation MOTU Character, but because of this:

This rumor was going around for a while. IF it was true, then it would show that Mattel is run by dumbasses that have no idea what to do with their properties... Although we've had plenty of evidence for that... Just look at Max Steel.

The He-Man movie "is coming"... Where is Mattel trying to hype up people with MOTU? We need something more than these "jokes" to get hyped up for the brand, or heck to ensure the longevity of it. Part of me feels sad with the idea that He-Man dies with us.

A Small Announcement

Due to some circumstances in real life (normal job related) I MIGHT be a bit too constrained in time to be able to rant as often as before. I still need to get used to the new routine before I can return to some sort of normalcy at the House of Rants... I am NOT closing up shop, just stating that I may not be able to have the "1 rant per day" or its equivalent. Not to mention the whole Hurricane Irma thing going on. No Power = No PC Usage. No PC Usage = No Internet. Will try to be safe.

I'm currently preparing a play by play Rant for a Japanese Live Action movie. If power is restored soon after the SSJG Hurricane Irma I'd be able to upload the rant.
 Once the MOTUC and Filmation figures arrive, they will come out of the toy chest.

With this new work situation I may have to say goodbye to my plans of meeting Jason David Frank and Vic Mignogna. Well, I need to pay bills and stuff and I can't beg people for money via patreon or gofundme...

In the Meantime, enjoy this video of Skeletor and He-Man dancing...
me out of the Toy Chest... Maybe I'll finally open the April O'Neil from NECA...

MoneySuperMarket - Dirty Dancing from Blink on Vimeo.


The costumes on these ads are fantastic... It's like they brought the MOTUC Figures to life!!
They also showcase that a true blue Vintage He-Man would look a bit bad in live action... maybe a darker loincloth? Skeletor looks badass!

Look at him!! Maybe make his colors a bit more muted, a more grayish skin and darker but faded purples could make him more "realistic" Love that he has the finned arms from the MOTUC Figure. A bit sad that his feet aren't the "duck feet". I think this video deserves a rant of its own...

Sep 3, 2017

Looking Back at Neversoft's Spider-Man

About 17 years ago, a Nifty PS1 Game was released by Neversoft... Yes, the Tony Hawk Pro Skater guys.


They made a Spider-Man game (that used the THPS engine), which is MOST LIKELY why Spider-Man is an Easter Egg in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2.

This was Spider-Man's first foray into 3D Gaming and after some hits and misses in 2D, fans were praying for a hit... It WAS. the Sequel made by Vicarious Visions was a sloppy cashgrab that felt like a partial rehash/cashgrab.

Then Treyarch, the Call of Duty boys, made the Tobey-Man game, which was an improvement over the PS1 Spider-Man, then came Tobey-Man 2 which gave us New York, and like Yamcha, everything went downhill from there... Vicarious Visions came back for the PS2 Port of Tobey-Man 3 and let's get back to Neversoft's Spidey, because I'm going on a tangent here.

Back then the game was awesometastic. Is it Nostalgia, or does it still hold up? Let's Find out!

Story:
You're Peter Parker, also The Amazing Spider-Man. You're taking pictures of a Reformed Doctor Octopus who has some inventions for the betterment of mankind. You accidentally bump into Eddie Brock as "Spider-Man" steals Doc Ock's invention and breaks Brock's camera... Cue Tonguey... I mean Venom. Then 2 Mysterious Villains release a "Poison?" fog in New York City which in reality is a plot contrivance that covers for the limitations of the PS1. Now as Spider-Man you must attempt to clear your name and stop a couple of bad guys who are up to no good.
6.5 before the pitchforks and torches come into my face, hear me out. The story is NOT THAT good if you look at it on paper. It's your classic evil  Doppelgänger frames you for a crime you didn't commit story. That the actors playing the roles did an amazing job, that's a different story and a different area to rate, but looking at the story on paper, it's been overdone.

Graphics:
This is a PS1 game from 2000. You can't expect PS4 Graphics from this game.

The characters are a bit stylized DUE to the limitations of the Era. On some characters it works decently, like Peter. Notice I said Decently, not perfect, since Parker and Spidey have very different face shapes. Other Models look atrocious, even for a PS1 game... I'm looking at you, Doc Ock... Black Cat too!
6.5 FOR A PS1 Game...

Controls:
This game has some controls that are clunky by today's standards. You move with the D-Pad, your worst enemy is the camera and sometimes the cause of unnecessary deaths. These were the foundations of modern Spidey controls and the stiffness/limitations from being the first generation shows. Nostalgia remembers them a bit smoother. That Underground Sewer Section.... ARRRRRRRGH!!!
7.0

Sounds and Music:
Most of the game's music is a bit bland and forgettable. The only memorable piece is Apollo 440's take on the 1960s Animated series theme... The voices on the other hand...
Jennifer Hale returns as Black Cat... Mmmm! Anti-Freezing Peptide... While we don't have Chris Barnes as Spidey, we have Rino Romano... Insert a Reference to Sandy Cheeks' boobs here. The Late Ephrem Zimbalist Jr. is once again Doc Ock... Dee Bradley Baker as Carnage, Rhino, JJJ and others... Dee Bradley Baker. His name sounds familiar. Wait... He's PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!
Also, Mysterio is Anti-Cosmo...

No, really... Listen to Mysterio, and every now and then Anti-Cosmo's voice pops up!
And obviously, the Narrator is The GOD OF MOTU Himself, STANDOR!!
9.5

Gameplay:

It's an action game, so basically, get from point A to point B, fight some enemies, avoid being killed by stage hazards. Some stages you have to race against an opponent or escape from attackers. There is a little variety and I Love how this game tackles some bad guys. You can use Rhino's charge attacks against him and forcing him to ram some power generators for him to get shocked. You can trick Carnage into touching a sonic bubble, so it's not simply beat the crap out of your enemy.
8.5

Overall
Spider-Man gets a 7.6 in this era. The graphics are the weak spot, even if being fair to them being PS1 era graphics. The controls have not aged well and the story wasn't great. The dialogue was entertaining, but the story itself wasn't that great. Back then this game would've been an 8.0 at minimum.

I'm not going to touch Enter Electro... BLEGH!!



Sep 2, 2017

Thinking about Super Mario Maker 2...

I didn't know that the Switch has a touch screen, meaning that the Big N could theoretically do a Super Mario Maker 2. So it's List Time!!


MORE ENEMIES!!
Let me start that list with the most obvious idea. More enemies. We got the most basic Mario Enemies in the Original SMM, well let's bring out some more. I understand that Super Mario 2 (USA) is way different from Normal Super Mario To Make a true blue Super Mario 2 in Super Mario Maker, but the enemies could be brought in and given Normal Mario Properties. Ninjis, Shy Guys, Snifits. then we have enemies from SMB3 that didn't make the cut like Ptooies, alternate Bros. (like fire or boomerang) Buster Beetle. From SMW The Rexes, Dino-Rhinos, or enemies from Super Mario Land like Bombshell Koopas, Pionpis, etc.

-More Sub-Bosses:
Birdo, Reznor, Boom Boom, even Charging Chucks would be a nice addition other than Baby Bowser. The Koopalings (which could work as an alternative to Baby Bowser)

-More Bosses:
Aside Bowser here we could have  Mouser, Clawgrip, Tryclyde, even Wart or Tatanga (which is theoretically a reskinned Baby Bowser on a fiery clown cart) to switch things up. (I so want Totomesu)

-Power Ups:
Superball, Ice Flower, Boomerang, Hammer Bros. Suit come to mind. we could add the acorn suit as well, just to name a few.

-Themes: (Stages, not Look)
We are missing themes like Desert, Overworld at night, Ice Cavern, Lava Cavern. Forest, Chocolate, etc.

-Lava as an obstacle OUTSIDE the castle levels and water outside underwater sections:
Think lava caverns from SMW with the Blaargs and stuff. For the water think of all the levels in SMB3 and SMW that had water and dry sections at the same time.

-World Skins:
We already have SMB, SMB3, SMW, NSMB
How about SMB2, SML, SMW2?

-SLOPES!!! (Both Solid and Semi Solid)
 Do I need to explain this one? These could be used to recreate SMB3 ans SWM style levels or at a more basic level Donkey Kong 25m stage.

-Cannon Pipes: We saw these in SMW they were usually slanted, but having Cannon Pipes would be a fun idea for levels.

-costumes in all modes:
Self-explanatory.

That's just the tip of the iceberg on things I'd like to see... (Play as Luigi or Wario for reals, not a costume mushroom thing would be fun.)

Sep 1, 2017

Odds and ends Sept 01, 2017: We do not have the Technology, we can't rebuild him!

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster! Famous words by Richard Anderson in the role of Oscar Goldman. Based on the title of this rant and the quote, you might guess that I have some bad news. Haley Joel Osment has seen Oscar Goldman. He passed away on August 31st. My condolences to his family.

The A-Team, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Knight Rider, The Fall Guy, Extreme Ghostbusters, Dynasty, Murder She Wrote, Kung Fu: the Legend Continues, Simon & Simon, Perry Mason Returns,  The streets of San Francisco, Hawaii 5-0, Columbo, Gunsmoke, The Fugitive, Mission Impossible, The Green Hornet, The Six Million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman (obviously)... Heck he even was the father of the Hardy Boys...

Not those Hardy Boyz... The OTHER Hardy Boys...

Yes, Richard Anderson played the Hardy Boys' father in The Mystery of the Chinese Junk. huh huh junk...
So, as I was saying before I got sidetracked, Richard Anderson has played a lot of roles in a lot of series and movies. Many being part of pop culture... Though most people will think of Oscar Goldman for obvious reasons. May he Rest in Peace.

Crapcom is rereleasing a Limited Edition of Street Fighter 2... FOR THE SNES. A $100 SNES Cartridge of SFII in Ryu Headband Red or GITD Blanka Green. Really? A $100 cartridge for a console from 6-7 generations ago? WTF?

Woah! 4Chan Trolled Marvel? That's Deliciously Evil!! They even got their letter published.
They even compared the America Chavez comic to The Room... Spike, roll the clips!




Come on! The comparison to The Room was a dead giveaway that something was rotten in Denmark.
But that's not the point of this. The point is how Bleeding Cool's Rich Johnston has his head so far up his ass defending the comic that he doesn't notice that his article makes the trolling by 4Chan more delicious.

It commits the crime of being a first-time comic written by a YA novelist, having characters of a variety of sexual origins and identities and ethnic diversities, and being a positive activist comic.
It can't be because the writing is bad... Let's look at the sales figures from the first 4 America comics.
176- AMERICA

 
04/17  America # 1 -  43,592
04/17  America # 2 -  23,987  (-45.0%)
05/17  America # 3 -  16,262  (-32.2%)
06/17  America # 4 -  12,624  (-22.4%)

Since issue #2: -47.4%

Author Self-Insertion
on the frame before Storm.
Going from 43k to 12k is a HUGE Loss. Seems like the YA novelist writer isn't doing a great job. There is nothing wrong having a "diverse cast" the problem is when the "diversity" is being hamfisted and current Marvel is NOT BEING SUBTLE ABOUT IT. We've even seen Writers and Artists getting into feuds on twitter because of their "activism".

It's like the proverbial "Preachy Vegan" (Not all Vegans) They go to a steakhouse, bother the people dining by dumping their verbal diarrhea by insulting the people dining, then grabbing the food and dumping it into the ground as they scream bloody murder and go into the kitchen to attempt to "convince" the chef to go vegan. Instead of having people look up veganism and consider at least trying vegetarianism before going full vegan; you have people Doubling down on meat eating.

If you read the YA Novelist's "fantastic writing" on that page, including the Stephenie Meyer levels of cringy self-insertion, you can see WHY people were dropping this comic. She's basically a Lesbian Latina Superboy Prime with more Mary Sueness than Bella Swan and Alice from Resident Evil (in name only). Seriously, when you have to waste a page and have popular characters praising your protagonist it REEKS of Mary Sue.

But yeah, let's blame White Heterosexual Cis Male bigots...



 4chan is the collection of message board known for their anarchic free speech, responsible for everything from alt-right memes such as Pepe to the anti-Scientology actions of Anonymous. 
And here we go, smearing the second most wretched hive of scum and villainy this side of Mos Eisley.

The subgroup 4chan/co, which focuses on comics, animation, and sometimes how terrible I am, saw one member concoct a fake letter for America sent to editorial intended to mock the series with over-the-top praise that they think this comic undeservedly gets. And then they compare the comic to a much-derided movie. The letter is signed from CO, the 4chan subforum in question.
They DO HAVE a point since you ARE defending this comic. The Room gets a lot of undeserved praise, just like the "America" comic. Point is that Marvel WAS Duped into printing an obvious troll, because they're desperate for praise. It's almost as funny as the Christian show that was duped by the Fresh Prince song.

Wait, is that Star Wars?

Vegeta is that you?

But you see the point I'm trying to make here. Marvel got duped to publish a letter mocking them and they didn't notice the mockery, because they were trying to validate a failing title. America has the potential of being a good comic... IF she was being written by competent people who'd put the story above everything else... But it IS the House of (Moronic) Ideas and Agendas come before story...
A Faux Latina Interdimensional Illegal Alien (in the most literal sense of the words since Superman) with a ridiculously Overpowered Skillset is only known for being "Latina and Lesbian".  You can have a Latina Lesbian Character with super powers but when the character is simply using one or 2 words in Spanish while everything else is in English, it reeks of vagancia... Or worse. That's stereotypical and possibly Borderline Racist... As a Native Spanish speaker who is mostly bilingual and dabbles in a third language; I'm more prone to slip English into Spanish than Spanish into English. The only times I've mixed Spanish words in English has been either mocking the stereotype, holmes; if caught off guard and instinctively answered in Spanish and corrected myself mid-way in English; or I don't know/recall a word (due to brain farts) in English.

You CAN add politics (whether normal politics, identity politics, gender, sexual orientation, etc.) into a comic BUT IT CAN'T BE THE FOCUS OF THE STORY, otherwise it would be preachy and people fight back when being preached with condescension. The story SHOULD come first and the propaganda in second. something something attracting more flies with honey than vinegar.

So, the burning question: Does Super7 get a passing grade?

Now that I did 4 out of 5 Ultimates, is it enough for me to give them a final grade?
The answer is no. Once Waves 1 of Classics and Club Grayskull are reviewed, that's when I can give my final grade... I can give a Mid-term grade so far. I'll be using the same grading system as the it came from the toy chest to get the average.

Let's begin:

Communication was a bit of an issue. Videos explaining some status reports were consistent, though some issues popped up between videos that weren't properly communicated and rubbed some people the wrong way. The silence on the Resealable issue was the biggest offense. While Flynn acknowledged it was his fault, an omission is still a lie. 3.0

Payment was a breeze, while it STINGS A LOT that we have to pay it all upfront, there is no Matty scramble and no dealings with the incompetence made corporate... Digital River. 4.5

Delivery of product had a few issues: First the delays DUE TO THE FACTORY not keeping the molds properly, then the Dock Workers Strike...
While Technically NOT Super7's fault, they did leave a lot of people with a sour taste.  I'm only mentioning it for the sake of objectivity. (That is also why I haven't taken potshots at Super Kami Toyguru in here so far. This doesn't count. I'm stating that I haven't taken potshots at the guy.)

When the Product finally arrived to Super7's HQ it only took 4 days to arrive to my doorstep (and that was because the mailman didn't leave my package abandoned on my porch and I had to pick it up the next day at the post office.) 5.0

The final thing I have to use to grade them is the Toys themselves.
I'm taking the average of all It Came from the Toy Chest and using that as the final score. While I don't OWN Ram Man, I saw one in person and was able to judge it using my 5 point system.
4.40 is the actual score, BUT I have to round it. Math says I have to round it down to 4.0 but that would mean that I'd be removing nearly HALF a Point from the score. If I round Up, I'm giving them 1/10th of a point. So I'll do BOTH Scores for the sake of being as unbiased as possible.
Rounding DOWN 4.0 ROUNDING UP 4.5

Overall:
Super7 so far has a 4.13 or a 4.25 as their final score. This would translate to a B- which isn't TOO BAD, but it could be better. Communication, while it's leagues better than Mattel in the post-Neitlich era, sometimes it can be a bit too quirky for their own good. If there's an area that needs a small improvement, I'd say that one. The toys themselves need a smaller push, but they changed factories AFTER The Ultimates, so we'll see how that fares once we get the other waves.

Aug 30, 2017

Time Out finally returned to Plaza Las Américas...

It's smaller on the inside...
While this issue is very small to people outside Puerto Rico, this IS a big deal here...
Time Out is one of Namco's Arcade Stores and remember when Arcades where the thing? I even made a list of Arcade games that gobbled mainly my parents' money, but some of it I actually earned back then... (If I had to get technical, some of those games were from a time I was a child/young teen and my way to earn money meant chores and since my Orthodontist was at Plaza Las Américas, I was given $10 to hang at the mall and the arcade had the biggest bang for my buck... or their buck). Back in 2012 The Time Out at Plaza Las Américas closed... I ranted about it. So, about 5 years later they came back... Right across their old location at the Food Court...
Well... Time Out is getting NONE OF MY MONEY...

DDR Clones, an iteration of DDR itself, Racing Games, Ticket Scam games, Time Crisis 5 is the CLOSEST thing to a decent game *I* could play...
No Street Fighter, No Mortal Kombat, No King of Fighters, No Tekken, no Marvel Vs..., no Darkstalkers, no Soulcalibur, no Virtua Fighter, no Killer Instinct, no Metal Slug, NOT EVEN Ms. Pacman, or Galaga!!

**** Bayformers!!
I guess I'm better off buying one of those Bartop Arcade Emulators with a buttload of vintage Arcade ROMs if I want to get the Arcade Experience *I* wanted...

Also, they are using now some sort of reloadable e-Cards, so the $20 in Time Out Tokens I've collected throughout the years are useless...

This Time Out is even Crappier than the Time Out that was on the First Floor of Plaza Las Américas... IIRC it was where Macy's is right now.

 I was so excited about this and now I am so disappointed... and I mean more than Street Fighter V disappointed. This is Jem and the Holograms, nay Dragon Ball Evolution levels of disappointment.