Leaked New Thundercats wave

 Gundamit.com dropped a leak of Mumm-Ra proportions.

Dark Magician or something. I vaguely remember him but not sure If I'd want him.

I gave up on the Lunataks and pretty much the line. I may get Thunderkittens and a Deluxe Tygra, but I don't see myself.buying any Thundercats...

Fuckdammit! It's very inaccurate but I have wanted an anointed Lion-O ever since Mattel made the OG MOTUC Compatible figures.
 

Silverhawks when? I needs Melodia.

Super7 Tariffs Announcement:

 Die dumme Orange who shall not be named, has struck Super7. I just received an email explaining that Super7 will have to pass unto us an 8% Tariff charge, starting today, April 24th.

It's far less than expected... this has been applied to all in-stock items.

As you can see on John Cena Sheila, I crappily highlighted the teeny tiny 8% tariff warning.

Jesse, Let's do some Math!

Yeah, Mister White!

I said Math, not Meth!

Bummer!

Now that My lame reference has been done, let's talk Mathematics! 

How much is 8% of $55?

$4.40 that means that Sheila would be $59.40 plus shipping, handling, and other taxes.

Safari Joe on the other hand, his $65 becomes $70.20 with the 8% tariffs.

Wingnut and Screwloose's $75 tag turns into $81, which luckily isn't THAT much, but it might be pushing it for some folks... I don't think a Maraj, or a Footcruiser as prudent preorders right now. 

Since I already paid for a Shredder and a Foot Soldier, will S7 bill me with $8.80 from Tariffs? Or will they absorb the cost as the already paid for preorders were made pre-tariffs?

Food for thought.

I just got Billed for the Jesus figures shipment

Remember the Biblical Adventures Kickstarter? The one where I ordered the Divine Mercy Jesus and the Disney adaptation Jesus. So, maybe they'll be part of this year's Advent Calendar... Bonus item since it's his birthday.

I will try to get the Crucified Jesus and have a Jesus Trinity. If not, I'll have Diff'rent Strokes of Jesus. Yeah... reviewing this figure will be weird.

My sense of humor will be considered highly blasphemous because of Jesus. I can hear certain groups complaining about me buying two or maybe three Jesuses or is it Jesui?

This, like a Super7 preorder you just pay for it and forget it. Now I have two Jesuses coming my way. Now I'm wracking my head on how to review them... Sadly, I was unable to get a black Santa, so the Tag Team Match of Jesus vs Santa is now reserved for the white people. 

Shit, they never made Lucifer Action figures... based on the TV show, not other Lucifers... 

Ah, so THAT'S where I got the phrase from... 

Mattwl is going to make less toys and allow others more use of their licenses

 This is both a blessing and a curse. Mainly due to the arrifstays from Rumptay. Good because this gives Mattel time to move their factories from Chynuh. Bad because it means less product out there and not every other company will put enough care on the product.

I'd  be up for Super7 Ultimates Barbie and friends... Especially if they're the Life in the Dreamhouse versions. Raquelle better come with a He-Man figure. 

But back on topic: While we could end up with a team up like Mondo and MOTU, we could also end up with a Playmates and Power Rangers styled team up...

But the move is to be a multimedia company after Barbie's success. But it's obvious that Mattel is forgetting a huge market that they need to take a place in:

I'm talking about video games. For ages, Mattel has been allowing publishers to Make shovelware games out of their properties. 

But I've already mentioned videogames before.

Haley Joel Osment may have seen his career

 I'm so sorry, but Sora, you dun goofed! I just found out he was arrested earlier this month for public intoxication, cocaine possession. This is bad. Anti Semitic slurs don't help your case, Sora.

But it's current year, so Israel bad, you may get away with it... but it's the whole drunk and cocaine possession...

Yes, Sora... your stupid ass antics are going to get Haley Joel Osment canceled... wait, got it backwards: Stupid Haley Joel! Your antics are going to cancel Sora and possibly delay Kingdom Hearts 4 or worse... Recasting Sora...

I may hate your Necrosight, but I've no beef with you.

Me neither. In fact I want you to sign my keyblade! 

Cade! Get out! He saw our moms!

Should I gouge his eyes out!?

What the fuck, Cade! I jist wanted to make.a Cocaine Sora joke out of this whole situation and you want to go Hammibal Lecter on him! Not cool, man!

Let me be serious for a moment here, Haley Joel, dude: To my understanding, you unfortunately, lost your home during the recent California fires. That royally sucks and I can't even fathom what you're going through. Spiraling out of control getting drugged and drunk, picking fights with the police, dude, you could end up blacklisted and doing dorect to streaming movies like товарищ Сигал. Do you want to end up like товарищ Сигал. You are halfway there. No, it's not a fat joke... I'm talking about the whole belligerent asshole that throws bigoted insults. That puts you in the "difficult to work with" box. I don't want you to end like товарищ Сигал!!

Pope Francis is dead.

 Three pope's in my lifetime!? Mom went through 6 of them! Now I'm entering into the fourth Pope stage... that's because Pope Francis died of a stroke. The first Latin American Pope is dead after 12 years. 

Now we have to go through the same process until we see white smoke again.

That means my Auntie will see SEVEN POPES! WHY CAN'T WE GET LONG LASTING POPES. Pope Pius IX was the longest serving Pope with 32 years under his belt in the 1800s. Oh well.

Random toy musings:

 I will be touching various subject on toys, but there isn't enough for multiple full-fledged rants, so will compile them unto one.

How come there are 1:12 scale (wooden) dollhouses and furniture but no dolls?

I mean aside some porcelain statues and some raggedy ass dolls. We RARELY get some

Almost acceptable dolls but these are rare, and hard to get. Somehow there is a secondary market for these. Seen scalpers trying to sell them for 90 bucks. These are supposed to be in the $35-40 range. Thing that got me chuckling was that the kids have names whole the parents are Mommy and Daddy. Also the pics showcase a mixed race family while the toys are whiter than milk.

Even Mattel is giving their dolls decent articulation! I'm not asking for Marvel Legends articulation  here, just enough that Daddy can sit at the dinner table AND ACTUALLY EAT HIS MEAL! (By that I mean I can pose him like he's eating.) Dude can't sit on the couch to watch the PGA tour without looking like Frankenstein's monster going on a walk.

Give us some decent sculpts and articulation, please! That's why I got into the whole Civilians lines.

Playmates is doing Power Rangers Toys and they look like ass!

But Unfortunately, they're my only hope to get 1/12 scaled TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE!! I've seen the Stranger Things toys. Likenesses are hit or Miss, but it might also be the only way I can get some civilians. Would be cool if we could get:

Jason, Zack, Trini, Rocky, Adam, Aisha, Kimberly, Green Tommy, White Tommy, Bulk and Skull (different outfits than S7) Heck, even a Youth Center Playset with Ernie would be interesting IF DONE 1/12 scale. 

Seriously, Hasbro, you gave up Lightning collection for THIS!? 

Mattel is confusing me with MOTU PRODUCT.

Toy based Origins is now Mattel website only. Filmation based Origins is a retail product. Then there's the Concept figures and the Crossovers which are spread throughout stores.

Masterverse is both retail and website but I haven't seen retail figures since Nickelback Battle Armor He-Man. No, sorry. Sun Man was the latest Masterverse I saw on retail.

I think Skelegod and Battle Cat were the only brick and Mortar Masterverse figures that I got (as presents or bought) Everyone else has been bought online.. keeping track of product has been a bitch. Distribution issues has been the main factor in why I haven't been too into Masterverse. New Eternia, Retro figures, Netflix versions, pseudo filmation, now New Etheria, Gunman, 87 movie, soon 2026 movie... it's hard to keep track of what's retailer ex lusove, Mattel exclusive, available everywhere, and available nowhere.

Super7 radio silence on tariffs and preorders bugs me.

I don't want to keep bringing up 

Tariffs, but since they're killing the toy Industry and I have a few Super7 Preorders that were made BEFORE the Tariffs I'm worried. Especially for the 2k3 TMNT Wave 2 figures I got from Super7... That I already paid for. Because at least bigbadtoystore will let me cancel the preorders if the tariffs are too high...Meanwhile B-Flynn is silent while the S7 Facebook page is teasing preorders.

I don't want to be hit in January 2026 with Super7 trying to charge me $50 more for my Shredder and Foot Ninja. That's assuming the 145% rate reaches that date. It could either go down, or up. Please go down. WAAY Down. 

Also let me take a chance and remind y'all to gimme:

Ultimates Shipwreck!

Ultimates Melodia!!

Ultimates Pizzaface!!!

Todd, since you're doing Turtles now, what scale are they?

 I know the page punchers are about 5 inches, but will humans be 5 inches or will they be 7 inches? Inquiring minds want to know. I don't want to invest on the Turtles and then have April be shorter than them... Please be 7 inches and make Herman the Hermit Crab! Seriously. IDW Mutanimals for the win. 

Honestly Todd Redesigning the Classics would be cool. Imagine a Todd Rat King, Tokka, Rahzar, Groundchuck, Dirtbag, Wyrm, Pizzaface...

Betting these will be a pain in the ass to get because Todd... but if a cheaper Turtle Van is made, good... unless we get fucked like the Batmobile.

Also, Todd, Gimme a Klassic Johnny Cage! 

We live In a world where Skibidi Toilet toys exist...

I want an AVGN action figure... or Nostalgia Critic... thanks to Mattel we can have Logan Paul... but I want Uncle Roger, Crazy Russian Hacker and his huskies. Hell, I'll take the two sword guys who shit on Reverse grip on YT Shorts, especially if they have a ton of swords. I've been doomscrolling for the past 30 minutes and I can't find their shorts to get their channel... *update* SellswordArts is the channel. 

Hell, I got a Shoe0nhead short and I haven't seen her in years. Got a ton of Steve Harvey Family Feud  shorts though. He'll, although I haven't seen her in a while, the ca ca nah meeeelk! Koufee! Perfect! Lady and Johnny the Hawaiian dude who makes parody reactions would be a nice two pack.

Has Super Action Stuff made new stuff after the light up arcade cabinet?

I want to get some stuff, but right now I need to hunt for the Casket. And other stuff. Tempted to get some stuff straight from them...

Civilians the toyline: a follow-up

 Trigger warning: 

The following toys are not intended for children

They are for adult collectors. Last time I mentioned certain toys, Blogger got weird apparently action figure Graysons and Michael Bay Music Videos can make Blogger get triggered. It's probably the accessories for the mutants... this link directs to sensitive material so you need to confirm you're an adult. You have been warned.

I mentioned the civilian line where I want 1:11 scale figures with Policemen, Doctors, Lawyers and such.

Was that a reference to Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be chipmunks?

No! I just stated a few professions. Anyways, I  ended the rant with a joke about adding a strip club playset...

It wasn't a joke. 

It wasn't. I want Strippers, I want prostitutes... both with castoffable clothes. I will not mention the pieces for Harambe. And like Michael Jackson

Or pieces that reference a Michael Bay Music video. But those would be included. Also hands for powdering noses. Alternate powdered heads would be a thing. Again, I'm going for the seedy underbelly.

Strippers would have various soft goods outfits on close to anatomically accurate bodies. 

Some props for dancing.

Like snakes and shit?

Those and breakaway velcro profession clothes:

School teacher, paramedic, police officer, nurse, etc.

Prostitutes would have castoffable clothing. Some models would have non removable stocking and open crotch underwear. The unmentiomanle accessories for the Johns and Janes. They would also have a purse with a self defense device. Their unmetionable for Harambe will be wearing protection... 

Self defence device, he means guns, knives, Tasers, etc.

No Mind Reading Ms. Ruiz-Reid!

None needed. It's obvious.

Pimps:

Yes, full on stereotypical pimp Regalia, cane and everything. Also a gun and a protected Harambe. I mustn't forget the slapping hand with slap effects. A golden gun and knife.

Are pimps going to be of all races or just black?

What the fuck, Cade? Are you trying to get me canceled? Equal opportunity pimping.

Gigolo:

I mustn't forget the man ho's. 

Using toned male bodies with Harambe plug-in pieces. (Dead, strong, strong with protection) and castoffable clothing. It would be cool if we could get a Rob Schneider figure as Deuce Bigalow.

Who?

Ashley, help me out here.

 Google:

making copies.

Home Alone 2

You can do it

Iggy surf Ninjas

There you go Dingus and Dingus Lord.

Male Strippers have breakaway velcro shirts and pants and a castoffable Speedo. The male unmentionables apply here.

What no commentary?

Male Strippers. No one cares about those. I know "but muh realism."

It's not so much about realism. It's about equal opportunity..

College Flashers and streakers:

Essentially figures of young adults who have castoffable clothes. Like say college girls (wearing their alma mater sweaters) flashing their sweater puppies out of a car's sunroof...

Puppies JR! Puppies!!

I'm surprised you know that reference.

Mom played Smackdown games for the CAWs.

Oh.

 Male athletes flashing their junk out of their sweatpants. 

Here I must put a warning that these aren't real people, just theoretical action figures to have in crass displays that display a somewhat realistic caricature of the world's perversions. The flashers aren't flashing real people. And lastly the Trenchcoat flashers... both male and female.

Don't think I've seen it happen in real life.

You will now.

Johns:

Prostitutes need their clients. While I proposed some Harambes that can be stuck with mounting putty. These guys would have sculpted clothing, but swappable crotch pieces.

Normal version, fly open Harambe Tribute.

All colors and body types.

Are you trying to make Liberty City a thing?

No! But I do have a GTA Reference for later.

Janes:

Same thing like the Johns, but these ladies get castoffable soft goods clothes. One or two of the models should sport the Karen hairdo.

All body types?

All body types. Equality. 

Fun Vehicles:

Now these would be a bit more expensive, because they're for adult collectors.

Johnmobile:

A car similar to a 1982 Dodge Aries. The front seat is one long seat, which makes it easy for hanky panky. Preferably should be a 2 door version. But the special thing is that the car can rock up and down or side to side. Like in GTA. Bonus if the sound can be replicated.

That's a Manana...

Yes. Yes it is. Told you GTA Reference incoming.

Janemobile:

Based on an early 80s Volvo 240 station wagon... because there isn't a huge gap between driver and passenger seats. Like the Johnmobile, it should rock up and down. Also, the trunk should come with bunch of random accessories which would be items a Mom would have like groceries, school bags, etc.

Not a direct version, but you were thinking of the Perennial from GTA.

Guilty.

Back to the people:

Drug dealers:

Here they have to fit various stereotypes like the campus dealers, the gangbangers, the high class designer... campus dealers would have grass, medicine, maybe some powdered sugar. Maybe a knife as a weapon. 

The Gangbanger would have a gun. Grass, sugar, rock candy and maybe some science.

The high class designer would have some Science, medicine, especially woosah! 

No, only the gangbangers were GTA References. The college one is inspired by real life.

And the last one is based on TV. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Vehicles: 

Here the cars for the campus dealers and the gangbangers will be beat up old er vehicles.

Campus D:

A Ford Pinto looking car. Non working doors, but the windshields are always down and on the trunk, tons of illegal substances: sugar cubes, dehydrated herbs, lots of medicine bottles. 

What the hell is a Pinto?

The car that explodes when rear ended... Dingus!

Hey!

GBMobile:

This one is more likely to have guns and weapons than say, stuff to make science, sugar blocks, or rock candy. It will have all, but it's like a few small bags of science, candy, and sugar, but more weapons than all 3 McF pack.

Punisher anyone?

More like Punisher victim.

High Rolla: 

A Lexus or Mercedes. There would be a few fancy bags but not as crazy loaded like the college D.

Why not a Lambo?

Too flashy. Needs to be flashy but not too flashy to be noticeable.

Back to people again:

This one is more for Spawn, since it's homeless folks. There would be some variations. Like some with sculpted clothes, and others with castoffable clothing. While Hobo orgies are real, the reason the clothes are removable have nothing to do with those. Since I'm not adding the required stuff needed for them. Unfortunately, not all homeless people are fully there. Some have mental disabilities and they can run around naked. I knew of one homeless person who had issues and he often would throw away his clothes and break garbage bags looking for clothes to wear. Picking the same clothes he had just thrown away. Then he'd go to a culvert and strip to wash his clothes. Dude was 45 cards short of a full deck. In his insanity, he did things that I can't mention here.

You get the idea. Thanks Family Guy.

Point is if you need to have a display showcasing the flaws in the system and how it fails the needy, you can. Or if you want to display a Hobo orgy, you can too! Or even a crime scene display where other homeless tampered with the scene to get some clothes.

Again, this is not meant to be a mockery of the less unfortunate. It's just giving options to collectors. But most importantly to help Spawn displays and populate Rat City.

I don't think it's a good idea. Instead add various soft goods outfits and heads. For variation. Maybe let them have underwear.

Let's move on:

Pigs in a blanket: undercover cops:

You've seen the undercover cop meme. Well, I want to make figures of that. With various degrees of absurdity... I'm talking going from passable to blue dude wearing orange Skeletor Armor  can pass off as He-Man. Yes, bothale and female would be in normal undercover (protestor, dealer, user)

This kind of obvious. And this is the part where I might get canceled again:

Undercover cops disguised as prostitutes. 

There will be female cops and male cops dressed as prostitutes. The male cops is the cancelable piece. Because I'm playing with the absurdity of a male cop dressed as a female prostitute. It's not an attack on drag queens or transpeople, though I can see how it can be interpreted that way. I just imagined a mega macho cop dressed like a prostitute on a corner arresting Johns left and right, who tried soliciting, despite the officer not making any effort in acting like a prostitute. 

That's a JoJo reference...

Also, the female cops dressed as prostitutes, would suffer from the UC Cop issues while wearing castoffable outfits, due to the profession. Sculpted clothes would be a too obvious giveaway. How deep undercover they are? I dunno, but someone might end up making NWA's dream about copulation with the constable a reality.

Mission accepted.

I was making a joke, not giving you a mission!

Party pooper Vehicles:

Of course the UCs will get their own vehicles.

Protestor:

An older cop car with the light bar removed and the decals that would make the car look like a cop car have been hastily removed and it has traces of them. But the inside is a "fully functional cop car".

So despite the massive incompetence, they get the job done. Detective O'Malley won't like this.

Dealer:

Let's give them a small car that's cheap and inconspicuous  like a mildly dented Toyota Corolla. Looking pretty normal aside the separator between front and back, and the police radio.

Zzzzzzzz

But back to people again.

Modular Corpses:

Police need crime scenes some of them heinous... some of these are highly controversial, due to the graphic nature. Disembowelment, chopped off parts, etc. Young, old, we get the whole spectrum of corpses. Yes, that includes children and toddlers.

 

Dude you're so getting canceled.

I warned y'all that these would be controversial.

All corpses would be castoffables...

Canceled in 3... 2... 1...

As I was saying, they NEED to be castoffable, since a stab victim would require torn clothes versus a drowned victim whose clothes would be intact. A gunshot victim has different kind of damage than a strangulation victim. The kids would have sculpted panties/briefs. I'm not Jared Foggle. I'm a little fucked up on the head but not THAT fucked up. 

But why would you want toy corpses, especially KID Corpses!?

Not Especially. They are a side effect of Equality and fairness. 

Ah, I see. Since you want to add Serial killer accessory packs, victims may be needed and one of the sets is a cannibal... Dude that's fucked up. But you've joked with the idea of toy serial killers before.

See? Babs gets me, Buster! Heh, Buster, Babs... ah, these GenZ kids wouldn't understand the reference.

It was Todd McFarlane himself who gave me the idea with this Billy Kincaid statue. Also, watching Seven recently didn't help.

The serial killer packs would include bloody weapons, parts that would work with the corpses, and in some cases clear plastic coats.

Indeed Ashley, it's a nod to American Psycho.

Now, putting the creepy and uncomfortable stuff on pause. I've been racking my head how to do tasteful figures of other cultures/religions.

Thinking some traditionalist Hindu folks, Muslims, even Jehova's Witnesses with their carts.

You're trying to figure out ways to add a Caleb and Sofia reference? Aren't you?

You KNOW about Caleb and Sofia!?

I am one with the Internet. Of course I know about Caleb and Sofia. I also know about God's Gang, and the LDS copy of Caleb and Sofia, Miguel and Sophia.

Shit, I forgot the Mormon missionaries and their bikes! But yeah. Key here is make tasteful toys of them... 

Not gonna lie I want nuns...

Castoffable nuns, please!

Cade, I know your nature, but yes, I want removable habits, but not for your reasons. Mainly because I want a uniform look with the nuns and I will most likely be selling Nun packs instead of actual Nuns. That way more nuns can be made. 

Something similar would be made for the burqas. Again, going for tasteful representation... NO TEAM AMERICA CLIPS, ASHLEY!!

THE Loyal Subjects apparently lost the TMNT License

 Hence the Todd TMNT based on IDW. So my last BST AXN TMNT will be:

Tokka and Rahzar and they will be Babies, as they won't be Oversized... and I Don't think I'll be able to buy Super7 versions due to Tariffs. Hell, I'm afraid of the 2k3 Shredder and Foot Soldier I got from them. At least BBTS will let me cancel Casey if the Tariffs make the figures Ridiculously expensive. 

But I'm going to suggest something crazier: instead of Todd simply wasting time retreading what The Loyal Subjescts already did, why not let Todd make HIS OWN TAKE on Key TMNT Characters: Splinter, Turtles, April, Casey, Foot Soldier, Krang's Android body, Shredder, Rocksteady and Bebop.

Seriously, Imagine an April with Big McFarlane 90s hair, or a Shredder with a shitton of spikes and an even Ridiculously long cape.

Or a figure of this Michelangelo... 

You're supposed to make people excited for McFarlane Turtles not scare them away.

It exists, alright. Not to mention that Todd can have Mirage color versions, Toon versions, and even OTHER version repaints, like Mirage Black and White, Playmates colors, etc. 

Also, I'd be buying the shit out of MCF TMNT Accessory packs.

Maybe Todd could get some oddities out like Pizzaface, Rat King, etc.

Bad News everyone! Playmates TMNT Related.

 I am not getting a Mutant Module for a single reason: Tis' a Tar Jay exclusive.

So now I am fucked. Shit out of luck! A target exclusive and I'll stop referencing Beelzeboss.

The Sewer Lair, I dunno. It's too small for Ultimates, but having reference materials to build one... depends on the price.  I'm already cringing at the prospect of making an Ultimates Scale Technodrome.  Acrylic hemispheres are expensive as hell. Guess that I'll have to make Arcade game Module tubes. The Drill it will be an itch-bay.

Civilian Action figures: a rant, or is it ANOTHER one? I think it's the latter.

 Superhero displays can be a bit weird when the only characters are the superpowered beings. Especially when the displays are dioramas. At best, you can get some old 1:12 dolls on ebay with ReAction level of articulation. 

We need something better and taller.

I'm looking for something with similar levels of articulation to Billie Eilish or a little bit less. Something akin to the Diva Superstars by Mattel, but with ankle articulation and C-grip hands.

Why? Again, to enhance displays... without using wrestlers. What I'm suggesting is 1:11 scale since it kinda matches Wrestling figures and straddles the line of 1:12 compatible (Marvel Legends, Jada Street Fighter) and 1:10 scale (Super7 Ultimates, MOTU Masterverse). That also opens up the door for compatibility across multiple lines... cross-pollination. 

The best part is that this can be either a Gender Neutral line with certain characters more appealing to girls and others more appealing to boys.

The best part is that this theoretical line can get almost as much reuse as say, Masters of the Universe, if whatever company makes them plays it smart.

For example:

Men:

Three body types:

Slim

Athletic 

Curvy

Since most working men use a variation of Slacks, only three types of legs are needed. Feet are another story: formal shoes, casual shoes, boots, sneakers. 

Torsos would require more variations, but sticking to a buck system with some overlays wonders can be done:

For example:

Button shirts could use an overlay on the neck for the collar.

Tie, no tie 

An additional overlay would be a blazer, vest, or coat. It would depend on the type of profession.

Then we got the non buttoned shirts that can get either a Polo V-Neck collar or a Rpund T-shirt collar. Jacket, vest, coveralls, or coat can be used as an additional overlay.

For the arms you get some variations, short sleeves, no sleeves, long sleeves, rolled up sleeves, coat sleeves, jacket sleeves. Most of these variations would occur on the forearms. Half. So, again, mix and match. 

Or some of these parts could be soft goods to save on tooling

 (Trenchoats, blazers, coveralls)

Same thing would apply to the female figures.

Three body types, some shared parts.

Same thing would apply to the teens, the tweens, and the preschoolers. Babies get same body two heads. (Girl, boy). Making some new heads and doing repaints could expand the roster.

And like WWE TOYS we can have various tiers:

Basic: which would be a figure with no accessories and less detailed paintjobs. Plain colored shirt and pants. Let's use a Police officer as an example:

It's your standard cop with a non removable hat, and gun sculpted on its holster. Best used as a traffic cop or a desk cop.

Deluxe: would be a more expensive figure with one or two accessories and in some cases a soft goods clothing item (skirts, coats, things like that) Using the cop example: this cop has a nightstick and a removable hat. The gun would still be sculpted on its holster.

PLUS: This is the more Adult collector figure. More expensive than the Deluxe, but it has things like more detailed paintjob on the clothes, alternate heads, swappable hands, more accessories. Using the cop example:

Removable glasses, hat. Gun holster is functional with removable gun. Has a nightstick and a removable vest. 

This would also translate into vehicles and playsets. But this time only two tiers: BASIC and PLUS.

For example, let's say a cop car. 

The Basic Tier car would have no clear plastic windshield or functional doors.

The PLUS car would have functioning doors, trunk with some extra acceasories inside, BP vest, shotgun, megaphone, etc. You can also cuff criminals to the back of the car.

For the Playsets, the Basic version would have a front facade and the internal walls are flat with stickers. The paintjob on the front facade would be minimal

 The PLUS version would have some 3D items ie lamps, door frames, etc. The paintjob on this would be a bit more detailed than the basic.

For example if you want to make  a city street diorama, you can get two PLUS buildings and 3 BASIC buildings. Putting the PLUS buildings in the foreground with the BASICS in the background you can create the illusion of depth in your display. 

These playsets, figures and vehicle displays can be spiced up with accessories, vehicles and figures from other lines. Using some of the buildings from this theoretical toyline, trash cans and other accessories from Figures Toy Company (not sponsored) and some Shady individuals and the Lucha Lowrider. You could create a drug deal for Punisher to bust.

I so wanna make a strip club for this, but

Top 20 Vehicles I'd like to see in Wrestling Scale

 Wrestling figures straddle the line between 1:12 and 1:10. I would call them 1:11, but it wouldn't be exactly accurate. The following list will contain vehicles for general use.Not specific to any wrestling company. I just Want to steal them to use them with Ninja Turtles figures by Super7 or NECA.

Don't lie. Half of the list is for the MuTeens customs.

20: Der Wankpanzer:

I don't care of what you think about Elon Musk. This isn't about him as a person. I'm looking at his Douchemobile for what it is. An ugly heap of metal and plastic that looks jaggier than Lara Croft's boobs. 

Again, this has nothing to with the CEO. I just want a vehicle that screams I'M A DOUCHEBAG WITH WAY TOO MICH MONEY AND ZERO TASTE! The Cybertruck is the only vehicle that fits the bill. 

I'm not touching this one. Not even with a 39½ foot pole.

Nick, Dad just bought a Cybertruck. No Swastikas, Alicia!

And that's how you ruined my fun, cow. How can I fight fascism if I can't protest?

I punched Hitler in the face!

Raphael, pretty much every hero who has been in 1940s Germany has punched Hitler in the face. Now I have to deal with the Turtles too! I need friends!!

19: 1981 El Camino:

Keeping the theme of Odd pickup vehicles. It's a car that wants to be a pickup truck. It's a weird sight to behold.

Wait, didn't your Old Man own an El Camino when you were a toddler?

Yeah?

Yes, he did and you want to have something that ties you to the times before your parents divorced.

No mind reading Barbara Ann!

18: 1966 Chevy G10 Van:

Can work as an old News and, or a  van for a bunch of Teens to travel across state lines doing good deeds. No talking dogs!!

Oh! It's a Scooby Doo reference! In before Cade asks for a castoffable Daphne and Velma!

Classic versions, or Scooby Doo On Zombie Island. Yes Cade, Cam Clarke is in that one. 

17: 2017 smart fortwo:

Because it's a hilarious car. Picture Bulk and Skull stepping put of one... you're welcome.

Is this a Syrus playing Urkel and the nerdmobile but upgraded for modern Audiences?

It's a funny looking Small car. That's it!

Sahara...

Raisins

Of course you will never get laid with that car. Not even Nick!

No, Cade! It's a trap! Don't do it son!

16: 1959 Pink Cadillac series 62:

How did that get there?

You're welcome.

 Yes... MOTUC Dolph and Gwildor need their car... or Masterverse Dolph and Gwildor.

He's telling the truth. His interest for that car is purely MOTU based.

15: 1977 Cadillac Fleetwood Limo:

A man is born, he's a man of means and he needs a vehicle that reflects that.

Dude. You need to buy either ODB or Biggie. Old Man can be the unseen chauffeur while Alicia and Carlotta are the new Arnold and Willis.

Watchu'talking bout, Dingus?

Di cosa parli, Nico?

Ooh! Busted! Now Carlotta is in this too!? Moving on!

14: 1998 Toyota Cresta:

This car never made it to America, so the driver seat is on the right side.

Why?

Simple Wonder Alice, god is a weeb. He wants this because of an Anime.

13: Food Truck:

Nowadays Food trucks are very common... especially in cities and suburbia.

Taco truck?

You know Tacos aren't the only food trucks. There are Pizza food trucks.

I wouldn't trust a pizza food truck.

But you would trust Pizzaface.

Goddammit! Enough about Pizzaface!

Burgers, Sandwiches, even Sahwarma...

Do we look like Joss Whedon's Avengers?

12: Youabian Puma:

Ridiculously toyetic. It looks like a Car transitioning to a Monster Truck!

Überwankpanzer. That's what it should be called.

I kinda like it. It has this "Move, bitch, get out the way! Get out the way, bitch! Get out the way!" Vibe to it! 

All I see is a giant sign that says: I have a tiny penis that can't get hard.

Stop it! 

11: Excalibur Phaeton:

It belongs in a museum, but at the same time It reminds me of the old Playmates Shredder mobile. No, it's not. A 1 to 1 reproduction, but it has enough customizing Potential to make one.

Dude, that looks like an Alfred Mobile. I mean The Macaroni mobile.

Nah, Dingus! It looks like a Twisted Metal car... you're the gamer. You should see what I see.

Great now I can't unsee any of those.

10: Corvette C4:

Everyone focuses on the 83 Vandura by GMC but forgets the A-Team's second vehicle. The Corvette C4 driven by the Faceman.

So you want it in white and you add the striping?

Goodness, no! I want the car model, not the A-Team's version. I let that to more skilled customizers.

9: Older Crown Victoria NYC Taxi:

The beauty of getting a Crown Vic Taxy I'd that it can be repurposed into a Crown Vic Cop Car and a Crown Vic civilian model.

Thinking of the Beastie Boys figures? Well, answer me!

Uh, oh! No, I wasn't. It was more along the lines of Taxis where the passenger lacks funds and

Ew! Ew! Ew! You pervert!

You asked. I answered.

8: Soft top Jeep Wrangler (between 80s-2010s):

This one It's not really for the big city this place. It's more for the wild or organic displays. Jungles, deserts, etc.

You want a 92 Sahara, in Tan with black trim details... We KNOW you love Jurassic Park, the book over the movie.

Oh yeah! The Cyborg Carlotta Clones.

Really Dingus? You killed Dinosaurs like Lara Croft and all you can think is chicks you banged?

Ashley, you would've banged them too if you were in Nick's place.

I wasn't thinking of JP. Now I am. Ashley, gimme NES JP Music!

7: Chrysler Sebring Convertible:

Is this a?

Yes, Ashley. It is.

I needs it! 

What's the deal with the car?

Sitting in the front seat? Sitting in the back seat? Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?

Oh god, you're worse than Ashley!

Thems fighting words, Dingus!

Oy vey! Yeah. It's a meme reference. But it's a Convertible, so display options top up, top down. You just got to make up your mind...

6: VW 2024 Electric Bus (the ID Buzz):

Yes... you know why I want this...

It was ONE time. Now I have to take the stupid joke for life. I NORMALLY MAKE Machines, not fuck them. I was testing a sex bot!

Dude... a New Base for an eco-friendly Turtle Van and you're pissed because you fuck machines?

I Don't Do Machines!!

What's next? Leonardo doesn't lead, Raphael isn't cool but rude, and Michelangelo isn't a party dude? 

Not like that!!

Whatever robosexual. Kidding, bro! It's easy to grind your gears. I mean besides Leonardo. Raphael would dish it back and Mikey would turn it into a game.

5: 1995 Mazda RX7:

This one is a pet peeve of mine. One of my Mom's neighbors had one of these. Dude loved that car. Almost as much as Donatello loves Machines. Mom used to refer to him as "Meteoro",Speed Racer's Spanish dub name.. Mainly because he revved the car and drove fast. He also spent all weekend tuning the car ans replacing parts to improve performance. 

Didn't help that one Sunday after church, Mom saw him wearing a Blue Polo shirt and white pants. She started laughing and once we got inside she said: "Mira si El cabrón está vestido de Meteoro. Pena que El carro de mierda no es Blanco." Roughly translates to: Look! The dickhead is dressed as Speed Racer. Shame his shitty car isn't white." It was Blue.

Why?

Personally I'd prefer a 1997 model, due to Right hand driving, but those were supposedly banned in the US.

No, why would you want to immortalize a car that annoyed your Mom?

Where do you think I got my exaggerated ability to whine about everything? 

That checks out.

4: Isuzu NPR Truck:

Ooh! I know the reason for this one!

Yes, Truck-Kun is the first reason. But I needed a Box Truck that could fit Big Mutants as cargo. Making a Truck-Kun is an added bonus.

3: Soccer Mom type van:

Here I don't have a specific model in mind. Chrysler Pacifica, Chevy Astrovan, Toyota Sienna, Hyundai Starex, Ford Aerostar, etc.

Why?

Why not? I'm picking different types of cars to have realistic displays, be ause not everyone will be driving fancy cars. We need some "lame vehicles" too!

2: Schoolbus: (Normal Schoolbus, not Miss Frizzle's Magic Schoolbus)

Aw, man! I was so ready! 

That's why I preemptively stopped you. Again, I'm going for realistic displays and it will be part for a future rant. I'll let you do the math.

1: Normal Bus...yes, as in the public transportation vehicle.

Why?

Your Dad's third favorite Keabu Reeves movie. The other two being Johnny Mnemonic and The Devil's Advocate.

Dammit Babs, did you read the Old Man's mind?

No. I've seen his mancave. He has posters of Speed, Johnny Mnemonic, and The Devil's Advocate.

Ashley's right. The Bus is for Speed references. Here I thought that Old Man Cade liked Chain Reaction, the First Matrix, and Constantine a lot more than Speed. Point is that Superman stopping a bus looks badass! 1.35 Slambulances in length would look "realistic" while remaining toyetic.

New Fabtastic Four doesn’t understand Johnny Storm

 The actor playing Johhny Storm in the new Fantastic Four movie, Joseph Quinn doesn't understand the character. According to an interview he gave to Variety, Johnny Storm won't be a womanizing, arrogant douche... because that's "not sexy". 

The Idea of Johnny Storm being this IRRESPONSIBLE SELFISH ASSHOLE IS to show the "dark side of the power". You know how Spider-Man is all about " With Great Power comes Great Responsibility." Johnny lacks the Responsibility part. He needs to mature into his powers. Maturing is a sign of character growth. Starting as an arrogant douchebag, who uses his fame as a hero to sleep around.

Before anyone tries to argue that it was the 60s. Remember, the 60s was the era of the "free love". Also the womanizing johnny is a trait that it's still around. A little while back, Doctor Doom Was about to make peace with the fantastic 4; because he was getting married. Then Johnny screwed it all up by fucking Doom's fiancée. I forgot the other part. He was seeing someone else and he cheated on his partner with Doom's fiancée.

Johnny needs to be a prick. I guess I'll wait for Fantastic Four to hit Disney plus and not watch It at theaters.

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