Jun 7, 2024

What if Shredder's Revenge was a Power Rangers game?

 You get Rita's Rewind: a Beat'em-up game with Power Rangers made in a similar style to Shredder's Revenge.

I'm calling it now comma Tommy will be DLC.
So far the game has been announced only for Steam. Console release will eventually come. My guess is Sirius X PS5 and not so sure about the switch.

I'm liking this revival of nostalgic properties via Beat'em-up games. We had Ninja Turtles; GI Joe is coming and now we have Power Rangers. If only there was some other nostalgic brand that had a huge influence in toys to have a game like this...

Of course, I'm talking of Silver Hawks or ThunderCats. There are no other brands that could use this revival... none at all...

For fucks sake Mattel, why the fuck haven't you gotten a retro style to Beat'em-up He-Man game? It's so freaking obvious but I guess you're allergic to money.

I might give SF6 Season 2 a Pass...

This is the part where you ask me: "Are you OK?" So I can reply with "Busta Woof!" Then you tell me: "Silly Nefty, Terry Bogard is not a Street Fighter Character." My response is "Of course!! But Elena is Street Fighter 3's Capoeira girl!" Now allow me to drop the Season 2 teaser faster than Mai Shiranui drops her panties for Terry's brother Andy.


My imaginary conversation with you, my reader, revealed the characters. First we have Terry Bogart from Fatal Fury. A peculiar guest option, but I love it. I drop the hint with it are you okay? Buster wolf! Reference. I revealed bison with the of course quote from the live-action movie. I flat out stated that Elena was coming. And Mai's panties were the hint for Mai coming. 

I'm not going to lie, bison coming back feels weird but in a good way. I need the main villain of this game is his accountant. Like what the actual fuck. We needed a dictator back! The guest characters are icing on the cake. Honestly the weakest character on this lineup is Elena, but she's not a bad choice. Seriously Capcom, you should have made the Ninja Turtles playable characters though.