Remember my "war against Mattel" where I destroyed Mattycollector? Apparently that would make me a terrorist.
Or does it make me a MAGA War Hero? Do I get Veteran Benefits now?
The President himself said it: Mattel is a country. Do I get a Military parade for destroying Mattycollector? I want a statue of me in El Segundo, California. The statue would be of me Teabagging The Mighty Spector who lies over the corpses of Max Steel, Barbie, Draculaura, and Catra. The statue should also have me flipping the bird to Mattel HQ, or is it Consulate now?
It's ludicrous bits of news like this that make my afternoon. I was feeling a bit bummed earlier today. Now my sides hurt from all the laughing about the country of Mattel.
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