Flinging popcorn at the worst twilight parody

 It's called Taintlight. A Chris Seaver "Film" it makes porn movies look like high budget productions. And i'm not talking those fancy parodies where they have decent costumes. No I'm talking Amateur Compilation kind videos made by drunk college students.

To call this film film, it's an insult to film to call it moronic is an insult to Morons.

The fact that this movie exists is proven up for atheists to claim that there is no god. After this, I'm gonna burn my twilight books. UnHappy Halloween you filthy animals!

ARK × TMNT WHY!?

 This makes Fork Knife crossovers seem logical.

How long until NECA or Playmates makes figures of this.

Flinging popcorn: Another Twilight Parody

 Ah Twilight: what can I say about thee. I reviewed your parody but there is another parody.

Breaking Wind: part 1

With a title like that it must be shit. We'll find out soon enough... a matter of seconds for you a matter of 82 minutes for me.

It came from the Toy Chest: So close to get a Moira Quirk Custom figure.

 

Because the FTC Female referee kinda resembles Jeanine Garofalo combined with Angelina Jolie.

As the title states, I want to make a Moira Quirk Custom. Now I need to find a compatible head.

Articulation:

She has standard Articulation... minus thigh cut.

Also  that means that like her male counterpart she cannot look up or down.

3.5

Don't mind the pink lips.
I was trying to dejokerize her lips.

Paint and sculpt:

She has new sculpt that could be reused for pantsuit looks with the normal female crotch.

Her torso is brand new and has sculpted stripes. The only problem is that it doesn't look feminine at all. The Referee looks kinda pregnant.

3.5

Accessories:

9 extra hands but for some reason she's wearing latex black gloves. Guess I'll have to spend extra money to get normal flesh colored habds.

5.0

Overall:

The female referee gets a 4.0 as her final score. There is room for improvement.

Found a slightly less jokerized red and gave her some pink highlights and eye sparkle to make her slightly less dead eyed.

Top 10 Megaman Characters I'd like to see from Jada

 A very easy list:

10: Docta Wahwee:

Who is the villain? Doctor Wily. There are multiple variations like Mister X, the infamous Docta Wahwee from MM8, Classic Wily... Wilybot... 

9: Doctor Light:

The father of the Original Robot Masters... Wahwee's former best friend... and I actually need the man who said, Docta Wahwee. If Jada is smart, his head should be compatible with the Ryu Body for no reason at all:

8: Bass:

7: Treble:

Megaman has Rush, Bass needs Treble

6: Fused Bass and Treble:

5: Jet Mega Man:

One of the Rush Adaptors from Megaman 6.

4: Power Mega Man:

Makes sense to suggest all the Power Adaptors.

3: Super Mega Man:

The MM7 combination of both MM6 Rush Adaptor abilities.

2: Auto:

Doctor Light's other Assistant Robot:

1: Do you even have to Ask? It's Roll:

Preferably the MM8 version, but I wouldn't say no to MM1 Roll.

Bonus: Hyper Mega Man:

This is more for the Marvel Legends shelf. Of course this would open the door for a Hyper Roll.

Ideas for FTC lines

 It is cool that we can have dedicated lines to civilians, law enforcement,etc. But I've been thinking... Now that I have the referees I have a better understanding of the parts and can see where we can go.

Female and fat police officers:

This is a hill where I'll die on.

Slim males with shorts and fat people with slacks and shoes:

This is another hill I will die on:

Miami Beach bodies:

Shirtless bodies for the males and the introduction of Muscular male bodies

The introduction of swimsuit bodies for the kids.

The introduction of the fat lady body.

New upper torsos for females. One sculpted to look like wearing a sweater (no sculpted bra), one sculpted to look like wearing tights (no sculpted bra) one sculpted to look like the top of a one piece swimsuit.

Now let's move on to actual new "Characters"

Tributes: 

Parody/ersatz 

Rook:

A curly (think FTC Fans Shawn) Redhead handsome man using the standard FTC Male Body with a Blue T-shirt, black leather jacket (new overlay with the current long sleeves) Grey pants and black shoes.

Tribute to: David Hasselhoff, Knight Rider.

Dean:

A man with a black Mullet wearing a brown jacket Paramedic torso in red, blue jeans, white shoes.

Tribute to Richard D. Anderson, MacGyver.

Cole:

Using the child body in African American skintone. Face loosely inspired by Gary Coleman, the cartoon, not the actor. FTC can choose the colors of the outfits.

Tribute to: Really? Whatchu' talking bout reader? It's obvious the tribute is to Dana Plato, Night Trap. Of course it's Gary Coleman! 

Luna:

Using the child body and the clothes in bright mismatching colors. Brunette with pigtails.

Tribute to: Soleil Moon Frye, Punky Brewster.

 Quentin:

Adult body. White long Pageboy cut, Wearing black shirt, blue jeans and white shoes.

Tribute to: Quinton Flynn, voice of Jonny Quest and Raiden (MGS)

Now I'll mention some pairs that woth Part Swaps you get the tribute.

Billy and Lenny

Two kids both wearing black pants. Billy has a light blue shirt and sports blonde hair parted to one side.

Lenny sports a brown bowl cut and a yellow shirt.

Tribute to: Kirk and Spock played by William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy

Renny and Jenn:

Two adult women. 

Renny is wearing the new sweater torso in blue with Amber's skirt in purple wearing white tights and Lisa' shoes. She has a blonde version of Tasha's head.

Jenn has the new one piece top in light blue the female referee legs in tan with brown shoes.her hairstyle would be similar to Jeannette Miller from the chippettes in blonde.

Tribute to April O'Neil and Irma Langinstein played by Renae Jacob's and Jennifer Darling.

Juan and Ricardo:

For Juan, use the fat body in Orange shirt and Light blue pants. He has medium length hair in black.

For Ricardo Tan shirt black pants. Short hair parted to one side in blondand glasses. 

Tribute to John Goodman and Rick Moranis

I would also like to see more political figures from around the world. Saddam, Fidel, the Kims, Gorbachev (for street fighter 2 reasons)

PR Comic Con 2026 is bringing some big guns

 Wowee... IF it happens, it's awesome. But I've been burned before with boolan Blue Beetle, what's the other one? In any case...

Not Linda Hamilton...

So... we'll see if he cancels. Predictions say 97.834% chance of canceling.

But dude, fucking Hellboy...

Will update with the prices... (betting these'll be expensive as hell.)

It came from the toy chest:: FTC Referee

 

Why did I buy a Referee? I have no freaking clue, either. But I got it. He's a referee. I mean what else can I say... there aren't many referee figures. So I have one...

I have thoughts:

Articulation:

Standard FTC Articulation.

Many referee poses are doable though this is one case where a hinged ball joint would've been a bit better.

4.0

Paint and sculpt:

The stripes are not only painted on, but sculpted that ruins some of my reuse ideas, but at the same time, kudos to FTC to have sculpted stripes.

His face kinda looks like the fusion of David Duchovny and Chris Kattan.

4.5

Accessories:

9 extra hands.

5.0

Overall:

The Referee David Kattan gets a final score of 4.5 which is pretty good. If only he had slightly better atticulation.

I didn't know that PlayStation.4 could handle mods on certain games

 I had a code for the first 3 Dooms on PS4. I installed then because 3 free games. Well to my surprise doom 1 and 2 have mods. But that's not the only game. While it's mostly a Bethesda thing some other games allow mods.

Like the PS5 version of Witcher 3.

Which I believe has a free upgrade if I use the PS4 discount on the PS5... guess some tigers will Banana...

Maybe this will hold me off until certain games lower their prices... *cough* A game by the Japanese Zack Snyder and his 3 inches of Doom... you know Norman Reedus without his funky fetus.

Halo is coming to PS5

 A remake of the original Halo is hitting PS5 in 2026. This does not bode well to Microsoft. Despite saying that they won't leave console making, the fact that they're desperately moving to third-party publisher AND pushing GamePass with a price increase makes one wonder... how well is Microsoft's gaming division doing? Rumors have the Next Xbox being a Console/PC hybrid that runs steam. 

Then there's the whole Portable Xbox NOT Being an actual portable Xbox, just a portable PC with access to the PC version of GamePass.

Wouldn't be surprised if by 2035 Microsoft abandons the console market and the game division goes full publisher/streaming service. 

But unlike SEGA, XBox has Microsoft Money, so it can survive a bit longer. But seriously, they need to get their head in the game.

And the White Hoise apparently got involved...

I just can't even

The Spider-Man wave with Cardiac and New 2099 revealed

 Well we have apparently MC2 Peter possessed by the Symbiote but the face doesn't look like MC2 Peter. Then there's Nightcrawlere as Spider-Man, Hypnohustler and Owl.

If these were, say $20 I could bite, but at $30+(B&M prices in PR) as a minimum, yeah no.

Things I'd like to see from Jada

 We have seen their mascots, Street Fighter,  and Scooby Doo. (Here only Street Fighter...) But I'm so getting Daphne and Velma.

Fuck yeah!

Shut up Cade! Otherwise I'll post some AI "art" body horror shit show.

Fine... I'm leaving because I am afraid what AI can do...

So, Jada:

Mascots:

I'm gonna go there:

Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben

Now that I got the controversial ones...

Wheaties Athletes:

Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Lou Gherig...

Aren't you forgetting about Bruce Jenner?

Shut up Cade! I already got Lou Gherig's disease's namesake on the list! 

OK thw reason I was avoiding Jenner is that Bruce is dead so Caitlyn could live. Caitlyn DID NOT do the Decathlons, since Women CANNOT PARTICIPATE IN OLYMPIC DECATHLONS. Therefore Caitlyn would have Never been able to compete and win on A Men's event. I believe Equestrian is the only mixed gender Olympic event since the horses do the hard work. So, unfortunately for Caitlyn, the Medals and the Wheaties box belong to Bruce. Unlike Cassius Clay changing his name to Muhammad Ali, 

Bruce went ALL the way to become Caitlyn. Therefore, this whole can of worms is Why I wanted to avoid the Jenner in the Wheaties. Because historically accurate Jenner can be transphobic, while making a Caitlyn Jenner would go against Jenner's own statements:

So... yeah let's back away from Kardashian adjacent chaos...

They are Making Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble for the pebbles cereals. That means they could do reuse and make Flintstones libe about the Modern Stone Age Family.

Personally on the cereal front. I would like the trix rabbit

Sonny

Lucky

Toucan Sam... yes mandatory follow your nose cocaine joke...

Hannah Barbera:

I already mentioned Flintstones. 

Their sister series, The Jetsons need some love... especially since Jetson Patriarch, George is currently 3.

Wouldn't say no to Pemelope Pitatop, Dick Dastardly, and Muttley.

Jonny Quest would make my wallet Jada's bitch.

Damn...

The Gary Coleman Show...

Blame me watching Diffrent Strokes.

Captain Planet

The Dukes... finally a loophole for the Dukes of Hazzard and an excuse for Ramen Toy to re-release the General Lee.

Pirates of Dark Water...

My wallet just committed Sudoku 65 times.

Videogames:

JAKKS PACIFIC has the Nintendo License so Kid Icarus is out... Punch Out is out... Metroid is out... though I wouldn't mond a few Samuses... Zero Suit, Varia Suit, Super Metroid "zero suit", Fusion Suit, SA-X, Dread Armor, Final Dread Armor... i mentioned all those school armors and all I would be getting is the zero suit, the super metrioid style zero suit, and the varia suit.

But if they can use a loophole full of

We could get Mega-High and Princesses would be excused...

But they could Ruby Spears Megaman and we could get 6-inch tall Mega Man... and a Roll

Odd action figure line ideas:

 As November creeps up and me being far behind, I've been messing with AI for the Fanfic stuff. So... let's try a random idea compilation:

Talk Show Hosts:

Oprah, (both fat and skinny versions)

Because Oprah. 

Springer comes to mind...

But if FTC made Maury Povich... we have the kids, we have the formal folks... also would motivate for new Obese bodies for ladies and long pants for men.

Voice Actors:

I'd like to have them in action figure form and drop them on the background of a display...

Then there are folks like Jim Cummings, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Tara Strong, john DiMaggio, Quinton Flynn, Phil LaMarr, David Hayter, Jennifer Hale... and James Arnold Taylor...

 Past Sports Athletes:

Basketball, Tennis, Golf, Baseball. Skateboarding, Boxing... I'd kill for a Felix Trinidad and Oscar de la Hoya figures... Ali, Frazier, Arnold Palmer, Tiger Woods, Juan Gonzalez, Barry Bonds, Roberto Clemente, Babe Ruth... you get the idea.

The following would be aimed at adult collectors:

Sex workers:

You get the idea from the OnlyFans wannabes, Gamer girls, old school cookers, strippers, pimps... and Ron Jeremy.

Jada Toys is moving to Megaman X now.

 That would suck. Mainly because we all know what happe s with Megaman's roster for the X series:

• X
• Zero
• Sigma
• Vile
• First Armor X
• MMX2 Zero
• Black Zero

And that doesn't even touch the mavericks like Boomer Kuwanger, Chill Penguin, Flame Mammoth, Spark Mandrill, Sting  Chameleon Storm Eagle, Launch Octopus, and Armored Armadillo.

I wouldn't mind X stuff if we could at least get:

Bass, Treble, Roll, Doctor Light, and Doctah Wahwee... BEFORE getting to X.

Super7 and Classic TMNT: a rant:

 We know that Playmates, is screwing Super7 by flexing their Master License Muscle. Thus ending the vintage line.

Well how about they try using the Murakami Wolf Swanson cartoon as-

NECA ALREADY DOES THAT

Let me finish. Using the 87 toon Universe as a base but doing what Mattel did in the early 2000s...

"NOBODY LIKES ANIME HYPERDETAIL,
MY CLASSICIZER IS TO MAKE THINGS LOOK VINTAGE, NOT MODERN!"-A disgruntled Mattel ex-employee.

Yes... essentially take the MOTUC Approach in reverse. Also they're compatible with the previous TMNT line.

For example:

Shredder:

3 heads:

Based on the 1990 movie

Secret of the Ooze helmet

Unmasked Oroku Saki

(Bonus Super7 buy all wave BS items)

Worm Colony head and open hands)

His body would be Normal Shredder in toon colors, but his bladed armor parts would be more ornate. He would have a soft goods cape, tunic, and belt.

Hands:

Fists, c grips, dramatic, kancho hands, pointing fingers.

Weapons:

Katana

Termite grenade

Evil communicator

Halberd 

Field reporter April: 

This one will have a bit of complicated engineering with swappable arms and torsos.

Heads:

80s Cartoon Based:

New "Karen haircut"

New 2012 inspired ponytail

(Bonus Super7 buy all wave BS items)

Perm based on 1990 movie

Torsos:

Teal tanktop with Eastlaird University Logo on front (Nod to TMNT Creators and referencing the red sky seasons)

Traditional jumpsuit torso

Arms:

Jumpsuit sleeve arms

Brown jacket arms

Sleeveless arms

Hands:

Standard hands 

Accessories:

Microphone

Camera 

Taser

Turtle comm

This would lead to the first Variant:

Newsroom April (not to be released in same wave as April) 

This variant would be a nod to movie April and the Playmates Ravishing figure.

The sculpt will be April in lingerie with sculpted stockings.

Her skirt and sleeveless blouse would be soft goods.

She'd get a new blazer overlay  and reuse the jacket alternate arms.

The Lingerie body has some reuse potential. Since torsos will most likely be two parts. Some underwear combinations can be made for other figures. (Irma, Tiffany)

For heads, most would be 80s toon based and a compatible with the other April.

Angry

Smiling

Blindfolded 

Karen angry

Karen blindfolded

Standard hands

Accesories:

Microphone 

Handcuffs 

Futuristic binding harness

Turtle Comm

Pepper sorey bottle holding hand

Pepper spray bottle with spray effect.

(S7BS accessory:)

90s movie head with blindfold 

Napoleon Bonafrog: 

Heavily based on the Cartoon, but the shirt has printed details inspired by the vintage toy.

Heads:

Neutral

Screaming

Hands would be Standard hands

Accessories:

3 whips (with Interchangeable tips):

Fugu Mace tip

Snakefang tip

Just da tip (normal whip tip

The whips would be Coiled up

Mid lash

Fully stretched  

Morningstar

(S7BS accessory)

Vintage toy inspired head  "Mid colossus transformation" they'd call it.

Obviously the Turtles would earn a revisit. 

That means that they would share skintones... but I would make some toyetic changes:

The bandoliers would reflect their personalities:

Leonardo being the most traditional, his gear would look like the traditional gear

Donatello, being more tech inclined, would have a utility belt with pouches and compartments.

Raphael being the tough guy his bandolier would be made out of modified power lifter belts

Michelangelo would be wearing an anime cosplay styled bandolier.

For heads:

Leo:

Neutral

Angry

Meditating

Mirage red

(S7BS) Mirage head screaming 

Don:

Concentration 

Angry

Cocky

Mirage red

(S7BS) Mirage snarling

Raph:

Angry

Cocky

Screaming

Laughing

(S7 BS) bloodied up

Mike:

Happy

Cocky

Determined 

Mirage red

(S7BS) Mirage Angry

Using Shredder's revenge, the Konami games,  the Cartoon, and even Archie stuff combined in a "MOTUC inspired Universe" credit to Mister disgruntled for combining continuation to sell toys... but the $65 tag will be problematic.

It came from the Toy Chest: It's not even Halloween yet!

 World's smallest Elf on the Shelf.

Elf: I can do anything, grab 'er by the cunt!

And a spoiler for a future review... Man Hater Reeeeeeee Larson.

Articulation:

The elf has five points of articulation, each leg arm and the head.

Elf: Seen Kyle? He's about this tall...

He's meant to be.

A background prop not an actual character so that's plenty of articulation.

4.0

Paint and sculpt:

It looks like the actual elf on the shelf , but obviously made in a smaller size replica for larger action figures or dolls. Personally, he's better scaled for dolls.But for action figures, he kind of works

4.5

Accessories

N/A

OVERALL 

4.25 is his final score. For a proper it's decent.

The little shit gets around. Now I need to make shelves.

Further experiences with AI

 I don't even know if I want to laugh or if I want to cry. It's been hours of experimenting and I can't get it to work with more than 3 people. I tried to make a group photo of the Cade-Porter/Maraviglia clan... for those who aren't reading the MuTeens stuff. (Need to get back to writing, but depression is depression.)

Most of them have appeared on Reviews.

It's 7 people:

Mr. Cade

Aurora

Alicia

Carlotta

Nick

Ashley 

Natsumi 

.

The AI lost the plot somewhere...

But 3 people;

When It doesn't give me Eldritch abominations that would make Cronenberg cry in fear... it does OK. 

Just don't ask it to make simple sex scenes because it loses the plot really fast.

Update:

After like 5 hours I managed to make the AI pull this out:

Half the time made April or Irma Giants, or making Irma and April jnto Chippettes. And yes

This is why I wanted an Irma...

AI is the future... a rant

 I decided to test AI for the MuTeens stuff.... to maybe add some illustrations.

So, I started with a prompt for Nick and Ashley...

Uh, it made me as Flat as Alicia...

What the fuck is wrong with my hand!? Also Ashley you have phantom clothes.

Next!

Fine... speaking of Alicia

If AI was rob, liefeld hands would be feet. Also what part of light blue dress with a white apron is that?

This one with Chloe, I like. Mainly because hands are hidden.

Aside this picture , not understanding how swords work, Natsumi looks pretty nice. 

If you've submitted yourself to the pain of reading my cringy story that piggybacks off TMNT, you'll know that this black widow wannabe can buy herself flowers...

If I were gay, I'd totally let Mr.Cade make me his bitch... but sonce I'm not, a I can say ks that Nick looks like he's his dad's personal twink.

Nick vs Shokushureippu. This one is the least awful. Sholushureippu is supposed to have robes like Lord Saddler but we ended with tentacle rape Virgil here. Ignore nick's hands and you'll be okay

Close to toy accurate Nick and Detective O'Malley... the hands again...

Once again AI not only forget how swords work but completely ignores the prompt about Michelangelo being the nunchuck turtle.

So I tried to make a tribute to TMNT Arcade by having April kiss Nick 

Yeah... let's  move on...

This pic of Barbara is amazong and the first official R34 of Rise of the MuTeens 

UPDATE:

The Stockbros are in the house... sure it didn't give Syrus the proper plague Doctor mask or the BDSM outfit for HellRayzor.

AI insists on Making Mr. Cade super sexy. But at least Nick's Mom still has it going on despite being emaciated with hair falling off due to chemotherapy.

Prompt doesn't understand half shaven head for Gwendolyn Stacy Wolfe, miss Sage Wolfsbane. But her dad on the other hand...

Duolingo will get a surge of Rule 34

 Duolingo has an anime... and Rule 34 states:If it exists, there's porn of it.

Also, if they make a reasonably priced Duolingo 1:12 action figure line, I may bite. Also Also, creepy Duo looks sweet.

Shit, need to practice French or else, Duo will hurt my family

MTV is shutting down in the u.K

 So for the brits, I guess the M will stand only for moronic. Because MTV will keep only their reality shows at 0 music in the UK. 

Times are changing and honestly. I'm not liking this change.

I honestly don't know how I should feel about this. I mean, it's music, television without music. What the fuck man?

Dead or Alive: Who let Haley Joel Osment play this?

 Tomonobu Itagaki, the rebooted of Ninja Gaiden and creator of Dead or Alive is Dead

Honestly, I've only played the first 2 dead or alive games. But bouncing boobies yo! Okay, played the first xtreme beach volleyball.

May you rest in peace and be received by bouncing titties in the heavens.

Hory shet: This T2 game sounds awesome

 Terminator 2: No Fate seems like it's gonna kick ass with it's new game+ mode.

Beating the game gives you parallel timelines via choices...

I hope the devs have imagined all the possibilities. Including bad endings...

I just want to kill the kid that ruined Diffrent Strokes.

Storm Arena's laziest repaint of all time!

 Street Fighter Alpha 3 V-ism after images of Ryu and Ken

But the thing is that you can't use just one for a V-ism combo

Given my past less than optimal experience with storm collectibles... translucent plastic joints are giving me Mattycollector Goddess fears...

Uhh Mattel, wtf?

 The 200X MotU origins are looking fine...

That is Adam Prince, of Eternia, defender of the secrets of castle Grayskull. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to him. The day he held aloft his magic sword. And said by the power of Grayskull... 

Where's the magic sword He holds aloft and says by the power of Grayskull to transform it to He-Man the most powerful man in the universe?

I like that the swords are finally separate. I like that.There's an orange hat and a purple half but there is still something very wrong with them.

Big orange one is supposed to represent the side of good and the good half has a falcon.

Also, guess I need to get some black fabric to make his Cape.

Dioranas and accessory ideas for the FTC lines:

 I hope that the presidents line continue with past presidents.

An Oval Office backdrop with Resolute desk would be nice... (can be used with the movie X-Men...)

But I'm thinking the wrestling crew, fans, the LEO and eventual criminal lines.

ATM Mini Diorama/playset:

It should come with a wall mounted ATM that can be busted out of the wall. The wall would be a "breakaway wall"

The wall should be 9 inches tall.

The safe behind the wall should open and reveal smaller stacks of cash that can be held on c-grip hands and put on the ATM cash delivery slot.

Bank teller booth:

Basically the plastic counter for a bank teller (sold separately) and a cardboard backdrop.

The idea is that you can get multiples and form a series of booths for a bank diorama.

Safe door backdrop:

Plastic wall with safe door that can be removed for display options. Comes with cardboard backdrop from inside the safe

Donut shop countertop:

This countertop can be repainted and used for other businesses

Countertop, cash register, display with donuts, maybe a coffee machine and coffee cups.

Food carts (ie hot dog, popcorn, nuts, ice cream, etc):

I know Jakks pacific used to have a hot dog cart, but we need to get a newer one... plus al the other variations.

Park Benches and props for a park display:

This is.

Obviously for please.Line and maybe super heroes from other companies could use them. With the rumored 1:12 scaled Final Fight line, we could see some good use for that.

Danielle Fishel is in Dancing with the Stars

 And she had a mini Boy Meets World Reunion. Ben Savage wasn't there, due to his failed attempt at politics and burnt bridges...

Buut.

Will Friedle made it... who suffers from Agoraphobia...

But 98 years old Feeny/Knight Industries Two Thousand made it AND was on Stage... good to see that Mr. Feeny is doing well... I mea. Shit! Dude's 98... My Mom didn't reach 58 

Good luck to Danielle and I'm glad that. Mr. Daniels is still doing well.

Further thoughts on a FTC Criminals line:

 To improve upon the idea of Hunter as a crook... let's make some criminals!

Using the Brad, Hunter, and Announcer bodies with the police hands, Cellphone hand from the fans.

Deluxe Talking Bank Robber:

Using the talking Announcer body, with the  hands mentioned earlier, handgun and shotgun. 

New pieces:

Heads:

Masked (cartoony burglar costume mask. Think Hamburglar with a beanie)

Unmasked (DB Cooper looking dude)

New accessories:

Briefcase

Stacks of bills

Quotes:

• "THIS IS A STICK UP!"
• "EVERYONE LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO!"
• "I'M NOT HERE TO HURT YOU I'M HERE FOR THE BANK'S MONEY!"
• "FILL THESE UP WITH NON-SEQUENTIAL BILLS!"
• "DON'T HIT THAT PANIC BUTTON IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR FAMILY TONIGHT!"
• "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS IS A ROBBERY. PLEASE HAND OVER YOUR VALUABLES!"

Non talking Bank robber: 

Using the Announcer body, aforementioned hands, firearms.

New heads:

Masked: Hooded mask like Cobra Commander.

Unmasked: Looking like a cross between Raul Julia and Henry Darrow.

Accessories:

Duffelbag with shoulder strap

Mugger 1:

Hunter body repainted:

Heads:

Masked: balaclava 

Unmasked: Caucasian male with balaclava disguised as beanie

New Accessories:

Knife

Purse

Wallet

Mugger 2:

Brad body repainted:

Heads:

Masked: ski mask

Unmasked: Caucasian male 

New Accessories:

Revolver

Pearl necklace (can be worn by females)

(Reuse Purse and wallet)

Burglar 1:

Brad body repaint:

Heads:

Masked: wearing cap and facemask

Unmasked: wearing cap no facemask

New accessories:

Crowbar

(Reuse Duffelbag from bank robber)

Tablet 

Laptop

Burglar 2:

Hunter body repaint:

Heads:

Masked: pantyhose mask:

Unmasked: Caucasian fusion of Joe Pesci and Dan Stern (home alone nod)

New accessories:

Pillowcase lootbag

Small safe (with bill stacks from bank robber)

(Reuse crowbar)

I could do more but I'll leave it at that. Since there would be New vest overlays.

Marvel Legends reveals

 NYCC is happening and we got some re eals:

Skurge the Executioner is a BaF with a new Enchantress figure. Lots of characters I don't care about except WWII Angy Stabby Canadian 

There is a six armed black spidey. Some weird convoluted back story involving Norman.

For the X-men a Pulse pre-order of a 12 inch En Sabah Nur for $120

Honestly, I'll wait for the x members of street fighter. Gamerverse repaint with different accessories.

On the Spider-Man front there's Cardiac and this:

Yet another Miguel O'Hara with the new articulation... 

Guess who get preorders tomorrow

Jada Toys Ultra Street Fighter 2 turbo is getting the preorders for Boxer

Who has grippy fists and punching effects woth an additional head.

And Gouki with Hinged toes, a Shakunetsu Hadoken, guessing fist hands and alternate head. Apparently he also has better butterfly joints. Because that hadoken pose looked far better than the normal Ryu Body.
 

After these two:

Thunder Hawk

Edmond Honda

Zangief

Probably a Shin Akuma for SDCC.

SH Figuarts is doing Ranma the Reboot figures

 They are a rip-off!

The Older Ranma-chan I reviewed...

The Older Boy Ranma...

And Shampoo...

As you can see, these seem to be for the most part new sculpting. But I, but I kind of fear that they have a lot of reuse parts with just a few tweaks. 

Since these are a $100, I don't see myself buying them. I MAY cave in for a Kuno.