Mattel made me LOL today... and Chester Bennington is dead.

Remember the Mattel Vault? The one with the logo that looks like a butt plug?
Well, the Vault is now OPEN!!
And Mattel WANTS YOU TO PAY THEM TO BUY THEIR OLDER STOCK...
a $25 Subscription for 12 months where you can get:
-$20 Quarterly rewards of $80+ Orders (not counting S&H, or Taxes where applicable)
-Free Ground Shipping and "early access to exclusives"

Are They Serious?
Sure they have a "Silver" Membership with no Fee and an "amazing 20% off on your First Order".

Wait, there's more!
Look at those Exclusives... That's how they appeared on my e-Mail... Not a Monster High collector, so I have no idea how "Exclusive" these ones are...

The Blackface Dark Knight Returns Superman and Gunmetal Black Armored Dark Knight Returns Superman ...
Literally Repaints, aside the Heat vision head effect for Supes.



I know they were trying to mimic the comic effect where Batman is Literally black except his eyes and teeth and same for Superman except his belt, shield and cape are the only non-black things...


Now from Lulzy to sad... Chester Bennington hanged himself. Last time I heard from Bennington he was bitching about fans calling Linkin Park Sellouts and that we should move on from Hybrid Theory. Yikes... How long until the fans get blamed for his death?