Magneto won... fucking Haley Joel Osment

 I woke up in the worst timeline.

Riker is the Captain now... and now that dickweed Hwil Hweaton will not shut up...

Seems like Haley Joel Osment saw American Dad. Former Summoner Yuna is dancing to this:

According to the BBC...not that BBC you want, Sabrina Carpenter... I mean the one with the TARDIS... Sir Patrick Stewart is dead... he was starting a Battle with Alzheimer's and Lewy Body Dementia.

There is no more 💩 in the Emoji Movie... he was Death in a Hideo Kojima Castlevania... he was the Villain? In the CGI TMNT he also was in the OG Dune and shit. My condolences to friends and family... except Hwil Hweaton, because fuck him... 

Only Shatner and Takei remain:

 Walter Koenig, Ensign Pavel Chekov, has passed away at 90. He died of Natural causes.

My condolences to friends and family... to my understanding he was Best Man in George and Brad Takei's wedding.

I cannot comment much about hos works since I only know him as Chekov... and Star Trek was more of my mom's thing. 

Eric Bauza: "the modern Mel Blanc" was seen by Haley Joel Osment

 Canadian American Voice Actor, Eric Bauza, has passed away. He pretty much voiced most of the modern Looney Tunes, Woody Woodpecker, RotTMNT (blegh!) Splinter, LEGO Luke Skywalker, Rash in the Battletoads "recent" game, Mastermold in X-men 97, Leonardo in the Batman TMNT movie, Tiger Claw in TMNT2012, Amadeus Cho in Ultimate Spider-Man, Raimundo and Jack Spicer in Xiaolin Chronicles, Dr. Quest in Mystery inc., Additional voices MGR, Puss N' Boots (when Antonio Banderas was unavailable),replaced Billy West as Stimpy...

Apparently, he died of natural causes related to a cardiovascular condition.

My condolences to friends and family.

Hey hey hey what is going on here? Fuck you Haley Joel Osment!

 Sora's Necrovision took Mr. Belding from us.

First Screech, now Belding... maybe it's the curse from The New Class.

I cannot talk much about him because to me he was Dick Belding Bayside's Principal.

Primusdammit, Haley Joel! Take it easy!

 First Dolly Parton, then Tim Curry, now...

Peter Cullen, KARR, and obviously Optimus Prime is now dead. Megatron won.

My condolences to friends and family...

Tim Curry is gone...

 Yes, *THAT* Tim Curry... 

To be fair, he was 80 and for years his health hadn't been optimal. Mainly due to his stroke in 2012.

I mainly remember him from Clue, Home Alone 2, Peter Pan and the Pirates, guess who he played there... Congo, and Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad.

But he was also the Best Pennywise.

Beauty and the Beast the Enchanted Christmas

Guess who I'm blaming...

 My condolences to friends and Family... seriously between him and Raul Julia, there is no one who could've played an amazing Doctor Doom...

My condolences to Miley

 Her godmother was seen by Sora. 

Dolly Parton is dead. My condolences to friends and family. 

The song I only know because it's a Jojo reference.

Really Haley Joel? YOU HAD TO SEE KAIRI?

 Hayden Panettiere...

Yes, that Hayden Panettiere...

Well... 

We got Coco for KH4 and now Kairi's first VA was seen by Sora. She was dealing with PPD and addiction, which is why she as replaced for KH3.

So, I suppose Ms. Stoner will keep playing the role of Kairi... 

My condolences to friends and family, but Kingdom Hearts Animated series... also, KH4 may be digital only since it can delay to 2028.

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch MOTU 87'

 Dolph is still with us... Jon Cypher, who played Man-at-Arms passed away this month.

Honestly, aside from MAA, I've no idea about his career.

Huh, he was Spellbinder in Batman Beyond. And many single episodes in a shitton of stuff.

My condolences to friends and family.

I don't have much to say because all I knew him from was the 1987 movie...

Really, Haley Joel? You *HAD* TO WATCH Omen 3

Let me guess, you then watched Jurassic Park... well fuck you, Sora... You *HAD* to see Sam Neill.

Those are the two main things I remember Sam Neill from. He died... no cause of death given, but he had beaten cancer recently... 

My condolences to the family and friends.

Not much to add here.

Bonnie Tyler passed away

 I just woke up to the news... I'm bummed. She died of complications of an illness in Portugal 

Forever's gonna start tonight... My condolences to friends and family for their loss.

Giles is Dead... Buffy has no watcher...

 Because Fucking Sora watched him. There isn't much I can say here since all I remember him from is Buffy and an episode of Highlander the series 

My condolences to ASH's family... his initals spell Ash... stupid pneumonia... but thisnrant is short because all I know him from is just Buffy.

Marcia Lucas, had passed away

 The ex wife of George Lucas has passed. Cancer did it.

My condolences to friends and family. Also, her style was what made the original trilogy feel special  she was key in reining in Lucas... her absence was obvious in the prequel trilogy. May the firce be with you.

Roger Sweet has died... BONG!! May 2, odds and ends

 He is one of the folks who claims created He-Man. The guy who yelled BONG!! in The toys that made us...  He was behind what we now know as Vykron. Though Mark Taylor was the one who did the whole concept of the characters... Sweet pitched the toy and Stan Lee'd his way as "creator of He-Man", while Mark Taylor got the Jack Kirby treatment.

Well, he dead... dementia side effects. My condolences to the family, ESPECIALLY since they had to deal with Dementia. I may not like the guy and his Stan Lee vibe... 

Will you believe this?

Trump wants to go to space... the first US President in Space. I know what y'all thinking:

Space Force uncanceled! 

Or...

Easy there, Jimmy Kimmel... don't go making jokes like that or the fuck your feelings crowd will get butthurt.

But let's be honest here: 

Donald Trump is NOT fit for a mission like that. Donald Trump is NOT the smartest tool in the shed. Otherwise he would know the obvious reasons why a President does not ride space shuttles. But here's a simple explanation:

The Challenger incident... yes the same one mentioned on Punky Brewster. 

So yeah... whether you like him or not... Space Prez is a bad idea. But seriously, what the hell? Are we in a simulation and we're playing GTA6 before GTA6?

Even Detective Lubic? Stop it 2026!!

 James Tolkan, who played Principal Strickland in BTTF and Detective Lubic in MOTU has passed away. He was 94. 

There isn't that much info. He was acting until he was in his 80s. 

He was in Top Gun... a few episodes of Remington Steele... Problem Child 2? Huh...

My condolences to friends and family... shame we never got a Lubic figure... More requested than Nepthu...

Welp! Xander from Buffy is dead.

 Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Buffy? You  know, I honestly don't remember him from anything other than Xander on Buffy. My condolences to friends and family.

Huh? He was on American Dragon... now that I mention it, I did know that the bit of trivia, but I forgot; then again I rarely thought of Nicholas Brendon outside of Xander Harris.

Take it easy, 2026.

May you be getting shawarma in the afterlife

Well... Humanity is doomed.

 We have lost its greatest defender.

Yup... we now live in a world without Chuck Norris.

I-I- I don't know how to feel. I watched Top Dog as I tried to assimilate the possibility that today would happen... Sidekicks wasn't available amd I had recently seen Delta Force and Missing in Action.

A rematch 53 years in the making... Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris.

Chuck ain't dead... he's just going to fight Goku in the Otherworld Tournament.

Val Kilmer will return from the dead

 As AI slop. Due to his throat cancer, his voice was AI in Top Gun Maverick... well now, Batman Forever will be AI.

As Deep as the Grave is the movie that will have a Clankerized Kilmer. Sure they have his estate's approval, but still how long until we get James Dean, Clark Gable, Shirley Temple, and other long gone folks brought back by clankers?

Whee is Crispin Glover when you need him.

Bloodsport is getting a remake.

Yeah... I dunno how I feel about this other than Nope!! 

The director played a Resistance Monitor in The Last Jedi. This would be her third directorial work. I have little faith on this project. Trying to remake the 38 year old movie might be tougher than expected, since it's based on "real life events". The quotation marks are added because Frank Dux is not exactly a reliable narrator. Honestly, it would be far easier to remake Seagal movies.

Saotome Ranma is now like me

Masako Ikeda, Original voice for Saotome Nodoka, has passed away. She was also Gillian Hewley (Angeal's mom) in Crisis Core Reunion and OG Crisos Core, Cloud of Darkness in the Dissidia games, Kairi's grandma in Kingdom Hearts, Maetel in pretty mich every project related to Captain Harlock.

Cerebral hemorrhage was her CoD. My condolences to  her  friends and family. Originally, I confused her with Massko Nozawa... who is 89 and the real voice of Goku... (fuck you Sean Cringe Schemmell) but realizing who Ikeda was hit me harder than the idea that Goku had truly died. 

May she rest in peace.

Yeah... who let Haley Joel Osment watch Revenge of the Nerds?

 Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrdddddd! Is dead.

That one... Robert Carradine. Who was half brother to David Carradine... you know Kung Fu, Kung Fu the legend continues, Kill Bill... the one who died via autoerotic asphyxiation.

Shit...how can I even tackle this? I mean... his death was due to complications with Bipolar Disorder leading him to Alt + F4 himself. He's done lots of stuff but I only remember him from Revenge of the Nerds. A mega cancelable movie if made today. My condolences to friends and family.