The He-Man movie is making me anxious.

 This project has been in development hell for decades and now we're a week from it finally happen... 

I've been waiting for this since 2009 when this blog was born. My third rant was a top 10 do's and don'ts for the MOTU MOVIE. Let's see how many we get.

I'm scared that my hype for it might make it suck... I don't want it to suck because it's He-Man. Also that my local cinemas won't have any of the bitching cups and I ain't paying $100 to a scalper for a hard to drink from cup.

I wish Mom had been here to see it though... I'm getting misty eyed whenever I pass near a movie theater and see the Coming Soon poster of He-Man. Finally 16 years and 10 months later... more like 9 and some days... from the birth of this blog, it will Finally be here.

Top 20 My Hero Academia characters I'd like Jakks Pacific to make*

 The asterisk stands for: that aren't Deku, Bakugo, All Might, Shoto, Endeavor, All for One, Shigaraki, and Dabi.

20: Toru Hagakure:

A Clear Figure with gloved hands and boots with soft goods uniform. Most of the body can be reused for Toga's post-transformation look.

19: Mineta and Eri:

Before all of the entire MHA fanbase crucify me for pairing Eri with Jeffrey Grapestein, hear me out. It's a size thing.

Mineta is shorter than Eri. That is all.

So 2 figures sthat are about half an all might each makes sense.

18: Tenya Iida:

I like the Brainy Smurf of 1-A... it's totally not because he looks like a MHA version of the game director with 3 inches of doom... All Hail the Turbo Dork!!

17: Recovery Girl and Nezu:

Getting the little folks out the way in 2 SKUs than in 4. Also, not wasting accessories for other characters just to add Nezu.

16: Re-Destro:

No reason at all... I wouldn't waste a slot on a Disney meme.

15: Himiko Toga:

The list isn't going from least to most wanted... she'S my number 4 in the villains.

14: Itsuka Kendo:

She's totally not on this list because she's a ginger and can have a big fist. She's totally not a fisto reference.

13: Anan Kurose:

You see what I did there.

Me want that alternate head so she looks less Amogus.

12: Neito Monoma: 

I hate the douche. He dresses like an old-timey villain. He's insufferable, he would be so amazing to be the butt of so many jokes.

11: Momo Yaoyorozu:

I have 2 reasons to add her to the list that aren't left boob, right boob.

She opens the door for accessory packs...

The other reason... displays well with Elsa/Zuko...

10: Froppy:

You know all 6 1A girls will be on the list. So as many Latin American nanas say: Sana Sana Culito de rana.

9: Midnight:

Because Fuck you that's why. I just want the Ara ara Dommy Mommy.

8:Jiro:

Jakks bodies tend to be more customizer friendly and her hero outfit is the most normal. Not to mention that I want the 1A girls... and 1B too to make the Grape's harem...

7: Erasehead:

The Sleep deprived caterpillar man is a necessity.

6: Aoyama:

Phoque you... that's why. 

I was wondering if Aoyama was French... more people think he's gay... Now if a full MHA line is made in the Neftyverse Monoma will be the timetravelling son of Aoyama and Mineta.

5: Uravity:

The not so Mrs. Deku...  I need her because Toga.

Disappointed that Total Anime never got to make her. 

Or that Todd make an ugly one.

4: Twice:

Evil army builder perfect for battle displays.

3: Mina Ashido:

Acid Spitting Pinkie Pie... Nuff said.

2: Muscular:

He's got variant potential for the mega vascular look.

1: Deku's Dad:

Just as Mask of the phantasm toys spoiled the Phantasm, The Inspector Gadget toys revealed Doctor Claw... we should get Deku's Dad with a carton of milk and smokes.