God damn you Hideo Kojima!

 I got Death Stranding 2... it looks impressive. Really? Raindrops keep falling on my head? Now I wanna watch Spider-Man 2.

So far it feels more of the same old same old. But Earthquakes are a new thing. But seems the old Kojima long exposition speeches are in play.

Got my first Game Over through a dialog tree. Why keep forcing a dialog tree when the answer is not my choice. Also, my first jump-start was on that dialog tree.

Seems like I'm going to Death Strand Mexico, wey... same old same old. Combat is a smidge better though. Getting a but of buyers remorse. But I wanna see Temu Snake. Should've gotten FF Tactics instead.

Ok now I may be going to 'stralia, mate! So We're trekking across the globe... guess this might kill chances for 3.

The TMNT are in the Epstein files

 I shit you not. Even movies from the Snyderverse have a mention or two...

Snyder himself gets two mentions...

[Name redacted] gets over 1400... There may be more [but name redacted]

James Gunn gets one but it apparently isn't the movie director... just some politician.

Spidey gets 73 mentions

Bill Clinton gets mentioned a lot but less times than [name redacted]. 

Super Mario gets mentioned too...

Pokémon gets over 20 mentions

Metal Gear Solid gets a mention.

Xbox gets over 100 vs Playstation's 27. Nintendo got 82?

Let's see what Miley/Hannah get?

Miley got 16 Hannah got one and I quote:

Cerabino takes on all things Trump at the ADT Watch kids' impressions of Hannah Montana

Two different articles from a newspaper that makes things look worse in the DoJ summary. I had to underline it to make it look accurate to the newspaper article headlines on the cover.

What I'm getting at is that you shouldn't be surprised seeing all these names pop-up. It doesn't necessarily mean they're all diddlers. I mean, how can a move diddle Someone? So searching random shit on the Epstein files doesn't equate diddlers... Now if your name is over 1,000 times and are a known associate... (both Trump and Clinton have considered Epstein a friend) then your appearance on the files may be more suspect.

To make matters worse, the release of documents hasn't gone well and the public are smelling a conspiracy theory.

But yeah... we have a link between TMNT and Epstein. 

Here's why this rant exists...

Didn't expect that...

Speaking of... could Super7 make Bay Turdles? I'd buy Madea Stockman, You have failed this Casey, Whoopi, Vernon, and fuck it, even Megan Fox.