Apr 23, 2026

Top most wanted non Turtle TMNT Characters I'd like to see

 From Mattel:

Assuming the Adult collector line is Masterverse sized:
April: 
Origins Turtles of Grayskull has one of the Best Looking April Faces ever. I wonder what continuity they're going for. Personally, I would love to see Aprils of various continuities. Out of the Shadows and Mutants in Manhattan versions come to mind as obscure Aprils.
And yes , I would love to see live action Aprils as well, I'm referring to Hoag, Turco, and Fox... yes, you read that right. 

Casey Jones:
Turtles of Grayskull gave us a nice Casey... now, Aside the Classic Caseys, Koteas and Arrow are a necessity, as well as the Mitage Casey.

Tatsu:
Here I'd like the Hyperstone Heist Tatsu. That's it, or Mattel try something original.

Hun:
Non 2k3 versions of him. Mainly the Mirage Hunter Mason and maybe IDW's and 2012?

Pizzaface:
I want the vintage, or depending how Mattel tackles an original Pizzaface. I wanna replace my bad customs with real official toys.

General Traag:
I would love to see stone Soldiers... Mainly Traag and Granitor. I'm hoping for something big bulky, almost 8 inches in size.That's what she said. This guy is not one I can cover with a puny NECA figure...

This custom by Matt Hance is amazing... that's the S7 Space Cadet Raph for size reference.

That thing is huge... And while awesome looking, I don't need a Traag this big. 

Channel 6 trio:
I don't need a full entry for each of them. That's why I'm going together in one. Honestly, I'd be interested to see what Mattel would do... personally, I'd like a slightly more realistic version in case movie variants are made.
Like I could take either Irma, but if we're going "MOTUC" and combine other media with Live Action, then, I'd prefer versions that blend with Live Action for the humans...

Scaletail:
My most hated mutant. If Mattel improves on what they did with Lady Slither we could have a winner here. Personally, I would make both arms removable and give him a spare normal arm... that way, one could switch the snake arm to their preference or get a spare one and give him two snake arms.

Justice Force:
At $65 a piece, i just can't see Mr. Flynn, pumping anything out of them outside Turtle Titan. So, Mattel could do them for a lot less.

Renet, Savanti Romero, Chote, and Lord Simultaneous:
While Super7 may be able to make them, I would like to see the Mattel versions. Except Chote...

Triceratons and Fugitoid:
Reasonably priced army builder, yes please. While the NECA a figure of the fugitoid might be pretty good , I still would like to see Mattel's take on it. 

Usagi:
I know, they'll need to go to former employee Stan Sakai...
Imagine a He-Man × Usagi Yojimbo two pack... an Usagi compatible with the Adult collector TMNT line AND a new He-Man as drawn by Sakai.



Apr 21, 2026

It came from the Toy Chest: Stacy Keibler


 As Miss Hancock. 
Miss Handjob?
No, you Dingus, Miss Hancock, like John Hancock... the egocentric dude with the big Signature...
He means Hancock like the Will Smith movie...
We don't talk about Fresh Cuck here... but yeah. This is Kiebler in her Miss Hancock persona. This was the WCW, so I basically have very little knowledge of the era. I was more of a WWF guy. 


I only got her because of the outfit. Hell, at the time, I didn't know it was Stacy Keibler.

Articulation:
The skirt limits her long legs.

Her skirt needed a slit in order to have her articulation as usable or... soft goods, goddammit!


Can't bend, can't  dance. Only can hold clipboard and point. Also, this may be my figure only. But her left shoulder seems to be a bit stiff.
3.0


Paint and sculpt:
She .kinda looks like Stacy, but not really. .This works for messines. I don't want Stacey Keibler, I just wanted a woman in an office suit. Of course, wrestling fans will recognize her immediately. There is very little paint job on her.
4.5


Accessories:
Pointing finger hands
Clipboard
Alt. Head
Glasses

She's an elite figure according to my internet research. So the amount of accessories is appropriate. Well, I would prefer more variety in hands like fists, slapping hands, dramatic hands. Glasses holding hands, We got what we got. Ultimate Editions get a bit more stuff.
5.0
Tariff Man: I won't tell Jared if you don't tell Melania...
Hancock: I'm not your daughter... I'm Stacy Kiebler, former wrestler...
Tariff Man: Stacy? Your Mom has got it going on... also, can you tell tour dad to bring back the Magic Middles?
Hancock: Kust call me Miss Hancock.
Tariff Man: I got a weapon of Ass Destruction
Hancock: Not interested.
Tariff Man: Wait, which one are you? Pam, Karoline, Erika, Stormy?
Hogan's Ghost (VO): She's one of mine, brother! Let her be... brother!
Chuck Norris's ghost (VO): You heard your fellow Orange man Let her be... don't give material to the libs... yeah, I was MAGA.
Vanilla Ice (VO): Word to your mother! Ain't that right Michelangelo?
Michelangelo (VO): MAGA BITCHES DUDE!!
Tariff Man: I never expected the Orange one to join MAGA.
Michelangelo (VO): We Oranges need to stay united... Ain't that right, little dude...
Annoying Orange: HEY! HEY DONALD! HEY! HEY!
NEFTY (VO): I really need a Chuck Norris and a Vanilla Ice figure...


Overall:
Stacy Kiebler gets a 4.17 as her final score. She's decent, but honestly, the lack of a soliton, her skirt really hampers the figures potential, not to mention mine, has slightly stuck shoulders, particularly the left one.It's a bit all day way too tight side.