Mar 31, 2026

Odds and ends: Mr. Feeny is 99 and stuff

 This means that William Daniels, voice of Knight Industries Two Thousand and permanent mentor to Corey Matthews has reached the age limit to use LEGO bricks.

Congratulations Mr. Daniels. I hope you spent a happy birthday with your family. I would also love to thank you once again for inspiring me to be a better person.

You have no idea how many lives your performance as George Feeny changed lives. 

Just to have some KITT representation...

I'm doing the side quests for Final Fantasy XII... 


That RNG can be a bitch in order to get that rare game... don't get me started with the Sochen cave puzzles. The game actively hates players.

Trail-or is here. They did the Cringer on the MGM logo.


It looks pretty nice, actually. Even Leto isn't Letoing it too much. 

Also, my first non-gooner statue for figures... got it the night before my birthday. Kinda fots with my torn clothes She-Ra. This may sound gay, but I kinda wish there was a He-Man statue with his Bonor out...to fit with my gooner statue collection for figures 


Mar 29, 2026

Making a Pizzaface Jr. Custom: The beginning:

 Making an Accurate Ultimates Scale Pizzaface is WAY beyond my skill level.

Remember the FTC fat bodies? Unfortunately there are no red shirts... painting the red shirt is a hassle due to the ab articulation. My Gary has a bootleg TNG shirt. The red paint wont stick fully and I don't want to disassemble the torso to sand prime and paint.

I mentioned here that I got a vintage Pizzaface to butcher and make an Ultimates compatible figure.
I'm not  looking forward to that... it would be very risky as the FTC torsos are hollow and the Pizzaface head is solid... Frankensteining a flat surface to attach the pizzaface head without ruining the body seems impossible.

So until someone makes a 3D printed Pizzaface head I only have 3 options:

  1. Use the FTC head and customize it into someone resembling Pizzaface: Gary is the easier body while Shawn is the easier head. I see knife, sanding and using epoxy putty...
  2. Get a Kingpin head or the Old FTC bald head and customize them into a Pizzaface-like head. I still see some epoxy putty in the future.
  3. Do the risky usage of the vintage figure, negate neck articulation and hope I don't fuck up.
I'm leaning to #2 and getting some of StatWarsGeek's 3D printed heads. Specifically Kingpin and sculpting a mustache, ponytail, and fucked up maw. I saw online a soft goods hat. I MAY make it hard with fabric glue after I fill the insides with foam to let it keep the shape.

The leg is easy: Chop it off using hot glue and somr materials to create a stump to plug his stuff. I will make his red tanktop and apron with soft goods. The tanktop will act as an overshirt. Think basketball jersey over a shirt. It will be glued on at the top and sides. So will the apron.
My fanon justification is the little meatball got separated from the OG body and grew a new one. That way if Mattel makes a new Pizzaface, I can validate my custom.