Sep 7, 2026

Target, what the hell!?

 Target, who used to be super woke, has now this:


What in Mr. Popo and Jinx's name is this thing!?

But part of me, the one wearing tinfoil hats is all like:
This is a message to MAGA showing that they're not woke and to please return to their stores.

Betcha they'll put the costume back but with a white kid...

Sep 6, 2026

It came from the Toy Chest: This isn't M.Tyson.

 It's a Boxer played by 50 cent. I forgot to tale the boxed pic long ago...
So, Balrog, the last Shadaloo King.
He's the Disgraced Boxer who joined Bison to beat people up for fun... 

Articulation:
We know what to expect from Jada... he's well articulated. Waist twist scares me a little, though.
4.5

Paint and sculpt:
He looks the part and most of him is molded in the proper color.
His missing tooth is a void innthe sculpt and not paint.
5.0

Accessories:
Alternate head
Alternate hands
Punch effects
5.0


Overall:
Boxer gets a 4.83 as his final score. If his waist twist didn't give me a scare that it's so tight it might break he'd be perfect.

Bonus review:

Logan Paul basic figure. Yeah, I bought a $20 basic figure... curse mom and pop pharmacy prices. Some insufferable little shit YouTuber turned wrestler.


Articulation:
He's basically the equivalent to Rey Mysterio from the Lucha Lowrider... but with a different body. Same articulation as the Kid Core MOTU.
4.0

Paint and sculpt:
Looks like Logan Paul but with less paint detail.
4.5

Accessories:
N/A


OVERALL:
Logan Paul gets a 4.25 as his final score. I disagree with the math, but the math don't lie.