Apr 21, 2026

It came from the Toy Chest: Stacy Keibler


 As Miss Hancock. 
Miss Handjob?
No, you Dingus, Miss Hancock, like John Hancock... the egocentric dude with the big Signature...
He means Hancock like the Will Smith movie...
We don't talk about Fresh Cuck here... but yeah. This is Kiebler in her Miss Hancock persona. This was the WCW, so I basically have very little knowledge of the era. I was more of a WWF guy. 


I only got her because of the outfit. Hell, at the time, I didn't know it was Stacy Keibler.

Articulation:
The skirt limits her long legs.

Her skirt needed a slit in order to have her articulation as usable or... soft goods, goddammit!


Can't bend, can't  dance. Only can hold clipboard and point. Also, this may be my figure only. But her left shoulder seems to be a bit stiff.
3.0


Paint and sculpt:
She .kinda looks like Stacy, but not really. .This works for messines. I don't want Stacey Keibler, I just wanted a woman in an office suit. Of course, wrestling fans will recognize her immediately. There is very little paint job on her.
4.5


Accessories:
Pointing finger hands
Clipboard
Alt. Head
Glasses

She's an elite figure according to my internet research. So the amount of accessories is appropriate. Well, I would prefer more variety in hands like fists, slapping hands, dramatic hands. Glasses holding hands, We got what we got. Ultimate Editions get a bit more stuff.
5.0
Tariff Man: I won't tell Jared if you don't tell Melania...
Hancock: I'm not your daughter... I'm Stacy Kiebler, former wrestler...
Tariff Man: Stacy? Your Mom has got it going on... also, can you tell tour dad to bring back the Magic Middles?
Hancock: Kust call me Miss Hancock.
Tariff Man: I got a weapon of Ass Destruction
Hancock: Not interested.
Tariff Man: Wait, which one are you? Pam, Karoline, Erika, Stormy?
Hogan's Ghost (VO): She's one of mine, brother! Let her be... brother!
Chuck Norris's ghost (VO): You heard your fellow Orange man Let her be... don't give material to the libs... yeah, I was MAGA.
Vanilla Ice (VO): Word to your mother! Ain't that right Michelangelo?
Michelangelo (VO): MAGA BITCHES DUDE!!
Tariff Man: I never expected the Orange one to join MAGA.
Michelangelo (VO): We Oranges need to stay united... Ain't that right, little dude...
Annoying Orange: HEY! HEY DONALD! HEY! HEY!
NEFTY (VO): I really need a Chuck Norris and a Vanilla Ice figure...


Overall:
Stacy Kiebler gets a 4.17 as her final score. She's decent, but honestly, the lack of a soliton, her skirt really hampers the figures potential, not to mention mine, has slightly stuck shoulders, particularly the left one.It's a bit all day way too tight side.

Pragmata criticism is getting weird

 Pragmata is Capcom's newest game. It's not exactly a game I'd be too interested in, but it seems decent.


Here's IGN's short form review. I've seen people calling it a diet TLoU mixed with Dead Space or a Death Stranding Dad of Boi.

Feminists have taken an issue with the Android, Diana.
Essentially, they think the child looking android is too sexualized and should be made younger...

What in the Jeffrey Epstein!? "8 year old looking android looks too sexy, make it younger?" Do they even hear themselves? That's not exactly the flex they think they are. They are OK in criticizing the inevitable porn of the game. But really calling what looks like an 8 year old a "child with a model woman face" is kinda weird. Their solution of "make her look like a 4-5 year old" feels even creepier.

Meanwhile I'm looking at this game like:
So. Lore Accurate Zentreya and Henya simulator where The names have been changed to protect the innocent and dramatic effect.

Again, all I'm saying is that the approach taken to criticize this game's rule 34 art is not doing the feminists any favors.