Apr 30, 2026

Pizzaface Jr.: 98% done.

 Ecce, fili faciei pizzae. Part 4 of the Pizzaface Jr. Saga. Part 3, part 2, part 1

His legs are Interchangeable. The knife is removable. Miniverse Cafe Series 4. Marshmallow cereal squares... if you're interested.

The body is Figures Toy company fan series Gary figure. Had to make the shirt from scratch since the 3 different shirts I bought didn't work. Also didn't want to disassemble the gary body, since my lack of skills wouldn't be able to put him back again. 

I know I'm not skilled enough. I sadly, may suffer from Essential Tremors. Noticed it after I turned 40. This isn't a "pity me" Post. It's me coming to terms that I am no longer 23. Past my prime, over the hill with my body slowing down... I digress... a More talented customizer could take the Gary body, disassemble, modify even frankensteining with the OG Pizzaface to make an inproved version.

I still need to get the shield (on its way, maybe). I still need to get the throwable pizza or 1/12 pizzas... I don't want to sculpt them. Maybe get dollhouse bottles to slip onnthe back.

The only thing I won't be making is the mousetrap with turtle on him...


Apr 29, 2026

Gemini man: a rant

 So Gemini man


No, not that one... I mean the one by Ang Lee where Fresh Cuck faces an even Fresher Cuck.

Despite having Will Smith in it, fighting against Will Smith, The movie's actually not bad. Very predictable woth some good action scenes, but some scenes scream


There's even a boss battle where Fresh Cuck faces a Man on Fire. I'm not saying the movie ripped off a lot from metal gear. But there are many coincidences..

I didn't hate it but I didn't love it either. It was passible.