Yeah... who let Haley Joel Osment watch Revenge of the Nerds?

 Neeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrdddddd! Is dead.

That one... Robert Carradine. Who was half brother to David Carradine... you know Kung Fu, Kung Fu the legend continues, Kill Bill... the one who died via autoerotic asphyxiation.

Shit...how can I even tackle this? I mean... his death was due to complications with Bipolar Disorder leading him to Alt + F4 himself. He's done lots of stuff but I only remember him from Revenge of the Nerds. A mega cancelable movie if made today. My condolences to friends and family.

Furthering the FTC Law Enforcement line: another rant

 I keep coming back to FTC as they are the only ones making affordable generic folks on a scale that can be used for ML and Ultimates. Since my Ultimates buying will be reducing drastically, I'll be getting the last of the fans and some of the crew and LEO... figures between now and 2029...

Security guards:

I think I may have mentioned these: the slim buck may only require 2 pieces... Aside heads.

The new pieces would be the upper torso to make a polo shirt with the normal torso and the police officer legs 

Black shirt, beige pants, black shoes.

The fat dudes will require more parts:

The new polo top torso, new legs and shoes. That's about 10. But some parts may get reuse in other stuff.

20 new parts if we give him the pants and long sleeve shirt for the higher rank security guards.

Heads:

Cap heads for both bodies. Light and dark skinned.

Hat heads:

New for the fat bodies, can repaint the normal police officer head.

ICE Agents: 

I know they're controversial. BUT FTC would only need a new head. Or two... for the slim body.

Basically the standard male body with khaki vest with ICE emblazoned on it blue jeans and a green or black shirt.

The generic head would have a balaclava hiding the face with glasses. We can get a second head without balaclava.

For the Fat body we would need a new bullet proof vest that slips on over the head. It's not closed because he's too fat. Here we get the new fat balaclava heads and normal unmasked heads... whit bald dude comes to mind. Bonus points, if we can get a Dean Cain inspired head.

Federal Agent:

The male is just the standard commentator with a black tie, new head and cop hands for the gun. Perhaps in grey suits. 

Fenale agents would need an overhaul from the waist up.

Secret Service Agents:

The Federal Agent with black clothes and new heads with earpiece.

RCMP:

Aboot, maple syrup, hockey, eh?

This would require a lot of new parts, but we can get 4 characters with male and female... no fat RCMP Officers. 

But to give an overhaul to the line, we need criminals:

I DID SOME IN THE PAST, let's do some again.

Thugs:

The average run of the mill criminal.

Let me start with the females: 

Big Bessie:

We start with the obese male body. New bare upper arms. Reuse the fat Security guard shoes.

Red shirt blue pants, brown shoes.

New head light blonde hair in braids and dark skin.

Weapon: Hunting shotgun (new)

Tequila:

Female body with the referee crotch and amber legs. Only her bra will be painted bright pink. Her crotch would be light blue and red boots.

Head would be new: Green haired half shaven light skin.

Weapon: Knife (new)

Shonda:

Female body, referee feet. New green Torso overlay opened sleeveless hoodie vest with hood down. Orange bra with grey Referee crotch. Normal legs with knee high white socks and red sneakers. Pink haired half shaven head, dark skin.

Weapon: handgun

Mama Sam:

Using the obese body with the upper torso of the high rank security guard and the normal lower torso upper torso shirt painted dark blue while lower torso is in flesh color. Reusing the sleeveless fat arms from Bessie with new bare upper legs with light blue crotch and the normal sandals. New head with shoulder length red hair.

Weapon: splitting maul (new)

Now let's do the guys:

Eddie:

Using the slim male buck with the Brad overlay in Red. Black pants and red shoes. Long sleeve White shirt using the cop arms.

New heads 

Light Skin Orange Mohawk with and without glasses.

Weapon: Revolver

Norman:

Using the slim male body, new open sleeveless vest in purple, grey shirt, blue pants black shoes. 

New heads:

Dark skin with purple cornrows, same head but with sculpted on respirator mask

Weapon: UZI (new)

Now let's do the big boys!

Tiny: 

Using the fat body with the new long pants and sleeveless arms mentioned above

Brown pants black shirt black shoes

New head with Army Green Cap facing forward, dark Skin.

Weapon: Rifle

Schmidt:

Using the fat body with the long pants. Black shirt, grey pants. Black shoes. Hands in black to simulate gloves. New head with the Bully Maguire hairdo... BLOND!!! 

Weapon: 2×4 with barbed wire.

Bonus:

Goose: He's a criminal, eh?

Using the dark blue referee body with red plaid shirt, beige pants, black shoes.

Light skinned. 

reuse the wrestling crew mma referee head in clayton red hair.

Add second head with painted on domino mask.

Weapon: The splitting maul mentioned way up above. 

I wanna add "villains" for the feds, Ice, and Secret Service, but they would end up being racist caricatures like Goose. I know some people are gonna ask why the name goose. Simple Canadian geese are assholes.