Jul 31, 2026

Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Shredder's Revenge but with Marvel.

 The game feels VERY Shredder's Revenge-like... Not because it's made by the same people tht made Shredder's Revenge. It's because it feels very respectful of the universe and characters. It gives off a Marvel Animated series vibe, just like Shredder's Revenge was a love letter to the 1987 TMNT. 

Wolverine is Cal Dodd, Jean Grey is Jennifer Hale and Spider-Man...

Is Meowtacular... Seriously, Josh Keaton has played Spider-Man AND Spider-Man ersatz characters. He even played a Spider-Man inspired villain in DC. 

I haven't gotten the Penis and Thing DLC...  I will later. Bills come first. 

So the rant won't be a review but a top 12 Wanted DLC characters:

12: Johnny Storm:
We got The Thing and his temporary replacement on the F4, She-Hulk... It makes sense to have Torch... also one of Spidey's buddies.

11: Iceman:
Frank Welker needs to voice him in the gayest Fred Jones voice he can do.
I don't think I'll add Firestar.

10: Reed Richards:
His stretching and reshapingcould provide some cool moves. The story is F4 heavy, so let's get as many of the F4 in it.

9: DareDevil:
Street Level Hero... self explanatory. Perfect for a beat-em up.

8: Shang Chi: 
Master of Kung Fu... literally made for a Beat-em up.

7: Iron Fist: (Danny Rand)
Same reason as DD and Shang Chi.

6: Nick Fury Sr.:
Needs to be voiced by The Hoff. A nice way to bring Gunplay without bringing Castle.

5: Hulk:
We have She-Hulk, we need the OG Hulk, because Hulk Smash

4: Sue Storm:
I said Bring the Fantastic Four and I wasn't gonna put Richards in 4... the joke works better in Spanish. Giggity! 

3: Nightcrawler:
Sword, teleports. Perfect...

2: Wonderman:
For the sake of having some Avengers representation.

1: Gambit:
Stick, cards... if we get Chris Potter to voice him again, we're golden.

Honorable mentions:
Dazzler, Black Cat, Namor, Hawkeye, Punisher, Colossus, and Vision...
You all should know why. They all have appeared in past Marvel beat-em up games.

Temu European President, Temu Trump is banning people

 If they talk shit about Argentina. Yeah, he's deporting immigrants for talking smack about the 2026 FIFA World Cup losers. BTW, Falklands are British. Che, boludo, aprendé, Las Malvinas NO SON ARGENTINAS. Hasta los mismos habitantes votaron para permanecer como colonia Inglesa. And just like that, I got banned from Argentina.

Then they womder why Latin America hates them. Then there's the whole Housing Nazis, like Mengele.

All this because they are sore losers at soccer.
Am I banned from Argentina now?