Seagal and Expendables

 Why wasn't  Steven in any of those movies?

Straight out of the Rambo's mouth... he wasn't invited even though he begged. This is another of the many examples of Steven Seagal not being liked among the action movie folks. In a way it's a shame. Bit the ego is what would've ruined the movie. Just ask the folks who made Against the Dark.

Belmont's cursed... again. This time his curs eis

 Vagina... and clunky controls with stiff movement. Now I'm not saying the game is bad. Just that it's it's not as good as I hoped.

The game stars Sonia Rose Belmont... though if you Use the Konami Code, you can activate a Sonia palette swap for Rose. You are Trevor's daughter... so you look like a slightly butch Sypha Belnades.

The best part of the game is when you reach Dracula's Castle... you get a new epic version of Bloody Tears. Shame that the Better theme didn't get representation.

And Monster Dance too...

The music is the highlight. The game isn't bad, but it's trying to be different things. It tries to be a Metroidvania, a Classicvania, a new era Prince of Persia or a diet Super Meatboy.

I'll admit to have used game journo mode for the Talos Battle. Not because the boss was difficult, but to avoid the timer of the self desteuct sequence that unforgivable jumps and clunky controls don't mix. Also rumors are that Konami caused the project to restart in a case of too many cooks.

Remake the Simon games and Dracula's curse... amd make them into two Metroidvanias.