Sep 8, 2024

Making Deluxes out of Super7 TMNT Ultimates

 With Super7 introducing the "Deluxe" versions of characters at a more affordable price point, I'll try to take the existing 11 waves and deluxe as many characters as possible.

Some characters will be hard to "make deluxe" due to the already few accessories they have... not saying any names but Muckman. I will not do "redecos" as they're redecos. I will redeco some character though but I'll enter in the details later.

Ultimates wave 1:
Baxter
Raph
Splinter
Foot Soldier

Deluxe Baxter:
This Baxter will be a redeco.
The hair would be more yellowish orange and lighter purple.
His sole accessory would be the swatter gun

Foot Soldier:
Slightly lighter purple than the normal Foot Soldier.
Accessories:
Gun
Knife
Mace

Splinter:
Lighter brown than wave 1 Splinter with painted pupils.
He'd be wearing the flocked Splinter cloth Kimono with Shredder's soft goods belt
Accessory:
Walking stick/cane sword
Essentially a Toon inspired Splinter

Raphael:
Note all Deluxe Turtles will have Raphael Skin tone. 
Accessories:
Signature sai
Push knife

Ultimates Wave 2:
Leonardo
Shredder
Bebop
Mutagen Man

Shredder:
Shredder with silver blades and black wraps. 
Accessories:
Soft goods Grey Tunic with belt
Soft goods cape
Katana

Essentially a Toon inspired Shredder.

Bebop:
Neon Purple glasses with black lenses repaint
Accessories:
Drill gun
Knife
Trashcan lid

Leonardo: 
Skintone same as Raph
Accessories:
Signature Katanas

The Raph Skintone is to make a Toon Inspired Leonardo.

Ultimates Wave 3:
Rocksteady
Metalhead
April
Michelangelo 

Metalhead:
Same as w3 but no light piping head
Accessories:
Backpack
Nunchuck alternate hand

Rocksteady:
A Toon Redeco with yellow shirt desert tiger pants and lighter grey skin.
Accessories:
Rifle
Knife
Sewer shield

Michelangelo: 
Raph skintone
Accessories:
Signature nunchaku 
Grappling hook

April:
Orange and Blue Playmates toy redeco.
Accessories:
Ninja April Camera
Microphon

Wave 4:
Donatello
Casey
Muckman
Mondo Gecko  

Casey:
Wave 10 Casey in Classic colors with the broken mask.head.
Accessories:
Golf bag
2 bats


Donatello:
Skintone same as Raph
Signature Bo Staff
Casey Full mask head
Casey Golf club

Since Casey has too many accessories while Donatello has only one, it made sense to give Casey's extras to Don. Dirty tactics, but Super7 could do that easily.

Wave 5:
Krang
Leatherhead
Ray Fillet
Sewer samurai Leo 

Krang:
Same as Wave 5 but use the Crazy looking head
Accessories:
Bubble walker arms and gun with hose

Ray Fillet:
Purple shirt and Red V toy redeco.
Accessories:
Fishstick, starfish, harpoon gun

Leatherhead:
No dangling accessories this time.
Only Shotgun and bear trap

Sewer samurai Leo:
Raph Skin Tone
Loses the shield
Accessories:
Scabbard
Sword
Banner

Wave 6:
Slash
Ace Duck
Sewer Surfin Mike
Scratch
Mousers 

Slash:
Lighter skin tone
Accessories:
Mace
Knife

Ace Duck:
Dark brown jacket and hat
Accessories:
Hat
Gun
Wings


Sewer Surfin Mike: 
Raph skintone
Accessories:
Surfboard
Shuriken
Ace Duck tail

Scratch:
Same old Scratch
Accessories:
Jailbird
Gun

Wave 7
Punker Don
Guerrilla Gorilla
Triceraton 
Robotic Bebop
Metalhead Mikey:

Robotic Bebop:
Gold Redeco
Accessories:
Gauntlet
Knife
Gun

Triceraton:
Accessories:
Gun
Respirator
Belt

Guerilla Gorilla:
Pants repainted in Rocksteady Camo colors
Accessories:
Knife
Machine gun
Dog tags

Punker Don:
Raph Skintone
Accessories
Mike stand
Keytar
Bo staff

Wave 8:
Robotic Rocksteady
Genghis
Space Raph
Shredder

Robotic Rocksteady
Gold redeco
Blaster
Laser sword attachment
Chainsaw attachment

Space Raph:
Helmet
Knife
Blaster with hose

Genghis:
Accessories:
Necklace
Glasses
Tongue weapon

Wave 9:
Zak
Wingnut 
Scumbug
Slam Dunk Don
Splinter 

Wingnut:
Accessories:
Screw loose
Wings 

Zak:
Gold replaced with Silver
Accessories:
Hoverboard
Backpack with Blaster and hose

Scumbug:
Accessories
Backpack with hoses and sprayer weapon

Wave 10
Casey
Karai
Rocker Leo
Ninja April

Rocker Leo:
Raph Skintone
Accessories:
Guitar with strap

Ninja April:
White Gi, yellow straps, yellow bandana
Accessories:
Katana
Mic chucks
Camera

Karai:
Purple TF Redeco
Accessories:
Bow
Arrow
Katana

Wave 11:
Rat King
Rappin Mike 
Ronin Leo
Battle damaged Foot Soldier

Rat King:
Toon Redeco with one of the vintage heads
Accessories:
Rat whip
Knife
Scepter

Ronin Leo:
Raph Skintone Strawhat head
Accessories:
Katanas
Poncho

Rappin Mike:
Raph skintone
Accessories:
Micchuck
Cap
Glasses

Battle Damaged Foot Soldier:
Using the Partially torn mask look with the Endoskeleton right hand. 
Accessories:
Rifle
Broken sword
Grabber (from Wave 1 Foot Soldier)

I used toon redecos as a way to entice people to Rebuy some characters. Truth be told, IF they made Deluxe Foot Soldiers and alternated between vanilla and Battle damaged version, it would be great for army building.

Sep 7, 2024

Super7 Deluxe figures: a rant

 Let me get this out of the way: It's not a bad idea to rerelease a cheaper alternative for characters at a lower price by cutting out extras.

Using Biggie Smalls as a comparison:
Ultimates has 6 extra hands, 2 hats, 2 heads, glass, and a cane that deluxe lacks.
That's 12 less accessories. That's not deluxe... That's bare minimum. Marvel Legends usually gives us: Signature Accessor(y)/(ies), a pair of alternate hands and in some cases a head.
This Bare Bones Biggie should be $27...

But Super7 has been skimping out on accessories for their Ultimates.

To the point that they hold accessories hostage and force you to buy entire waves directly from them... which I can't due to their Shipping to Puerto Rico shenanigans.


The sad part is that I'd probably buy these begrudgingly. Mostly because I missed out on these due to S7 Shenanigans. 

I wonder if Super7 will later on sell "$25 Upgrade packs" to make the deluxe figures more deluxe. (aka Ultimates minus packaging)

Oooh! I feel a new rant incoming!

It came from the Toy Chest: Goongala again!? Again!?

 


This time is Super7's Casey Jones, Ultimates. I had 2 Casey Figures. The first was used as Casey and the second was the TMNT version of Nefty-kun, aka Nick R. Cade. This Casey is More Mirage inspired and is most likely going to be my default Casey. Since this is an official repaint of the last Casey, there will be some similarities between this and the previous Casey review.

Articulation 
Casey has articulation similar to that of Shredder. The only difference is in the waist.
Shredder only has a waist twist, while Casey has an awkwardly implemented ball joint, that sadly is a bit unsightly. Also, some figures have this joint seemingly frozen. Mine was frozen for 2 days until some warmth helped it get unstuck as well. 
I need to mention that his shoes block some ankle articulation.
4.0
There's not thar huge difference between them.
Not sure if I'll paint his sculpted hair, since the sculpt is less noticeable on this one.


Paint and sculpt 
Before I discuss this, I must point out that the engineering for the waist articulation was done wrong. The crotch part was made for a vanilla waist twist, while the lower torso was made for a ball joint. Super7 had 2 years to correct this but chose not to.
Other than that, he's vintage Casey in a more realistic set of proportions.

Painting, this Casey differs from Wave 4. This Casey is painted in Mirage styled Colors and this translates to even less shading than the vintage toy.
4.5

Accessories:
Here is where Super7 screwed the pooch. Not only Casey is MORE EXPENSIVE, but he comes with less stuff. No, I'm not talking about the vintage styled weapons rack. He comes with.
 2 less hands than the previous Casey. The c-grips with vertical hinge are gone and I can't use Toy Casey's as the skintones don't match.
Fuck it! 3.5

I don't care that the golf bag looks better in the new color or that the new colors for the weapons are cool.  The hands were pre-existing parts. Not cool, Super7, not cool at all
April: What the Actual fuck!? Casey!!
Karai: It's not what it looks like.
Casey: I just woke up next to Karai here.
April: Bullshit! I can smell the sex!
Casey: I was black out drunk!
Karai: He was. He had a wet dream, just as I did. In fact, this reminds me when I met an Incubus...
April: I know a guy that fits the description and I'm going to fucking kill him right now!
Casey: Do I know the guy?
Nefty VO: Don't look at me... 


Overall :
Casey gets a flat 4.0 as his final score. It pisses me off!! Since super 7 didn't do any tweaks. Or fixes to the figure, it carries the same defects as the previous version... Then we have less paint applications and less accessories, but it's a more expensive figure. The broken mask head is not that bad, but they should have given us a third head without any mask.

Sep 6, 2024

Minecraft movie trailer.

 I normally am meh about Minecraft. Don't care much for it, but have seen some cool builds.





Then we have the movie...


It looks like a retarded Jumanji clone... not the good one, but the ones with The Rock, Kevin Hart and... Jack Black... son of a bitch! Also the movie is directed by the director of Nacho Libre... I didn't want to see this movie before... Now, I want to see it even LESS than before. The only reason I saw the other Jumanji was Amy Pond playing a Lara Croft type character.  

Shit this has Momoa in it... So not watching this until it's dubbed in Spanish and shown on local TV. That's how bad this looks. I'd rather watch Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li while being tied to a chair and tazed every 3.33 seconds.

Sep 4, 2024

MOTU movie has Evil Lyn

 First we got Skeleborat, then Riverdale Teela, now Alison Brie from Community and a single episode of Hannah Montana is Evil Lyn.

While we're seeing more progress for the movie THIS time, my hopes are still low. The hinted plot about Adam stranded on Earth is something I detest. If it ever makes it out I'll try to see it at the theaters, But i'm not expecting a good movie Right now my expectations Are at dragon ball evolution levels. I'm hoping they reach Jem and the holograms level of expectation.

Will it outdo the 1987 movie? Right now I don't think it'll outdo MK Annihilation.


Vintage Inspired TMNT variants I'd love to see as Ultimates: part 2

 Boredom struck again. So let's do a part two over Vintage inspired variants: Again, these aren't necessarily things that I WANT WANT WANT, but to see if I can squeeze some creative juices.

"Mutations":
No, I'm not asking for Mutating figures. I'm asking for "opposite" versions of SOME Characters.

Hamato Yoshi:
Soft goods Kimono, belt and Hakama
Body can be reused on Oroku Saki.
Splinter accessories
Art History book

Oroku Saki:
Soft goods Kimono, belt and Hakama
Sewer samurai Leo Ninjato and Kunai
Empty Shredder helmet without mouth guard
Soft goods sleeveless tunic.

Dr. Stockman: 
Body that can have parts reusable with Vernon.
Soft goods vest, sweater and labcoat
Add a mouser, the wave 6 remote alternate head (with neck) and hands to make the Other Baxter if this is sold as Mirage Baxter, add the parts for toon Baxter or vice-versa.

Rocksteady:
Taking a page from NECA's book, Roclsteady could share parts with Burne, mainly the lower arms. Visually he should look close to the cartoon version of Rocksteady but in vintage colors: Black shirt, olive green vest, forest camo pants.
For accessories 
Knife
Grenades
Submachine gun

Bebop:
He should be a hybrid of the toon look with Playmates elements. Ie, toon closed vest with popped up neck, but shirt is now a long sleeved pink turtleneck and for shies, reuse Casey's.
For accessories:
Knife
Cordless drill
Alternate skintone hands and head (AA and Caucasian)

Casey Jones:
Basically an Unmasked Casey wearing a slightly different outfit. Short sleeved t-shirt and a removable vest. (Think Movie inspired but in different colors) for hands mirrored image of current Casey. (RIGHT gloved, LEFT wrapped. That way we have most of a "movie Star Casey" ready.) For heads, I think 3: Normal mask, maskless, broken mask creating a pseudo domino mask. Reuse the rest of Casey's stuff.

Wildcat April:
Basically making a more Varnerized Feline April new furry torso and arms, new crotch with tail Peg, new feet with torn boots for her hind paws.

Vernon the Wererat:
New torso with tattered shirt, new forearms and new legs with tattered pants like Fly Baxter, but with exposed rat parts. New crotch with rat tail poking out.

Irma the Wererat:
I've suggested soft goods clothing for Normal Irma. Here is no exception. The difference is that Normal Irma's soft goods items are for swapping looks. Here is for potential future parts reuse. A tattered light blue blouse and purple skirt would complete the look.

Sumo Turtles:
They should be big like the Playmates figures, but not exactly like the Playmates figures.
This time we get all 4 with New belts. Removable color coded mawashi. Soft goods Kimono that cam be worn normally or like E. Honda. 
3 heads: Playmates Inspired, with Traditional Sumo hairstyle wig, "Normal looking" heads.

For hands:
C-grips, Dramatic, Fists, salt throwing right hand and pointing left hand.

For accessories: Chankonabe pizza bowl, sandals, the Aforementioned soft goods robe, removable mawashi, and their signature weapon(s)

Adventurer series:
Playmates  made 3 Turtles with semi questionable accessories... I can kinda get behind this wave but I need a small tweak or two. Like eliminating the Water guns.

Deep Sea Leonardo:
Loosely inspired by the Playmates figure. The Grey on the Divesuit should be slightly greener, because Turtle. The Silver elements should be brass colored including the diving helmet. (Helmet should have a hole on top where we can pass a coated wire to act as a air hose for display purposes.) Maybe mirror flip the ctap stuck unto him and add color.
Heads: Vintage inspired, Dive helmet 
Accessories:
Octopus
Dual hookswords that connect into an anchor
Speargun 

Antarctic Donatello:
Similar to his Playmates Counterpart.
First we tweak colors:
Coat should be bluish purple and the glasses should have metallic colored lenses. Boots and gloves should be a bluish white with the fur trim being yellowish white.

Heads:
Similar to Playmates, one with glasses and no hood (pulled back hood neck overlay should be used with this head)

Accessories:
Escrima sticks pickaxes that combine into a dual pickaxe bo.
Penguin that can attach to flamethrower tank
Flamethrower based on the vintage toy with gas tank backpack (reference to the thing)
Purple snowshoes

Saharan Raphael:
Raphael wearing a Lawrence of Arabia styled outfit. Sculpted British Army outfit with soft goods turban and robes.
For accessories
Sai
Dagger
Gun
Serpent buddy
Scimitar

Deep Jungle Michelangelo:
Here we start with the safari Mike. We color the details on his removable Crocodile Dundee hat. We darken the brown on his vest and boots. His ascot would be orange (bandana and pad orange) should be a separate piece.

Heads:
Normal
With ascot tied around face (Think western bandit)

Accessories:
Dundee Knoife
SPAS12-styled Shotgun
Whip
Sloth buddy

Explorer April:
This April Is HEAVILY INSPIRED by Lara Croft.
Sporting a Grey bodysuit and sand colored pants with brown boots. She sports a removable belt/holster with a channel 6 Buckle.

Heads:
Hair tied to a back bun (like TR1 Lara)
Normal April Head

Accessories:
Backpack
Camera,
Dual pistols
Capuchin monkey buddy with a leaf mask and a stick. (Nod to Casey)

Concrete Jungle Shredder:
Shredder in a Grey "futuristic" military outfit with urban camo pattern. The blades are much smaller. Think Playmates Mutatin Shredder. The shoulder pads have no blades but small "vents" that resemble grater blades. The arm blades have "retractable" blades. His helmet looks like the front of Resolute Snake Eyes with a Shredderized Magneto helmet.
Heads:
Shredder helmet mentioned just now 
Balaclava with visor. The visors straps mimic the Shredder's prongs.
Accessories:
High tech sword
Grappling gun
Climbing claws
Crow

Cowabunga Party Time Turtles:
Loosely inspired by the Birthday wave theme, but since these are Adult Collectibles I made some choices and some characters will not be family friendly. 

Birthday Boy Leo:
Essentially a Vanilla Leonardo with a Blue and Green Party hat and sporting a Brown Belt with gold buckle
Heads:
Blowing head (party blower and noisemaker can fit in his mouth)
Happy head

Accessories:
Sword shaped wrapped present
Normal present
Birthday Pizza cake with separate slice
Party blower
Noise maker
Party favors bag

Donnie the Piñata:
Donatello dressed as a purple piñata with parts that can pop off the outfit 
Heads:
Neutral
In pain

Accessories:
Bo staff
Piñata
Piñata pieces that attach to Donnie

Raph the Raging Clown:
This is a Huge deviation from Playmates as Raph was a Magician in the vintage Birthday wave, but this is a "different wave"

Raph dressed like a clown that hates his life.
Heads:
-Based on Crazy Clowning Mike in Raph colors
-a combination of both Pennywises new one's hair with old one's facepaint 
-piefaced CCM head.

Specialized hands:
Ball Juggling hands
Accessories:
-seltzer spray bottle
-Turtle Creme Pie
-Balloon Sai
-Party balloons

Magic Mikey:
Woooimabaouttomakeanameformaselfhere! I swapped Raph and Michelangelo for a Magic Mike joke. This Mike is wearing soft goods black magician pants with velcro on the sides for easy stripping off. Soft goods vest is velcro to the back. Magician tux overlay is plastic. And his arms are sculpted with the magician tux sleeves.
Now he's sporting an orange Speedo with a black M. Wads of cash are sculpted hanging from the speedo.

Heads:
Closed eyes head from rocker Leo
Open mouth with hole to plug in the infinite cards or infinite handkerchief trick effects
Cocky grin head.

Specialized hands
Card shuffling hands with sculpted cards
Card/hat brim holding hands
Coin rolling hands

Accessories:
Top hat with plug in rabbit
Hand of cards for Pick a card
Single card
Interchangeable bare Turtle arms
Boom box from rapping Mike in different colors
Infinite handkerchief mouth effect
Infinite card mouth effect
Magic chuck wands

Magical Assistant Irma:
Irma wearing a sexy Magician's assistant outfit with no heels (she's clumsy) with sheer pantyhose purple bunny girl suit (no tail) with a blue bowtie and sporting white cuffs on her wrists.

Heads:
Normal Irma head
Cute Irma head
Looking straight up with her mouth open for sword swallowing head

Specialized hands:
Blade holding hands for sword swallowing.

Accessories:
Sword hilt that plugs in sword swallowing mouth
5 Swords for the human pincushion trick.
Human pincushion box.

Hen Do April:
 Essentially a drunk April who drinks to forget that her only friends are a bunch of teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles... and Irma.

Soft goods yellow party dress with thin shoulder straps that can easily slide off the shoulders.
Nude female torso with painted on pasties. Crotch with sculpted thong.

Heads:
Drowsy drunk April
Screaming/chugging head April
Hungover head

Accessories:
Champagne bottle
Glass of champagne 
Wine bottle
Glass of wine
Foldable chair

Stag Party Casey:
Casey in tighty whities with soft goods shirt and pants. (Velcro unhooks pants at the front like real pants) and dress shoes
Soft goods black pants and white button up shirt

Heads:
Unmasked with hair slicked back with hair gel 
Unmasked with standard Casey messy hair
Blindfolded with messy hair

Accessories:
Beer bottle
Beer mug
Folding chair
Casey sized Handcuffs

Officer Tiffany:
Tiffany, as in Burne's girlfriend dressed up as a Police officer in high heels with soft goods  pants and top that are held up by velcro for easy removal. She'd reuse the Hen Do April body thong in navy blue and painted on police badge pasties

Heads:
Hair tied up in a bun Neutral expression
Hair tied up in a bun, seductive licking expression
Loose hair Neutral expression:

Accessories:
Police hat
Sunglasses
Female sized Handcuffs
Purple nightstick

Party Time Carter:
Essentially a Stripper Carter... (he needs funds for college) sculptwise he's essentially naked except for a yellow Banana Hammock with dollar bills sculpted on the side of his thong. For his outfit yellow tanktop with removable fang necklace, stripper pants and removable sandals.

Heads:
Normal Carter head
Ricardo Milo's inspired head with headband

Accessories:
Boombox
Pole with wide stand for dancing and can be used as weapon
Sandals
Necklace
Aforementioned soft goods clothes.

Cake Karai:
Once again we reuse the Hen Do April body with black thong and painted on foot Pasties (because foot clan) random spots of painted white frosting on her body and clothing.

Heads:
 Normal Karai with painted on frosting.
Half-lidded eyes, open mouth and tongue out with painted on frosting 

Accessories:
Disassembled parts for giant Cake that Karai pops out of.
Removable candles from the top of the cake
Kunai with handles Disguised as candles.
Sexy black robe
Turtle sized handcuffs


I think I need to stop here otherwise I'll end up with a Stripper Shredder wearing only a fundoshi and with a Panty mask

Super7 × Batman...

 For now it's going to be a SuperCyborg Batmobile. I don't expect much of thos license here, since Todd has 7" covered and Spinnaster has 3.75" covered. .I'm not gonna lie, but a Super7 Ultimates! Batman would have been cool in theory. I honestly.

Don't see how this brand specifically could be expanded. It's just the 1989 Batman movie. It doesn't say anything about returns. Or the Schumacher sequels. 

IF Batman (1989) Ultimates were made, oooh! Batman and Joker are must gets. I'd probably get Vicki Vale... Alfred would be a must have as well as a Bruce Wayne...

But Getting a Billy Dee Williams as Harvey Dent, now that's where it's at. 

If this expanded into Batman Returns, I'd be buying Catwoman, Penguin, Selina Kyle, Christopher Walken... but it would be mostly for Christopher Walken. Now if they made the Wayans Robin and Dick Grayson, I'd be tempted.

You know what? Fuck Batman!

 Last Action Hero Ultimates! Now that's what we need...

But we know how Ultimates! Batman would go:

Wave 1:
Batman
Vicki Vale
Bob the Goon
Thomas Wayne

Wave 2:
Young Jack Napier (not looking like Nicholson)
Bruce Wayne
Martha Wayne
Bob the Goon

Random GITD BLUE Batman

Wave 3:
Joker
Young Bruce Wayne
Alfred
Prince

Random Diet Coke Ad Batman same as Wave 1 Batman but less accessories and a diet coke can.

Wave 4:
ToyBiz inspired Batman with the rope belt
ToyBiz inspired Joker



Sep 2, 2024

Teenagers and the 1987 series: a rant

 Teenagers are such a weird thing. Especially in cartoons. In some cases Teens look like adults (similar to LIVE action TV) in some cases they look like teens (ie the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon... Super7 hurry up with my Hank and Sheila) then we have:


Zach and Caitlin are supposed to be 14. Buffy Shellhammer is supposed to be 15. All these three teens look under 10. Vernon's nephew looks 8 but he's supposedly Junior high age (12-15) 


Meanwhile, the Neutrinos look more Teen-like than the previous Earth Teens. 
What am I getting at with this? Well, I've been scouring the TMNT 1987 continuity for potential figures.  It's kinda hard to make 8 year old looking 14-15 year Olds enticing as figures.

Sure you can sell action figures of kids (ie Thunderkittens, Copper Kidd, Bobby the Barbarian) but those are clearly kids being kids... not kiddified teens. 
The character size inconsistencies in the the old toon male gauging an accurate size for the characters a pain. Toon scaled Burne seems like a shorter guy, but NECA made him a midget. Meanwhile Playmates has him normal human sized... this will make sense soon.

Red Sky Era Turtles are roughly 19-20... which theoretically could make these kid-looking teens look older as Carter was around 19-20 in the Red Sky seasons. So, for a theoretical Super7 set of TMNT Ultimates!: non-Carter Human Teens Edition...

I'm going to try to make 2 Versions:
One will be More faithful to the toon while keeping a Toyline look.

The other will be a more "Mature" Red Sky inspired idea while keeping a Vintage Toy look.

Zach V1:
Close in Size to S7 Zak the Neutrino. Slightly smaller head than the Neutrino and a bit slimmer. His outfit would be similar to the toon version, but his sweater would have corduroy texture with a V emblazoned on it.
His cargo pants in Varner fashion would have a stained pocket where a messy Snack got smashed. Could be a candy bar or a PB&J sandwich. At the bottom of his left shoe there would be a wad of gum.
The Shirt would be light olive green with the V being Yellow. (Subtle color nod to the turtles.)
Pants would be a handy khaki with green grass stains on the knees. Shoes would be blue because Playmates doesn't care about toon accuracy and I'm pretending to be them for the design


Accessories:
 heads: his hair should be dirty blond
-masked
-maskless
-wearing a VirtualBoy-esque VR glasses that connect to his palm top computer. (Palmtop Nod to John Connor)

Hands:
C-grips
Fists
Dramatic
Using palmtop

Accessories:
-palm top inspired by T2's John Connor
- Brown backpack with school materials poking out of pockets and has a kick me sign stuck to it.
-soft goods belt that can wrap around backpack to hold his trashcan lid shell/shield
-trashcan lid shell/shield
-Smaller Hockey stick

Zach V2: The College bound Red Sky version;

Here we're gonna do some Changes to Zach. New outfit and physique. He'd be roughly Casey sized as he's 18-19. He'd be wearing an Eastlaird High Shirt in blue with Zach and the number 5 in green and red. He'd be sporting an olive green Cargo pants with Black and red Sneakers. A soft goods yellow sweater to tie around his waist completes the look.

Heads: Zach now sports slightly longer hair
Normal with removable glasses.
With non removable sports glasses

Hands:
C-grips, Fists, dramatic, pointing, victory sign, brass Knuckles.

Accessories:
-Hockeypads in Turtle colors
-Casey Hockey stick
-Turtle Comm (open and closed)
-aluminum bat
-soft goods sweater 

Basically, Zach grew up, got into his studies and Hockey, which got him a college scholarship. Missing the old days as "the 5th Turtle" he decided to have one last adventure before going to college.

Caitlin V1:
She should be a bit shorter than Zak the Neutrino, but taller than Disney's Alice. 
Her outfit will not only be different to the toon, but so will the colors:
She'd wear a long sleeve lavender turtleneck with rolled sleeves and a faded lilac dress with pastel yellow accents. Light blue jeans and white sneakers. 

Heads: her hair should be strawberry blonde
Neutral
Laughing wearing the modified "Virtualboy" headset as Zach that connects to her laptop.

Hands:
C-grips, Fists, dramatic, pointing.

Accessories:
1980s Laptop, Taser gun, April styled Turtle comm (open and closed) smoke grenades, backpack.

Caitlin V2: College bound Red Sky Version:
She should be around April's height, slightly more shapely body as she's 18-19.  She has a Longer ponytail and wears glasses. (Longer hair hides the glasses legs to keep then on her head.)

For her outfit a faded purple short sleeved Gymnastics leotard, light blue jeans with white gymnastics shoes. She gets 2 soft goods items:
A lavender sweater that can be worn or tied at her waist. Eastlaird High PE shirt turned into a crop top. 

Heads: 
Neutral head
Smug head
Excited head

Hands:
Fists, C-grips, dramatic, smug glasses adjusting hand. Pointing, taser gauntlet hands

Accessories:
-Glasses
-90s Laptop
-Taser gauntlets (slip on forearms)
-Slip on cyber shoes (taser and shock absorbing elements)
-soft goods sweater 
-soft goods croptop
-smoke grenades
-stun rod

Basically, Caitlin grew up and focused on science, focused on mechanical engineering. Her efforts earned her the Shellhammer scholarship and an internship at the newly founded Shellhammer Industries.

Buffy Shellhammer v1:
First we change her hair bow to red
Her shirt should be orange with her vest in purple with faded navy blue pants and white shoes.

Heads:
Smug
Angry 
Sad

Hands:
C-grips, Fists, dramatic

Accessories:
Shrunken Buffy 


Buffy Shellhammer v2: Red Sky CEO Prodigy:
First big change will be the outfit. She'd be wearing a blue pantsuit and blazer (soft goods blazer) and beige shirt. She would have an athletic, yet more adult looking body as she's 19-20. Her hairstyle on the default head would be her hair tied up on a loose bun.

Alt. Heads:
Loose hair
Wearing the Shellhammer prototype helmet.

Hands:
C-grips, Fists, slap, dramatic. 
Gauntlet:
C-grips, Fists

Accessories:
-soft goods blazer
-soft goods vest
-slip on Shellhammer prototype torso armor
-slip on Shellhammer prototype gauntlets
-snap on Shellhammer prototype boots
-Shellhammer shell shield that plugs to back or to gauntlets
-Shell Hammer

Basically, Buffy applied herself in science after her encounter with the Turtles and expanded Shellhammer Chemicals into other scientific fields. With help of a few interns and Donatello, Buffy constructed the prototype for the Shellhammer Armor. 

There you have it. The three teens turned into hypothetical action figures. Both in a Toon inspired "Playmatesized" and a more "serious Red Sky inspired" look that gives an option to have a "classic toon inspired look" on the "adult versions".  

The idea is to have these 3 and Carter to become a small hero group just like the Punk Frogs and the Mutanimals. 
Carter would be the "Leonardo" of the group
Buffy the "Raphael"
Caitlin the "Donatello" 
and Zach the "Michelangelo"

What about Walt? Fuck Walt...

Sep 1, 2024

Super7 New Silverhawks wave... WTF!?

 Bluegrass and Steelwill in vac metal. Mo-Lec-U-Lar and Windhammer are the figures...

New version above, Old version below: Note, I added a pic of the vintage toy iver empty space to showcase the color accuracy of the new Windhammer... and the accessory inaccuracy as well.

Seriously!? They not only have LESS Accessories in the new version, but the most important accessory is WRONG!? 

Mo-Lec-U-Lar is treated similarly.


New version above, old version below:
Seems that Mo-Lec-U-Lar got more New parts, but still less stuff at the same price point... it's a load of bullshit. Not as bullshit as Bluegrass and Steelwill getting less for more.

Even if I wanted this, I can't pre-order from Super7, since they're onky using Fed Ex for Puerto Rico. Now they added a $200+ shipping option, but the Matt Cardona Preorder HAD USPS Shipping for PR and lost it when the Silverhawks wave was added. They're making Digital River seem competent...


Aug 29, 2024

Capcom Fighting Collection II: is coming

 T-t-the Millionaire Fighting Two Thousand and One is about to begin... Fighting Collection II will have BOTH CAPCOM VS SNK AND CAPCOM VS SNK 2! AM I OK? BUSTA WOOF!
That's reason enough for me to get it. But wait there's more!

-Power Stone 1 and 2... don't  care, but they're  3d and there...
-Plasma Sword... don't care...
-Project Justice... wait is this Rival Schools 2? NICE!! yes I know Kasugano is not on this one, but this is Street Fighter Adjacent.

-Street Fighter Alpha 3 Upper... we needed a Street Fighter game, I guess...
-Capcom Fighting Evolution... Ehhh... it's a game, I guess.

It's coming for Switch and PS4... 2025... gives me enough time to buy the first Collection on PS4.
Shit, CVS no longer confined to Dreamcast and PS2... now give us SF×Tekken!!

Aug 28, 2024

Crazy idea for Playmates TMNT Classics

 You know the Adult Collector TMNT line by Playmates with the 6 inch Turtles? The ones that have Stranger things, Street Fighter and Karate Kid figures?

Yes? Well, how about releasing Vehicles and Playsets for those? Think about it:

A Vintage styled Party Wagon made slightly larger to fit those Turtles. Added bonus if it fits Playmates, it fits both NECA and Super7.

If the Modern rerelease of the vintage party wagon is $40, a $65 Classics scale party wagon seems reasonable.

A Classics scaled Turtle Blimp at $75-80 seems reasonable as well. It also beats Super7 as the Playmates Blimp would be inflatable and less than a car payment. Master License dick swingin'!

A $65 slightly larger thanClassics scale Foot Cruiser!? Bitch, if you rerelease it a year or two  later in Neutrino colors, You'll make me double dip.

$45 for a Classics scaled Footski. My Rat Kongs from NECA and Super7 would love Playmates so much...

$120 Classics Scale Technodrome... Seriously, instead of whining about NECA and Super7, Playmates should take advantage of the Existence of them in order to get Money from the collectors of those lines with items that complement the collections. 

Let's pick some key vehicles/playsets and figure out a release plan... 

2-3 items per year 2 big ticket items, 1 smaller item.

Year 1: 3 items (April, July, October)

Item 1: Ninja Newsvan with Classics April.
First it gives the Classics line, its own April.
Second, it's "testing the waters" with a variant that Super7 or NECA owners won't have at an affordable price. It's easier to drop $80 on the newsvan WITH April than $300 or $450 without an April.

Item 2: Footski
It's a smaller item with Army building potential. 

Item 3: Foot Cruiser:
Again, this one I to entice the NECA and Super7 collectors to get a vehicle that their lines don't have at an accessible price.

YEAR 2: 2 Items: (April, October)

Item 1: Technodrome
If there is A DEFINITIVE TMNT Playset needed for a 1987 TMNT inspired line is the Technodrome. It's both a vehicle and a playset... and won't be $800 with shipping to the US...

Item 2: Turtle Blimp
Playmates is giving me a stink eye right now because of me not showing repaint potential
 I'll get there. I'm just doing the items that are meant to entice the NECA and Super7 collectors as well as the Classics collectors.

Year 3: Here come the Repaints:
3 Items: (April, July, October)

Item 1: Neutrino Cruiser
It's a mostly repainted Foot Cruiser with a few tweaks to make it feel special.

Item 2: Rattus Rex Footski
A "deluxe" footski in Grey as a nod to the Toon, but it's name is a nod to Turtles in Time and the extra rat accessories are to make a Rat King Army... to differentiate this Footski from the first one one of the Spear projectiles could have a rat attached to it parodying the Antman arrow. A pair of rats parodying the Titanic scene could be attached to the flagpole.Also, I'd like to see a rat floating on a bagel.

Item 3: Party Wagon:
You knew it was coming
Now Classics has their Party Wagon and those who missed out on NECA and Super7's can have theirs. 

Year 4: 2 items: (April, October)

Item 1: Mutant Module:
Just as long as it's big enough to fit Super7 Rocksteady and Bebop  it's a win!

Item 2: Knucklehead: 
As long as a NECA or Super7 Foot Soldier can fit, let it be.

Year 5: 3 items:

Item 1: OOZEY with Classics Pizzaface:
A larger Oozey with plastic parts with stickers replacing the vintage cardboard sign with a "Classics scale Pizzaface". Guessing $65 for the figure and playset.

Item 2: Cheapskate 2pack:
Should be cheap with Army building potential. About $30

Item 3: Turtle Tenderizer:
Unreleased vehicle that has had 2 different videogame appearances.
Make it big enough for Super7 Bebop be able to drive it. Also if planned correctly, the top could be swapped for the shelltop redeco

Year 6: 2 Items:

Item 1: Sewer Playset:
Essentially a scaled up Vintage Playset. Should connect to the Technodrome

Item 2: Shelltop 4×4:
Repaint for the bottom part of the Turtke Tenderizer with a new top.

Final Year: Here come the New Characters: for this gimmick is adding new characters that NECA and Super7 may or may have not thought of making...

Item 1: Cheapskate 2:
A pair of Cheapskate 2 with new Classics Zach and Caitlyn. The idea is that the biggest tmnt fans/sidekicks made their own unlicensed vehicles to fight crime/get in trouble.

Item 2: Ninja Cycle with Classics Karai:
This would be an upscaled Grey Ninja News Cycle nbut with a Classics Karai. (Later on, an April redeco could be released.) 

Item 3: Ninja Pizza:
A modified 2012 Anchovy Alley Playset, larger scale and more "80s". Also it should be able to "combine with the 80s styled Lair". Should be about $70 since it includes Mutated Carter.

Item 4: Channel 6:
A literal redeco of the Monster Action Tower with a few accessories added to make it look like Channel 6. This time there is no figure Or need to resize this. since this mother is huge... and made for 6" figures... $150? 

But the main problem is that I have customer/fan mentality and not a bean counter mentality. This sounds great for the fans, but not for the corporate folks.

What the Hell, Mattel?

 This is the MOST Bizarre Barbie I've ever seen.


Last time I checked Juan Gabriel was a dude... Like the Gayest closeted Gay that has ever Closet Gayed...


This is what the Barbie is supposed to look like:
Quick translation: the interviewer asks Juan Gabriel if he's Gay, to which the singer replies with: "lo que se ve no se pregunta." Roughly translates to you don't ask what's obvious" point is, dude's a dude and not a Chick. That Barbie ain't no dude!


Seriously, if he was alive, that would be his reaction to the Barbie.

New Castlevania collection... not on PS4

 It's on Nintendo Switch, PS5 and the XBox consoles...

I have Castlevania Anniversary Collection
Castlevania Advanced Collection
Castlevania Requiem

That covers:
The NES Games, SOME of the GB Games, the SNES Games, the TG16 game, the GBA games, and the PS1 game.

Missing are the DS games and the Arcade game... the Domino's Collection came out on Switch but not PS4... So, I have to get it either on Switch, or PS5...

Fuck, Konami! That's a moronic move.

Aug 27, 2024

It came from tbe Toy Chest: Did somebody say Yoga?


 Now it's the 5th Jada toys figure to be reviewed here at the House of Rants. Yoga Man himself, Dhalsim.

He spits fire is stretchy, teleports, but never asks about your car's extended warranty. 
He's more or less a Mentor character in Street Fighter Lore. Introduced in Street Fighter 2, Dhalsim has become a staple in the series.

Articulation
He sports the standard Jada Articulation. I wish he had the toe hinge in order to have a more accurate standing pose. Due to lack of Fists, some of his poses are undoable. Yes, his stretched out limbs have fists but they are non-removable. He also likes flame effects for the yoga fire and yoga flame moves. If you have a spare Scorpion hellfire from Storm Collectibles, then you can have a Yoga Stream effect. Carefilnwith swapping. There's a possibility of loosening joints, especially the legs 


4.5

Paint and sculpt
I only have Two complaints regarding the figure in the sculpting area: 
Having the metal earrings but plastic bracelets 
The skull necklace being sculpted without entire skulls. I know it's to have game accurate positioning but it looks kind of weird.


Speaking of the skulls my only complaint in the paint area is The skulls are painted in cartoonish white. I had to summon captain pink brush and give him a bit of a brown Wash with beige accents.
5.0

Accessories
Extra head
Extra hands
Extra elongated Bendy arms
Extra elongated Bendy legs
Stand for some moves.


Dhalsim should've been a deluxe release just to get some very needed accessories: Yoga fore/flame head, Fists, yoga fire and flame effects.
4.5

Overall:
Dhalsim gets a 4.67 as his final score. Had he been a Deluxe release?With the additional accessories, he would have scored higher.But what we got is pretty good. I'd dare say better than SOTA.
Bison's review will come in 2025. I kinda want Jada's Guile to be In hand for the review. Even better if Cammy is in-habd by then.



Vintage Inspired TMNT variants I'd love to see as Ultimates: part 1

 While I say Vintage Variants, it's not limited to only the characters that had that variant... for example, Warriors of the Forgotten Sewer we only had Leo, Don, Rocksteady, and Bebop. No Raph or Mike. So, I'd add a Raph the Rogue and Mike the Bard... Archmage Splinter, Dreadlknight Shredder could work too.

But there are some variants that are Turtle exclusive like say: Head Droppers.

Mutant Military:
I NEED Lieutenant Leo, like Yesterday, especially if his vest can be removed... 
Yes, I'm so gonna steal the undercover Raphael trench coat to put it on that body and vanilla Leo head. Do I even need to explain the reference?
If they make the Midshipman Mike hat removable... I could not only make Shenmue references, but Metal Gear Solid references with Mikey being Old Snake.

BUUUUUUUUT, IF Playmates is a little bitch How About Mutant Military III?


Underwater infiltrator Mike:
Picture Mike in a Grey and black outfit with dull orange accents. Think a mix of Navy SEAL Mike and Solid Snake with the latter being a bigger influence. 

Heads:
Full scuba gear
Maskless Mike with camo facepaint
Maskless Mike without facepaint

Acc:
Mk23 with laser sight and supressor
MRE Pizza
MGS1 Snake wig
MGS2 Snake wig
CQC nunchaku
SDV (loosely inspired by Sewer swimming Donatello's)

Legionnaire Raph:
Dressed as a member of the French Foreign Legion but with a few Raph Red Accents.

Heads:
Legionnaire hat head
Van Damme hairstyle maskless head

Accessories:
Legionnaire Axe
FAMAS
Sai
French Beretta
French bread pizza

Spetsnaz Don:
Picture Donatello in a Spetsnaz uniform with the striped tanktop peeking from the jacket

Heads:
Red beret head
Gas Mask head

Accessories:
Ballistic knife
Dragunov Sniper Rifle.
Makarov 
Collapsible staff 
Mockba pizza

Desert Special Forces Leonardo:
Imagine Leonardo wearing a Desert camo pants with a soft goods khaki tanktop a removable plastic sleeveless camo vest.

Heads Maskless serious head
Screaming head

Accessories:
Rambo knife styled Katana
M16
Rocket launcher
Van Damme Guile wig
Liquid Snake wig
MGS2 Snake wig in black.

Vagrant Veteran Casey Jones:
Picture Casey with a Red tanktop with a soft goods jacket and Duffelbag
Heads
Unmasked
With a makeshift facemask

Accessories
Rambo knife
Soft goods poncho
Duffelbag
Makeshift golf club
M160

Disguised Wave:
We still Need Don the Undercover Turtle, but I'd like to see other characters entering the "Disguised" wave. 

I won't go into details, but here are the characters I want to see:
Casey
April
Rocksteady 
Bebop
Slash
Karai 

"Mirage" Turtles:
The Ninja Action Turtles Look Mirage-ish with the little tails. The body could be used as an "inspiration" for these ultimates.
See the Storage Shell Mike and Leo for that "Mirage-esque" style for heads. Mimic that for all 4 Turtles, add the "modern heads". Give them the brown belts and pads while keeping the individual skin tones but all red bandana and we're done.

Superheroes:
Essentially, TMNT characters making parodies of Heroes/antiheroes, and villains of existing characters... but completely ignoring Playmates vintage attempts.

Tungsten Turtle:
Donatello sporting a Metal Armor (reuse some Metalhead parts) as a nod to Ironman.
He'd have 2 heads:
Full helmet
Peeled back helmet (see Grey Fox helmet from MGS as reference) with visible face

Stunt-Turtle:
Michelangelo wearing an Orange and Green suit inspired by DareDevil's armored and Yellow with red outfits. The pouches for his Nunchucks would be on both legs.
He'd have 2 heads:
Blind bandana (black suit pre-daredevil Murdock)
Horned Cowl

Nightwatcher:
Vintagizing the CGI movie Nightwatcher by implementing some reds to the gunmetal Grey and black.

Tortu-gor:
This is an obvious nod to He-Man... taking elements from Netflix CGI He-Man mainly the pants and tanktop and combining them with traditional Barbarian He-Man elements, like a furry loincloth and furry trim on the armored bits. Maybe adding an 87 movie cape in Leonardo Blue.
2 heads:
Prince valiant hairdo 
200X hairdo

2 handed sword that looks like a half sword combined with a mechanical sword. 

Kitsune:
A Karai/Catwoman/Black Widow/Electra pastiche. 
Skintight catsuit with wrist mounted dartguns, a Kitsune mask and a small arsenal of Ninja weapons.

The Penalizer:
Rocksteady wearing a long sleeved top with removable body armor and a turtle skeleton spray painted on the armor. Purple outfit with brown long gloves and boots. It's meant to be a parody for both Nick Fury and the Punisher 

Heads:
No helmet
No helmet with Eyepatch

Accessories:
Shitload of guns

No-Koff:
Slash wearing a "bizarro" Tortu-gor outfit. Obvious nod to Faker and Bizarro. I would add a soft goods tattered hooded cloak and a skull masked head as a nod to Skeletor and a deer skull staff. 

The unbelievable Pork:
Bebop with pink body paint and olive pants.
Heads:
Growling
Screaming

Accessories:
Lou Ferrigno Hulk styled wig in purple
Half sized bent Steel Beam

The Professor:
Leatherhead dressed as a scientist. Not only is a nod to 2k3, but is also a parody of Marvel's Lizard.
Accessories:
Glasses
Flasks with chemicals

Fright Light:
Shredder in an outfit loosely inspired by the Bizarro Corps. With è™ž as the chest emblem (fear/horror in Japanese) the blades on Shredder and his helmet should glow in the dark as they're meant to be "Lantern constructs". His alternate head would be Oroku Saki with facepaint simulating a mask.

The Inquiry:
April dressed in a yellow outfit in a Question/ Rorschach outfit
Heads:
-Ninja April hair on a normal April head
-head with hat and "mostly featureless mask"
-Ninja April facemask head with hat (nod to the Shadow)

Accessories: 
Handguns and revolvers

Roboduck:
AceDuck in an Inspector Gadget/Robocop/Gizmo Duck homage:
Gadget for the Silly weapons and a Hybrid Gizmoduck/Robocop for the looks.

That's it for now... I'm saving other variants for another filler rant.