Another Miami Vice movie!?

 Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! Who's in this?

Austin Butler and Michael B. Jordan. Movie has 3 writers that's never a good sign.

There better be jai alai.

I'm honestly not too sure if this will rock or suck, but it's screaming to me, wait until streaming.

Hey hey hey what is going on here? Fuck you Haley Joel Osment!

 Sora's Necrovision took Mr. Belding from us.

First Screech, now Belding... maybe it's the curse from The New Class.

I cannot talk much about him because to me he was Dick Belding Bayside's Principal.

Shenmue the Animation in English is MIA

 I wanted to watch Shenmue the Animation legally in our 2026th uear of the lord. Well, I'm fucked.

But Crunchyroll only has it on Japanese.

So, it's  Japanese or nothing....

It's  a shame...

Also, as a consolation prize they have this:

Yeah... At least I have Ace Attorney, Macadamia Vigolantes, amd the final season of Knights of the Zodiac a formerly Netflix series.

But Macadamia vigilantes has a Jojorine...

Behold the Jojorine.

The Tick characters I want from BBWS

 I got The Tick from BBTS... I know Chairface is coming:

Here are characters I want... I'm hoping it's from both comic AND the 90s toon, mainly because it's the toon the only The Tick source I know...

Arthur:

This one is obvious.

Die Fledermaus:

A Batman parody voiced by my VA god? Of course I want this!!

Barry Hubris: the other Tick:

It's one of the few characters I vaguely remember from the show

Dinosaur Neil:

It's one of the few characters I remember from the show

List is small because I vaguely remember the show aside SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!

Golden Axe series for Paramount+

 I did play some Golden Axe way back then, but it's SEGA doing something that isn't Sonic.

People are hating that it's too self-aware. Self-referential and a little bit too Meta.

The game's ending..

Yup... it fucks up everyone's complaints about the series.

Now, I kind of want one for virtua fighters, virtua cop, Altered Beast, and

If I have to suffer having this earworm, so shall you!

Live action Kratos is an Animal

 Evolution is a mystery so many changes no one can see... wait were those the lyrics? Anyway, Batista will be Kratos.

Will he bulk up for the role? Or will he wear a musclesuit?

Fuck you, Mindy Kaling!

 Fuck you and stay the fuck away from The Golden Girls.

Seriously, the bitch that fucked up Scooby Doo! With her Shitty Velma show wants to Velma The Golden Girls. 

Make your own original shows and stop shitting on beloved properties!!

MOTU Tales from Eternia: Thoughts

 Mattel released the first webisode of their MOTU Series: Tales from Eternia... something they could've been doing since they were doing Life in the Dreamhouse...

You can watch here

It's a bite sized MOTU show better than Netflix's attempts at MOTU. I hate it so much that a "lazy webtoon" has beaten Mattel's last 2 attempts at a MOTU cartoon.

Some People Stay in the Darkness

Afraid to fail this city... and there is no SpongeBob savior who used to have a talking car... don't you worry Pam Anderson ain't here...

Not saying this will suck  but most likely it will.

Oliver Queen is now Mitch Buchannon's kid Hobie all grown up.

Giles is Dead... Buffy has no watcher...

 Because Fucking Sora watched him. There isn't much I can say here since all I remember him from is Buffy and an episode of Highlander the series 

My condolences to ASH's family... his initals spell Ash... stupid pneumonia... but thisnrant is short because all I know him from is just Buffy.

The ghost who walks will now be black

 Since Reginal Hudlin is at the helm. Having a black guy be the Phantom feels odd. Especially since he's the embodiment of the "white Savior" trope. 

Well yes, the original Phantom was saved by the African tribe as a child. But when he grew, he became the protector of the tribe, the protector of the jungle and basically their savior... because he literally saved the tribe from a different trine who had enslaved them. Blackwashing The Phantom defeats the whole purpose of the character... Especially when he had Access to Lothar, The Strongest man on Earth... Lothar was the closest thing to a Black Superman. Super strong, invulnerable... Hudlin could've easily made a Lothar series where he and Mandrake did their hero thing with Lothar having a more protagonist role.

Because it's netter to elevate the black heroes than blackwashing whites. 

I won't live to see 2099, but I've a Phantom and a Bubblegum Crisis to see...

The Hannahversary was disappointing

 Well, it wasn't a reunion... well if we count Selena Gomez having a cameo appearance. It was pretty much a Miley Cyrus Midlife Crisis special. Special guests: a couple of fan interviewers, her Mom, Selena Gomez. No Emily Osment, No Mitchell Musso, No Jason Earles, no Moises Arias... But they managed to bring Billy Ray Cyrus... weren't they feuding because he went full MAGA and Miley went full liberal 

The only thing I found out is that she dated Zack... as in Zack and Cody. Miley Fully accepted Hannah and is now Both Hannah and Miley.

Kinda wished it was an actual reunion instead of Miley flicking her ego. But seriously, Little by Little Hannah has been taking over Miley.

Welp! Xander from Buffy is dead.

 Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Buffy? You  know, I honestly don't remember him from anything other than Xander on Buffy. My condolences to friends and family.

Huh? He was on American Dragon... now that I mention it, I did know that the bit of trivia, but I forgot; then again I rarely thought of Nicholas Brendon outside of Xander Harris.

Take it easy, 2026.

May you be getting shawarma in the afterlife

Netflix Ya-yo!

 Juan Piss season 2 was available on Netflix last week and I finally got to see it... I'm the equivalent of 91 anime episodes in and you know what? I'M LIKING IT! It's not perfect, but it's a seroous Abridged version of One Piece WITH Oda's blessing. I don't think they're gonna do the whole thing, but so far, I may be sticking out for Season 3.

I don't think Gear 5 Luffy will be in the series... but We don't know how much Oda will compress for the live action. All I know is that the end of the Alabasta arc is what we'll see on Season 3. 

I'm hoping we get at least up to season 5. To get a solid 40 episode series. If it gets to 56 even better, but I doubt it. 

And according to Forbes season 3 was greenlit and maybe they're doing 3 and 4 back to back.

That means... Ya-Yo! Ya-Yo!

What the Hell? A Stewie Spin-off?

 Does this mean Stewie is out of regular Family Guy?

The premise of the show, which you can read at IGN, makes it seem like it's going to poke fun at the Magic School Bus.

I honestly don't know if that will be enough to last 2 seasons. Feels more like a single episode thing rather than a new show.

Storm Collectibles is dripping a lot of bombs

 The Storm Arena SFA line is getting Killer Bee and Rainbow Mika.

The normal storm lines are getting SF6 Bison with Horse, Sagat... Holy shit...

Do My eyes deceive me or I see Victor von Gerderheim and Felicia!?

I can't wait for 

On a completely unrelated note:

Juan Piss season 2 is on NETFLIX... looks like I'll binge on my day off...

Happy Mar10 day... 3 new games for the switch online plus...

More Super7 news

 My guess is ReAction, but...

A Shrek Ultimates MIGHT BE tempting.

But everyone knows DONKEY!! is where it's at.

There is another S7 line coming

Yes, Super7 is making Law and Order...

All I want is Stabler, Benson, Munch, Fin, Dr. Huang, ADA Novak, Briscoe, McCoy... i know I'm combining law and order series, but fuck. It the characters I want... in Ultimates... because I'm 99.999999% sure that this will be ReAction 

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Dawson's Creek?

 I have to start with this:

Roughly 3 months ago I was wondering what was going on with Dawson... well, you can do the math... Cancer won, Dawson lost.

I won't go much about him here, since aside his appearance as himself in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I've not seen ANYTHING with James Van Der Beek outside of Dawson. My condolences to the cast of Dawson's Creek, his friends, and most importantly his family. Especially the kids he left behind.

Oh no... Shit-Ree and the Princesses of Powder is leaving Netflix

 Anyways, who's hungry?

Well, I'm most definitely not a fan of the show. And I wish that it could be permanently erased from history, this shit sucks. A "Netflix Original" show removed from Netflix... 

This means that the show could disappear forever. Since there's no physical media backup. If it's only available on Netflix, but it's no longer available on Netflix, then it's no longer available at all like say Disney's Song of the South.

Due to lack of media preservation is how we lost. Classic doctor who episodes is how video games will be lost even through history recently it was claimed that Hasbro dumped their toy archives... if true, that's fucked up.

It's things like this: total disregard to preserving media that pushes people to piracy.

Advent Calendar 17: This Turtle is getting stranger.

 I got a Stranger Things Eleven and Leonardo Two pack.

I can't go into a defect explanation.Because I haven't seen stranger things nor read the crossover comic book. I honestly got this set for customs as it was under $20 shipped. All I know is that she has super powers.

 And that Leonardo is Leonardo.

Articulation 

This Leonardo has less articulation than the Movie figures. No Torso cut, no articulated fingers. This feels like a Spider-Man Classics from 2002 than a 2022 toy.

4.5

Paint and sculpt

The paint on Leonardo is minimal, sadly the katana handles got scratched out the box since they were packed in Leonardo's hands.

These Turtles are slightly larger than the movie Turtles and sport a new sculpt. I stand corrected.

4.5

Accessories

Katanas that he cannot sheathe

Headphones he cannot use

Eggo shuriken

Honestly a few alternate hands and a head would've been nice... but this is Playmates. They've done the alternate head thing before , but they're too lazy to do it again.

3.5

Overall

Leonardo gets a 4.17 as his final score. I don't see myself hunting for the other turtles. But I do have an use for this figure.

Turtleized me... right?

Yup! Just need to repaint the Bandana and add our tat.

But this is a 2 pack... let's  do Eleven... not in that way Cade. I know she's close to your age, but we can't have you having sex with real people, even if it's fictional versions unless we put their minds in other bodies or VR. 

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ǝıʞןɐʇ ǝıʞןɐʍ

ʞɔɐdʞɔɐq

ʇɥƃıןɥsɐןɟ

sǝıɹossǝɔɔ∀

˙ǝʌıɟ ʇuıod ɹnoɟ ɐ sʇǝƃ ǝɥS

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ʇdןnɔs puɐ ʇuıɐԀ

˙ǝʌıɟ ʇuıod ɹnoɟ ɐ sʇǝƃ ǝɥS

˙ɐɯɹI ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ʎpoq ǝɔıן∀ uǝʞoɹqun uɐ ǝɹınbǝɹ ןןıʍ pɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ puɐ uıןʇıɐϽ ǝɯoɔǝq ןןıʍ ʎpoq uǝʌǝןƎ ǝuo os 'ɥɔɐZ ǝpɐɯ I ˙ǝɹnƃıɟ uǝʌǝןƎ ɹǝɥʇo ʎɯ pǝʇsǝʇ I ˙ʇıq ɐ ʇno ɹǝɥ sdןǝɥ ʇɐɥ⊥ ˙ǝuıɯ uo ʞɔnʇs sɐʍ ʇsıʍʇ ʇsıɐʍ ǝɥʇ 'ʇıɐM ˙ǝuo sıɥʇ uo ǝsooן ʇıq ɐ ǝɹɐ sʇuıoɾ ɹǝɥ puɐ ʇsıʍʇ ʇsıɐʍ ɐ sʞɔɐן ǝɥS

˙ǝƃuɐɹ ɹood ɥʇıʍ sǝǝuʞ puɐ sʍoqןǝ ʇuıoɾ ǝןƃuıs sɐɥ uǝʌǝןƎ

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I'm tired of this upside down bullshit.

4.25 is the pack score, which is pretty good.

I will hunt the other Stranger Things figures, because I may have found the perfect Host for Syrus of the MuTeens in his civilian form and I'll get the kid that looks like Dipper because I Don't want to be like Dammit! I missed the opportunity of making another MuTeens supporting Character because I didn't get the proper body when it was cheap.