Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants.
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Jada made me think of Mattycollector. The headpack sold out in less than 5 minutes... couldn't even try to order as it was sold out once I got to the SDCC page.
BigBadToyStore and Entertainment Earth have the GI Joe Classified Lara Croft. $45... yikes! One must be an idiot to pay that... I will be an idiot then. Managed to preorder her.
Mattel is rebooting Origins and now they will integrate Build a Figure to the line... if only they fixed distribution issues as the last Origins I saw were the TMNT crossover and those were at a mom and pop pharmacy, not a big retailer like say Walmart.
Shadow Beast and Mask of Power monster (green) are the BAFs.
I'm not gonna lie these look nice. I kinda get why we're doing tears of the Kingdom... personally, I hope we get some more classic Zelda stuff.... like the best Link ever paired with Zelda and Ganon. Also, please pink haired Link to the Past Link Save Ocarina stuff for like wave 10 or something.
And despite this being a mega huge event: it's giving me Watch it at home on February 2027 or whenever Disney+ drops it. I wanted to be excited... but it felt like a PowerPoint presentation for the cast
Feels like a copy of the Xenoverse and Ninja Storm games. But not a good one.
Should've gotten the PS5 one... for an extra $20 after taxes and I would've gotten a version of the game with the entire 1-A class, and Neito Monoma, Itsuka Kendo, and Tetsutetsu representing 1-B... Dammit, no Ibara Shiozaki... I wanted to beat the shit out of Mineta with Jesus Plant Girl...
Honestly, the game is mid. Will play it and beat it becaise I paid $24 with Endeavor DLC...
Going down the rabbit hole that was the Tradwife meal prep made me think:
What are the top 10 comfort foods? How many of those would be on my top 10? How do I feel about each item?
Let's find out:
Mac and Cheese, Chicken Noodle Soup, Pizza, Mashed Potatoes, Grilled Cheese, Ice Cream, Fried Chicken, Chocolate Chip Cookies, French Fries, and Lasagna. These are the Top 10 most loved comfort foods.
Mine are:
Mac and cheese, Sancocho, Pizza, Ramen, Sloppy Joe, Peach Cobbler, Fried Chicken, Cookies, Fries with sunny side eggs, Lasagna. Very similar but a few differences.
Mac and Cheese:
I ain't talking about straight up box stuff. That always got enhanced at home. Extra cheeses, a good bechamel and other things...
I'm talking casserole style Mac and Cheese. Fan fucking tastic...
Chicken Noodle Soup:
This one is a staple. Whether fresh made, instant or canned. For the instant stuff, personally I've migrated from Western soup to Ramen... cheaper and just as easy. But homemade, I either go for egg noodle or asopao... essentially replacing the pasta for rice... but ramen win due to laziness.
Pizza:
Nuff said... also, 90s Pizza Hut was awesome! 2026 Pizza Hut?
Domino's haas recently entered a hit or miss. Papa John's has been more miss on the prices than anything. Little Caesars is just mid... but cheap.
To be honest, the only real way to make them is to do the hard work. I've recently noticed that instant mashed potatoes do not work as well as they should... flavorwise. Chopping, boiling, ricing the potatoes and using the same exact ingredients, yields better potatoes... but honestly, I ain't got time for that... so I end up boiling, drying squishing the potato chunks a bit giving them a sprinkling of oil and into the air fryer. But that's bordering on Fry territory.
Personally, on my list of non-fried potato item I have Sancocho. A slow cooking beef stew with various root vegetables served over rice... like a sort of curry. It's a set it on a slow cooker and come back a few hours. The rice gets the rice cooker treatment. While mine isn't as great as my great grandma's... eating it takes me to a more innocent time.
Grilled Cheese:
Not gonna lie, this is the easiest one to make: bread, cheese sone fat to warm up the bread and melt the cheese.
First time Gordon doesn't fuck up a grilled cheese sandwich.
Don't get me wrong. A grilled cheese hits the spot... BUT to my childhood Sloppy Joes can hit the spot... and if no manwich available... some cornstarch and water mixed with Salsa and the beef... boom!
Ice Cream:
You scream, we all scream for Ice cream... for me this one is always store bought... or truck bought.
This is the ice cream truck I used to hear a lot as a child.
This one I mostly rememeber from my grandparents
But the Ice cream itself doesn't really do the confort food feeling for me. Hence the peach cobbler... I rambled about it earlier....
Fried Chicken:
Unlike the US folk who prefer their fried chicken battered; I prefer the skin not to be breaded.
Chocolate Chip cookies:
Yeah, they're great with milk... but shortbread cookies, butter cookies, Chocolate cookies lemon cookies... haven't seen girl scouts selling cookies. Point is that, cookies in general give me that comfort food feeling... not just chocolate chips. Speaking of, It's been ages since I've made some from scratch.
French Fries:
Fried in tallow, yum... Old McD fries were the bomb... but that comfort for me is the thing the fries are complementing... don't get me wrong fries on their own are delicious. But for me, fries with sunny side up eggs are the bomb, especially when the yolk oozes that yummy flavor on the fries.
Lasagna:
Nothing more to say. Lasagna is one part pasta casserole that thinks it's cake...
And sometimes I'm just in the mood for some fridge cold Lasagna. But it needs to be homemade. Sure, some frozen Lasagna hit the spot. But it's not the same...
I had a craving for peach cobbler, but I was too lazy to go to a supermarket to get the stuff... So, I began googling easy Peach Cobbler recipes. Easy my ass... they all require baking and shit... started watching Paula Deen and ended up in something called Trad Wife movement... Basically women who dress up like they're going to a gala and cook everything from scratch... fuck that shit...
This parody catches the absurdity of the real thing perfectly.
I've no time to make bread, grind my meat, make my ketchup, mayo, mustard, cheese. I want my burger ASAP... I don't want to wait hours for the yeast to bloom and to fart all over the dough. I don't have time to wait for cheese to curdle. That's why I buy pre-packaged stuff... convenience!
Also, DRESS NORMALLY! I don't want microplastics from the beads and sequins. Nor faux fur in my alfredo sauce. Especially when my FwB is a person with culinary impairment. So I went to a convenience store and bought 2 small cans of Del Monte peaches, a glazed honey bun... they didn't have cinnamon rolls. Last but not least a hägen daz scoop of vanilla. Tore the honey bun into pieces. Mixed in the peaches, the honey bun, the syrup and pumpkin spice mix. Popped it in the microwave for 2 minutes. Popped the little ice cream tub. Was it better than an actual cobbler with fresh peaches and actual crumble? HELL NO! But it took care of my craving.
But seriously what the hell!? The whole thing reeeks of bored rich people pretending to rough it out like the poors. Not calling this channel specifically, but it's an example of the whole performative homesteading.
I'm glad people are mocking the ridiculousness of the Tradwife influencers. Seriously, a high end executive salary is needed (about $200K+). Most of the people who are into that lifestyle work blue collar jobs and can't afford the tradlife.
First close up I've seen of the TMNT/GI Joe mash up April...
Pros: Looks like a grown 2012 April.
Cons: Looks like a grown 2012 April specifically April derp.
Lilith is the headliner. Looks a bit bad, but it's Lilith... well, time to process Which are the top Darkstalkers I want that aren't Lilith or Morrigan... or Victor and Felicia. Since those are the next two after the Succubi...
Dimitri Maximoff:
The name for Darkstalkers in Japan is VAMPIRE, hence Darkstalkers 3 is known as VAMPIRE SAVIOR. So, the Vampire from Vampire is a must... chaos flare would be his main accessory
Would be cool of we ever got the true Vampiric form after we got most characters.
L.Rapter:
We're going by rule of cool here.
Guitar and one of his saw legs as accessory.
Would be cool if we get the Human faced variant
BB Hood:
Because fuck you that's why.
As much as I hate it, no dog. Just basket, Uzi and knife.
Donovan:
No Anita sadly, just the Dyreck blade and effects.
Later on a Dee figure could be made.
Hsien-Ko:
My question is how will Storm tackle her arms.
Q.Bee Bishamon:
Katana, swappable Armor face plates, soul flame effects that float near his face.
On one hand being repaints means they're kinda skippable...
On the Other hand, these are the Lion-O and Mumm-Ra of my childhood. Unfortunately, I won't be getting these... buying straight from Super7 has become hellish for me.
You know Miniverse and MiniBrands... they have various spinoffs and stuff like appliances, shops... well the Makers of Miniverse have Grossmos... Dinosaurs plus Slime.
Here's a video ad for it.
The Dino Head and Opening Jaw drew me in... but most importantly the wrapper is plastic slime. You see where I'm Going with this?
Had this been made in the MOTUC Era, a Custom Slime pit would've been doable...
I got 2 from a Mom and Pop pharmacy ready to write a rant about the potential for these...
Somebody else already saw the potential of the plastic wrapper for the Grossmos. Now I need a Slime Fright Pit. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.
With Mattel taking over the license we don't know if they'll be massive cunts and cockblock everyone else or if they'll share... (they shated MOTU with Mondo and their 200X is a direct competition to their 200X line) So let's pretend we get 3 more waves and a Krang Android body (Transformed Mon*Star sized) and 3 Accessory packs)
Here come the Villains Wave:
Groundchuck
Dirtbag
Chromedome (GITD off-wave redeco)
Traag with extra Granitor head
Here come the Heroes Wave:
Napoleon Bonafrong (off-wave Attila redeco with alternative accessories)
Fugitoid
Mona Lisa
Merdude
Here come the Variants:
Don the Undercover Turtle (with soft goods trenchcoat) with both the accessories of the Undercover turtle and undercover Don.)
Glam Rock Raph (Heavy Metal Raph with a different name)
Anchorwoman April (April the ravishing reporter minus "real hair" instead she gets sculpted hairdos based on Judith Hoag and Paige Turco)
Manhattan Bebop (based on the Wacky Action and TMNT3 Manhattan Project)
Krang's Android Body:
The "in scale" version that cane with a smaller krang and smaller bubble walker.
Accessory packs:
These should be LESS than a Figure:
Wacky Action Pack:
It includes Accessories from the Wacky Action Turtles:
Sword whip and mace for Leonardo
Scuba jet and spear for Don
Spinning Trash shield, adapter to plug on back, rat bolas, Foot bashing stars
Sewer shield, snakes, sansetsukon for Mikey
A single Mouser.
Rocksteady's sewer cover a pie, a bazooka, and a boombox.
Bebop's Trashcan, a Payphone, a throwable Pizza, a slingshot
A stop foot sign shield a throwable sewer cover, a military flashlight, a plunger.
Role Play Pack:
Leo Sewer Force Sword
Leo Bubble Sword
Don Sewer Squirter
Raph pizza sai
Raph shell shield
Mike Bugchaku
Mike sewer shield
Raph Shredder head
Raph Shredder shoulder pads
Raph Shredder forearm pads
Raph Shredder shinguards
Raph Shredder Sai
Head Pack:
Self explanatory:
Oroku Saki Head
Hamato Yoshi head (to use on Shredder body)
Mirage Leo
Mirage Don
Mirage Mike
Maskless Casey
Toon April head for Ninja April
April II head for normal April
Tokka-like head for GITD Slash
If we can squeeze in 2 more figures:
Repaint Genghis with new accessories fir Rasputin and Pizzaface.
I Hope they release a FULL Version of the game without the gacha monetized stuff liek they did with the Chibi FFXV. Probably after revelation, Hopefully before the 2028 discless deadline.
It is not a disaster. So that's a thing. Jason Moana did a great job as Lobo. So great that I would like a solo Lobo movie. Milly Alcock did a great job as Supergirl. But the movie lost me. It feels like there were too many cooks messing with the pot. It's not great either. As much as it hurts me to say this, just wait until it's on Max...
James Gunn, if you somehow are reading this tiny blog: Jason Momoa Lobo solo movie.
Kojima makes a good point. Digital only woll reduce access to games. Which will be counterproductive to Sony... if we're going digital only, then Playsstore can't be the only place to buy digital Playstation games.
A closer to official pics... gotta stay tuned for SDCC to see of it'll be a Mattel Creations exclusive or something. But this brings me to my next point:
I want an Adam, a 2 pack with Dolph Lundgren based on the gym scene... and screw it, Adam's annoying boss... also, final scene Adam and Teela...
This is the knee jerk reaction of pretending to do something and do nothing. Then again, can't expect much of any governments... won't make a joke about this increasing the number of Pro-LeBum bot farms.
Now he will forget that he was too old for thos shit. Sadly, it's been revealed he has Alzheimer's... one of the few diseases I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. He's taking it surprisingly nicely. My best wishes for his family and lots of patients. Because, sadly, it won't get easier... Especially, if the gaps between lucidity and not become large enough that the lucid part starts begging for death.
I'm not crying, because this mews teiggered a memory... it's the pollen amd the onion chopping ninjas.
But starting 2028, no more physical media for Playstation. Remember that a few days back, they lost access to studio canal films and basically told consumers to eat a dick as the movies will disappear from your libraries... not even a partial refund.
Now watch as games get ridiculous price increases in Digital Only formats and the inability to upgrade storage space... and watch as consoles become $1K+
With SDCC 2026 around the Corner, I thought to myself: Self, let's make some SDCC ideas for various companies and IPs: even if said companies don't do San Diego comic and exclusives normally:
Super7:
TMNT 2003: Deluxe 4-pack:
Turtles Forever 87 turtles.
GI Joe:
Cobra Commander: Hooded
Mattel:
Masters of the Universe Chronicles and Core:
He-Man 2 Pack:
87 and 2026 He-Man.
Skeletor 2 Pack:
87 and 2026 Skeletor
TMNT: 4 pack of their turtles in B&W with red bands.
WWE:
In the format that is not quite ultimate but has a bit more articulation than the basic figures.
NECA:
TMNT 2012: Space April
TMNT 87: Turtle Terminator with Irma parts.
Predator: Mike Harrigan
Jakks Pacific:
My Hero Academia: All Might 2 pack:
Civilian outfit from episode 1 (white shirt, cargo pants) weak and strong forms with bottled sludge villain.
Super Mario: SMB1 repaints of Mario and Luigi. (SMG movie styled)
Figures Toy Company:
CONVENTION BOOTH Sets: Basically a different print, figure, and accessories than the wrestling merch booth.
Set A:
Comic Book booth:
New skinny body with shorts and sandals. Repaint of Eugene's head.
New stack of comics, posters, and shirts as memorabilia accessories. Smaller shirt stack than the merch set.
Backdrop with generic comic book genre memorabilia.
Set B:
Toy collector booth:
Same old fat body with a balding head, ponytail and goatee. Red shirt blue pants.
Reusing the stack of comics, posters, loose action figures as memorabilia accessories.
Backdrop with old toys ersatz.
Huge Hugh (Big Jim parody)
Ma-Cho (He-Man Parody)
Dark Dog (superhero figure parody)
Noir (Pulp figure factory)
Set C:
Japanese Imports:
Reuse of the Amber body painted like a skimpy Magical Girl style dress. New head
Reusing the shirt stack new Manga stacks, a covered Stack that says H on top.
Backdrop has posters and memorabilia and a covered up sectio. That says H.
Playmates:
MMPR: Tommy Oliver 2 Pack:
Basically the start of a Morphin' time sets. A set with, Evil Tommy and Evil Green Ranger.
Hasbro:
Star Wars: Black Series: Luke vs Arden Lyn 2 pack: