I saw Supergirl

 It is not a disaster. So that's a thing. Jason Moana did a great job as Lobo. So great that I would like a solo Lobo movie. Milly Alcock did a great job as Supergirl. But the movie lost me. It feels like there were too many cooks messing with the pot. It's not great either. As much as it hurts me to say this, just wait until it's on Max...

James Gunn, if you somehow are reading this tiny blog: Jason Momoa Lobo solo movie.

Rven Hideo Kojima is against Sony'd digital only plan.

 When evrn Hideo Kojima disagrees with you, you fucked up.

Various publishers have let their disappointment be heard. 

Kojima makes a good point. Digital only woll reduce access to games. Which will be counterproductive to Sony... if we're going digital only, then Playsstore can't be the only place to buy digital Playstation games.

Seems Mattel will make more Skeletors

 Based on the scene from the movie...

A closer to official pics... gotta stay tuned for SDCC to see of it'll  be a Mattel Creations exclusive or something. But this brings me to my next point:

I want an Adam, a 2 pack with Dolph Lundgren based on the gym scene... and screw it, Adam's annoying boss... also, final scene Adam and Teela...

LeFlop James is leaving the Lakers:

 I rarely touch sports here. But LeLoser is G.O.A.T. not greatest of all time. Instead he's going on another team.  

Gee... weren't you who said this?

Promised over 7 rings, but ran away after 4 years with 2 rings. 

So after 8 years in LA and only one ring, you're running away... again. 

Filipinos are looking into banning videogames

 Apparently there was a shooting incident in Philippines and government is moving towards better gun regulations... nothing strange there.

They are also looking into regulating videogames and banning violent games.

This is the knee jerk reaction of pretending to do something and do nothing. Then again, can't expect much of any governments... won't make a joke about this increasing the number of Pro-LeBum bot farms.

39 years ago Danny Glover was top old for this shit

 Now he will forget that he was too old for thos shit. Sadly, it's been revealed he has Alzheimer's... one of the few diseases I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. He's taking it surprisingly nicely. My best wishes for his family and lots of patients. Because, sadly, it won't get easier... Especially, if the gaps between lucidity and not become large enough that the lucid part starts begging for death.

I'm not crying, because this mews teiggered a memory... it's the pollen amd the onion chopping ninjas.

Sony has decided that 2027 will be my last year in gaming.

And they are closing up legacy Playstation stores... starting with PS3/Vita. So the future is Digital Only amd fuck you and your access to games you bought... sorry rented.

But starting 2028, no more physical media for Playstation.  Remember that a few days back, they lost access to studio canal films and basically told consumers to eat a dick as the movies will disappear from your libraries... not even a partial refund. 

Now watch as games get ridiculous price increases in Digital Only formats and the inability to upgrade storage space... and watch as consoles become $1K+ 

RIP my gaming experience: 1987-2027

Weird SDCC Wishlist: 2027

 With SDCC 2026 around the Corner, I thought to myself: Self, let's make some SDCC ideas for various companies and IPs: even if said companies don't do San Diego comic and exclusives normally:

Super7:

TMNT 2003: Deluxe 4-pack:

Turtles Forever 87 turtles.

GI Joe:

Cobra Commander: Hooded

Mattel:

Masters of the Universe Chronicles and Core:

He-Man 2 Pack: 

87 and 2026 He-Man.

Skeletor 2 Pack:

87 and 2026 Skeletor

TMNT: 4 pack of their turtles in B&W with red bands.

WWE: 

In the format that is not quite ultimate but has a bit more articulation than the basic figures.

NECA:

TMNT 2012: Space April

TMNT 87: Turtle Terminator with Irma parts.

Predator: Mike Harrigan

Jakks Pacific:

My Hero Academia: All Might 2 pack:

Civilian outfit from episode 1 (white shirt, cargo pants) weak and strong forms with bottled sludge villain.

Super Mario: SMB1 repaints of Mario and Luigi. (SMG movie styled) 

Figures Toy Company:

CONVENTION BOOTH Sets: Basically a different print, figure, and accessories than the wrestling merch booth.

Set A:

Comic Book booth:

New skinny body with shorts and sandals. Repaint of Eugene's head.

New stack of comics, posters, and shirts as memorabilia accessories. Smaller shirt stack than the merch set.

Backdrop with generic comic book genre memorabilia.

Set B: 

Toy collector booth:

Same old fat body with a balding head, ponytail and goatee. Red shirt blue pants.

Reusing the stack of comics, posters, loose action figures as memorabilia accessories.

Backdrop with old toys ersatz.

Huge Hugh (Big Jim parody)

Ma-Cho (He-Man Parody)

Dark Dog (superhero figure parody)

Noir (Pulp figure factory)

Set C:

Japanese Imports:

Reuse of the Amber body painted like a skimpy Magical Girl style dress. New head

Reusing the shirt stack new Manga stacks, a covered Stack that says H on top.

Backdrop has posters and memorabilia and a covered up sectio. That says H.

Playmates:

MMPR: Tommy Oliver 2 Pack:

Basically the start of a Morphin' time sets. A set with, Evil Tommy and Evil Green Ranger.

Hasbro:

Star Wars: Black Series: Luke vs Arden Lyn 2 pack:

A nod to Masters of Teräs Käsi.

Marvel: Spider-Man: Marvel Prodictions Silver Spider-Man.

Silverhawks stands at Super7: $20 bucks and a new wave

 Chi chi chi amo... those who grew up watching the LatAm dub know the reference...

But first this nifty stand... it may set you back $20 plus shipping. This should be an evergreen item, but they're made to pre-order.

They look fine, especially the segmented tail for yes-man. Pokerface is missing his neon rose. Copper Kidd's bird is not a whistle. Las time I tried pre-ordering from Super7 I got told that they will no longer use USPS for pre-ordering, therefore I'll only get Yes-Man from BBTS. There's no way I'm paying $110+ for shipping. To put things in perspective. I paid $80 shipping for Snake Mountain.

Well, Happy Century Mel Brooks!

 Mel Brooks turns 100 today... Holy Shit!

Thanks for all the comedy... 

Apparently, this is a Mattel Exclusive for SDCC

 And I hate that it'll be a bitch to get.

So let me depress myself by complaining about the rubber clothes.

This needed to be soft goods or sculpted clothes... preferably the latter. But I'm glad Mattel's pushing for more MOTU stuff.

Suck it disgruntled ex employee!!

Disgruntled ex-employee who claimed Mattel wouldn't own MOTU at all in 2023...

Rockstar is getting mocked with the GTA6 Bullshit.

 First we have Insomniac Games throwing shade at Rockstar by replying to a User that Wolverine will come with a physical disc.

Twitter users had a holiday bashing Rockstar under that reply.

Then there's Domino's...

Allegedly, there may be a physical copy woth discs after December... But I'll probably buy the game around 2028.

Hell, I haven't gotten Ghost of Yotei... not because of "wokeness" but more of I refuse to pay $70 for it

Top 10 WWE figures I'd like to see as figures:

 Warming, List is full of old men most of them dead.

10: Captain Lou Albano:

If we get a two pack with Danny Wells even better.

9: Randy Savage:

Hasbro needs to make said Spider-Man and we're done here.

8: Hulk Hogan:

I believe in the movie it's revealed he has a wig, make it so, Mattel.

7: John Cena:

6: The Rock:

You're welcome!

5: Carlos Colón: (Carlito's Dad)

This is a necessity for every Puerto Rican... also for 1993's Royal Rumble.

4: The Miz:

As Much as I'd like a Miz from the MTV Real World/ Road Rules challenge, I'd have to settle for The Marine era Miz... mainly for the guns...

3: Seth Rollins:

2: Sgt. Slaughter:

It's just Sarge with a Triangle... but fuck it I want that Triangle!

1: Kane:

Of course I mean Teiple H dressed as Kane for the Katie Vick Storyline... bonus if we can get Katie Vick...

Odds and ends: GTA6 alleged size and price, Lara Croft...

 Well, the 1:18 GI Croft has been revealed it's a hybrid of classic and Modern Lara.

The axes, Bow amd arrows from the modern lara and her facesculpt is a hybrid. Shame she lacks a sunglasses head.

Need this in Classified scale.

Update: Lara is apparently Classified scale.

Need to get a Shipwreck.

Fuck you, Mindy Kaling!

 Fuck you and stay the fuck away from The Golden Girls.

Seriously, the bitch that fucked up Scooby Doo! With her Shitty Velma show wants to Velma The Golden Girls. 

Make your own original shows and stop shitting on beloved properties!!

Top 10 MOTU Chracters I'd like to see in the Sequel:

 Whether the sequel articles are speculation or not, here's the top 10 Characters I want to see in the sequel:

10: Two-Bad:

It would be a great visual. Sure it would require lots of CGI for the dual headed character.

9: Zodac:

Easy character to make, wouldn't require many fight scenes, as he's a talking head.

8: Whiplash:

Oh what fun would that tail bring in preparation for the Snakemen. 

7: Stratos:

The movie Does Mention Avion at the end... so bring forth the Winged Apeman.

6: Jitsu:

The Anti Fisto... just to give Fisto a Redeeming moment.

5: Stinkor: 

Because he stinks and a killable fart joke...

4: Keldor:

Now, hear me out... He's still He-man's uncle... He's played by Jared Leto... He's Randor's lost brother... He's not blue. His outfit will be very Classic Skeletor-like... Plot twist He's the Human Disguise that King Hssssss uses during the movie.

3: Buzz-Off:

Just to have another Flyer Stratos can bounce off... wouldn't be opposed to killing him since they did Mossman Dirty.

2: Demo-Man:

Have him be a minor savage brute villain mostly reduced to "cannon fodder cameo" then in a post credits scene Demo-Man burns his flesh and reveals the resurrected Skeletor.

1: Faker:

Have him be unashamedly Blue from the get go.

Donald Trump has sicced the Secret Service on GWAR

 I'll be honest... I don't give a shit anout GWAR. I know them from the Beavis and Butt-head game... I believe they showed in an AVGN episode...

But Trump is butthurt that GWAR killed an effigy of him. Because GWAR has never done that to any other presidents, only Trump.

Three Democrat Presidents and Dubya, but not a peep.bit Mr. "Fuck your feelings" is being an even bigger bitch than LeBron James.

Seriously, I never thought I'd see GWAR in the house of rants.

MOTU Tales from Eternia: Thoughts

 Mattel released the first webisode of their MOTU Series: Tales from Eternia... something they could've been doing since they were doing Life in the Dreamhouse...

You can watch here

It's a bite sized MOTU show better than Netflix's attempts at MOTU. I hate it so much that a "lazy webtoon" has beaten Mattel's last 2 attempts at a MOTU cartoon.

Apparently, MOTU WILL have a sequel despite less than optimal bix office numbers

 According to Forbes. Bsically the same old song about the movie flopping, how it didn't capture audiences, yet the movie getting great audience scores...

But Amazon is interested in pushing people to Prime and there, thanks to the good word of mouth is where MOTU can recoup what it doesn't make on theaters. 

But sequel is a good thing... it needs to be available on theaters because direct to streaming movies don't make the best numbers.

We needs this...

Jada I love you and I hate you:

 We got the second SDCC Exclusive... it's Street Fighter related.

Problem is that it'll be a Jada exclusive and they kinda are a pain to ahip outside US. IIRC, they classified Puerto Rico as international and unable to ship.

This is something that shouldn't be placed behind a SDCC paywall. Let's see the third SDCC item tomorrow...

Odds and emds June 17: Todd, Jada, He-Man

 Jada revealed their SDCC USFIIT exclusive.

A recolor of Akuma with extras. MEH! I just wish these were accessory packs.

Saw He-Man again. Liked it a bit better this time. I still have a few gripes but, this time there were more kids and for the most part they enjoyed it. That's a good thing. Macy's had a few Chronicles... Tri-Klops and Duncan, but those are a tad too expensive... also notoced how shittily stocked was that Macy's TRU... No Marvel, No Star Wars, No Transformers, No TMNT, no Mario... loads of Barbie and crappy dolls.

Todd is at it again... first Naruto, then My Hero Macadamia... Now...

Look at how they massacred my ballless boy... though Turbo Okarun isn't that bad.

Will we get Shiratori or the Kaiju girl? Hell will Todd give us Granny Seiko. Since Todd hates female figures.

On Jakks and My Hero Academia:

 Looking at the Mario Movie figures, makes me a bit worried. 

YOSHI is the one with the Most accessories. Mario comes with Rosalina's Luma, Rosalina comes with a wand and is basically a statue with arms. Bowser Jr. Comes with the Paintbrush.

See my issue? These are in the $20 range for 5 inches and 1 accessory. 

MHA cannot be made like this or it'll end up as a downgrade from McFarlane. Here's what it would look likenl if they went with the Mario approach of a single accessory.

Deku: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Unmasked head with cowl pulled back.

Bakugo: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Explosion effect

Ochaco: First costume:

Extra accessory helmet head.

Todoroki: Second Costume:

Because fuck that first white shirt half frozen look... also it lacks Endeavor's fire.

Jakks we need two accessories here to make her less than Jazwares.

Mineta:

I fucking dare you Jakks to make his grapes removable and be held in his hands.

Dabby:

Jakks will sell us two versions:

Black hair and white hair just to not get us multiple accessories.

I caved in and ordered online some Kid Core MOTU

 Specifically Camila Mendes and Nick Galitzine... with the Sky Sled. 

Will I get Grayskull? I dunno. I passed on 2 Chronicles figures because they were a tad too expensive. Incredibly enough alleged pedophile Jared Leto has been very hard to find.. in any scale. 

The funny thing is that many people who are coaxed into watching the movie who aren't fans of the property have described the movie as good yet, critics try to paint this like the biggest flop since Space Jam too. 

A part of me misses the PlayStation 2 era when movies came out. There was always a shitty tie-in game attached and this movie screams, classic God of war clone. 

And Fuck you Neitlich... it's movie year and there's no Crystal Castle or MOTUC NA Roster completed... 

It Came from the Toy Chest: Mini Brands Fridge

 The fridge is Too Big, but fuck it I'm still using it for the MuTeens display. 

Nick would use it anyway and have some stool to reach the top... kinda like many people do who are vertically challenged. 

Minibrands has a kitchen set coming.

Kitchens are nice with all the stuff from mini brands and miniverse available...

It comes with an ollipop can, an ice scoop and a jello mold with resin (resin not shown)

Fridge has an UV light mode. Need to know if it works with the door closed.

This works better with Barbies, but fuck it ai already bought it.

What the actual fuck is this

 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles caskets.

Now picture that but with this music

Nah fam, cremate me.

Some People Stay in the Darkness

Afraid to fail this city... and there is no SpongeBob savior who used to have a talking car... don't you worry Pam Anderson ain't here...

Not saying this will suck  but most likely it will.

Oliver Queen is now Mitch Buchannon's kid Hobie all grown up.

Ergheiz character made it to SF6

Ergheiz GUEST Character made it to SF6... though personally she should've been in SF7.

Tits has entered SF6

I hope this brings Final Fantasy 7 parts to make other characters.

We finally get story mode's Bosch amd some new folk.

Spring 2027: disc 2 and 3

 Sephiroth is no longer Tyler Hoechlin... it's  Roy Mustang

Revelation? Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

Last Revelation I got sucked ass!

Also PTSD:

Fuck this shit I'm out...

Nope I ain't still playing Fork Knife

 Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Mattel...

That is all... but if you do Fortnite... here you go... Khaby Lame and He-Man coexist in the same videogame universe.

Amazon already has preorders for physical copies of MOTU

 I pre-ordered the DVD, because fuck it I NEED it in my life.

Just letting you all know that while there is no release date announced, the movie is coming along with a physical release. Of course this may scare folks a little. It scares me, not gonna lie. But is the fact that Amazon is makong a physical copy and not forcing pur hands to get Prime.

The Kenner styled MOTU playset got better pics.

I won't say anything. You draw your own conclusions. I'll still get it..

 Probably  but depends on the price.

Still we live in a world where a MOTU Movie exists.

Giles is Dead... Buffy has no watcher...

 Because Fucking Sora watched him. There isn't much I can say here since all I remember him from is Buffy and an episode of Highlander the series 

My condolences to ASH's family... his initals spell Ash... stupid pneumonia... but thisnrant is short because all I know him from is just Buffy.

MOTU movie post view thoughts

 After letting my brain marinate over 12 hours of seeing the new MOTU movie here are a few of my thoughts:

My Mom would've been a bit more pissed off than me about it... the few Highlander references would've definitely rubbed her the wrong way.

I didn't like how Randor was portrayed storywise.

Loved the Dolph Lundgren Cameo.

Hated how Mossman was used.

Hated how well Jared Leto played Skeletor... 

Hated Post Credits Scene 1... because we had said character as a post credits scene character.

Loved that the Adam and He-Man dynamic exists in this universe... even if it's a subversion of the trope...

I've seen a few "reviews" criticizing the movie for being a "cash grab to sell toys". How dare a movie based on a toyline try to sell toys!? Amazon better make physical copies. 

Amazon and Fiber optics: Odds and ends

 I bought a Shoto Todoroki Total Anime... Amazon was selling one for $19. + taxes "Used Mint"

Plus figure was blasted with Superglue making the leg useless.

Now I have to print labels which are a hassle. AND PAY POSTAGE plus any other surprise charges... worst part is that this wasn't a third party seller it was AMAZON themselves! Amazon is worse than third party sellers.

Fiber Optic internet is amazing until the fiber optic cable decides to die for no reason... you can't fix it... because the wires aren't, exactly easy to obtain. So the technician had to come home to literally switch a cable... less than a freakong minute.

Masters of the Universe: The movie: the rant

 To explain my thoughts: I'm the little green haired boy... and the video is the MOTU Movie

Go watch it. While not perfect, way better than the 1987 movie. Laughed, I cried... i even forgot that man at arms was black. Or that skeletor is an alleged pedophile cult leader. There are surprises in the end , and I got a boner

Guys, I'm off to See Masters of the Universe

 And my bro sent me this:

How can I even?

Then Mattel stealthily drops this... a generic runner game... hopefully it will get used for reddit stories in the future...

Until me meet again... got a MOTU MOVIE to watch.

The Kids line gets a 2 for 1

 Castle Grayskull AND Snake Mountain in a 2 for 1 thing.

Feels like Mattel either wants to get stuff out ASAP or they have little faith on this... the toyline. The movie reviews have been mostly good.

The playset reminds me of this...

Hasbro FINALLY makes a Hooded Cobra Commander

 Money beat principles 

He will also have a throne... A THRONE!! See this become a $50-60 or higher thanks to him

Escape from New York remake?

 That sounds interesting... wait Hack Snydurr is directing? Hit or miss. He can frame some pretty scenes, but his nuance is let's say he makes Hideo Kojima look like a subtle master...

At least he's directing and not a writer and director... right?

Hack Snydurr will be not only directing, but he's writing it as well. We're fucked aren't we?

I for one.I'm glad my mom is dead so she can't see this shit... I mean, it could be good, but then again it's Zack Snyder, writing and directing.

This is gonna suck... isn't it?

Fuck You, Duolingo I'm out!

Farewell to my streak, this energy system that DRAINS WITH CORRECT ANSWERS IS BULLSHIT!

Essentially Duolingo is no longer a free app...

They added chess... but with Energy, it's Bullshit! So fuck this shit I'm out! And I thought Lives were bad.

It came from the Toy Chest: I am the strongest!

 

Dan Hibiki is here. Yes, I got a Storm Collectibles Storm Arena Alpha 3 Dan... because he's Dan. Since Jay da is hydro likely to be making street fighter alpha figures until 2028... I caved in. 

Dan: Hello. My name is Dan Hibiki.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sagat: What the Actual fuck?

Dan is a joke character, specifically a parody of Snk's art of fighting's Ryo and Robert.

. He is infamous force socking, and when you beat an opponent using Dan, you're just basically humiliating the opponent and showing off your skills.

Articulation

Dan for the most part has the same articulation as Jada toys figures. With the addition of a toll hinge and extra drop down hip articulation... He cannot do the role for the supertaunt, but he can do most of his moves. Sadly, he lacks the hands for the super taunt.

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

He is not exactly game accurate. He looks more like his Alpha 1 counterpart... a Hybrid look.

I hate the soft rubbery torso, but he looks fine.

4.5

Accessories: 

1 alternate head, 2 extra hands, gadoken and stand.

4.5

Overall:

Dan gets a 4.5 as his final score. I'm not gonna lie these Storm Collectibles figures are a decent competition to Jada. But for the most part, I think I will stick with Jada... and that was the most Fresh Cuck thing I've ever said.

Marcia Lucas, had passed away

 The ex wife of George Lucas has passed. Cancer did it.

My condolences to friends and family. Also, her style was what made the original trilogy feel special  she was key in reining in Lucas... her absence was obvious in the prequel trilogy. May the firce be with you.

News on Biker Mice from Mars wave 2

 According to Nacelle Toys' own website, these have been delayed to Q4 2026. Toy delays suck. These were pre-ordered exactly one year ago about 16-17 hours from the writing of the rant.

It would be nice if at least nasal gave updates to their customers about these delays.

Anyways that means I will be getting Charley for 2027. Bummer.

On a positive note Fright Pit is bound to arrive around Movie Time. At least to BigBadToyStore  I know that folks at order directly from mattel have been getting already. Of course I'm waiting for a Xesray Cassia... who had a delay due to Derpy eye. Saving on shipping and stuff

Man, the best MHA line sucked ass!

 Kinda sad when the best MHA line is fucking McFarlane.

That AFO arm sucks ASS!!

He made a Toru troll figure... a stand for her boots and 2 clear stands for her arms.

I'll try to get an Ochaco, even if it's a bit on the uglier side... just so Deku can clap toy cheeks.

Oh yeah that's all the females on the line... he made plenty of guys and school gym uniform variants he made some extras, the better All for Juan he made a platinum variant... todd sucks dick at character rosters and anime sculpts. We're in the 2020s and 2 clear stands are now a figure.

Fuck you Todd!

The He-Man movie is making me anxious.

 This project has been in development hell for decades and now we're a week from it finally happen... 

I've been waiting for this since 2009 when this blog was born. My third rant was a top 10 do's and don'ts for the MOTU MOVIE. Let's see how many we get.

I'm scared that my hype for it might make it suck... I don't want it to suck because it's He-Man. Also that my local cinemas won't have any of the bitching cups and I ain't paying $100 to a scalper for a hard to drink from cup.

I wish Mom had been here to see it though... I'm getting misty eyed whenever I pass near a movie theater and see the Coming Soon poster of He-Man. Finally 16 years and 10 months later... more like 9 and some days... from the birth of this blog, it will Finally be here.

Top 20 My Hero Academia characters I'd like Jakks Pacific to make*

 The asterisk stands for: that aren't Deku, Bakugo, All Might, Shoto, Endeavor, All for One, Shigaraki, and Dabi.

20: Toru Hagakure:

A Clear Figure with gloved hands and boots with soft goods uniform. Most of the body can be reused for Toga's post-transformation look.

19: Mineta and Eri:

Before all of the entire MHA fanbase crucify me for pairing Eri with Jeffrey Grapestein, hear me out. It's a size thing.

Mineta is shorter than Eri. That is all.

So 2 figures sthat are about half an all might each makes sense.

18: Tenya Iida:

I like the Brainy Smurf of 1-A... it's totally not because he looks like a MHA version of the game director with 3 inches of doom... All Hail the Turbo Dork!!

17: Recovery Girl and Nezu:

Getting the little folks out the way in 2 SKUs than in 4. Also, not wasting accessories for other characters just to add Nezu.

16: Re-Destro:

No reason at all... I wouldn't waste a slot on a Disney meme.

15: Himiko Toga:

The list isn't going from least to most wanted... she'S my number 4 in the villains.

14: Itsuka Kendo:

She's totally not on this list because she's a ginger and can have a big fist. She's totally not a fisto reference.

13: Anan Kurose:

You see what I did there.

Me want that alternate head so she looks less Amogus.

12: Neito Monoma: 

I hate the douche. He dresses like an old-timey villain. He's insufferable, he would be so amazing to be the butt of so many jokes.

11: Momo Yaoyorozu:

I have 2 reasons to add her to the list that aren't left boob, right boob.

She opens the door for accessory packs...

The other reason... displays well with Elsa/Zuko...

10: Froppy:

You know all 6 1A girls will be on the list. So as many Latin American nanas say: Sana Sana Culito de rana.

9: Midnight:

Because Fuck you that's why. I just want the Ara ara Dommy Mommy.

8:Jiro:

Jakks bodies tend to be more customizer friendly and her hero outfit is the most normal. Not to mention that I want the 1A girls... and 1B too to make the Grape's harem...

7: Erasehead:

The Sleep deprived caterpillar man is a necessity.

6: Aoyama:

Phoque you... that's why. 

I was wondering if Aoyama was French... more people think he's gay... Now if a full MHA line is made in the Neftyverse Monoma will be the timetravelling son of Aoyama and Mineta.

5: Uravity:

The not so Mrs. Deku...  I need her because Toga.

Disappointed that Total Anime never got to make her. 

Or that Todd make an ugly one.

4: Twice:

Evil army builder perfect for battle displays.

3: Mina Ashido:

Acid Spitting Pinkie Pie... Nuff said.

2: Muscular:

He's got variant potential for the mega vascular look.

1: Deku's Dad:

Just as Mask of the phantasm toys spoiled the Phantasm, The Inspector Gadget toys revealed Doctor Claw... we should get Deku's Dad with a carton of milk and smokes.

Skeletor in a business suit is a thing

 The new He-Man dot org has this scoop 

Fuck the actual What... it's so fucking stupid! Sleletor with a badly made soft goods outfit!

I need this in my life Yesterday! It's so Morbin' time it made me morb all over the place.

If this is a joke, congratulations, you made me laugh about. If this is an actual figure, I hope it's not super expensive and easy to get.

Diecast pocket fighters... yay?

 Jada is making Diecast figures of Pocket Fighter...

It's cool but no... we need actual Mega Man sized figures... now if they nade individual releases

OK I'll shut up now... Jada, Daphne when?

Extended Blu-Ray release of MOTU: 1987

 I barely a week until the release of the New He-Man movie, we get the following announcement: 2 Disc 4K and Blu-ray of Masters of the Universe, WITH AN EXTENDED CUT.

I dunno when, but this sounds exciting...

I honestly can't believe the new movie is so close...

It seems the total anime line us dead at Jazwares

 Dark Deku might not show up in the States. I got a Shigaraki at Walgreens. 

Jakks will now make MHA toys

I just want a set of MHA toys that aren't as creepy as McFarlane Ochaco, aren't as expensive as SHF (whose QC has decreased)

I want a Jeffrey Grapestein figure.

Fin.\n Ding out about this was a bummer. When I was halfway through a detailed list of figures, I wanted to see in the total anime line by Jazwares.

Sadly the window for Shenmue is long gone...

Mattel is hitting a new high with a He-Man Guiness record

 The movie hasn't come out yet and it has a Guinness book record  sure, it's about drones and being brightest... but it's a He-Man thing, so I have to talk about it.

Like Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit! He-Man related Guinness world record. 

The only sad thing about this is that Mom isn't here to see it... less than 2 weeks. 

FFT: Ivalice chronicles: a Rant

 I love it and I Hate it. I'm\n Currently, playing it on the enhanced edition. Because it's the one with the new features, but the new features mostly suck ass. I hate the menus. The autosave is a double-edged sword. It's a shame that is the original game minus the best tricks of the original game.

Goodbye duplication, Goodbye, the job point, skip. Hello, endless hours of grinding, just to beat the stupid dorter battle. The enhancements aren't that great, but to play the game on a screen that I don't need to use glasses. It's a great thing. I hate getting old. I need to see how hard that battle will be. I really hate that they use the war of the Lions, English even in the original game.

But I hope this soulless cashgrab makes for the FFTA games to get ported. 

The TMNT × GI JOE

 Sunday release: about 18 for the figures and vehicles more expensive. They look OK, but are a smidge too expensive for toys that are their own scale, which puts them away from most displays. 

Don't get Me wrong The figures look nice, but for $18, I'm not feeling them

 If they were 15.Now that will be a different story.

She'll fight for freedom whenever there's trouble

 Lara Croft is there... Lara Croft, British Tomb Raider, Lara Croft is there! It's Lara Croft against Natla and Bartoli fighting to save the day!

Damn, it's been 30 years since Tomb Raider...

¹/¹⁸ Lara? I'm not a fan of that scale. Also, I'm not expecting like a full roster of characters. Just maybe normal Lara, diving suit Lara, and maybe one of the tomb raider 3 outfits at the best

Miniverse Harry Potter: Thoughts

 I got some Miniverse Harry Potter, because there were no more food items.

I will talk about the sets with Resin. The Marauders Map came with one Set, the Harry Potter themed set.

It comes with a book I suppose it belonged to Snape and glasses that fit movie Don.

A wand that you make out of resin. This resin seems to be a bit more forgiving and not As brittle as the one in The Lord of the Rings sets...

The only real problem is the delivery system. As even in tropical climates, the resin is a little bit of a pain in the ass to get out, my one end up being slightly a bit too short, but it is what it is.

I got 4 balls. This is the Harry ball. The second ball is the nimbus 2000 ball. I have not assembled the other balls because they don't involve resin and one of them is a Mandragora plant that's just using the kinetic stand type stuff , and I don't like messing with that stuff. The other is a book mimic type thing that I just need to assemble the monster parts and the book it uses a lot of glue and stuff so I haven't had time to work with it.

Lisa: G-o-o-o-o-d-d-d  b-b-l-e-s-s-s  M-m-m-m-a-a-t-t-e-e-e-l-l-l!!!

For The most part, the stuff they got works on the one twelve scale