Jada I love you and I hate you:

 We got the second SDCC Exclusive... it's Street Fighter related.

Problem is that it'll be a Jada exclusive and they kinda are a pain to ahip outside US. IIRC, they classified Puerto Rico as international and unable to ship.

This is something that shouldn't be placed behind a SDCC paywall. Let's see the third SDCC item tomorrow...

Odds and emds June 17: Todd, Jada, He-Man

 Jada revealed their SDCC USFIIT exclusive.

A recolor of Akuma with extras. MEH! I just wish these were accessory packs.

Saw He-Man again. Liked it a bit better this time. I still have a few gripes but, this time there were more kids and for the most part they enjoyed it. That's a good thing. Macy's had a few Chronicles... Tri-Klops and Duncan, but those are a tad too expensive... also notoced how shittily stocked was that Macy's TRU... No Marvel, No Star Wars, No Transformers, No TMNT, no Mario... loads of Barbie and crappy dolls.

Todd is at it again... first Naruto, then My Hero Macadamia... Now...

Look at how they massacred my ballless boy... though Turbo Okarun isn't that bad.

Will we get Shiratori or the Kaiju girl? Hell will Todd give us Granny Seiko. Since Todd hates female figures.

On Jakks and My Hero Academia:

 Looking at the Mario Movie figures, makes me a bit worried. 

YOSHI is the one with the Most accessories. Mario comes with Rosalina's Luma, Rosalina comes with a wand and is basically a statue with arms. Bowser Jr. Comes with the Paintbrush.

See my issue? These are in the $20 range for 5 inches and 1 accessory. 

MHA cannot be made like this or it'll end up as a downgrade from McFarlane. Here's what it would look likenl if they went with the Mario approach of a single accessory.

Deku: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Unmasked head with cowl pulled back.

Bakugo: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Explosion effect

Ochaco: First costume:

Extra accessory helmet head.

Todoroki: Second Costume:

Because fuck that first white shirt half frozen look... also it lacks Endeavor's fire.

Jakks we need two accessories here to make her less than Jazwares.

Mineta:

I fucking dare you Jakks to make his grapes removable and be held in his hands.

Dabby:

Jakks will sell us two versions:

Black hair and white hair just to not get us multiple accessories.

I caved in and ordered online some Kid Core MOTU

 Specifically Camila Mendes and Nick Galitzine... with the Sky Sled. 

Will I get Grayskull? I dunno. I passed on 2 Chronicles figures because they were a tad too expensive. Incredibly enough alleged pedophile Jared Leto has been very hard to find.. in any scale. 

The funny thing is that many people who are coaxed into watching the movie who aren't fans of the property have described the movie as good yet, critics try to paint this like the biggest flop since Space Jam too. 

A part of me misses the PlayStation 2 era when movies came out. There was always a shitty tie-in game attached and this movie screams, classic God of war clone. 

And Fuck you Neitlich... it's movie year and there's no Crystal Castle or MOTUC NA Roster completed... 

It Came from the Toy Chest: Mini Brands Fridge

 The fridge is Too Big, but fuck it I'm still using it for the MuTeens display. 

Nick would use it anyway and have some stool to reach the top... kinda like many people do who are vertically challenged. 

Minibrands has a kitchen set coming.

Kitchens are nice with all the stuff from mini brands and miniverse available...

It comes with an ollipop can, an ice scoop and a jello mold with resin (resin not shown)

Fridge has an UV light mode. Need to know if it works with the door closed.

This works better with Barbies, but fuck it ai already bought it.

What the actual fuck is this

 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles caskets.

Now picture that but with this music

Nah fam, cremate me.

Some People Stay in the Darkness

Afraid to fail this city... and there is no SpongeBob savior who used to have a talking car... don't you worry Pam Anderson ain't here...

Not saying this will suck  but most likely it will.

Oliver Queen is now Mitch Buchannon's kid Hobie all grown up.

Ergheiz character made it to SF6

Ergheiz GUEST Character made it to SF6... though personally she should've been in SF7.

Tits has entered SF6

I hope this brings Final Fantasy 7 parts to make other characters.

We finally get story mode's Bosch amd some new folk.

Spring 2027: disc 2 and 3

 Sephiroth is no longer Tyler Hoechlin... it's  Roy Mustang

Revelation? Boooooooooooooooooooooo!

Last Revelation I got sucked ass!

Also PTSD:

Fuck this shit I'm out...

Nope I ain't still playing Fork Knife

 Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Mattel...

That is all... but if you do Fortnite... here you go... Khaby Lame and He-Man coexist in the same videogame universe.

Amazon already has preorders for physical copies of MOTU

 I pre-ordered the DVD, because fuck it I NEED it in my life.

Just letting you all know that while there is no release date announced, the movie is coming along with a physical release. Of course this may scare folks a little. It scares me, not gonna lie. But is the fact that Amazon is makong a physical copy and not forcing pur hands to get Prime.

The Kenner styled MOTU playset got better pics.

I won't say anything. You draw your own conclusions. I'll still get it..

 Probably  but depends on the price.

Still we live in a world where a MOTU Movie exists.

Giles is Dead... Buffy has no watcher...

 Because Fucking Sora watched him. There isn't much I can say here since all I remember him from is Buffy and an episode of Highlander the series 

My condolences to ASH's family... his initals spell Ash... stupid pneumonia... but thisnrant is short because all I know him from is just Buffy.

MOTU movie post view thoughts

 After letting my brain marinate over 12 hours of seeing the new MOTU movie here are a few of my thoughts:

My Mom would've been a bit more pissed off than me about it... the few Highlander references would've definitely rubbed her the wrong way.

I didn't like how Randor was portrayed storywise.

Loved the Dolph Lundgren Cameo.

Hated how Mossman was used.

Hated how well Jared Leto played Skeletor... 

Hated Post Credits Scene 1... because we had said character as a post credits scene character.

Loved that the Adam and He-Man dynamic exists in this universe... even if it's a subversion of the trope...

I've seen a few "reviews" criticizing the movie for being a "cash grab to sell toys". How dare a movie based on a toyline try to sell toys!? Amazon better make physical copies. 

Amazon and Fiber optics: Odds and ends

 I bought a Shoto Todoroki Total Anime... Amazon was selling one for $19. + taxes "Used Mint"

Plus figure was blasted with Superglue making the leg useless.

Now I have to print labels which are a hassle. AND PAY POSTAGE plus any other surprise charges... worst part is that this wasn't a third party seller it was AMAZON themselves! Amazon is worse than third party sellers.

Fiber Optic internet is amazing until the fiber optic cable decides to die for no reason... you can't fix it... because the wires aren't, exactly easy to obtain. So the technician had to come home to literally switch a cable... less than a freakong minute.

Masters of the Universe: The movie: the rant

 To explain my thoughts: I'm the little green haired boy... and the video is the MOTU Movie

Go watch it. While not perfect, way better than the 1987 movie. Laughed, I cried... i even forgot that man at arms was black. Or that skeletor is an alleged pedophile cult leader. There are surprises in the end , and I got a boner

Guys, I'm off to See Masters of the Universe

 And my bro sent me this:

How can I even?

Then Mattel stealthily drops this... a generic runner game... hopefully it will get used for reddit stories in the future...

Until me meet again... got a MOTU MOVIE to watch.

The Kids line gets a 2 for 1

 Castle Grayskull AND Snake Mountain in a 2 for 1 thing.

Feels like Mattel either wants to get stuff out ASAP or they have little faith on this... the toyline. The movie reviews have been mostly good.

The playset reminds me of this...

Hasbro FINALLY makes a Hooded Cobra Commander

 Money beat principles 

He will also have a throne... A THRONE!! See this become a $50-60 or higher thanks to him

Escape from New York remake?

 That sounds interesting... wait Hack Snydurr is directing? Hit or miss. He can frame some pretty scenes, but his nuance is let's say he makes Hideo Kojima look like a subtle master...

At least he's directing and not a writer and director... right?

Hack Snydurr will be not only directing, but he's writing it as well. We're fucked aren't we?

I for one.I'm glad my mom is dead so she can't see this shit... I mean, it could be good, but then again it's Zack Snyder, writing and directing.

This is gonna suck... isn't it?

Fuck You, Duolingo I'm out!

Farewell to my streak, this energy system that DRAINS WITH CORRECT ANSWERS IS BULLSHIT!

Essentially Duolingo is no longer a free app...

They added chess... but with Energy, it's Bullshit! So fuck this shit I'm out! And I thought Lives were bad.

It came from the Toy Chest: I am the strongest!

 

Dan Hibiki is here. Yes, I got a Storm Collectibles Storm Arena Alpha 3 Dan... because he's Dan. Since Jay da is hydro likely to be making street fighter alpha figures until 2028... I caved in. 

Dan: Hello. My name is Dan Hibiki.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sagat: What the Actual fuck?

Dan is a joke character, specifically a parody of Snk's art of fighting's Ryo and Robert.

. He is infamous force socking, and when you beat an opponent using Dan, you're just basically humiliating the opponent and showing off your skills.

Articulation

Dan for the most part has the same articulation as Jada toys figures. With the addition of a toll hinge and extra drop down hip articulation... He cannot do the role for the supertaunt, but he can do most of his moves. Sadly, he lacks the hands for the super taunt.

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

He is not exactly game accurate. He looks more like his Alpha 1 counterpart... a Hybrid look.

I hate the soft rubbery torso, but he looks fine.

4.5

Accessories: 

1 alternate head, 2 extra hands, gadoken and stand.

4.5

Overall:

Dan gets a 4.5 as his final score. I'm not gonna lie these Storm Collectibles figures are a decent competition to Jada. But for the most part, I think I will stick with Jada... and that was the most Fresh Cuck thing I've ever said.

Marcia Lucas, had passed away

 The ex wife of George Lucas has passed. Cancer did it.

My condolences to friends and family. Also, her style was what made the original trilogy feel special  she was key in reining in Lucas... her absence was obvious in the prequel trilogy. May the firce be with you.

News on Biker Mice from Mars wave 2

 According to Nacelle Toys' own website, these have been delayed to Q4 2026. Toy delays suck. These were pre-ordered exactly one year ago about 16-17 hours from the writing of the rant.

It would be nice if at least nasal gave updates to their customers about these delays.

Anyways that means I will be getting Charley for 2027. Bummer.

On a positive note Fright Pit is bound to arrive around Movie Time. At least to BigBadToyStore  I know that folks at order directly from mattel have been getting already. Of course I'm waiting for a Xesray Cassia... who had a delay due to Derpy eye. Saving on shipping and stuff

Man, the best MHA line sucked ass!

 Kinda sad when the best MHA line is fucking McFarlane.

That AFO arm sucks ASS!!

He made a Toru troll figure... a stand for her boots and 2 clear stands for her arms.

I'll try to get an Ochaco, even if it's a bit on the uglier side... just so Deku can clap toy cheeks.

Oh yeah that's all the females on the line... he made plenty of guys and school gym uniform variants he made some extras, the better All for Juan he made a platinum variant... todd sucks dick at character rosters and anime sculpts. We're in the 2020s and 2 clear stands are now a figure.

Fuck you Todd!

The He-Man movie is making me anxious.

 This project has been in development hell for decades and now we're a week from it finally happen... 

I've been waiting for this since 2009 when this blog was born. My third rant was a top 10 do's and don'ts for the MOTU MOVIE. Let's see how many we get.

I'm scared that my hype for it might make it suck... I don't want it to suck because it's He-Man. Also that my local cinemas won't have any of the bitching cups and I ain't paying $100 to a scalper for a hard to drink from cup.

I wish Mom had been here to see it though... I'm getting misty eyed whenever I pass near a movie theater and see the Coming Soon poster of He-Man. Finally 16 years and 10 months later... more like 9 and some days... from the birth of this blog, it will Finally be here.

Top 20 My Hero Academia characters I'd like Jakks Pacific to make*

 The asterisk stands for: that aren't Deku, Bakugo, All Might, Shoto, Endeavor, All for One, Shigaraki, and Dabi.

20: Toru Hagakure:

A Clear Figure with gloved hands and boots with soft goods uniform. Most of the body can be reused for Toga's post-transformation look.

19: Mineta and Eri:

Before all of the entire MHA fanbase crucify me for pairing Eri with Jeffrey Grapestein, hear me out. It's a size thing.

Mineta is shorter than Eri. That is all.

So 2 figures sthat are about half an all might each makes sense.

18: Tenya Iida:

I like the Brainy Smurf of 1-A... it's totally not because he looks like a MHA version of the game director with 3 inches of doom... All Hail the Turbo Dork!!

17: Recovery Girl and Nezu:

Getting the little folks out the way in 2 SKUs than in 4. Also, not wasting accessories for other characters just to add Nezu.

16: Re-Destro:

No reason at all... I wouldn't waste a slot on a Disney meme.

15: Himiko Toga:

The list isn't going from least to most wanted... she'S my number 4 in the villains.

14: Itsuka Kendo:

She's totally not on this list because she's a ginger and can have a big fist. She's totally not a fisto reference.

13: Anan Kurose:

You see what I did there.

Me want that alternate head so she looks less Amogus.

12: Neito Monoma: 

I hate the douche. He dresses like an old-timey villain. He's insufferable, he would be so amazing to be the butt of so many jokes.

11: Momo Yaoyorozu:

I have 2 reasons to add her to the list that aren't left boob, right boob.

She opens the door for accessory packs...

The other reason... displays well with Elsa/Zuko...

10: Froppy:

You know all 6 1A girls will be on the list. So as many Latin American nanas say: Sana Sana Culito de rana.

9: Midnight:

Because Fuck you that's why. I just want the Ara ara Dommy Mommy.

8:Jiro:

Jakks bodies tend to be more customizer friendly and her hero outfit is the most normal. Not to mention that I want the 1A girls... and 1B too to make the Grape's harem...

7: Erasehead:

The Sleep deprived caterpillar man is a necessity.

6: Aoyama:

Phoque you... that's why. 

I was wondering if Aoyama was French... more people think he's gay... Now if a full MHA line is made in the Neftyverse Monoma will be the timetravelling son of Aoyama and Mineta.

5: Uravity:

The not so Mrs. Deku...  I need her because Toga.

Disappointed that Total Anime never got to make her. 

Or that Todd make an ugly one.

4: Twice:

Evil army builder perfect for battle displays.

3: Mina Ashido:

Acid Spitting Pinkie Pie... Nuff said.

2: Muscular:

He's got variant potential for the mega vascular look.

1: Deku's Dad:

Just as Mask of the phantasm toys spoiled the Phantasm, The Inspector Gadget toys revealed Doctor Claw... we should get Deku's Dad with a carton of milk and smokes.

Skeletor in a business suit is a thing

 The new He-Man dot org has this scoop 

Fuck the actual What... it's so fucking stupid! Sleletor with a badly made soft goods outfit!

I need this in my life Yesterday! It's so Morbin' time it made me morb all over the place.

If this is a joke, congratulations, you made me laugh about. If this is an actual figure, I hope it's not super expensive and easy to get.

Diecast pocket fighters... yay?

 Jada is making Diecast figures of Pocket Fighter...

It's cool but no... we need actual Mega Man sized figures... now if they nade individual releases

OK I'll shut up now... Jada, Daphne when?

Extended Blu-Ray release of MOTU: 1987

 I barely a week until the release of the New He-Man movie, we get the following announcement: 2 Disc 4K and Blu-ray of Masters of the Universe, WITH AN EXTENDED CUT.

I dunno when, but this sounds exciting...

I honestly can't believe the new movie is so close...

It seems the total anime line us dead at Jazwares

 Dark Deku might not show up in the States. I got a Shigaraki at Walgreens. 

Jakks will now make MHA toys

I just want a set of MHA toys that aren't as creepy as McFarlane Ochaco, aren't as expensive as SHF (whose QC has decreased)

I want a Jeffrey Grapestein figure.

Fin.\n Ding out about this was a bummer. When I was halfway through a detailed list of figures, I wanted to see in the total anime line by Jazwares.

Sadly the window for Shenmue is long gone...

Mattel is hitting a new high with a He-Man Guiness record

 The movie hasn't come out yet and it has a Guinness book record  sure, it's about drones and being brightest... but it's a He-Man thing, so I have to talk about it.

Like Holy Shiiiiiiiiiiit! He-Man related Guinness world record. 

The only sad thing about this is that Mom isn't here to see it... less than 2 weeks. 

FFT: Ivalice chronicles: a Rant

 I love it and I Hate it. I'm\n Currently, playing it on the enhanced edition. Because it's the one with the new features, but the new features mostly suck ass. I hate the menus. The autosave is a double-edged sword. It's a shame that is the original game minus the best tricks of the original game.

Goodbye duplication, Goodbye, the job point, skip. Hello, endless hours of grinding, just to beat the stupid dorter battle. The enhancements aren't that great, but to play the game on a screen that I don't need to use glasses. It's a great thing. I hate getting old. I need to see how hard that battle will be. I really hate that they use the war of the Lions, English even in the original game.

But I hope this soulless cashgrab makes for the FFTA games to get ported. 

The TMNT × GI JOE

 Sunday release: about 18 for the figures and vehicles more expensive. They look OK, but are a smidge too expensive for toys that are their own scale, which puts them away from most displays. 

Don't get Me wrong The figures look nice, but for $18, I'm not feeling them

 If they were 15.Now that will be a different story.

She'll fight for freedom whenever there's trouble

 Lara Croft is there... Lara Croft, British Tomb Raider, Lara Croft is there! It's Lara Croft against Natla and Bartoli fighting to save the day!

Damn, it's been 30 years since Tomb Raider...

¹/¹⁸ Lara? I'm not a fan of that scale. Also, I'm not expecting like a full roster of characters. Just maybe normal Lara, diving suit Lara, and maybe one of the tomb raider 3 outfits at the best

Miniverse Harry Potter: Thoughts

 I got some Miniverse Harry Potter, because there were no more food items.

I will talk about the sets with Resin. The Marauders Map came with one Set, the Harry Potter themed set.

It comes with a book I suppose it belonged to Snape and glasses that fit movie Don.

A wand that you make out of resin. This resin seems to be a bit more forgiving and not As brittle as the one in The Lord of the Rings sets...

The only real problem is the delivery system. As even in tropical climates, the resin is a little bit of a pain in the ass to get out, my one end up being slightly a bit too short, but it is what it is.

I got 4 balls. This is the Harry ball. The second ball is the nimbus 2000 ball. I have not assembled the other balls because they don't involve resin and one of them is a Mandragora plant that's just using the kinetic stand type stuff , and I don't like messing with that stuff. The other is a book mimic type thing that I just need to assemble the monster parts and the book it uses a lot of glue and stuff so I haven't had time to work with it.

Lisa: G-o-o-o-o-d-d-d  b-b-l-e-s-s-s  M-m-m-m-a-a-t-t-e-e-e-l-l-l!!!

For The most part, the stuff they got works on the one twelve scale

Super7 is doing Multipacks now.

 They haven't since MOTUC.

2 Berbils and yet another lion-o... I noticed that the pack is cheaper than 3 figures ($195) But still. Why why not a third Berbil? Are the ropes gonna be sculpted in? Are the ropes gonna be soft goods? That's a good question, but still another fucking Lion-O!? So close and yet so far.

My guess is that's how we're gonna get the tracksuit, silver Hawks, starting with copper kidd and bluegrass.

Seems Playmates is trying to fuck tmnt fans over... again.

 Even after they lost the license. They hired a lawfirm to cockblock Mattel from using the characters Playmates designed... under contract by Mirage, at the time.

Will this be a repeat of the Don Glut v Mattel thing? Paramount has bigger pockets, Mattel has precedent... 

I understand Playmates Role, but this looks bad on them.

Slime pit update.

 It's out and it's $50. I'm pleasantly surprised about that. It's not exclusive to Mattel creations. I got mine by BigBadToyStore.

It comes with Slime... a bit over 12 inches apparently, so MOTUC can uae it.

It does not come with plastic faux slime for adult collectors. Kinda wish Mattel would give a better heads up for these though.

Sadly, I didn't find any new MOTU movie Toys at Wal-Mart.

Entertainment Earf has a cool Blanka

 That if the shipping was not outrageous, I would totally buy...

Same old Blanka, but GITD

Also, Hasbro is making 2 packs of the Future Foundation f4

These will be Pulse exclusives...

But seriously Jada, show us a surprise after Zangief...

By the way, where the fuck is Daphne?

Hasbro has a lazy but good SDCC exclusive

 Probably 90-ish... though it should be 67...

Yes a 3 pack based on the 67 toon... that means incomplete weblines Spidey, weird looking Lizard and Electro. On one hand it's very lazy.On the other hand it's quite genius. It'll be Available at San Diego Comic Con and probably online later. There's also an X men 97 Prof. Xavier with a cartoon accurate chair bought.Unfortunately , I don't have pics at the moment

Ah the origins slime pit looks

 OK

Not exactly Vintage 2.0 but looks decent...

Shame this effort wasn't put for Classics or Masterverse. Guessing $80 for it.

Public Apology to Scott Neitlich

 For years I've taken the piss on Spector Creative's and Disgruntled Mattel ex employee, Scott Neitlich.

I have to publicly apologize: 

Top most wanted from most TMNT iterations

 For the Mattel line of course: Fiting the style of the normal Adult collector line. Think the Classcizer.

By iteration I mean:

Mirage

80s toon

80s games

90s movies

Next mutation

2003 toon

2009 CGI movie

2012 toon

Bay movies

Rise of the TMNT

IDW

Shredder's Revenge

Other

Each category will have a maximum of 10 slots.

The actual Turtles are excluded unless it's a variant (ie Nightwatcher, Last Ronin)

Mirage: 

Renet

Savanti Romero

Shadow Jones teen

Shadow Jones alternate timeline

Leatherhead

Metalhead (JF)

Zippy Lad (JF)

Chote

Triceraton

Tang Shen

80s toyline:

Pizzaface 

Groundchuck

Dirtbag

Chrome Dome

Napoleon Bonafrog

Genghis frog

Vernon

Scaletail

Wyrm

Hothead

80s toon:

Carter

Dregg

Rasputin the Mad frog

Attilla the frog

Lotus

Zack

Caitlin

Smash

Burne

Red Sky April

80s games:

Sissypus

Aska

Tora

Granitor

Chainsaw Maniac

Firefreak

TF April

Chrome Dome's girlfriend

Armaggon

Human Baxter in pod

90s movies:

Keno

Perry

April Hoag

April Turco

Tatsu

Tokka

Rahzar

Vanilla Ice

Walker

Mitsu

Next Mutation:

Venus

Dragon Lord

Silver

Bonesteel

Vam Mi

Elite Guard

Rank Soldier

Shredder

2003 toon:

Chaplin

Karaibots 

Usagi

Fugitoid

Bishop

Silver sentry

Doctor dome

Ananda with domeoids

Mutated Hun

Stainless steve steel

2009 CGI movie:

Nightwatcher

Winters 

Vampire Succubor

General Aguila

General Mono

General Gato

General Serpiente

Karai

Bigfoot

Sloth Monster 

2012:

Fishface

Dogpound

Chrome dome (bradford alt head as a nod to dark ninja)

Snakeweed

April

The Pulverizer

Mrs. O'Neil 

Mom-Thing

Karai

Tiger Claw

Bay movies

April

Vernon

Burne

Baxter

Sachs

Mecha Shredder

Casey

Krang

Rocksteady 

Bebop

Rise:

Lou Jitsu

Meat Sweats

Draxum

Cassandra Jones

April

Sunita (slime form)

Big Mama's Assistant (unnamed female turtle)

Repo Mantis

Hypnopotamus

Albearto

IDW:

Jennika human

Jennika turtle

Hob

Herman

Null

Sally

Nobody

Alopex

Lindsey (BW)

Stone (thermochromic plastic for his exposed flesh.)

Shredder's Revenge:

Ninjara

Irma

Traag

Zorax

Tempestra

Halfcourt

Mona Lisa

Antrax

Roadkill Rodneys

Pizza Monster

Other:

Jagwar

Dreadmon

Gaiden Irma

Gaiden April

Mutant Mayhem April

Turbo Cammy

Mutant Turtles: Choujin Densetsu-hen Shredder.

Mutant Turtles: Choujin Densetsu-hen April (can come with Kris Mu. Also April must be flat.)

Coming out of their shells April

April O'Neill, the pornstar cosplaying as April O'Neil 

Arcade cabinet April.

Kept you waiting

 Huh?

He will keep me waiting if he cancels like Ming Na, Cobra Kai, and all the others who have canceled.

Now THIS is the Snake I would LOVE... He-Simba Liquidnardo...

Due to\n My work, I'll be unable to see David Hader, but with my luck, I get the days off and he cancels

She can buy herself flowers

 Write her name in the sand. Pay the $80 thousand to get her own fucking star...

Muley Cyrus is getting her own star in the Hollywood walk of fame before GTA6...

What can I say, congrats to Miley... but I swear if she gets another star as Hannah Montana I'm gonna fucking lose it!

Let's go Hannah!

It came from the Toy Chest FTC Garbage

Container and other stuff. I was supposed to post this earlier, but I was miffed that Pizzaface Jr's shirt didn't come... I was wrong. It was tangled in the packing filler cardboard.

The Glow in the Dark dumpster...

How big is it?

It's big enough.

I will probably add some glow in the dark and non glow in the dark paint to make it less translucent.

The jacket is "red"... Now neo Nick looks more like a Dingus.

The drums are Jakks Pacific Molds.

The ones right there on the hall of pain.

No need for Double Dragons now...

PF Jr looks a bit better now.

I'm still missing the recycling bin from FTC, but the dumpster made me realize that an IDW Herman would be gigantic and unfeasable.

TMNT Accessory packs: Don't sleep on this Mattel...

 Let's be honest here. Mattel is stingy with accessories. So, accessory packs are the solution:

They used to do them with He-Man, WWE, Big Jim, Barbie... you get the idea. Well they still do with Barbie. So... 

Accessory packs. We can start with the obvious stuff:

Generic ninja weaponry that can be used by turtles and foot.

Recolors of the Turtle weapons. That's 7 easy items. Add multiple kunai and shuriken. Now we have 15 items for the most basic pack.

We can have a Pizza pack with various pizza slices that form whole pizzas, whole pizzas, half pizzas, various pizza boxes (made of plastic or cardboard) bitten slices. (Obviously for Mikey)

Junk-tech pack: 

Basically gimmicky gadgets and weapons made by Donatello. Spare Turtle communicators would be here. The Cheapskate (not the gigantic Playmates abomination, but a normal sized skateboard with a small engine)

4 sets minimum per customer guaranteed purchase just to have cheapskates for the 4 turtles.

Foot Armory:

If they go with the robotic foot soldiers, the earlier generic ninja weapons pack helps, but this gives us extra weapons from Dimension X  to use. Generic blasters, high tech ninja weapons to distinguish the foot from the turtles weaponry... evil communicators... etc. 

Mousers:

Playmates did it, NECA did it, Super7 did it...

It's obvious... also Roadkill Rodneys are a popular pack idea.

There are plenty of packs that can be made, like a premutation animal pack with said animals and ooze. A sewer marauder pack including stuff for Rat King (namely rats) and other sewer dwellers like Muckman...  the point is that Mattwl should look into it.

It came from the toy chest: Yo Joe!

 

This is why...

He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble, GI Joe is there! GI Joe! A real American hero, GI Joe is there! It's GI Joe against Cobra and Destro, fighting to save the day! He never gives up. He's always there, fighting for freedom over land and air. Wait did I just began singing the GI Joe theme?

Well, it's Super7's Ultimates Duke.

Now you know...
And knowing is half the battle.

Articulation:

If you've had older Ultimates, this has the same articulation.

There isn't much to write about other than it's functional, but not $55 functional when classified are so much better. I bought him for customizing fodder. He was like $20...

4.0

Over and out...

Paint and sculpt:

He looks like Sunbow Duke... the cartoon colors are vibrant. I've no complaints here.

5.0

All decked out... toy style plus radio.

Accessories:

Here we have a ton of stuff.

2 extra heads

Watch (careful when swapping the right hand)

6 extra hands

Cartoon rifle

Walkie-talkie 

Toy rifle

Toy backpack

Toy binoculars

Toy helmet

The reason I mention toy before some stuff, because the stuff. Comes from the ye olde Hasbro toy. 

5.0

Is that Lady Jaye? No...
Whew! For a moment there I thought Flint would have my ass...
Scarlett (VO): Aren't you forgetting about someone? You are gonna wish you didn't wake up from your coma...

Overall:

It's a shame the line died before Shipwreck... I've had issues mostly with Lady Jaye... but Duke is one of the better figures from the line. So Duke gets a 4.67 as his final score.