Target, what the hell!?

 Target, who used to be super woke, has now this:

What in Mr. Popo and Jinx's name is this thing!?

Target, of course apologized for the issue...

But part of me, the one wearing tinfoil hats is all like:

This is a message to MAGA showing that they're not woke and to please return to their stores.

Betcha they'll put the costume back but with a white kid...

It came from the Toy Chest: This isn't M.Tyson.

 It's a Boxer played by 50 cent. I forgot to tale the boxed pic long ago...

So, Balrog, the last Shadaloo King.

He's the Disgraced Boxer who joined Bison to beat people up for fun... 

Articulation:

We know what to expect from Jada... he's well articulated. Waist twist scares me a little, though.

4.5

Paint and sculpt:

He looks the part and most of him is molded in the proper color.
His missing tooth is a void innthe sculpt and not paint.

5.0

Accessories:

Alternate head

Alternate hands

Punch effects

5.0

Overall:

Boxer gets a 4.83 as his final score. If his waist twist didn't give me a scare that it's so tight it might break he'd be perfect.

Bonus review:

Logan Paul basic figure. Yeah, I bought a $20 basic figure... curse mom and pop pharmacy prices. Some insufferable little shit YouTuber turned wrestler.

Articulation:

He's basically the equivalent to Rey Mysterio from the Lucha Lowrider... but with a different body. Same articulation as the Kid Core MOTU.

4.0

Paint and sculpt:

Looks like Logan Paul but with less paint detail.

4.5

Accessories:

N/A

OVERALL:

Logan Paul gets a 4.25 as his final score. I disagree with the math, but the math don't lie.

Not Groovy news... Bruce Campbell has about 5 years to live.

Bruce Campbell has about 5 years to live. Fucking Cancer...

That royally sucks. An incurable but treatable cancer with a 5 year prognosis.

This means his Convention appearances will greatly reduce... but to be fair, his health comes first.

That's all I know Bruce Campbell from... Hopefully next time I wrote about him is that the cancer went into remission.

Ramen recent figures, a rant:

Ramen Toy... the third party company that treats copyright as a suggestion, has made a few updates.

New Dukes... Daisy has new shorts

Old Daisy

Sadly the good ol' boys and girl require preordering the car... same thing with Miguel Caballero and the Feenycar.

You remember the Not He-Man and not Skeletor? Here they are updated... Ramen will be at Power-con. 

They look great for "bootlegs"... as in They're unofficial. I'm not mocking the quality.

I did review the stand... and it was good.what I've seen from Ramen, aside some technical hiccups on vehicles, has been good.

But here's where I'm going to go on a different direction:

What other 80s Properties can they try their 1/12 game?

I won't mention The A-Team... because it's obvious...

Mega Carpenter Brothers:

Danny Wells ans Lou Albano, that's what I want.

While we're at it.

8-Bit Master Gamer 

I'm looking at the Live Action Kevin... if we can get the others, sweet! 

I really want Theodore Montebello, Vampire Hunter... the Princess, Mega-hi, and Cherubicus.

Black Nerd:

He was big in the 90s, but started in the 80s.

You know you want him...

The Three Dad Family:

Mainly because I want a Bob Saget figure.

The teens from Calindiana:

Self explanatory 

Hawaiian Private Eye:

This one is mainly for my Mom...

McMullet:

April 8, 27: FFVII:R:3 kinda physical

 Squareenix confuses me.

They have a preorder on their site.

Only the collector's edition mentions having the full game physically... so what's the deal? Is it a digital key or do we get a partial install requiring a digital download, which is kinda a dick move when the collector's edition is sold out. Shitty move by SE if so... I'll probably preorder the day one edition.

Hasbro is getting ridiculous with the prices.

 You know who to thank besides good old greed...

Tariff-Man...

Let us remember what these figures used to cost:

$8... now they fluctuate from $28 to $40. 

Seems I may be quitting ML too... need to get that Classified Shipwreck and I believe I complete the Ballad of GI Joe... I think I have Gung Ho... 

"But Nefty, you pay those prices for BBWS figures"

They are a smaller company and not Freaking Hasbro. And have detail that is comparable or better than Hasbro.

Hell, I support Figures Toy Company...

Street Fighter 2nd Trailer

 Has Dan, Zangief, Dhalsim stretching, E.Honda and hints of Evil Ryu.

Holy shit! We have another Masters of the Universe here... there I said it. Won't be Assassin's Fist good but better than the 94 movie Minus Raúl Juliá. Also, trailer was relased on a Tuesday.

Elon Musk won't play GTA6

 Elon Musk says he won't play GTA6 Because he doesn't like to kill NPCs, much less the police.

This is just as stupid as the women Claiming GTA6 = adultery. Seriously, is there something in the water that is making people absolute morons... playing a crime simulator game and getting mad at the game having the player commit crimes...

I can't even...

Stupidest thing ever: playing GTA6 = Cheating on youe partner.

 I don't know if this is ragebait or if this is women being stupid... not all women.

But this has caught IGN's attention, which in turn caught mine. 

Seriously, what the actual fuck? Women are jealous of polygons, pixels. Zeroes and ones...

What's worse is that to look for that clip, Blogger ignored my query and looked for other stuff... when I went to YouTube it put me on a suicide help screen that wouldn't go away despite me clicking the Show anyway button.

So

Mattel's TMNT seem to be waiting on Mutant Mayhem 2

 Which is delayed to August 2027. If this is true, then it sucks. Not only because the Mutant Mayhem designs suck, but that means 3 quarters without TMNT product.

I'm hoping for a Masterverse or Chronicles styled line for TMNT and not just MM2...

Because seriously, if we miss 2 Qs of TMNT Merch that we could've gotten from NECA and Super7...

Remember what Mattel took from us...

Final Fantasy VII part 3 trailer 2

 Seems that Ruby and Emerald may be Mandatory bosses as they have cutscenes from vehicular fighting and we also parachute to places from the Highwind.

 I fear the minigames if they are more kike Cait Sith's box bullshit.

I only hope that we actually get a disk version of this game. Because it is kind of shady knowing that I have the first 2 games in physical, and then that will be digital.

I want to see a confirmation that the Kebab girl at the end of Rebirth is JENOVA manipulating Cloud.

We need a true TANKCERATOPS!!

Capcom will celebrate Resident Evil's 30th with life sized statues of characters.

 Among them are Albert Wesker and Ara ara Dommy Mommy Dimitrescu. That is all. At least they aren't doing life sized sex dolls or anything.

Yeah, there are Resident Evil sex dolls... No Claire, Sheva, Rebecca, or Grace dolls so far...

But look who made it to the Sex doll list... there's also one from Death Stranding... but forgot to take a screenshot.

Shit, Shenmue has gotten big enough to get a sex doll.

Another "New Mutants" for TMNT rant

 I have been stuck in a rut lately, hence my delay on posting rants. So let's make more mutants...

Zavannah:

Female Zebra wearing a park ranger outfit (Like Steve Irwin) with weaponry to stop poachers.(gun, rifle, stun rod, wrangling pole)

Stanky Leg:

A mutant skunk with a robotic peg leg. He's wearing clothes reminiscent of Randy Savage... the tiedye tanktop look.

The tail should work as an alternate leg for display. For accessories Interchangeable peg legs a la trap jaw. Also, figure should stink like patchouli 

Pollock:

A large Mutated tortoise whose shell is a mess of paint splotches like a Jackson Pollock paint. Wearing a mawashi a removable wig made like a sumo topknot.

For accessories Tonfa. A hand that is throwing salt and a bowl of chankonabe.

Space Worm:

Mirage's worm colony that made the clone Shredder possible... essentially a Modulok type character entirely made out of tiny worms. Thw idea is that you can combine multiples to enlarge the size of the legion. (Technically a new character based on an existing concept)

Bathory:

A Female Punk Frog. Wearing a Hawaiian shirt with a bikini top and shorts. For accessories a stiletto knife.

Trueno the Panda:

A Panda Masked Wrestler that moonlights as a chinese food delivery bear. Picture a bearded Panda in a red and blue masked Luchador outfit

Alternate unmasked head. Delivery backpack.

It's a reference to Jack Black and Initial D. 

For weapon a steel chair.

It came from the Toy Chest: Sabotage completed.

 

I would've done this a lot sooner if Super7 didn't make preorders to Puerto Rico require insane amounts of shipping costs.

Now I have all 3 Sabotage figures... and I'm oK with it.

Articulation

The Rookie has standard Super7 Articulation.  He has a crotch ball joint and those scare me after the Jason I never reviewed because he broke.

4.5

Paint and sculpt 

Here The Rookie does pretty well. Not gonna lie the only nitpick I have is the forearms...

4.5

Accessories

The rookie has:

Briefcase with Money...

Coffee cup

Donut

Extra hands

Extra heads

5.0

Overall

The Rookie gets a 4.67 as his final score. Shame that Super7 is stingy on accessories... all 3 Sabotage figures could've used extra hands... mainly pew pew hands.

Top game characters for Hasbro to make

 There are rumors that they could be doing FFVII for the 30th anniversary. Ouch.

So here's  a list of characters that would be cool if they could make as a small line or added as guests to GI JOE.

Sam Fisher:

If Lara Made it to GI Joe, Sam Fisher *Needs* to make it.

Agent 47:

They practically have everything minus the head.

Metal Gear Solid:

This one lends itself for a sub line, but I'd take a MGS1 Snake with a second MGS2 styled head.

I would add: Liquid, Ocelot, Meryl, Otacon, Grey Fox.

Castlevania:

Personally I'd go with Simon Belmont, then the Symphony of the Night characters.

Uncharted:

Actual Uncharted stuff not Tom Holland.actual drake, sully, chloe, elena...

Street Fighter: (94 movie and game)

There were Joes from that movie... I just want a goddamned Raul Julia figure.

Shenmue:

Like there's no way I was going to sneak Hazuki into the list.

Final Fantasy VIII:

... Add triple triad cards as an accessory.

Punch out:

I'm totally not trying to make a Captain N roster.

Megaman 12 new trailer: with more R34 bait

 Imagine VOCALOID Miku combined with Jubilee from X-men. You get Twinkle Girl...

And she's dead...

Nuff said.

Primusdammit, Haley Joel! Take it easy!

 First Dolly Parton, then Tim Curry, now...

Peter Cullen, KARR, and obviously Optimus Prime is now dead. Megatron won.

My condolences to friends and family...

Tim Curry is gone...

 Yes, *THAT* Tim Curry... 

To be fair, he was 80 and for years his health hadn't been optimal. Mainly due to his stroke in 2012.

I mainly remember him from Clue, Home Alone 2, Peter Pan and the Pirates, guess who he played there... Congo, and Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad.

But he was also the Best Pennywise.

Beauty and the Beast the Enchanted Christmas

Guess who I'm blaming...

 My condolences to friends and Family... seriously between him and Raul Julia, there is no one who could've played an amazing Doctor Doom...

It finally happened

 Remember my Sephiroth review? Well...

Final Fantasy VII has finally made it to Hot Topic... The Nomura fashion has come full circle.

Also there is a Rumor that Hasbro is doing Final Fantasy VII Figures...

My condolences to Miley

 Her godmother was seen by Sora. 

Dolly Parton is dead. My condolences to friends and family. 

The song I only know because it's a Jojo reference.

Cinemasins does MOTU

 This is technically not a rant just letting y'all know.

But fuck it, I still love the movie.

Since Cinemasins didn't have the OG, have some Nostalgia Critic

It came from the Toy Chest: Fuckdammit Hasbro!

 

You had ONE job, but you fucked it up on purpose so we would rebuy the old hulk body with new heads to get a MVC Hulk. It will come... 80th Hulk with new upper torso, Maximum Hulk Gamma Clap effects, Smart Hulk heads. $60... calling it now.

Shame I lost the ToyBiz Smart Hulk Gun in the last 2 moves.

Articulation

Hulk has a body with articulation similar to his ToyBiz counterpart... minus the toe Hinge. He does have butterfly shoulders, but they tilt backwards for the Gamma clap (an attack not a venereal disease) many Hulk poses are doable) the new torso and bandoliers don't block articulation 

4.0

Paint and sculpt 

It lacks shading compared to past hulks but the new pieces have nice sculpts. Love the heads.

4.5

Accessories

Chanclas are awesome

Gun is OK... should've come with blast effect. The ones I had wouldn't fit.

Glasses are OK...

4.0

Overall

Hulk gets a smashing 4.17 it's not bad, but had I known the neckpegs wouldn't be compatible. I wouldn't have bought this figure.

The Tick characters I want from BBWS

 I got The Tick from BBTS... I know Chairface is coming:

Here are characters I want... I'm hoping it's from both comic AND the 90s toon, mainly because it's the toon the only The Tick source I know...

Arthur:

This one is obvious.

Die Fledermaus:

A Batman parody voiced by my VA god? Of course I want this!!

Barry Hubris: the other Tick:

It's one of the few characters I vaguely remember from the show

Dinosaur Neil:

It's one of the few characters I remember from the show

List is small because I vaguely remember the show aside SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!

It came from the Toy Chest: WWE Rando in a suit.

 

I dunno, nor care, actually. MVP? He was on the WWE and is now on AEW?

He was $6 and works for a background character once I repaint his hair and remove the necklace.

I might end up sculpting hair... point is I needed a suit figure and he's here.

Articulation

As a basic figure this is ass, since legs only go forward and backwards. Single joints.

But since he's meant to be a face in the crowd it won't matter much.

3.0

Paint and sculpt

He looks like the guy he's supposed to be the paint is minimal though.

4.5

Accessories 

Necklace

Not even a hardcore item

1.0

Overall

Dude gets a 2.83 as his final score... if I could now locate an Edge... but $6 an elitw would've been like $26

If Mattel does Playsets for TMNT... a rant:

First we need to determine what iteration are they doing.

If Mattel plays it smart makes it fit both scales... the kids "origins" scale and the adult 6.5" scale. 

Kinda like they did with some origins playsets.

 Depending on what continuity they're going for the playsets would vary.

 Assuming Mirage:

Sewer Lair 1,TCRI building, 2nd time around, Foot compound, Farmhouse.

Assuming Fred Wolf insipired:

Sewer Lair, Inside the Technodrome, Channel 6, Rat King's domain (repaint of the lair with different accessories)

In addition, I'd add mini playsets.

Like this, but a more TMNT esque thing...

Top 20 NPCs I'd like to see on BBTS NPCs line

 The NPC preorder is doing fine... the show host variant is the only thing missing for wave 1... I believe Wino mom, Goth Girl, Bank Robber and I think there was an Exorcist or a camp counselor are wave 2... but let's make a few NPCs.

20: PE Teacher:

This one is a tribute to the 1980s PE Teacher stereotypes. Removable cap, whistle, dodgeball

19: Nerd:

Not the Angry Videogame type... more like the revengeful type...

18: Pizza Delivery person:

Could use any gender, but mostly hoping for a dude... paired up with wino mom... you get the idea.

17: Retired Responsible Uncle:

I'm thinking a Cliff Robertson looking man. The variant could look like Martin Sheen. For accessories a Grocery bag with groceries. 

(Carton of milk, converted rice, etc.)

16: Nerdy Receptionist:

Not going to mention who am I thinking of... but think Jeanette from the Chippettes s a human. Variant could be a Karen working for a handicapped attorney.

15: Angsty Teenaged Martial Artist:

I see...

Just make him caucasian and the variant with different colored clothes more Japanese looking... we get the 3rd party tampos for the jacket... and mix-n-match.

14: Plumbers:

Oh, I'm not saying Make Mario and Luigi, but a colorway reminiscent of them would be a nice nod...

13: Food Stand Vendor:

Food stand sold separately. But you get the idea

12: Alley Thug:

Just an average Joe with no Chill. Give him a revolver, a pearl necklace... not that kind... a stolen wallet, watch.

11: Creepy Old Man:

I'm not saying doing this guy but

Someone with similar vibes.

10: Hipster dude:

Spider-Man fans would buy a hipster to recreate this scene. Just saying.

09: Nasty cook:

Think a non mutated Pizzaface type character. Not all places follow health codes to the t... Doesn't need to be Pizzaface levels of gross but just enough to give you pause before ordering the patty melt.

08: Jock:

Dude with a Letterman Jacket from the sane HS as the cheerleaders.

07: Preppie:

You get what I'm going for this, right?

06: TV Chef:

This one is to have well, a Ramsey or a Lagasse type of dude... Batalli would be too obvious.

05: Mail carrier: (USPS Blues, UPS Brown)

Self explanatory.

04: Stranger Danger:

You know the old Beware of strangers posters where strangers had hats and trenchcoats... that. Have them come with toys, candy, etc.

03: Rivals:

We will get athletes to the already made cheerleaders, so have a different colorway for a rival school. It's almost cheating, but thwy would only need new heads.

02: Single Dad:

If you're picturing Bob Saget... that's kinda the inspiration, but not actual Bob Saget... Though I'd like a Bob Saget to fight Sagat.

01: Ice Cream Man:

No reason

Golden Axe series for Paramount+

 I did play some Golden Axe way back then, but it's SEGA doing something that isn't Sonic.

People are hating that it's too self-aware. Self-referential and a little bit too Meta.

The game's ending..

Yup... it fucks up everyone's complaints about the series.

Now, I kind of want one for virtua fighters, virtua cop, Altered Beast, and

If I have to suffer having this earworm, so shall you!

Live action Kratos is an Animal

 Evolution is a mystery so many changes no one can see... wait were those the lyrics? Anyway, Batista will be Kratos.

Will he bulk up for the role? Or will he wear a musclesuit?

BBTS NPC Wave 1 is a go!

 BBTS has launched their own crowdfinding NPC Line.

The Mob Boss, SWAT Guy, Cheerleader and Host. 

The Host totally looks like je could work on GI Joe Classified. 

I oreordered the Cheerleader, because support female figures.

Figures Preorder price is 37... some redecos with kess accessories are available. At 30. As of the writing of this rant only the Host is the one whose varint hasn't been unlocked.

There are 30 days left and they come out on Q2 2027.

Can't wait for wino mommy on wave 2...

We had our first MCU X-person with Sadie Sink

 We also have a Cyke, a Rogue, a Storm, a White Queen, a Mr. Sinister, and a Chuck X.

Kit Connor is the new Dick... cyclops in french translates to penis when you translate it back to english in some translator apps.

He's been some sort of extra ready player one, and that's the only thing I've seen with him in it.

Samara Weaving is the new Emma Frost... she was Scarlett in the shitty Snake Eyes movie. Some folks have complaoned about chest size.

Inde Navarrete is the new Rogue... anyone is better than Anna Pacquin... and people are whining because she's half Latina... 

Christopher Abbott is Charles Xavier... he was The Foreigner in Kraven... but we don't talk about Kraven... no no no... we don't talk about Kraven.

Mr. Sinister...

Fucking Caillou Ren... 

Coming in 2028... wonder if Iceman will come out gay from the start or Jean will make him gay.

Storm actress has no real filmography so no comment...

Really Haley Joel? YOU HAD TO SEE KAIRI?

 Hayden Panettiere...

Yes, that Hayden Panettiere...

Well... 

We got Coco for KH4 and now Kairi's first VA was seen by Sora. She was dealing with PPD and addiction, which is why she as replaced for KH3.

So, I suppose Ms. Stoner will keep playing the role of Kairi... 

My condolences to friends and family, but Kingdom Hearts Animated series... also, KH4 may be digital only since it can delay to 2028.

Brand New Day made brand new Dough

 Mr. Stark, I feel like Scrooge McDuck! Brand New Day reached the 2B mark. In roughly 2 weeks. Avengers Endgame has 800 Million more, but it was on cinemas like a week or 2 shy of 5 months...

Holy shit! Of course, the fans of the fourth rate Michael Bay wannabe are claiming that there is no superhero fatigue and that the DC movies have sucked so far. Obviously they ignore that the movies made by their beloved Zack underperformed during peak superhero, cinema. Meanwhile Spider-Man BND, made 2B when Captain America 4 made only 400M and Fantastic 4 made 521M. Even the MCU isn't doing as hot as they did at peak SH cinema. The fact that Spider-Man did this good is 2 things: Spider-Man and that the movie is good. Wonder if it'll pass endgame...

Nutella made a Peanut butter flavor

 And it's weird. Doesn't taste bad... but still it doesn't feel like Ferrero chocolate. The peanut is a bit overpowering... but it's weird.

But the question is:

Does it Elvis?

Fuck yeah! It does and it gives a chocolaty oomph to the Elvis... But is it worth it? No.

Top 10 things I'd like to see in BND's sequel

 I mentioned that BND has many comic references. I missed out mentioning Big Man...

So with the ending of Spider-Man being off-world... let's tackle what I'd like to see:

10: Real Black Suit:

Black suit looking comic book accurate... lookinf like a black suit, not a chitinous armor 

9: Sin Eater set up:

We have a Jean DeWolffe we need a Sin Eater, settong up the fall of Eddie Brock on the sequel

8: Big Wheel unrelated to the main plot scene:

Self explanatory. A whole action scene being a filler to pad time and have trailer bait shit.

7: MCU cameos:

Preferably Kamala Khan, Kate Bishop, just not Riri... cause fuck the insufferable Ironheart. 

6: MCU's Kraven the Hunter:

Not Kickass... Maybe combining Kraven's Last Hunt with The Other or "Neogenic Nightmare"

5: Iceman and Firestar cameos:

It's self explanatory...

4: Spider Armor:

Perhaps trying to make his own iron suit.

3: Clones:

Oh I want an MCU Ben, and Kaine.

2: MCU Hobgoblin:

We skip Norman Osborn shenanigans and have Roderick Kingsley... we can tie in Ned's energy drink addiction...

1: The MCU Counterpart to Doc Ock:

Fuck you ai love Doctor Octopus 

Brand New Day is the most Spider-Man movie ever

 It's far from perfect, but it feels more Spider-Man than even Sam Raimi's movies.

I mean, for the time skip, you see plenty of villains... mostly in a montage. Boomerang, Tombstone, The Hand, references to Silvermane... Does Punisher count?

Spidey has a friend in the Police: Jean DeWolffe who is now a dark skinned Latina. At least Jean Grey is white and redhead...

Yeah. The whole Jean Grey thing is ass. No sir, I do not like it. The hinting towards The Other or Man-Spider felt like it was tacked on but not fully explored.

The best thing about the movie is the fight choreography. Which BTW the director of this will be doing the live action Naruto movie.

This didn't top MOTU, but it will be my second movie of the year.

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch MOTU 87'

 Dolph is still with us... Jon Cypher, who played Man-at-Arms passed away this month.

Honestly, aside from MAA, I've no idea about his career.

Huh, he was Spellbinder in Batman Beyond. And many single episodes in a shitton of stuff.

My condolences to friends and family.

I don't have much to say because all I knew him from was the 1987 movie...

Top 20 1/12 wishlist: Random stuff

 I have been a bit busy. Still haven't seen Spider-Man: Brand New Day. But it got me thinking:

With Marvel Legends and DCUC we have plenty of celebrities. But most of them are cosplaying...

How about the celebrties as themselves?

That way we get the RDJs, ScarJos, Bales, Afflecks, Cavills, Corenswets, Galintzines, Letos, etc. WWE gives us wrestlers so I won't touch those... then again the NPCs line made me think of this.

20: Gordon Ramsey:

It's fucking Raw! No need to explain this one... Biggest TV Chef.

19: Tony Hawk:

Everyone knows the meme

Hasbro where is this Spidey... 2 pack with Tony Hawk...

18: Zack Snyder:

I may dislike the guy but I totally wouldn't beat him up in action figure form...

17: Steven Seagal:

Do I really need to explain this one?

16: Vanilla Ice:

Yes the Trump Michelangelo trifecta... but Mattel is doing TMNT that's why I meed Vanilla Ice... Ice baby.

15: James Avery:

Aside the whole Uncle Phil thing... my brain just thought of 1987 TMNT actors dressed as their characters. I totally want a Peter Renaday... mostly because of Mandrake references... to pair off against Mr. Avery dressed as Shredder. But a normal clothed James Avery would be fine.

14: Ernest P. Worrell:

I've seen the Cena customs, but I want the real deal.

13: Gorbachev:

Only reason to ask for him.

12: Ronald Reagan:
Mainly due to the Gorbachev wall moment and totally not

11: Fabio:

You thought I was going to reference I can't believe it's not butter... believe it!

Of course he's gonna need a tub of margarine as an accessory.

10: Free government money guy:

You know the old man who dressed like the riddler and told you about free government money.

Matthew Lesko... that's his name. Now I'm thinking of the Quizno's ads that make me think of Neitlich... only the Mattycollector veterans would understand.

9: Ron Jeremy:

Nothing pornographic about it... just a figure of Ron Jeremy...

He WAS IN Ghostbusters as an extra.

Johnny Sins could get an entire wave.

8: street performers:

This one feels kinda cheating as it is a category...

But this can cover mimes, Naked Cowboy, Theater Majors, etc.

7: Rowan Atkinson:

Not Mr. Bean... Rowan Atkinson. But yeah 

Add the turkey as an additional head.

6: Oprah:

No reason at all...

5: YouTubers:

We have seen a few show up in movies... and thanks to WWE we have one of the Paul Bros.

So, bring on Nostalgia Critic, AVGN, Uncle Roger, PewDiePie, Adam Savage... Justin Wong... he has a YouTube channel where he shows videos of him getting Daigo'd.

4: Children:

Still disappointed we missed the Naughty or Nice kids... and at least FTC covers some of that niche... but I need different clothes for them.

3: Teens:

BigBadWorkshop is covering some, but I want all the cliques.

2: The Elderly:

I have seen how BBTWS has made characters that resemble others. If they can make A Rice Relative...

1: Steve Irwin:

Fuck you I want Steve Irwin.

BIG BAD WORKSHOP is making NPCs

 I am excited for this.

This has a lot of the stuff I wanted... criminals and random npcs... I am in... as long as the price is reasonable.

These will help fill up the background for other limes... guess the imports will be used for the nudists...

I beat Ivalice Chronicles:

 I got to appreciate it for what it is... and it has a new game+ in addition to (un)fortunately put Cloud on average level to my characters. But going through chapter 1 with level 99 Ninja Arithmeticians is wild. The bad thing is that the trophies in game don't carry over so you have to rewin them... Deep Dungeon Midlight's Deep here we go again.

Now Tactics Advanced Collection, please... or an enhanced port of

Marvel Cosmic Invasion: Shredder's Revenge but with Marvel.

 The game feels VERY Shredder's Revenge-like... Not because it's made by the same people tht made Shredder's Revenge. It's because it feels very respectful of the universe and characters. It gives off a Marvel Animated series vibe, just like Shredder's Revenge was a love letter to the 1987 TMNT. 

Wolverine is Cal Dodd, Jean Grey is Jennifer Hale and Spider-Man...

Is Meowtacular... Seriously, Josh Keaton has played Spider-Man AND Spider-Man ersatz characters. He even played a Spider-Man inspired villain in DC. 

I haven't gotten the Penis and Thing DLC...  I will later. Bills come first. 

So the rant won't be a review but a top 12 Wanted DLC characters:

12: Johnny Storm:

We got The Thing and his temporary replacement on the F4, She-Hulk... It makes sense to have Torch... also one of Spidey's buddies.

11: Iceman:

Frank Welker needs to voice him in the gayest Fred Jones voice he can do.

I don't think I'll add Firestar.

10: Reed Richards:

His stretching and reshapingcould provide some cool moves. The story is F4 heavy, so let's get as many of the F4 in it.

9: DareDevil:

Street Level Hero... self explanatory. Perfect for a beat-em up.

8: Shang Chi: 

Master of Kung Fu... literally made for a Beat-em up.

7: Iron Fist: (Danny Rand)

Same reason as DD and Shang Chi.

6: Nick Fury Sr.:

Needs to be voiced by The Hoff. A nice way to bring Gunplay without bringing Castle.

5: Hulk:

We have She-Hulk, we need the OG Hulk, because Hulk Smash

4: Sue Storm:

I said Bring the Fantastic Four and I wasn't gonna put Richards in 4... the joke works better in Spanish. Giggity! 

3: Nightcrawler:

Sword, teleports. Perfect...

2: Wonderman:

For the sake of having some Avengers representation.

1: Gambit:

Stick, cards... if we get Chris Potter to voice him again, we're golden.

Honorable mentions:

Dazzler, Black Cat, Namor, Hawkeye, Punisher, Colossus, and Vision...

You all should know why. They all have appeared in past Marvel beat-em up games.