Currently, I'm not sure of the scope that Super7 has with TMNT. I know that they can deviate from the vintage line, as we saw with Guerrilla Gorilla and to an extent with Lazy Shredder variant based on an unreleased variant.
Oct 31, 2022
Otherwise we might have a situation... Tell Léa Seydoux that you need to get there ASAP. We don't need a voidout because Haley Joel Osment began listening to Low Roar...
The reason I'm using references to a shitty Hideo Kojima game is because the frontman from the band used on the soundtrack for said game has kicked the bucket... Kojima made a tweet saying that if it wasn't for Low Roar's music, we wouldn't have had said shitty game.
Oct 30, 2022
I am not a huge fan of Masterverse, but I did get a few for the Advent Calendar (I did not buy all of them though.) So, this list is just for fun and see what MOTU stuff could get the Masterverse treatment. I must point out that most of the stuff will come from characters that had toy versions in previous lines like NA, 200X, vintage, etc. Will try to keep cartoon characters as close to zero as possible.
Oct 29, 2022
We won't be able to toss coins at his valley of plenty. Yup, you read that right... Geralt of Rivia will no longer be played by Mr. Save Martha...
Why in the hell would you work on writing an adaptation of something you hate!?
I USED to have a lot of respect for James Cameron. Now, not so much. Ever since Avengers Endgame beat Avaturd at the nox office and Cameron whined his way to another temporary rerelease to beat Avengers, I lost most of my respect for him. Not to mention his endorsements to shitty Terminator sequels. Well, in order to promote Avaturd 2: Aquatic Boogaloo, here's Jimbo calling Superhero movies sophomoric with characters who behave like college kids.
His logic is incredibly flawed, of course, but to me this smells more like sour grapes because he never got to do his Spider-Man movie where Leonardo DiCaprio has bondage sex with nikki Cox on the Brooklyn Bridge and Otto Gunther Octavius is played by a guy who loves ejaculating everywhere... especially in the maid!!Yes, Jimbo wanted Ahnuld as Doc Ock... also Kevin Spacey as Norman Osborn...
Based on the leaked Scripts on the internet, it's obvious that James Cameron doesn't understand Spider-Man. Hell, I'd say he doesn't get Superheroes at all.
"When I look at these big, spectacular films — I’m looking at you, Marvel and DC — it doesn’t matter how old the characters are, they all act like they’re in college," Cameron said. "They have relationships, but they really don’t. They never hang up their spurs because of their kids. The things that really ground us and give us power, love, and a purpose? Those characters don’t experience it, and I think that’s not the way to make movies."
This is a ridiculously dumb take. Your life is over once you have kids? So, using James Cameron's "logic" Policemen, Paramedics, Soldiers, and Firemen stop being Policemen, Paramedics, Soldiers, and Firemen because of family? What kind of moronic logic is that!?
Because that's what everybody wants to see a movoe where Bruce Wayne hangs up the cowl and decides to be a father to Damian... or Captain America giving up the shield to raise a fami... wait, he did that in Endgame... or how about Iron man giving up his life so his kid AND PRETTY MUCH HALF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE had a chance to live. A movie about Superheroes not being Superheroes is literally the first act of The Incredibles. Am emtire movie being like the first act of The incredibles might be an interesting story, but not one that would bring tons of people to the theaters...
Flashy special effects with an incredibly simplistic story that has been told millions of times in much better ways can fill up seats... look at Jimbo's own Avaturd. Fern Gully with Furries is literally the box office king (with 4 or 5 rereleases). I for one won't see Avaturd 2 on theaters... Maybe I'll watch it when we play it at the electronics section at Kmart... oh wait, there are no Kmarts left in Puerto Rico... guess I'll wait until a friend buys it and watch it at their place to mock it.
I'd rather watch Fern Gully than Avaturd... hell, I'd rather watch The Last Airbender (the M.Night Shyamlamadingdong bastardization of ATLAB) than watch avaturd again... Nah, I'd rather watch Noelle, sorry Nate Stevenson's bastardization of She-Ra AND Kevin Smith's bastardization of He-Man than watch Avaturd.
Oct 27, 2022
And I honestly don't know how to feel about these.
I just found out that Jules Bass, from the Rankin/Bass duo passed away a few days ago. Super7 just teased us with a dead Thundercat... I am referring to The Spirit of Jaga...
Well played, Super7, well played. I wasted my money on Normal Jaga and knowing me, I'll try to get a spirit one for the same reason I have Stealth Tygra on preorder. Every single time I try to get out you motherfuckers find a way to get me back in... now if we could get Nudist Thundercats...
Oct 26, 2022
That is an unfair title, since it undermines Slash... but, I would expect Tokka to be released soon, due to parts reuse. The new pieces needed would be:
|Mysterious time traveler: Wait! This isn't |
An Advent Calendar. I'm not supposed to be here today!
Slash: You ain't a Toitle! You have a sword, we fight now!
MTT: Uh Slash, why must I fight you, we are
Slash: Shut up! Did we just...
MTT: Megaman 8...
Slash: Docta Wahwee approves.
|Thingy that will most likely get lost:|
Oct 25, 2022
They're on sale now:
$28 for these:
Yikes! These make the awful Cobra Kai vs TMNT figures look like Masterpieces... These weak and pathetic cashgrabs are incredibly weak and pathetic... The Pink one doesn't look like Mary Mouser at all... the white one is supposed to be Ralph Macchiato kinda looks like the love child of Adam West and Burt Ward...
Oct 24, 2022
Oct 23, 2022
Leatherhead is finally here... You might have guessed that since, well... Krang got out of the Toy Chest. Now it's Leatherhead's turn... right oit the bat, I got to say: I hate his human teeth and blond eyebrows... I won't mess with the teeth, but those eyebrows got to be "fixed"... so I painted them a slightly darker shade of green.
|Leatherhead: Oh bother...|
|Leatherhead: Dis'ere lan' is naw good zone for Moe Tooks... Ah Gwarantee...|
Nefty-kun: so i need to become a TMNTU to survive in here?
Leatherhead: Ah reckon...
Oct 22, 2022
Que carajo estás haciendo aquí? Lárgate cabrón! It's the phrase ordered by Don Jose when Leon asks about Ashley's whereabouts... well, Capcom skipped Code Veronica and went straight to 4.
Not going to like, the trailer looks pretty good but, my only issue are the voices. I'm not feeling most of them. Okay I lied, there is another thing that is bugging me:
Body... because he's Krang, the Megalomaniac Despot banished from Dimension X.
What can I say about Krang: in some continuities he's an Utrom. In his first appearance, he wasn't an Utrom, but he was turned into an Utrom-like form, before being banished from Dimension X. With his vast resources, Krang basically funds Shredder's activities with the Foot, using the ancient Ninja Clan as his pawns for World Domination.
|Krang: Saaaaaaakiiiiii!! We're going to attack Super7 to get my booooooodeeeeeeeee!!|
Shredder: It doesn't work that way...
Nefty VO: Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum... He'll fill your belly button with his cum...
Shredder: You have awakened him.
Nefty VO: I love you as a person, as a Human Bean... Ohai Krang!
Shredder: Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world! Oh no! I have become one of them! Why, Nefty Why!?WHY!?
Oct 21, 2022
Oct 20, 2022
Virgil Abloh, Fashion Designer, friend of former Kardashian Kanye West has a "MOTU COLLECTION" that will be sold on Mattel Creations this Friday.