Jan 30, 2021
Day 6 of Super7 teasers is partly merch partly toys
Jan 29, 2021
Ultimate Power Rangers hopes and Super7 spreading themselves too thin!!
Day 5 of Super7 teasers is Morphinomenal!
Before I go in with a Power Rangers news, we have a picture of the Transformers ultimates wave 1.
They look good but I think I will be able to skip them with no issues. I have my reasons...
Jan 28, 2021
Theoretical Silverhawks ultimate non-figure items.
I was going to wait until the official announcement of Silverhawks Ultimates figures and speculate on theoretical Hawk Haven, Maraj, Skyrunner, and Mon*Starr's Transformation Chamber. I even googled for the photos of the unmade Hawk Haven playset.
I had a whole rant simmering in my head on how the Toy playset looked NOTHING like the toon and how it would be IMPOSSIBLE to make a Toon Accurate Hawk Haven. Sadly, the Revelation of the Thundertank's measurements and cost have forced my hand.
Thundertank is gonna rape you!!!
It fits 6 Thundercats. 17 inches wide and 27 inches long.
It will be $450 + shipping and handling (+ taxes, VAT, etc.)
Day 4 ReAction boldly goes where no ReAction has gone before...
Sarkeesian ass kisser Hwil Hweaton will become a ReAction Figure. Worf, Piccard, Data, a Borg, and Guinan will be the figures...
Kinda lame announcementAlso, not a teaser, but Ultimates is getting Transformers... I might get Optimus, Megatron, Soundwave, and Starscream... Bumblebee better be smaller... but it's highly unlikely I go for any of these.
Jan 27, 2021
Day 3 of Teasers will lose to a Giant Harambe
Godzilla, the King of all Monsters (except Kong) is a huge favorite of B-Flynn and a huge part of Super7's origins. Well, B-Flynn is getting his dreans come true. He will make Godzilla toys... but not likely ultimates due to Playmates getting the license for Godzilla toys after NECA lost it.
I'm guessing ReAction, MUSCLE, and Gashapon styled items... which is Super7's bread and butter.
My guess is that the next announcement will be Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ReAction figures...
Mattel seems to hate MOTU
How can I say this when they have Origins, MOTU Minis, Megabloks, Little People, and the Upcoming Masterverse line? Quite easily: They got and "artist" to make some He-Man "art"... that Mattel will sell or is selling for $450.
THAT IS MATTEL APPROVED HE-MAN ART!
Jan 26, 2021
The second teaser by Super7 is still a mystery...
It might be Music themed. There is a Papa Emeritus Ultimate Figure being sold.
Jan 25, 2021
Thundercats teaser by Super7... was expected
Theoretical Mumm-Ra's Tomb Fortress: a rant
Odds and ends 1/25/21: JoJo, Snake, and other stuff...
Jan 23, 2021
Wait... they Rebooted Walker Texas Ranger?
Remember Walker Texas Ranger? The show about Chuck Norris being Chuck Norris but not called Chuck Norris. Hell, Chuck Norris even sings the intro theme to Walker Texas Ranger starring Chuck Norris.
The show is pretty much what you would expect from a show starring Chuck Norris. Martial arts performed by Chuck Norris, chases and action scenes with Chuck Norris...
Well, the reboot stars one of the Supernatural brothers... No Chuck Norris in sight...Yeah... no. This is almost as bad as the Magnum reboot with Ya te chingaste wey. Or MacGyver reboot with Havok. It doesn't look bad, but it doesn't feel like Walker Texas Ranger starring Chuck Norris. I think that the show could've worked just as well WITHOUT the Walker name.
Which brings me to my main issue with many of these reboots. They try to reinvent the wheel so much that they lose sight of what made the original series so appealing. Personally, I'm avoiding the Chuckless Walker. No Chuck Norris no Walker.
Jan 22, 2021
Theoretical Cat's Lair: a rant
So there is a rumor about something "big" related to Thundercats and Super7. Odds are saying that it's the Thundertank. I also believe that it'll be the Thundertank. Personally I don't think super7 will full of another playset after Snake Mountain... for now. Theoretically they could pursue a Thundercats cats lair. The real question is HOW SHOULD THEY DO THE PLAYSET?
|It's decent in an 80s toy way...|
But I want it to be better!!
|I want it to look like this.|
|There isn't much to do|
|This can be put in a smallish ledge that can hold two figures, namely Jaga and Lion-O.|
|This would be on the bottom floor.|
I know it's not show accurate, but
no free standing ledge would hold the
weight of 6 Thundercats and Snarf.
Jan 20, 2021
Crom! Wave 3 of Conan is awesome!
It came from the Toy Chest: Mighty Morphin Black Ranger
This is it... Billy, true Green Tommy and Z-Putty is all I need to "kwit teh lien" and have an acceptable core roster. Zack is the original Black Ranger who was replaced by Adam (played by popular anime VA Johnny Yong Bosch...) and the actor who played Zack, Walter E. Jones ended up on a Nickelodeon show.
Neil Druckmann wants to do a Punisher game
Infamous Director, 'Nita asskisser, and trollish buffoon, Neil Druckmann wants to do a Punisher game. This is a double edged sword. From a gameplay perspective, Naughty Dog COULD make a kickass Punisher game. The problem lies in the Storytelling portion. His storytelling tends to have a huge disconnect with the gaming portion. You can't have a "oacifist Frank" who worries about hos actiona as the Punisher, but on gameplay, you're given tons of ways to assassinate criminals.
Maybe I'm wrong and Druckmann COULD pull off a kickass Punisher game with a badass story and amazing gameplay. But would it be worth it to make a game that is a complete antithesis of his "magnum opus"? the very same people who praise His creative genius with crucify him... or worse he could royally screw over Frank worse than he did Joel. The worst part of all this is that I am curious to see what could he do with the Punisher.
Sex Dolls: a rant
Even more expensive models have parts that can warm up on their own, or play audio...
|There are also Caucasian elves, so|
her evil counterpart could be made as well...
Jan 19, 2021
Thundercats.org interviewed B-Flynn... Silverhawks might be closer than we expect.
Jan 17, 2021
It came from the Toy Chest: Tokka and Rahzar
Peter Laird, co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hates Rocksteady and Bebop. That's why they didn't show up on The secret of the Ooze. We got these two as a poor man's substitute of the Moronic mutant duo.
|S7Bebop: I'm leaving these two alone...|
They can easily defend themselves and
*I* would be the one getting raped!
|Nefty: These donuts are great!|
Nothing beats a Jelly-Filled Donut!
Nefty: Shit! They found the ooze cubes!
I mean if that didn't work in the 90s why should
it work in 2021?
|S7 Leo: Turtles fight with honor!!|
Nefty: Kicking babies in the dick isn't honorable
S7 Raph: But these are NECAs, unless you have a Witcher, kicking them in the dick is the only solution.
Cobra Kai: The Game: The Rant
Jan 16, 2021
Mortal Kombat reboot pics were revealed recently...
Jan 15, 2021
It's official: Playmates Toys is incredibly lazy
Jan 14, 2021
FFVII Spin-offs... Square Enix is dead serious on milking FFVII Dry
First SOLDIER was one of the recent trademarks by SE. What does it mean? It kind of reminds me of the whole Captain America first avenger thing. Of course we're talking about the Hot Topic raiding silver-haired mama's boy... Sephiroth!
I'm intrigued by this. A game from Sephiroth's perspective? I suppose it will start with the Wutai war and end up with the Nibelheim incident 5 years ago... because that's where Sephiroth dies. To be honest, the Wutai war era Sephiroth is what interests me the most.
The other Trademark was Ever Crisis... which worries me. I'm guessing this is the Reboot name for the new Compilation of Finaru Fantaji Sebun. Unlike in the original era compilation, now we have an incomplete Crisis... We only got out of Midgar and have roughly 56 hours of original game to go; but Square Enix is putting effort in Spin-offs without the complete main game... it's starting to smell like Xeno-prefix games in here... Fun fact: the Xenoblade series owes EVERYTHING to Final Fantasy VII. Xenogears was a rejected pitch for Final Fantasy VII, that became its own IP. After Square decided not to pursue more Xenogames, the team migrated to Namco and made Xenosaga. After Namco axed Xenosaga, team Monolith soft became a free agent and made Xenoblade series. So, if it wasn't for Final Fantasy VII, Xeno- wouldn't have existed.
Odds and ends Jan 14 2021: Screech and stuff...
Jan 12, 2021
Rumors about WB using Joker as a template on how to move forward...
Hasbro is releasing a Green She-Hulk...
Remember the Super Skrull wave She-Hulk? She is getting a proper Green repaint with a new head. My first complained about that She Hulk I said she was Grey. I recall seeing a couple of green repaints on eBay. So putting one plus one together it seems that Hasbro has been listening to customers and checking out custom customizers. This is a good thing and we've kind of seen it already happening. The single carded J. Jonah Jameson and Kingpin are examples of that.
Marvel, WTF!? Miles Morales Clone Saga!?
This is beyond stupid... a Clone Saga for Miles Morales... Someone should grab all the Spider-cide clone degeneration dust, put it ib a sock and beat the living crap out of whoever thought that redoing the third worst Spider-Man story with Miles was a great idea. (The Totemic arc including The Other is #4, Sins Past is #2, and the first spot goes to One Moronic Deal... whose aftermath gave us Satanic Harry Osborn... I mean Kindred)